Rebirth 2000, Ome school flower 18 years old
Chapter 116 Boys should protect themselves when they go out
Gu Muxi pinched the little vegetable worm on her body with her fingers and dangled it in the air.
"Smelly maple, look, its body can still wriggle in the air, it's so cute!"
"Don't you think it's cute?"
Yi Feng twitched the corner of his mouth, "Ahem, yeah, why didn't I see how cute it is..."
"Look at its slender body, and it can still move, but it has less hair."
"What do you think it likes to do best?"
"Well... it's so long, maybe I like drilling holes."
"Cheating ghosts, how can vegetable worms drill holes?"
"Who said no? It prefers a moist and warm hole."
"Hmph~ nonsense!" Gu Muxi didn't believe his nonsense, put the vegetable worm on the table, and watched it crawl on the table.
Now, like a child discovering a new toy, she stared at it carefully, watching it crawl.
"It's really cute!"
"Uh, why don't you let it go?" Yi Feng asked.
"It's so cute...Of course I use it as an experiment!"
"Does it rely on its head to determine its direction? If its head is broken, can it still crawl?"
Gu Muxi asked like a curious baby.
"How do I know, I haven't tried..." Yi Feng twitched his lips.
Gu Muxi, she is really not an ordinary woman...
Tai Nima is tough!
"Then I'll try."
As soon as the words fell, the light of the fruit knife flashed past.
The vegetable worm's head fell to the ground!
Real hands up and down!
Cai Chong's body lay motionless on the table.
Gu Muxi sighed, feeling a little lost and said, "It turns out that even if its head is cut off, it won't be able to survive."
"Aren't you talking nonsense? What can survive with its head off?" Yi Feng felt his neck get cold, and shrank his neck.
Gu Muxi disposed of the corpse expressionlessly, then brought the fruit knife in front of her eyes, and took a look.
"This knife is a bit blunt. I'll sharpen it, don't you think?"
Seeing Gu Muxi's gloomy gaze, Yi Feng swallowed with difficulty, "Ahem, you're right..."
"Haha, it scares you! I laughed so hard!" Gu Muxi suddenly burst out laughing, the laughter was full of sarcasm.
Yi Feng: "..."
"I'm going to wash the knives, you pick the vegetables first!" Gu Muxi patted him on the shoulder, got up and left proudly.
Yi Feng rubbed his nose, this girl... really convinced her!
In order to prevent her from harming the world in the future, it seems that I have to show mercy and take her in!
……
As night fell, Yi Feng had dinner at Gu's house, and together with Gu Muxi cleaned up the dishes and cleaned up.
After finishing their work, the two returned to the room as usual.
Gu Muxi was reading a novel.
And Yi Feng sat leaning against the head of her bed, flipping through the fashion magazines that Gu Muxi bought back.
"Gu Muxi, do you still watch this kind of stuff?"
Yi Feng showed her a page of very sexy women's suspenders.
Gu Muxi blushed, put down the novel in her hand, climbed onto the bed and snatched the magazine from Yi Feng's hand.
"Why, I'm not allowed to pursue fashion?" Gu Muxi asked naturally.
"Of course it is allowed, but I... I think you are more suitable to wear jk, hehe!" Yi Feng laughed cheaply, and he had imagined Gu Muxi wearing jk countless times in his mind.
That picture...is breathtakingly beautiful!
Gu Muxi's height is on the high side among southern girls. Thanks to eating well when she was a child, her skin is fair and tender, and it feels like water can be squeezed out with just a pinch.
Coupled with her delicate and lovely melon-seeded face, it is like the most perfect masterpiece carefully carved by God, which can make people's heart beat just by looking at it.
It is precisely because of such an outstanding appearance that she is the undisputed No. [-] school girl in Taoyuan No. [-] Middle School, and those who have a crush on her can go around the playground several times.
Such a beautiful, young and beautiful woman, how can she not wear jk?
"jk? What is jk?" Gu Muxi asked suspiciously.
"It's a kind of clothing. You don't know it now, but you will understand it in the future!" Yi Feng smiled and licked his lips.
"Hey, why did I find that you're a bit wretched!" Gu Muxi looked at him with disgust.
Smelly Feng's eyes just now... really want to give him a brain jump!
I thought so, but I was inexplicably a little proud.
