The Pokémon Goofing Around

Seeing the captain roll up his sleeves and stand up, everyone present looked at each other.Feng Bing secretly pulled Chu Xiaodie's sleeve: "No, what is he going to do? Is he going to use his fists?"

Chu Xiaodie on the side shook his head: "It shouldn't be the case. We are all trainers. How can we solve the problem in such an outrageous way?"

Shen Yu felt that what Chu Xiaodie said made sense. He wanted to agree with him, but before he could say anything, one of the captains actually stood up. He rolled up his sleeves and moved his arms and legs: "You want to use this kind of method?" Means should be used in order, okay, I’ll accompany you, I’m feeling a little uncomfortable after sitting here for so long anyway, it’s good to move around.”

Seeing someone fighting, the students were in an uproar, and Shen Yu asked Chu Xiaodie from the side: "Xiaodie, do you know this captain?"

Chu Xiaodie thought for a while, and then replied: "I know, this is Captain Qu from Lingling University, what's wrong?"

When Shen Yu heard that this was a tall person, he nodded: "That's right, then it's not surprising. It's not surprising that a tall person would agree to use this method."

"Are you familiar with Linglingda?" Feng Bing asked curiously.

"I'm not very familiar with it, mainly because Xia Hunan had a master in Lingling University before and learned some martial arts." Shen Yu couldn't help but think of the sword dance beauty Gongsun Xue. I haven't seen her for a long time. When I have time, I can go Look at her.

Shen Yu was talking about her fate with Gongsun Xue, while on the other side, everyone who was watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously had already begun to tease her, especially the students from Lingling University and the team members from Wenhua University who were louder.I think they are the masters of good things, so they have to watch something to enjoy themselves.

Not to mention that everyone wants to see it, even the captains are more or less interested in watching the excitement, but who is responsible for this?

The captains thought about it again and again, and finally looked at Lu Bingming.The captains present were all acquaintances, and naturally they knew that the person who could handle the matter best was undoubtedly the person from Liuling University who had learned the true story of Xia Hu Nao.

Lu Bingming saw that everyone was hinting at him vaguely, and rolled his eyes: "Well, let me say a few words. Personally, I don't agree with everyone using such methods to solve problems, but Well, since one is interested and the other is also interested, you two might as well do some activities..."

Lu Bingming talked eloquently, and finally succeeded in getting the two classmates to start fighting. Feng Bing looked at Lu Bingming's tongue and smacked his lips: "Awesome, as expected of Senior Brother Lu, this talk is really good."

After saying that, Feng Bing started a game in a low voice: "Who do you think can win?"

Just as the gambling game at Feng Bing's place started, it was interrupted by two people who had already started to take action. Feng Bing curled his lips: "Why are you so anxious?"

Chu Xiaodie joked: "This tells us that when you open the market, you must discuss cooperation with both parties A and B in the gambling game."

Let’s talk about the two captains. The fight was really intense. The captain of Wenhua University was sharp in attack and showed off his sharp edge, while the captain Qu, who was a big man in Lingling, was also watertight and stable in defense.

The fight between the two sides lasted for dozens of rounds. Shen Yu, who was watching on the side, nodded secretly: "This should be Sister Xue's student. Although I don't know much about it, it looks very similar to Sister Xue's fighting style." ah."

Just as he was talking, a figure came to Liuling University: "I don't know much about this. I have never seen our captain come to practice martial arts."

Everyone in Liuling turned their heads, and a boy came over at some unknown time.Lu Bingming, who had already retreated to let the two captains have a good time, saw him: "It's you, um, what is that?"

"Gongsun Ferry."

"Yes, yes, Gongsun Du, who uses two swords. But then again, how do I remember that you weren't called by this name before?"

Gongsun Du smiled and said, "Yes, but after that competition, our family found a superpower master from the Meng family to figure it out for me. He said that I was short of water in my life, so I changed my name to this. "

"That's right, but is it true that you said you never saw your captain practicing martial arts?"

"Of course, not many people have been to that small courtyard. The only people I know have been there, Boss Xia and Shen Yu. But maybe they have been taught outside."

Just as he was talking, he saw Captain Qu, who was very big, changed his style of play. His originally immovable defense suddenly turned into a bizarre counterattack: monkey stealing peaches after monkeys stealing peaches after monkeys stealing peaches...

The captain of Wenhua University has a death wish. In such a large public, you are going to torment me specifically. What kind of hatred is this?Captain Qu smiled evilly: "What are you afraid of? This is in a dream anyway. No matter how hard you hit me, you won't be surprised."

Yes, it's hard to beat, but once the psychological shadow is brought out, it's over.

Gongsun Du also turned his head at this time: "Let me tell you, he definitely learned this outside and has nothing to do with us."

