The legend of the clone behind the scenes of Naruto
Chapter 127 Can Aunt Snake sleep together at night?
Uzumaki Naruto walked on the streets of Konoha while flicking his skewers.
"Ahh~ahh~~"
"Ku Lama, do you want to come too?" Uzumaki Naruto asked vaguely.
"You are stupid, I will be recognized when I come out."
"It's okay. You can change, for example, into a rabbit."
"I don't want it."
"If you don't come out, I'll finish eating."
"Bang!" After a burst of smoke.Kurama appeared on Uzumaki Naruto's shoulder.
He changed slightly and became a fox with only one tail.
Uzumaki Naruto handed over the sign, and Nine Lama opened his mouth and took down the barbecue.
"Ahh~ahh~~"
"Then Luduo, don't wander around the village if you have nothing to do. People will recognize you."
Jiu Lama said vaguely, his cheeks bulging from the barbecue.
"Kawaii!"
Uzumaki Naruto wanted to raise his hand to poke his cheek, but Kurama was angry and slapped his hand away with his paw.
"It's okay. Who would know me at this time?"
"Then at least calm down. If you are so arrogant, will there be anyone who doesn't recognize you?"
Now Uzumaki Naruto has become a wanted criminal in the village.
Because he often ate Overlord meals, he was hunted down by a large number of ninjas.
"I also want to keep a low profile, but people always have to eat in time. What can I do if I don't eat the King's meal?"
"After all, I am also the head of a village, and I am a person with status. It is impossible to work part-time, and you need to show your identity to perform tasks. Is there no way to make money at all?"
"You obviously don't know how to work." Jiu Lama exposed him mercilessly.
In fact, Uzumaki Naruto had already worked in a restaurant, but he either served the wrong dishes or broke all the bowls. As a result, he was kicked out by his boss after not working for a day.
"Forget it, it's all up to you!" Nine Lamas said helplessly.
He finally understands one thing now, that is, there are really people who are so stupid that they cannot survive without resorting to illegal means.
"Be happy, Nine Lamas. The saints have taught us to eat the King's Meal, which means we are doing the right thing."
"When did the saint teach you to eat the Overlord's meal?"
"The Master said: With a basket of food and a ladle of drink, in a back alley, people cannot bear their worries, and they will not change their happiness even when they return home."
"Is that what I understand?"
"Confucius said: Grabbing a basket of delicious food and a gourd of wine while walking on a simple street, others are worried that they will be beaten to death, but I am the only one who has never changed the pleasure of eating the Overlord's meal."
"..."
"Watch less "The Whispering" from now on, and watch it more!" Nine Lamas roared.
Suddenly, he was stunned and said: "Someone is coming, bye!"
"Bang!" Nine Lamas disappeared into a puff of smoke.
After Uzumaki Naruto walked through the busy city, suddenly three figures appeared on the street, blocking his way.
"Who is coming? Tell me your name!" Uzumaki Naruto quickly put on his mask and shouted.
"Haha, here comes the handsome and handsome man of Yushu Linfeng, the white-haired boy of Mt. Myoboku, Toad Sage, Jiraiya!" Jiraiya summoned a little toad, stood on it, and shouted dancing.
"Oops!" Suddenly, the toad shook, and Jiraiya couldn't stand still, and lay down on the toad.
"Shame!" Orochimaru said coldly.
"Haha, you are still the same, the lustful immortal! There is also the cold Aunt Snake and the violent Granny Tsunade!" Uzumaki Naruto said with a laugh.
"Asshole, why am I so angry? And why do you call Orochimaru Auntie Snake, and you just call me Granny? Am I that old?"
Tsunade was so angry that she gritted her teeth, clenched her fists and was about to step forward to teach Uzumaki Naruto a lesson.
"Why do people always call me a lustful fairy? I haven't gone to collect materials for a long time."
Jiraiya was a little depressed, this simply undermined his tall and majestic image.
"Don't be impulsive, Tsunade. What are you two doing? Shouldn't you care about how he knows us?" Orochimaru stopped Tsunade and asked.
"Don't stop me, I'm going to beat him to death today!" Tsunade said angrily.
"That's right. From your tone, it sounds like you know us." Jiraiya jumped off the toad and asked.
"Huh? I don't know you."
"Is it too late to deny it now?" Orochimaru said.
"Look at the sky, there is a beautiful woman!" Uzumaki Naruto pointed at the sky and shouted.
"Humph, do you think we are idiots?" Orochimaru stared at him coldly.
"Where, where?" Jiraiya looked up.
Orochimaru:"......"
"Whoosh!" With a sound, Uzumaki Naruto disappeared.
"Time and space ninjutsu!" Orochimaru's pupils shrank, this speed must be too fast.
"what?"
"What about others?"
Jiraiya heard the words and looked forward, but there was nothing in front of him.
"Idiot!" Orochimaru glanced at Jiraiya, "Tsunade, did you just see it?"
