Naruto: Return to the Rebirth of the Ninja

"Really, the guests really like to joke~ You called me by name because I'm very attractive~"

In the 'tavern where men and women play and fight each other', a plump blond woman in a cow outfit swayed from side to side, swinging the red badge hanging on her chest.

Jiraiya always blushed slightly, and said truthfully: "Because Tetsuna-sister is very similar to a friend I know, and the name is also very similar, so I can't help but~"

He drank the wine in the glass and said casually: "A mercenary like me is always running around. I heard that there is work here, so I ran here specially. It seems to be called Payne or something. I am calling people to help the angels manage it. village."

After filling the wine for Jiraiya, Tezuna put his hand on his chin and said, "It seems that there is such a thing. My husband is a sub-nin who works under Mr. Payne. I heard that he is very strict. If he commits a crime If you make a mistake, you will never forgive me, it would be great if the guests can settle down in Yuyin, and come to play with me often~"

"Oh, Tetsuna's sisters are already married, so sad!" Jiraiya panted heavily through his nostrils, as if he was even more excited, and moved his body to Tezuna's side again.

"I hate you, customers~"

Jiraiya's thoughts turned in his mind, and he frowned slightly: "So that's how it is, using powerful power to rule this place." ’ It’s not the same way he imagined it before.

Suddenly feeling someone rubbing against him, Ji Lai also followed the slippery touch to look at him, his eyes were instantly bent into crescent buds, his hand was adjusting the angle properly to feast his eyes, and the red badge was shaking.

' Her husband is working, so wouldn't that be just fine? ! '

In the suburbs not far from Yuyin, there is a small house in disrepair. The vines open the gaps in the floor and grow on the wall facing the roof.

Creaking, two figures in red clouds and black robes stepped on the floor and walked to the wall. There were four signs on the wall.

"I haven't been back for a long time, I didn't expect..."

Seeing that Xiao Nan was silent, Payne reached out and picked up one of the red cards, put it in his hand to look at it, and said with a blank expression: "At that time, I was in a hurry to leave home. flip over."

On the back of the wooden red card was a portrait of a man wearing a frog headgear. The face was clearly that of Payne. He put the wooden card back to its original place, and was slightly startled when he saw the front one.

Then he walked outside the house, with his hands facing the sky, the pouring rain stopped in an instant, he turned back to the house and said lightly: "Do it, Xiao Nan."

Xiaonan heard the words and turned into a paper man, and the white and flawless paper butterflies flew all over the sky, covering the entire sky of Yuyin in an instant, looking for intruders.

"It's Lord Angel!"

Seeing this situation, the residents knew that there were uninvited guests in the village, and they all returned home and closed the doors and windows.

Payne's expression was indifferent, and he came to a dark hall. There were six sets of brain-computer equipment in the empty hall, and only one of them was vacant. This is where Payne's six ways are usually stored.

Tiandao Payne sat in the vacant seat, put the brain-computer helmet on his head, and said in a low voice: "Linkstart!"

As the words fell, Tiandao Payne lowered his head and fell backwards, and the animal Dao Payne beside him puffed up his chest, took off his helmet, and said calmly: "Then I should also be dispatched to completely eliminate the intruders. "

At this time, Jiraiya was inside Jianshi Toad's body, and Yu Yinxia was restrained by the stomach wall of the toad, unable to move.

Jiraiya looked at the bearded man, and nodded secretly: "This is Ms. Tezuna's husband, I'm still a bit on guard." '

He said to the bearded man with a serious face: "Although he is just a young man, he is still a ninja wearing a forehead protection. I want to know from the two of you what the current situation of Yuyin is from the perspective of a ninja."

The bearded man shouted, "Who are you?!"

"Did I say I asked the question?"

Ji Lai also took out a feather, and smiled evilly: "If you don't want to die laughing, tell me everything you know!"

The bearded man struggled with fear on his face, "How despicable!"

The continuous rain had already stopped, and the toad jumped out of the water and jumped ashore, opened its mouth to spit, and the bearded man came out of his mouth, shaking off the mucus on his body.

Then he waved his hand at Jianshi Toad, and said in a self-satisfied voice, "Thanks for your hard work, you can go back."

Seeing that the toad turned into smoke and dissipated, the bearded man turned and walked deep into the steel city. He still wanted to get more answers that he wanted to know.

In the corner behind him, a few white paper butterflies were quietly watching the man's leaving back.

The tall tower in the center of Yuyin, the beast Dao Payne was standing on the eaves overlooking the city, densely packed pieces of paper floated behind him, condensing into the appearance of Xiaonan.

"It's Teacher Jiraiya."

