The Pokémon Goofing Around

After Xia Hunao dealt with the matter of the disgusting beast, he took Guagua and the others southward along the national highway. Almost two months had passed since then. During these two months, although Xia Hunao was also working hard towards Go south, but his progress is really unsatisfactory.

It stands to reason that if you drive from north to south, let alone drive from Linglong City to Jinghai City in two months, even if you travel through the entire Minglong Kingdom, Xia Hunao is still active in Jiangbei. , there is still a river distance from Jinghai City.

There's nothing he can do about it. His reputation is now notorious. He doesn't know why. It's been two months. As long as he searches himself online, he will be a rat crossing the street and everyone will beat him up.

It stands to reason that it has been more than two months since the previous incident was unreasonable, and it is still on the cusp of the storm. However, I don’t know why in the past two months, there has not been a single new melon.In this extremely boring situation, people who are willing to eat melons will cling to the nearest melon and chew it to death. Perhaps this is the reason why the previous elf riots have always been at the peak of popularity.

Then again, Xia Hunao is not the kind of person who will slow down his movement just because of his reputation. The reason why he still spent two months wandering around on the road is because Xia Hunao only needs to meet a level of people along the way. He planned to go into the lower secret realms for a walk, just to find out what caused the elves in the secret realms to riot collectively.

Not to mention the influence of Arceus, Xia Hunao asked his friends in other countries, and no one encountered any problems. Only the Minglong Kingdom had trouble, and it was during the June college entrance examination season when everyone was nervous. .This is definitely not a natural disaster, it's just a man-made disaster!

However, along the way, Xia Hunao could only find bits and pieces of information in various secret realms. After sending the elves out, the only feedback he got was that one person used some special props to stimulate them.There is no other information at all.Including what kind of people and what kind of props, as long as there is any information that can be revealed, I can't find out.

"I know all the news, why can't I ask for something new?"

Xia Hunao kept asking himself while throwing a very elastic rubber ball in the front of the car with the two-tailed monster.Meng Meng, who was sitting bored and flipping ropes with Dianxi, turned around and said, "You can't tell how normal it is. They are all ordinary elves. Even Chaomeng and I will... after being overly stimulated... "

Xia Hunao raised his hand and caught the rubber ball thrown by the two-tailed monster: "So it's an endless loop again, right? Forget it, don't think about it anymore, let's go racing."

Meng Meng glanced at Xia Hunao, and then at the RV he was sitting in: Are you kidding me?Are you going to race an RV on a dirt road?

Xia Hunao also knew that this broken car couldn't get up to speed on the broken road. He just wanted to find a step to do something else, but as soon as he got up and walked to the driver's seat, he was hit by a sudden brake and hit the front windshield.

Xia Hunao, who was rubbing his head, climbed up on the chair and looked at Guagua sitting in the driver's seat: "Guagua, you are crazy, what are you going to do?"

Guagua shook his head quickly. Although he was sitting in the driver's seat, the brake he just applied had nothing to do with him. It was the unlucky car that realized there was a roadblock ahead, so it braked suddenly.

Xia Hunao looked out of the windshield and saw many dark shadows blocking the road ahead, motionless. Moreover, these shadows were so stubborn that they were just outside the range of the RV's lights.Xia Hunao didn't know whether he should praise the vehicle for doing a good job in pre-insurance at this time, or what he should do.

The two sides were facing each other on the road. Xia Hunan's RV didn't move, and the group of figures on the opposite side didn't move either.Xia Hunao started the car and moved forward a little, and the group of shadows also moved back a little. In short, they maintained a posture blocking the road.The other party knows very well that Xia Huzao, you dare not hit him with all your strength and kick the accelerator.The nature of my group's blocking of cars is completely different from your driving into someone's car.

Looking at the dark shadows, Xia Hunao felt depressed. He simply turned around and looked behind the car. If there was no way out and only the way in, then he would retreat the way he came.But when Xia Hunan reached the back door, he saw that the back was also blocked.He simply made a circle of encirclement and surrounded Xia Hunao completely.

Xia Hunao thought about it again and again, thinking that the other party just wanted to force him to get out of the car. As long as he left the car, there would always be other ways to achieve his goal.Xia Hunao laughed when he thought of this: "Then just wait, I won't go down today. It's still August, and the humidity on the river is still heavy. I don't believe you can feed mosquitoes in this unlucky place all night."