"Yeah, I saw it. It's faster than Minato's Flying Thunder God!" Tsunade looked solemn.
"Ah? Is it that exaggerated?" Jiraiya asked blankly.
"It's not an exaggeration at all." Orochimaru said.
"Okay. Well... I don't know why, but I feel like he's not the murderer." Jiraiya said.
Although this was the first time Jiraiya had met him, he had an inexplicable fondness for him in his heart.
"Of course. In your mind, isn't it me who is the murderer?" Orochimaru said dissatisfied.
Jiraiya smiled awkwardly, "Why, how could that happen? Haha..."
"Speaking of which, his personality is very out-of-the-box. He's almost the same as you, Jiraiya." Tsunade said after thinking for a moment.
"I think so too. I believe him when he says he is your son." Orochimaru teased.
"...Don't talk nonsense, Orochimaru, I don't have an illegitimate child outside." Jiraiya glanced at Tsunade secretly, saw her gloomy face, and explained quickly.
"Who knows?" Orochimaru said with a sneer.
Jiraiya, now you also feel the feeling of being wronged, right?
"Okay. What should we do now? Should we continue chasing, or..." Tsunade asked.
"What are you chasing after? His speed is too fast, we can't catch up at all. Let's go about our own things." Orochimaru said, turned and left.
"Wait, Orochimaru. Are we not going to continue the investigation?" Jiraiya pressed Orochimaru's shoulders and asked.
"We'll investigate tomorrow. It's too late today. Let go!" Orochimaru said with a frown.
"Why are you in a hurry? Then what are you busy with?" Jiraiya asked.
"go to eat."
"After dinner?"
"bath."
"Where are you after taking a shower?"
"Jiraiya, if you want to spy on me, just say so." Orochimaru stared at Jiraiya coldly.
"I don't. I'm just curious about what you usually do?"
"Haha, if you're curious, just follow me."
"Okay."
"Wait, I'm going too!" Tsunade looked at the two people who were about to be alone together, and suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
The three of them walked slowly on the way to Orochimaru's house.
Jiraiya suddenly asked: "Hey, Orochimaru, should you go to the men's bath or the women's bath now?"
"...I take a shower at home."
"Then do you want to wash it together?"
"......don't want."
"Orochimaru, I really want to know, can you have a baby now?"
"Fuck off!"
"I'll call you Aunt Snake. Can we sleep together tonight?"
"My worries are justified." Tsunade knocked Jiraiya to the ground with one punch and shouted, "You're making so much noise, shut up!"
"Ahh~ahh~~"
"Ku Lama, do you want to come too?" Uzumaki Naruto asked vaguely.
"You are stupid, I will be recognized when I come out."
"It's okay. You can change, for example, into a rabbit."
"I don't want it."
"If you don't come out, I'll finish eating."
"Bang!" After a burst of smoke.Kurama appeared on Uzumaki Naruto's shoulder.
He changed slightly and became a fox with only one tail.
Uzumaki Naruto handed over the sign, and Nine Lama opened his mouth and took down the barbecue.
"Ahh~ahh~~"
"Then Luduo, don't wander around the village if you have nothing to do. People will recognize you."
Jiu Lama said vaguely, his cheeks bulging from the barbecue.
"Kawaii!"
Uzumaki Naruto wanted to raise his hand to poke his cheek, but Kurama was angry and slapped his hand away with his paw.
"It's okay. Who would know me at this time?"
"Then at least calm down. If you are so arrogant, will there be anyone who doesn't recognize you?"
Now Uzumaki Naruto has become a wanted criminal in the village.
Because he often ate Overlord meals, he was hunted down by a large number of ninjas.
"I also want to keep a low profile, but people always have to eat in time. What can I do if I don't eat the King's meal?"
"After all, I am also the head of a village, and I am a person with status. It is impossible to work part-time, and you need to show your identity to perform tasks. Is there no way to make money at all?"
"You obviously don't know how to work." Jiu Lama exposed him mercilessly.
In fact, Uzumaki Naruto had already worked in a restaurant, but he either served the wrong dishes or broke all the bowls. As a result, he was kicked out by his boss after not working for a day.
"Forget it, it's all up to you!" Nine Lamas said helplessly.
He finally understands one thing now, that is, there are really people who are so stupid that they cannot survive without resorting to illegal means.
"Be happy, Nine Lamas. The saints have taught us to eat the King's Meal, which means we are doing the right thing."
"When did the saint teach you to eat the Overlord's meal?"
"The Master said: With a basket of food and a ladle of drink, in a back alley, people cannot bear their worries, and they will not change their happiness even when they return home."
"Is that what I understand?"
"Confucius said: Grabbing a basket of delicious food and a gourd of wine while walking on a simple street, others are worried that they will be beaten to death, but I am the only one who has never changed the pleasure of eating the Overlord's meal."
"..."