"So that's how it is. It's the teacher. I really miss it." Payne looked at the suburb, the place that Xiao Nan called "home". They had lived in that hut for three years. Lai also knew the value of peace.

Xiaonan showed distress, and clasped her hands on her chest. The strong woman in charge of Yuyin was a little at a loss at the moment: "What to do with Payne, teacher..."

"Anyway, he can't be our companion, right?"

Payne's cold words made Xiao Nan's pupils shrink suddenly, he turned around, looked at this confidant who had worked hard and cared for him for many years, and said, "Kill it, I landed in this body precisely because I wanted to kill the intruder. , lead the way."

Xiao Nan is full of entanglements in her heart. She has long believed that Zilai is also her family. She never thought that she would kill him after not seeing him for many years. She thinks she can't let go of this feeling, but Payne...

"I see."

Her expression turned indifferent again, a piece of white paper automatically folded into a paper airplane in front of her, and said indifferently: "Then, before you come, I will try my best to hold him back."

The paper airplane pulled Payne to show him the way. A trace of hesitation flashed in the eyes of Nagato, who hid in the secret manipulator of Payne, but soon became decisive again, and whispered coldly: "For the sake of peace, even those who stand in front of me It's the same with teachers."

After the rain, the breeze blew, and the paper man Xiaonan disappeared, and appeared in front of the bearded man on the other side of the city. Before the other party could react, countless white papers wrapped the bearded man.

"Fire escape!"

A white-haired flat figure wearing a facial mask got half of his body out of the bearded man's shadow, and Xiao Nan quickly turned sideways to avoid it.

The white-haired man put his thumb in his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, and his whole body swelled like a balloon, turning into a normal human shape, with his hands on the ground, he jumped out of the shadow.

"Toad Pingying Manipulation, it seems to be very vigilant, Mr. Ziraiya."

【We finally met, Mr. Jiraiya! 】

Xiao Nan seemed indifferent, but he was very excited in his heart.

Jiraiya's face disappeared, just like in his youth, he smiled and praised: "Your release technique is even sharper, I was also surprised, and you have become a good woman, Xiaonan."

Xiao Nan manipulated the paper wrapping the bearded man, released him, and said in a cold voice, "Stay away a little bit."

The bearded man looked at Jiraiya in fear, who knew how long he had been tortured by this white-haired pervert, and escaped here as fast as he could in his life.

"It turns out that you are really still alive. What is going on with Yahiko? I heard from Naruto that it has something to do with Konoha..."

Hearing Jiraiya mention Yahiko, Xiaonan was surprisingly calm, gathered the pieces of paper around him and condensed them into paper wings, like an angel, his body floated up, and said indifferently: "He has nothing to do with the teacher, it's all about Payne. order, I will kill you!"

【Forgive me, teacher, forgive me...】

The paper wings fluttered gently, and hundreds of paper airplanes, like angel feathers, rushed towards Jiraiya at an alarming speed.

And Jilai had already prepared for the fire escape, and when Xiaonan made a move, he opened his mouth to spit it out. The scorching fire snake was evenly matched with the paper airplane, but Jilai, who had rich combat experience, instantly saw through Xiaonan's intention to reduce output.

He rolled on the ground, his cheeks swelled, and a large amount of toad oil sprayed out from his mouth. Xiao Nan couldn't react in time, and his delicate body was made slippery by the oil.

The white hair continued to extend, tying up Xiaonan who was in mid-air, and Zilai also whispered softly: "The pieces of paper are sticky with oil and can't be scattered. You like origami the most, and you are the gentlest among the three. , In fact, you never thought about fighting to the death with me, did you?"

"So far, there is nothing to say."

【Penn is coming soon, hurry up, teacher! 】

Xiao Nan complained to himself, "If you had listened to Orochimaru back then, you would have had nothing to do after killing the three of us."

Although she still has her dream in her heart, since the death of her first love, Yahiko, she and Nagato depend on each other for life, caring more about each other's thoughts, and trying their best to make Nagato happy.

Now she has fallen into a dilemma of thinking, one side is her mentor, the other side is Nagato, the two sides with different ideas are her family members, she just wants to protect her family, and she doesn't want to hurt anyone.

"You're wrong, Xiaonan."

Zilai could also tell that Xiao Nan's body trembled and his heart was already shaken by his own words.

Then he smiled and said: "I never had the idea of ​​'I would have killed you if I knew it earlier'. I will teach you how to survive in troubled times. There is no doubt that the three of you are my disciples. It’s really sad to shoot at me without saying hello~”

"Teacher Jiraiya..."

Jiraiya said sternly: "Although Yuyin has taken care of you well, she has always ruled with cruel means. It has long since violated your original intention of peace. It is nothing more than a stronger Sanshoyu Hanzo!"

