I became a girl and talked about science in Naruto World

"Ha~" On the bed in the boys' dormitory, an ordinary-looking boy yawned and sat up.

He jumped out of bed, picked up the charging phone on the table, opened it and took a look.

"Well, it's eleven o'clock in the morning now." He glanced at the time sleepily, suddenly thought of something, and his eyes widened.

"**, damn fat man, you didn't even call me! Damn it, damn it, you're going to be late." He walked around the table anxiously, with a look of despair on his face.

"Hey! Ling Xiaoxiao! What are you doing? Today is the weekend. You want to go outside crying!"

An impatient voice came from a bed in the dormitory. After Ling Xiaoxiao heard it, he took a closer look and found that underneath the time, there were three big characters: Sunday.

"Huh~ I was scared to death, you damn fat man, you didn't even remind me."

"Don't bother me, I stayed up until five in the morning last night and I'm sleepy now."

"Okay, do you want to have lunch? I'll go out and bring it to you."

"If you want to say this, I won't be sleepy anymore." The fat man immediately sat up and said happily.

"I want to steam lamb, steam bear paws, steam deer tail, roast duck..."

"Please leave meekly. Why don't you tell me the name of the dish?"

"Okay, okay, bring me some braised chicken and rice."

"Eh?" Ling Xiaoxiao frowned and asked in confusion, "Why do you order braised chicken and rice every time?"

"You don't understand." The words "you don't understand" were written all over the fat man's face.

“The taste of braised chicken and rice is like first love to me, I can’t stop eating it.”

"Fat man, speak human words to me!"

"It's the cheapest near the school."

"If you don't like anything else, just eat from the cafeteria." Ling Xiaoxiao gave him a disgusted look.

"I'll go!" After hearing this, the fat man's eyes were full of surprise and he said loudly: "No, sir, can you eat the dark potato fried potatoes in the cafeteria?"

"Stop talking to me." Ling Xiaoxiao opened his phone and wrote down what the fat man wanted to eat, and stretched out a hand in front of him.

The fat man looked at the hand with confusion, and then silently... gave it a high-five.

"Go away, you fat man, why are you high-fiving me?"

The fat man scratched his head and asked, "Don't you want to high-five me?"

A few veins popped up on Ling Xiaoxiao's head instantly, and he said angrily: "Where's the money? How can I buy it if you don't give me money?"

The fat man rubbed his hands in embarrassment and said, "Well, since we have such a good relationship, we don't need money. Talking about money hurts feelings."

"Go to hell, if you don't give me this meal money today, we won't be brothers!"

"Okay, okay." The fat man reluctantly took out 20 yuan from his wallet. Ling Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand to grab it, but it didn't move. Looking carefully, the fat man held the 20 yuan firmly in his hand.

"let go!"

Looking at Ling Xiaoxiao who was gritting his teeth and on the verge of explosion, the fat man loosened his hands weakly and said with a cry: "My twenty, I didn't expect to send you out in the end. Let's say goodbye today. , I don’t know when I will be able to see you again, woo woo woo woo.”

"Damn fat man, are you disgusted? I'm leaving. You can continue to cry here." Ling Xiaoxiao picked up the 20 yuan and ran away quickly. He was afraid that if he stayed there for another second, he would be assimilated by him. .

……

"Customer No. 23, your braised chicken and rice are ready."

"Thank you."

Taking the braised chicken and rice from the lady at the front desk, Ling Xiaoxiao looked at the newly opened Grandpa restaurant opposite and licked his lips.

"How about? Let's have some luxury today and experience what it feels like to be a rich man?"

Ling Xiaoxiao wiped the non-existent saliva from the corner of his mouth, picked up the packed braised chicken and walked towards the opposite side.

But he forgot one very important thing, there is no zebra crossing here!

"Didi!" A harsh whistle sounded in his ears, and only then did he realize that he was standing in a place where there was no zebra crossing!

He almost used the fastest reaction speed in his life and flew forward and fell to the ground.A large truck wiped his pair of pirated Nike shoes and rolled over.

"Huh~ Fortunately, I'm smart." Ling Xiaoxiao stood up, patted the dust on his body, looked at the large truck that rolled over, and felt a little sorry. After all, this traffic accident was caused by him. .

"Hmph..." Suddenly, a pig's snort appeared on the road, and then there were more and more.Ling Xiaoxiao looked at the overturned truck with some embarrassment.

"Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a truck carrying pigs, and it slipped away."

Just as he turned his head and walked towards the grandfather's store, a pig grunted and the sound of running came from behind him. When he looked back, he saw a group of pigs galloping towards him.

"Fuck..." Before he could finish his words, Ling Xiaoxiao was slammed into the sky by the pigs and fell to the ground.All of a sudden, my head was bleeding, and the braised chicken was scattered all over the floor.

His consciousness gradually became blurred, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and he seemed to be able to feel that his life force was gradually passing away.Memories from the past came to his mind.

"Am I going to die?" He tried to control his body, but to no avail.

"Damn it, I haven't had a girlfriend yet, I haven't realized my dream yet, and most importantly, I haven't had the luxury yet."

"Wait, let's eat!"

"No, I still have to eat even if I die!"

At this moment, Ling Xiaoxiao seemed to be full of strength. He stood up suddenly, picked up the lunch box on the ground, and with lightning speed, pulled the remaining rice and vegetables in the lunch box into his mouth, and hit it. He burped, lay contentedly on the ground, and waited for death to come.

[Ding, it has been detected that the host has a strong last wish, and the system is being bound]

[Ding, it’s been detected that the host’s last wish is to find a virtuous partner with a lot of money, who can eat grandpa in a big way? 】

[I **** your **** host, I ****, I won’t answer the call. 】

[Ding, the system has been loaded and is being transferred to Naruto World]

"Huh...huh..." In a simple hut, Ling Xiaoxiao suddenly sat up from a slightly worn bed, covering his forehead and looking at his hands in surprise.

"I am, transmigrated?"