The Pokémon Goofing Around

"Damn it, why did you change from the Phoenix King to the Shining Big Beak? Although we often joke about this thing, from an emotional point of view, who the hell wants to be a Shining Big Beak when there is a Phoenix King?"

Xia Hunao's inner drama became more and more agitated. He punched the ground with his fist, causing the grass beside him to rustle.The shining toucan turned its head and saw Xia Hunao lying there. It spread its wings and bit Xia Hunao.

Xia Hunao really didn't dare to attack the big-billed bird next. If the big-billed bird came to attack with a straight punch, who could survive it?

Xia Hunao once again fell into the rhythm of running alone in front, and something might be chasing behind him.While running, Xia was still scolding: "Isn't this fucking nonsense? This doesn't feel like a training exercise, it looks like orienteering."

Xia Hu panicked and ran all the way from the woods to the grassland.

Looking at the endless scenery on the grassland, Xia Hunao sighed with emotion, but the big-billed bird flew over at high speed and pecked Xia Hunao on the buttocks several times.Xia Hunan's screams gradually spread far and wide across the prairie, and a considerable number of nearby elves heard the screams.

Xia Hu Nao gritted his teeth: "I really think I'm hellokitty, croaking frog, Rotom, beat him up!"

Fortunately, this is only a secret realm for junior trainers, and the Big-billed Bird has only just evolved, so it was easily beaten away by Xia Hunan.Xia Hunao lay on his side on the grass, holding his buttocks and saying, "This big-mouthed bird has a dead mouth. Fortunately, it didn't hit the vital point, otherwise I wouldn't be alive."

Taking out the medicine from his backpack and applying it on it, Xia Hunao just lay here, intending to recuperate first and take in the view.Xia Hunao, lying on the grass, shook his head as the breeze blew across the grassland.At this moment, I felt something wet licking my face.

Xia Hunao turned around and saw a little fire horse lowering its head and looking at him.Xia Hunao still liked the little fire horse very much. He stretched out his hand and scratched the little fire horse's nose: "The little fire horse is so good."

The little fire horse raised its hooves and stepped on it happily, and arched its head on Xia Hunan's chest.

"He invited us to his home."

Rotom translated the meaning of the little fire horse to Xia Hunao, and Xia Hunao asked, "Really? Invite me to play?"

The little fire horse continued to push his head against Xia Hunao's chest. Xia Hunao nodded: "Okay, then I will accompany you home. Let's go."

Xia Hunao carried the croaking frog onto the little fire horse's back: "Little fire horse, can you carry the croaking frog on your back?"

The little fire horse didn't refuse, and the group just moved on the grassland.

After walking not far, Xia Hunao saw a flame rushing towards him. Running at the front was a very splendid little fire horse.

Seeing these little fire horses galloping freely on the grassland, Xia Hunao suddenly thought of Xiaozhi's thirty Kenteros, and their momentum was also extraordinary.

When he and the little fire horses came to the middle of a group of little fire horses, Xia Hunao stretched out his hand and stroked them one by one: "Hello, little fire horses."

After playing with the little fire horses for a while, Xia Hunan sat on a slope in the grassland and watched the leisurely life of the little fire horses: "There is a saying, if it is a little fire horse in Galar, I would The idea of ​​subjugation.”

The system reacted: "That rainbow unicorn, right? That one is really cute."

The system put a rainbow unicorn in Xia Hunao's mind... no, it was a picture of a little fire horse from Galar. The two of them just looked at the picture: "Look, this pink and blue flame is like a cloud. Look at those big watery eyes, how cute they are."

"System, do you have any pictures of the Galar Flame Horse?"

The system cut out another picture of a flaming horse: "The black horns are very handsome, and the soft hair is so nice."

The two people kept talking about the little fire horse of Galar, but they didn't expect that not far away, a Dairubi was looking at them from a distance.

The little fire horse group was eating grass, and the little fire horse that brought Xia Hunao walked up to Xia Hunao and pushed his head against Xia Hunao: "Little fire horse, is something wrong?"

The little fire horse ran two steps on the ground, and then looked at Xia Hunan.Xia was stunned for a moment: "Do you want to compare your speed with me?"

The little fire horse was very excited, and Xia Hunao also wanted to see how fast the little fire horse was.The two of them came to stand under the grass slope. Xia Hunan said: "Have you seen the croaking frog? Go to his place and then come back. The one who comes back first wins."

The little fire horse stepped hard on the ground to show that he was ready. Xia Hunao raised his hand and then dropped it suddenly.The little fire horse went out with a whoosh, leaving Xia Hunao behind.However, it can be seen that this little fire horse is not very old. Although it ran out very quickly, it fell down before taking two steps.