"That's the answer we came up with ourselves, Mr. Jiraiya."

Jiraiya looked up, and there was a brown-haired man with a familiar face standing on the tower, with black sticks stuck in his face, and water-like lines in his eyes.

Seeing through the cruelty of the world, his eyes are full of indifference, even if the person in front of him is his former mentor.

In the secret room of the high tower, the skinny Nagato coughed uncontrollably: "Ahem...I'm going to fight with Jiraiya-sensei soon, I have to get serious, Xiaonan help me..."

He stretched his hand halfway, remembering that Xiao Nan, who was with him all the time, was still in the field at the moment, he lowered his head in a somewhat desolate manner, with two minds, he controlled the animal and said, "Xiao Nan, you step back first."

Then he allocated some power to wake up the rest of Payne, whoosh a few times, and Payne appeared in front of him, standing side by side with their backs to him, Tiandao Payne said lightly: "If the opponent is Teacher Jiraiya , we must do our best..."

boom!

The wall of the secret room was forcibly broken open by great force, and the smoke and dust filled the air. Payne and the others quickly set up a posture, surrounded Nagato and Tiandao behind them, and they all stood in formation, looking at the gradually clear body in the smoke and dust.

"There's a stone in my mouth, bah bah bah!"

Naruto flapped his hands, and seeing Nagato's posture, he straightened his collar and said hello, "Hey, Nagato-senpai!"

"I remember you are Nine-Tails Jinchuriki Uzumaki Naruto..."

Naruto smiled and said, "Brother, I'm here to negotiate terms with you!"

Nagato recalled that Jiraiya was in Yuyin, the corners of his mouth raised, and he put on a confident smile and said: "I really didn't expect, I just learned from Mr. Jiraiya for a while, so I sent it to my door by myself. You are just like the teacher. They're all fools!"

"An ignorant and stupid child will become an adult only after knowing the pain, Naruto, your appearance and personality are very similar to your senior brother..."

He rolled his eyes at the expressionless Tiandao Payne, and continued: "I am different from you. I have experienced too many things when I was your age, so this innocence has long been abandoned."

"That's why I'm here to negotiate terms with you. The peace that senior brother wants is also what I yearn for."

Nagato was a little surprised: "Oh? Really? That's great, it just saves me the trouble of capturing you." Even so, he secretly gave Shuradao the command to capture Naruto.

The tall Shura Dao spread his body in an instant, his body was running, several arms tore the red cloud black robe to pieces, the blades, long swords and chainsaw barrels were ejected, aiming at Naruto one after another, walking towards him step by step.

Naruto scratched his head, wondering: "I only yearn for peace, but the way to achieve peace is much different from yours. Your thoughts and actions on peace are all wrong! So I will not submit obediently, I plan to defeat you first, and then let you calm down and have a good talk with me, so as to correct your wrong thinking!"

"Humph!"

Nagato frowned, he had been looking down on tigers for so many years, and was looked down upon by fifteen or sixteen-year-old children, a trace of displeasure rose in his heart.

"Do you know what you are about to face? You, like Jiraiya-sensei, are just a mortal, but after feeling infinite pain, I surpassed mortals and continued to grow... "

Naruto saw Shura Dao's buttocks and let out flames, his tall body quickly approached him, nodded and said: "I know Nagato-senpai is very strong, I have never underestimated you!"

Nagato widened his eyes and shouted: "That's right, I have gone through so much, I have changed from a mortal to a god!"

On the other side of the battlefield, the beast Dao Payne also said the same thing.

"Once you become a god, everything you say and think will be considered from the perspective of a god. Teacher, you and Naruto are just mere mortals, unable to think from the perspective of a god. This will bring an end to this war-torn world..."

"The art of psychic!"

The smoke rose, and a huge rhino rushed towards Jiraiya from the smoke, and the rhino horn pierced Jiraiya's abdomen directly!

The beast said to Payne indifferently: "Look, teacher, delusional attempts to challenge God are..."

boom!

Jiraiya turned into smoke and dissipated. When the rhinoceros was looking for Jiraiya's figure, the tens-ton body turned over uncontrollably and was lifted by one hand.

Jiraiya, who was wearing a facial mask, was waving a folding fan with the other hand, standing with two toads on his shoulders, and all six eyes were fixed on the beast Daupin.

"If it is a god, then I will become a fairy to fight against you."

In the secret room of the high tower, Nagato was shocked to find that Shura Dao had disconnected in an instant.

He looked at Naruto vigilantly, and saw that this junior was the same as Jiraiya, holding Shuradao's back with one hand, revealing the red eyeshadow in the corner of his eyes.

Ps: The typo is corrected first and then corrected.