"Absolutely not. The way I look at you is always admiring. Do you understand the admiring eyes? Just like when you go to an art exhibition to see those works of art!" Yi Feng firmly refused to admit that he was wretched.
"Hmph! You'll just argue!" Gu Muxi snorted arrogantly.
Yi Feng saw that the novel she had just read was written by Mr. Jin.
"Gu Muxi, do you love martial arts novels so much?"
"Yeah, I don't have any feelings for romance novels. Aunt Joan's novels are always my own, or else they are abused and abused. I love them to death. They are too hypocritical."
"I just like to read martial arts novels, how cool it is to walk the world with a sword, and draw your sword to help when the road is uneven!"
"Grandpa Jin's martial arts novels are so well written, maybe I can figure out a few tricks, and I won't be afraid to meet bad guys in the future." Gu Muxi compared a posture of drawing a sword, with a heroic posture.
"I guess the bad guys are afraid of you, most people probably can't get close to you!" Yi Feng teased.
Gu Muxi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't envy me, if you want to learn, I can teach you!"
She squinted her eyes, thinking of some bad idea in her heart.
"Me? What should I learn from a big man? Is it useful?" Yi Feng rolled her eyes.
Gu Muxi said solemnly, "How can I not use it?"
"Think about it, you have such a thin skin and tender flesh, what if you meet some female hooligans on the road?"
"Boys, protect yourself when you go out!"
"Don't worry, I'll teach you a few men's anti-wolf techniques and judo tricks. I guarantee that if you encounter a female hooligan, you will definitely be able to defeat the enemy!"
Yi Feng: "( ̄ェ ̄;)..."
"Actually...if I run into a female hooligan, I can just lie down and catch her without a fight."
"Big deal, sacrifice my own hue to save my life!"
"boom!"
Gu Muxi raised her hand and gave him a brain jump.
"Smelly Feng, I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language!"
Yi Feng covered his head, let out a pain, and gasped.
"hiss!"
"I, I will definitely resist to the end, with all innocence, I would rather die than surrender!"
Only then did Gu Muxi show satisfaction, patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's right!"
"That's how you look like a man!"
"Don't worry, I will teach you a few tricks, and it will work!"
"And... there is no charge~"
Yi Feng looked at her vigilantly, feeling an inexplicable feeling in his heart.
"Smelly maple, look, its body can still wriggle in the air, it's so cute!"
"Don't you think it's cute?"
Yi Feng twitched the corner of his mouth, "Ahem, yeah, why didn't I see how cute it is..."
"Look at its slender body, and it can still move, but it has less hair."
"What do you think it likes to do best?"
"Well... it's so long, maybe I like drilling holes."
"Cheating ghosts, how can vegetable worms drill holes?"
"Who said no? It prefers a moist and warm hole."
"Hmph~ nonsense!" Gu Muxi didn't believe his nonsense, put the vegetable worm on the table, and watched it crawl on the table.
Now, like a child discovering a new toy, she stared at it carefully, watching it crawl.
"It's really cute!"
"Uh, why don't you let it go?" Yi Feng asked.
"It's so cute...Of course I use it as an experiment!"
"Does it rely on its head to determine its direction? If its head is broken, can it still crawl?"
Gu Muxi asked like a curious baby.
"How do I know, I haven't tried..." Yi Feng twitched his lips.
Gu Muxi, she is really not an ordinary woman...
Tai Nima is tough!
"Then I'll try."
As soon as the words fell, the light of the fruit knife flashed past.
The vegetable worm's head fell to the ground!
Real hands up and down!
Cai Chong's body lay motionless on the table.
Gu Muxi sighed, feeling a little lost and said, "It turns out that even if its head is cut off, it won't be able to survive."
"Aren't you talking nonsense? What can survive with its head off?" Yi Feng felt his neck get cold, and shrank his neck.
Gu Muxi disposed of the corpse expressionlessly, then brought the fruit knife in front of her eyes, and took a look.
"This knife is a bit blunt. I'll sharpen it, don't you think?"
Seeing Gu Muxi's gloomy gaze, Yi Feng swallowed with difficulty, "Ahem, you're right..."
"Haha, it scares you! I laughed so hard!" Gu Muxi suddenly burst out laughing, the laughter was full of sarcasm.
Yi Feng: "..."
"I'm going to wash the knives, you pick the vegetables first!" Gu Muxi patted him on the shoulder, got up and left proudly.