Xia Hunao, who wanted to use a protracted battle to defeat his opponent, simply turned off the fire and adopted a posture of "I am willing to accompany you until eternity. No matter what the situation is outside, he remains unmoved inside."

……

An hour later, Xia Hunao glanced outside the car: "Okay, you guys can do it, but I don't believe you can survive the whole night. Let's continue."

Saying that, Xia threw the dice randomly and played eight-person super-large-scale Monopoly with his elves... It's a shame that they understood and played clearly...

……

Another child has passed, and there are only two brainy players left in Monopoly, Xia Hunao and Meng Meng, plus Dianxi, the little princess with incredible luck, and the people outside are still the same people.Xia Nao slapped his head: "I have to turn on the car lights. How can we attract mosquitoes if they are not on?"

……

After another hour, Xia Hunao and their Monopoly game finally ended, and Dianxi won the final victory. Xia Hunao said that he was unjustly defeated. They used crystal dice, which are considered gems. , Dianxi can do whatever she wants, who can stop the law-based con man.

……

I don't know how much time has passed. Xia Hunao glanced at his watch: "It's twelve o'clock. It's been a few hours. You really can afford it. I'm tired."

Saying that, Xia Hunan got up and opened an instant noodles, finishing the dinner in a few seconds: "Come on, I'm going to bed first. You should stay up late."

Seeing that Xia Hunan's RV was completely out of light, the group of people who had been blocking outside seemed to be unable to hold on any longer. The originally tight formation suddenly dispersed.The leader rubbed his legs that were sore from squatting and stood up: "Who the hell designed this unlucky formation?"

"It's hard to say, what should we do next?"

The boss rubbed his legs and took out his mobile phone: "Let me ask."

The leader continued to communicate through messages. After ten minutes, he put the phone back into his pocket again: "Two hours, we will take action in two hours."

Hearing what the boss said, everyone present felt that the world had abandoned them.There are still two hours to wait, which means we have to feed mosquitoes for another two hours?This is too much!That is to say, they can move now, so everyone can fight mosquitoes like a group of demons. If they still confront Xia like before, everyone will be sucked into mummies by the time they do it.

At this moment, some wise person said: "Fortunately, there are no Explosive Mosquitoes around here."

……

After feeding the mosquitoes for more than an hour and confirming that Xia Hunao had fallen asleep, the boss waved his hand: "Take out all the buckets in the trunk of the car."

After hearing this, the man in black on the side turned around and went to get the thing out of the car. Not long after, this guy came over carrying something like a wine barrel: "Boss, what is in this barrel?" , why does it smell weird?”

The boss didn't answer him. He just pointed at Xia Hu's RV and said, "Spill it on me. I'll hit every corner."

In line with the principle of a good boy saying less and doing more, a group of people came to Xia Hunao's RV and poured all the contents of their buckets onto Xia Hunao's car.With a wave of the boss's hand, everyone pushed away a certain distance.I don’t know where the boss got a cigarette and put it in his mouth. He came to the front of the RV and used the lighter to light his cigarette...

He threw the cigarette out in a hurry. Fortunately, he moved quickly, otherwise he himself would have been thrown into it.I have never seen anyone so stupid...

Looking at the blazing fire and listening to the screams coming from the car, the boss was shaking all over, holding his elf ball to continuously increase the wind and fire.Although occasionally some flying water shurikens fly out of the flames, it can really be said to be a drop in the bucket for the current scene.

Finally, the sound inside the car disappeared completely, leaving only the roaring sound of the flames, illuminating the faces of more than a hundred people around them in the silent night.

After all, flames have limits. Even with the blessing of many elves, after the violent burning, there will only be a mess and piles of ashes in place.The leader grabbed a younger brother next to him and pointed at the scene: "You, you, you, go and see what's inside."

The kid who was caught didn’t have a very good psychological quality. He said to a new kid next to him: “Go and take a look and report back...”

The later he came, the less human rights he had, so the new boy had to bravely come to the wreckage and use his hands to pick up the ashes on the ground: "There is a dead person here, and there are also a few burned elves. ball."

After hearing the report from the younger brother below, the boss was about to call for people to retreat. But just as he was about to speak, the sound of cars came from the distance. Cady dogs and orb silk spiders surrounded this group of people from all directions. Trapped in place.