The Pokémon Goofing Around

"Punch, punch Nanshan Nursing Home? Coach Xia, is your name... too bastard?"

Xia Hunao looked at the crocodile: "Let me tell you, this is the crocodile. So far, the crocodile has only learned to use fists. If the crocodile can kick, I also plan to train the crocodile to kick Beihai Kindergarten."

Everyone was speechless. Together, you two are more than just bastards. You should be punished, you know?

However, Xia Hunao didn't have any consciousness at all. He was currently considering the Z-move with the system.

"System, what are the Z-moves of the normal type and the fighting type?"

The system was lazily lying on the couch in Xia Hunan's head: "Here you go, here is a table of all Z moves. You can see for yourself. I want to bask in the sun. The simulated sunlight in your brain is very comfortable."

"Well, as long as you are happy with the system."

Xia Hunao unfolded the form, and the two skills written at the top were the ultimate invincible collision of the general type and the all-out unparalleled fierce punch of the fighting type.

"I'm talking about the system. Do you think the names of these z-moves are as good as my two?"

The system got up from the recliner: "Which two? Punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten? Of these two skills, which one do you plan to use as a normal Z-move, and which one does a fighting Z-move? I don't think they are very good. ah."

Xia Hunao shook his head: "Forget it, I don't really like the Z-moves with these two attributes. Let's talk about it later. I haven't even seen the Z-Pure Crystal yet."

After briefly discussing a few Z-moves with the system, which were still vague at first, Xia Hunao looked at the school team members present and suddenly reacted: "I remembered, we still have a six-on-six game to play."

Hearing what Xia Hunao said, the members of the school team all turned to look at Xia Hunao: "Coach Xia, do you still remember this?"

Xia Hunao kicked Tan Yue angrily: "Who do you think I am? I must honor my words."

Tan Yue looked at the nonsense in aggrieved tone: "I know Coach Xia you are angry, but Lu Bingming said this, what's the use of kicking me?"

Xia Hunao looked at Tan Yue, then at Lu Bingming on the side: "No way. You are so close. If you have any dissatisfaction or evil fire, you can take it out on Lu Bingming."

Xia Hunan provoked Tan Yue and Lu Bingming to fight, and Wei Chiting came over to ask about the battle: "Coach Xia, when will our battle start?"

Xia Hunao took out his mobile phone: "Otherwise, let's make it No. 19, this Saturday. I still have to discuss tactics with my teammates."

"Teammates? Coach Xia still has teammates?"

Xia Hunao pressed his cell phone: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Do you think I am a genius? I can't command six elves now, not to mention there are five that don't belong to me. So I need a teammate , let him share part of my pressure.”

After hearing Xia Hunao's words, Wei Chiting felt that there was some truth in it. After all, although Xia Hunao's elves were six to six in this battle, their brain power was one to six. If the fight really got intense, Xia Hunao's brain power would The consumption is quite large, and Xia Hunao's current physical condition may not be able to bear this burden.

However, Wei Chiting still had his curiosity: "So, Coach Xia, who are your teammates?"

Xia Hunan shook the mobile phone in his hand: "I asked just now. He has no classes and is on his way here. You will see him soon."

After Wei Chiting heard this, he went directly to the door of the training room and waited. He saw a figure walking over from a distance.He turned around and asked Xia Hunan: "Coach Xia, is he your teammate?"

Xia Hunao turned around and looked over: "What the hell are you doing? He is still dozens of meters away from us. Can I see him?"

When the person came closer little by little, Wei Chiting saw clearly: "This, isn't this Guo Shuang'er? Why is she here?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wei Chiting reacted and lost his voice: "Coach Xia, is she your teammate?"

Xia Hunao waved towards Guo Shuang'er and guided Guo Shuang'er over: "Yeah, what's the matter? Do you feel wronged by asking Guo Shuang'er to play a six-on-six game with me?"

Wei Chiting had already begun to think quickly at this moment, and took out the illustrated book to search frantically. Xia Hunao looked at Wei Chiting's operation: "I understand what you are thinking, and what you are thinking should be generally correct."

Wei Chiting stopped moving his hands and turned his head to look at Xia Hunan: "Coach Xia, are you serious?"

"Of course it's true, otherwise why would I call Guo Shuang'er here."

Wei Chiting took a deep breath, and then shouted: "The school team, gather!"

After everyone on the school team gathered, Wei Chiting said: "Now I want to discuss something with everyone. I plan to cancel the six-on-six match with Assistant Xia this weekend."

Everyone in the school team was shocked: "Why?"

Wei Chiting pulled out a whiteboard from the training room: "I've already guessed Coach Xia's tactics, so I'm here to analyze them with you."