Yi Feng rubbed his nose, this girl... really convinced her!
In order to prevent her from harming the world in the future, it seems that I have to show mercy and take her in!
……
As night fell, Yi Feng had dinner at Gu's house, and together with Gu Muxi cleaned up the dishes and cleaned up.
After finishing their work, the two returned to the room as usual.
Gu Muxi was reading a novel.
And Yi Feng sat leaning against the head of her bed, flipping through the fashion magazines that Gu Muxi bought back.
"Gu Muxi, do you still watch this kind of stuff?"
Yi Feng showed her a page of very sexy women's suspenders.
Gu Muxi blushed, put down the novel in her hand, climbed onto the bed and snatched the magazine from Yi Feng's hand.
"Why, I'm not allowed to pursue fashion?" Gu Muxi asked naturally.
"Of course it is allowed, but I... I think you are more suitable to wear jk, hehe!" Yi Feng laughed cheaply, and he had imagined Gu Muxi wearing jk countless times in his mind.
That picture...is breathtakingly beautiful!
Gu Muxi's height is on the high side among southern girls. Thanks to eating well when she was a child, her skin is fair and tender, and it feels like water can be squeezed out with just a pinch.
Coupled with her delicate and lovely melon-seeded face, it is like the most perfect masterpiece carefully carved by God, which can make people's heart beat just by looking at it.
It is precisely because of such an outstanding appearance that she is the undisputed No. [-] school girl in Taoyuan No. [-] Middle School, and those who have a crush on her can go around the playground several times.
Such a beautiful, young and beautiful woman, how can she not wear jk?
"jk? What is jk?" Gu Muxi asked suspiciously.
"It's a kind of clothing. You don't know it now, but you will understand it in the future!" Yi Feng smiled and licked his lips.
"Hey, why did I find that you're a bit wretched!" Gu Muxi looked at him with disgust.
Smelly Feng's eyes just now... really want to give him a brain jump!
I thought so, but I was inexplicably a little proud.
"Absolutely not. The way I look at you is always admiring. Do you understand the admiring eyes? Just like when you go to an art exhibition to see those works of art!" Yi Feng firmly refused to admit that he was wretched.
"Hmph! You'll just argue!" Gu Muxi snorted arrogantly.
Yi Feng saw that the novel she had just read was written by Mr. Jin.
"Gu Muxi, do you love martial arts novels so much?"
"Yeah, I don't have any feelings for romance novels. Aunt Joan's novels are always my own, or else they are abused and abused. I love them to death. They are too hypocritical."
"I just like to read martial arts novels, how cool it is to walk the world with a sword, and draw your sword to help when the road is uneven!"
"Grandpa Jin's martial arts novels are so well written, maybe I can figure out a few tricks, and I won't be afraid to meet bad guys in the future." Gu Muxi compared a posture of drawing a sword, with a heroic posture.
"I guess the bad guys are afraid of you, most people probably can't get close to you!" Yi Feng teased.
Gu Muxi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't envy me, if you want to learn, I can teach you!"
She squinted her eyes, thinking of some bad idea in her heart.
"Me? What should I learn from a big man? Is it useful?" Yi Feng rolled her eyes.
Gu Muxi said solemnly, "How can I not use it?"
"Think about it, you have such a thin skin and tender flesh, what if you meet some female hooligans on the road?"
"Boys, protect yourself when you go out!"
"Don't worry, I'll teach you a few men's anti-wolf techniques and judo tricks. I guarantee that if you encounter a female hooligan, you will definitely be able to defeat the enemy!"
Yi Feng: "( ̄ェ ̄;)..."
"Actually...if I run into a female hooligan, I can just lie down and catch her without a fight."
"Big deal, sacrifice my own hue to save my life!"
"boom!"
Gu Muxi raised her hand and gave him a brain jump.
"Smelly Feng, I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language!"
Yi Feng covered his head, let out a pain, and gasped.
"hiss!"
"I, I will definitely resist to the end, with all innocence, I would rather die than surrender!"
Only then did Gu Muxi show satisfaction, patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's right!"
"That's how you look like a man!"
"Don't worry, I will teach you a few tricks, and it will work!"
"And... there is no charge~"
Yi Feng looked at her vigilantly, feeling an inexplicable feeling in his heart.
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