"Watch less "The Whispering" from now on, and watch it more!" Nine Lamas roared.
Suddenly, he was stunned and said: "Someone is coming, bye!"
"Bang!" Nine Lamas disappeared into a puff of smoke.
After Uzumaki Naruto walked through the busy city, suddenly three figures appeared on the street, blocking his way.
"Who is coming? Tell me your name!" Uzumaki Naruto quickly put on his mask and shouted.
"Haha, here comes the handsome and handsome man of Yushu Linfeng, the white-haired boy of Mt. Myoboku, Toad Sage, Jiraiya!" Jiraiya summoned a little toad, stood on it, and shouted dancing.
"Oops!" Suddenly, the toad shook, and Jiraiya couldn't stand still, and lay down on the toad.
"Shame!" Orochimaru said coldly.
"Haha, you are still the same, the lustful immortal! There is also the cold Aunt Snake and the violent Granny Tsunade!" Uzumaki Naruto said with a laugh.
"Asshole, why am I so angry? And why do you call Orochimaru Auntie Snake, and you just call me Granny? Am I that old?"
Tsunade was so angry that she gritted her teeth, clenched her fists and was about to step forward to teach Uzumaki Naruto a lesson.
"Why do people always call me a lustful fairy? I haven't gone to collect materials for a long time."
Jiraiya was a little depressed, this simply undermined his tall and majestic image.
"Don't be impulsive, Tsunade. What are you two doing? Shouldn't you care about how he knows us?" Orochimaru stopped Tsunade and asked.
"Don't stop me, I'm going to beat him to death today!" Tsunade said angrily.
"That's right. From your tone, it sounds like you know us." Jiraiya jumped off the toad and asked.
"Huh? I don't know you."
"Is it too late to deny it now?" Orochimaru said.
"Look at the sky, there is a beautiful woman!" Uzumaki Naruto pointed at the sky and shouted.
"Humph, do you think we are idiots?" Orochimaru stared at him coldly.
"Where, where?" Jiraiya looked up.
Orochimaru:"......"
"Whoosh!" With a sound, Uzumaki Naruto disappeared.
"Time and space ninjutsu!" Orochimaru's pupils shrank, this speed must be too fast.
"what?"
"What about others?"
Jiraiya heard the words and looked forward, but there was nothing in front of him.
"Idiot!" Orochimaru glanced at Jiraiya, "Tsunade, did you just see it?"
"Yeah, I saw it. It's faster than Minato's Flying Thunder God!" Tsunade looked solemn.
"Ah? Is it that exaggerated?" Jiraiya asked blankly.
"It's not an exaggeration at all." Orochimaru said.
"Okay. Well... I don't know why, but I feel like he's not the murderer." Jiraiya said.
Although this was the first time Jiraiya had met him, he had an inexplicable fondness for him in his heart.
"Of course. In your mind, isn't it me who is the murderer?" Orochimaru said dissatisfied.
Jiraiya smiled awkwardly, "Why, how could that happen? Haha..."
"Speaking of which, his personality is very out-of-the-box. He's almost the same as you, Jiraiya." Tsunade said after thinking for a moment.
"I think so too. I believe him when he says he is your son." Orochimaru teased.
"...Don't talk nonsense, Orochimaru, I don't have an illegitimate child outside." Jiraiya glanced at Tsunade secretly, saw her gloomy face, and explained quickly.
"Who knows?" Orochimaru said with a sneer.
Jiraiya, now you also feel the feeling of being wronged, right?
"Okay. What should we do now? Should we continue chasing, or..." Tsunade asked.
"What are you chasing after? His speed is too fast, we can't catch up at all. Let's go about our own things." Orochimaru said, turned and left.
"Wait, Orochimaru. Are we not going to continue the investigation?" Jiraiya pressed Orochimaru's shoulders and asked.
"We'll investigate tomorrow. It's too late today. Let go!" Orochimaru said with a frown.
"Why are you in a hurry? Then what are you busy with?" Jiraiya asked.
"go to eat."
"After dinner?"
"bath."
"Where are you after taking a shower?"
"Jiraiya, if you want to spy on me, just say so." Orochimaru stared at Jiraiya coldly.
"I don't. I'm just curious about what you usually do?"
"Haha, if you're curious, just follow me."
"Okay."
"Wait, I'm going too!" Tsunade looked at the two people who were about to be alone together, and suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
The three of them walked slowly on the way to Orochimaru's house.
Jiraiya suddenly asked: "Hey, Orochimaru, should you go to the men's bath or the women's bath now?"
"...I take a shower at home."
"Then do you want to wash it together?"
"......don't want."
"Orochimaru, I really want to know, can you have a baby now?"
"Fuck off!"
"I'll call you Aunt Snake. Can we sleep together tonight?"
"My worries are justified." Tsunade knocked Jiraiya to the ground with one punch and shouted, "You're making so much noise, shut up!"
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