The little fire horse got up quickly and continued running forward, stumbling to the side of the croaking frog.The croaking frog looked at the little fire horse rolling up the dirt. He saw the little flaming horse circling around him and then ran out. The croaking frog barked and chased after him.

Although Xia Hunao didn't run very fast, he could still keep up with the speed of the little fire horse.The three of them arrived at the grass slope one after another. Xia Hunao stretched out his hand: "You two are very powerful."

The little fire horse ran around with all four hooves and got a little excited, playing happily on the grass.And Rotom floated over and said, "Oh no, Lotto, there are elves coming over there, Lotto."

Xia Hunao looked over and saw an overwhelming darkness approaching. "System, what kind of elves is that?"

"Derubi is the elf that often appears in the hands of villains."

Xia Hunao quickly warned the little fire ponies: "Everyone, be careful, Dairubi is coming!"

The little fire ponies looked in the direction of the earthquake, then spread their legs and rushed towards Derubi.The two groups of elves met like this, and the atmosphere on the grassland was very tense.Xia Hunao and Xiao Huoma also moved over slowly: "System, what's going on?"

The system didn't know what was going on for a while. Although Dairubi had fire attributes and was also a gregarious elf, it was incredible to break into the little fire horse's territory and engage in a tense confrontation. things.

The leader of Dairubi and the leader of the little fire horse stood up from their respective groups and started fighting.

Delubi's teeth are very sharp, and the little fire horse's hooves are also very powerful.The two elves were fighting each other and it was hard to tell who was better.Just then Xia Hunao heard a voice: "Delubi, bite it!"

Xia Hunao followed the sound and looked over. It turned out to be the colorful-haired gangster he saw before entering the secret realm.

"Tch, that's really troublesome, little fire pony, avoid his bite and stomp on Derubi's head!"

The little fire horse dodged Delubi's teeth at the critical moment, and then stepped on Delubi's head on the ground.

"Little fire horse, use the flame wheel!"

Flames burned around the little fire horse, and it crashed towards Delubi.Before Delubi could get up, he was knocked into the air by the little fire horse.

"Damn it, Dairubi, what are you doing? Get up and use the dirty fog!" Dairubi stood up shaking his body and opened his mouth to spit out a piece of dirty fog.It enveloped the little fire horse.The little fire horse couldn't dodge and inhaled the mist.The colorful-headed gangster was overjoyed when he saw it, and took out the elf ball: "Go to Coyote Dog."

"Quack-Quack Bubble Frog, deal with the coyote dog and attack with foam."

The coyote dog was knocked to the ground by a foam blow from the croaking frog, and then the croaking frog attacked Delubi again.Delubi has been injured in the battle with the little fire horse, and now he is no match for the croaking frog.Although Dairubi had some level suppression on the frog, he also fell under the bubble attack of the frog.

Seeing that Darubi was defeated, the colorful-headed gangster took Darubi back to the Poké Ball and said, "Wait for me!" The remaining Darubi scattered after seeing the leader being defeated, and disappeared in the prairie in an instant. not see.

The colorful-haired gangster who left after leaving a harsh word did not worry Xia Hunao too much. Xia Hunao was caring about the little fire horse who was hit by the fog.

Fortunately, although the little fire horse inhaled the mist, it was not poisoned. This made Xia Hunao relax a little: "It's okay."

After driving away the Dailubi group who didn't know what they were doing, the little fire ponies were very excited and jumped around Xia.Xia Hunan asked the system: "What do you think is going on? Can the Dairubi race be controlled by that gangster with colorful hair?"

The system thought for a while: "Theoretically speaking, it is possible. For example, Xiaozhi's Squirtle is the captain of the Squirtle team. After being conquered by Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi can also command the Squirtle team to a certain extent. The same principle As long as Dairubi's leader is paid down, the trainer can also command Dairubi."

Xia Hunao accompanied the little fire horse and asked: "Then what is it doing? Is it simply revenge on me? How does he know that he can find me in such a huge secret realm?"

"Darubi, as long as one Dairubi finds you, you can call the entire population over with your cry."

"Then why did it suddenly break up?"

"Because he was taken away, the colorful-headed gangster took away leader Dairubi, and the Dairubis have not yet elected a new leader, so it is not difficult to understand that he ran away."

Xia Hunao looked towards the direction where the colorful-headed gangster left: "He will never stop like this. How do you think I should deal with it?"

"It's hard to say, because you can't fight near the secret realm, so he will definitely come in to deal with you. So as long as you leave the secret realm, there will be no problem."

Xia Hunao shook his head: "No, although I also know that it is safe to leave the secret realm, but he provoked me, so I want to keep him in the secret realm. What do you think I should do?"

The system thought for a long time, and finally a line lit up in Xia Hunao's brain map: "Do this."