Xia Hunao was chatting with Guo Shuang'er. When he heard what Wei Chiting said, he pulled Guo Shuang'er to the side of the school team classmates: "Wei Chiting, go on and let me see how many of your guesses are correct. Generally speaking, there is a range. "

Wei Chiting took a whiteboard pen and wrote on the whiteboard: "We already know that the two elves chosen by Coach Xia are Variety Monster and Tutu Dog, and today, Coach Xia invited his teammates again."

Everyone in the team turned to look at Guo Shuang'er. Although Guo Shuang'er had also participated in the gorgeous competition, he was still a little nervous to be stared at by a group of people at such a close distance: "Hello, seniors and sisters."

Xia Hunao waved his hand and pushed them back: "What's going on with all of you? What do you mean by staring at other girls every day? Wei Chiting, go on."

The team members, who had been scolded by Xia Hunanao, continued to listen to Wei Chiting's tactical analysis meeting.

Wei Chiting bowed slightly towards Guo Shuang'er: "Although I feel sorry for Guo Shuang'er, Assistant Professor Xia most likely invited Guo Shuang'er here to take advantage of her good luck and physique to maximize the effect of waving her fingers."

Xia Hunao nodded: "Well, although I do feel sorry for Guo Shuang'er. But I do think so. But this also allows Guo Shuang'er to see some big scenes. After all, he is also the first gorgeous star in the gorgeous competition. He has to see the world. This is so close. There are not many opportunities to observe from a distance or even participate in a six-on-six melee."

Wei Chiting continued: "Not only that, Tutu Dog's skill is sketching, so Tutu Dog should be able to sketch and wave his fingers, and the Variety Monster can also transform. This allows Guo Shuang'er to command three elves at the same time. And they are three elves that can use their fingers. With Guo Shuang'er's ability, it is very likely that he can influence the situation of the battle by using his fingers."

Guo Shuang'er looked at Wei Chiting and asked in disbelief: "Assistant Xia, do I really have such a role?"

Xia Hunao looked at Guo Shuang'er and nodded vigorously: "Of course you have to believe in yourself, just like I believe in you."

Xia Hunao was here to persuade Guo Shuang'er to believe in him, but everyone on the school team became uneasy after learning that they were going to meet three elves who used waving fingers.Although the randomness of waving the fingers is very high, after all, there are two people, Xia Hunao and Guo Shuang'er, to reduce the impact of randomness.Although it sounds superstitious, sometimes it is so incredible.

At this time, Lu Bingming began to agree with Wei Chiting's statement: "Although Coach Xia has designed a style of play using finger waving, with Coach Xia's character, waving fingers will never be the main attack style, so we still have to target the two main attackers. The elves prepare."

Wei Chiting then said: "Coach Xia knows us very well, so the two main attacking elves will restrain our elves to a certain extent, and we cannot guarantee that the Variety Monster will definitely transform into an elves that use waving fingers, so the battle is difficult. quite big."

After listening to Wei Chiting's analysis, everyone in the school team has decided to give up this battle, but they still feel that something is not right about this lottery-style tactic.

"Coach Xia, although your style of play is also based on lottery style, it seems that gambling style accounts for a considerable proportion."

Xia Hunao asked Wei Chiting: "Old Wei, what do you think?"

Wei Chiting also nodded: "Yes, Coach Xia, I think so too. Although with the presence of classmate Guo Shuang'er, the proportion of gambling flow can be greatly reduced, but..."

Xia Hunao raised his hand to signal Wei Chiting to pause: "It can be seen that you have studied finger waving and sketching to a certain extent, but your research is still not thorough enough."

Wei Chiting was puzzled: "Coach Xia, what do you mean?"

Xia Hunao stood up, came to the whiteboard, and wrote a few more words next to Wei Chiting's sketch: "You have overlooked one point, that is transformation. You only know that sketching can be about waving your fingers, but the fact is Yes, you can also write transformations when sketching. So, I can’t tell whether my lineup will be two Tutu Dogs, two Variety Monsters, or one of the same. As for the so-called three waving fingers you mentioned Although the style of play is also in my tactical reserve, I said that it is a gambling style, and what I use is a lottery style, you understand."

Wei Chiting nodded: "So, Coach Xia, you don't even think about using your fingers to fight?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Of course, to tell you the truth, I can find anyone as my teammate. I asked Guo Shuang'er just to borrow her good luck buff and induce you to guess that I will use the three-finger system. Wei Chiting, at least At this point, I absolutely trust your tactical ability."

Wei Chiting smiled bitterly: "Should I be happy, Coach Xia?"

Xia Hunan spread his hands: "Then I don't know, but I can tell you that the people who are least afraid of the lottery style are trainers who study tactics, because the more you think about it, the farther away you may be from the lottery style."