Everyone still believed this explanation. After all, it was really ugly for everyone to imagine that Gongsun Xue had been practicing monkey stealing peaches.But Shen Yu couldn't help but recall the story of her and Xia Hu playing in Gongsun Xue's courtyard: "I also think you are right. If Sister Xue is here, it's not a monkey stealing peaches, it should be teasing the vagina. Then the vaginal legs are lifted, and the vaginal legs are lifted."

Without exception, all the boys present were trembling. Didn't anyone tell you that touching one's vaginal legs is much scarier than a monkey stealing a peach?

"No, isn't this method too shameless and a little too obscene? Why would Sister Xue use such a method?"

Shen Yu smiled and explained: "It's okay. If you use this method, just blame Xia Huan. After all, it was him who told Sister Xue, what's wrong with Xia Sanlan? You only call it Xia Sanlan if you lose, and you win. It’s called tactics.”

Shen Yu imitated Xia Hunao's tone of voice and was untiring here, which can be said to be lifelike, just like Xia Hunao was alive.And with this explanation, everyone around him understood it. It was not surprising. After all, it was Boss Xia.

While they were chatting, the scene on the field changed again. The two people who were still standing had fallen to the ground, rolling over each other completely imageless.The faces of everyone watching were full of black lines: "What the hell is this? He is still the captain after all. It is embarrassing enough to use a monkey to steal peaches. Now that he is beaten like this, he has lost his face."

"Maybe he's happy to see Hunter? Otherwise, he wouldn't be so classless."

"Then we have to stop it. With so many people present, I'm afraid the speed of the spread will make headlines tomorrow morning."

At this point, he saw a person coming out of Wenhua University. He stopped the two people's movements with a combo of ice water. Gongsun Du also took out a poke ball: "Double scabbards, separate them."

The two swords were sheathed with both hands, and the ice was broken into two parts. The people from Lingling University and the students from Wenhua University came up and carried the two people back to their team members.Lu Bingming and others watched a farce that was not a farce, laughed and returned to the stage where they were discussing the order. Gongsun Du also returned to Linglingda's camp after stopping the fight between the two captains.

The captains continued to discuss here, but they had completely ignored the two who had just fought. The two captains who had just finished the fight also ignored that they were in a dream and actually felt sympathy for each other. They couldn't help but took out their mobile phones and decided to call. Check out the other person so that you can have time to make a date later...

"Let me ask you two, is it appropriate to do what you do in your dream?"

"That's right."

……

It is very difficult to make these hundreds of people happy. As long as one person feels that he is at a disadvantage, it will cause the whole thing to be delayed.In the end, I don’t know who the wise man came up with the idea, and the arrangement of this matter finally returned to the most primitive drawing of lots.

Lu Bingming waved from Liuling University and called Chu Xiaodie who had been watching the show: "Xiaodie, you will be the one to draw lots soon, do you understand?"

Chu Xiaodie nodded, but the other captains quit.After all, ever since the game when Chu Xiaodie made her debut on the field, Chu Xiaodie has become famous in the circle of trainers. In all games, no matter what method is used to determine the order of attack, as long as it is Chu Xiaodie If you take action, there will be no disadvantage.Take dice throwing as an example. Even if Chu Xiaodie throws a two, his opponent can 100% roll a one. Luck is so unreasonable.There was even news that a certain trainer paid homage to Chu Xiaodie before buying a lottery ticket jointly launched by the Alliance and Rainbow Star, and ended up getting rich overnight.

Let Chu Xiaodie draw lots, even if there is a [-]% chance of getting the first one, considering the relationship between Liuling University and the Awakener, will it be the big axis at the beginning?What a joke!

"No, Lu Bingming, it's boring for you to do this. Didn't we all discuss it? How can we let others smoke for us?"

Lu Bingming also looked reasonable: "No, we just discussed how each team would draw lots, but we didn't say we wouldn't let the team members do the drawing."

While talking, Lu Bingming gestured to Chu Xiaodie. This kind of preemptive attack is a preemptive one. As long as you take out the signature, the deal is done and no one can change it.

Chu Xiaodie looked at the large bucket with more than 100 signatures placed outside. To be honest, if it hadn't been in a dream, you would never have seen such an outrageous thing.

Chu Xiaodie picked one out at random. Lu Bingming looked at the number on it and fell into doubt. How could he get the last one?

Seeing that Liuling University did not get the first place, the other captains were happy and said that it was Lu Bingming who ruined Chu Xiaodie's luck, otherwise how could he be the last one to play.But Lu Bingming's mind was full of energy and he slapped his thigh: "Beautiful, you don't need to say anything for the last one. I guess there will be nothing to say after twenty. If you don't say anything for the last one, you can't stop me. I will You must hide your clumsiness!"