The legend of the clone behind the scenes of Naruto
Chapter 200 I am a eunuch
"Sasuge, why are you blind?" Uzumaki Naruto asked after seeing his eyes covered by black cloth.
"For cultivation."
"Oh? Then I will be blind too."
"Hey, I'm not joking!"
Early the next morning.
"Naruto, Menma, and Sasuke are eating!" Ahri shouted in the kitchen.
The door opened and three people walked out.
Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Menma were fully dressed, but Uzumaki Naruto was still wearing pajamas and dozing off.
"Crane tail, can you please stop being held back in everything you do?" Uchiha Sasuke said dissatisfied.
"Maybe he forgot. So Ludu, do you still remember that we are going to perform a mission together today?" Uzumaki Menma asked.
Originally, Uzumaki Naruto had not graduated yet and could not go on the mission, but he insisted on following him, so the three of them had no choice but to let him go.
Upon hearing this, Uzumaki Naruto suddenly woke up, "Oh, I forgot!"
"Why did you remind him? Wouldn't it be better if he forgot?" Uchiha Sasuke walked to the table, pulled out a chair and sat down.
"Bastard Sass, I will go wherever you go, don't even think about getting rid of me." Uzumaki Naruto said, walking to sit next to him.
"It's time to eat!" Ah Li came over with a plate, "Bread, bacon, lettuce, poached eggs, and a glass of milk. You have to eat them all, otherwise you won't grow taller."
"I'm definitely taller than you, Sass!" Uzumaki Naruto said.
"Hmph!" Uchiha Sasuke ignored him, picked up the knife and fork and started eating.
"Don't you believe it? Just wait."
Uzumaki Naruto got up and went back to his room, took out a ruler, measured his own height, and then measured the height of Uchiha Sasuke.
"..."
It turns out that Sasuke is taller...
"I understand, it must be your hair, get your hair off."
Uzumaki Naruto reached out to touch Uchiha Sasuke's hair, but Uchiha Sasuke tilted his head to avoid it.
"What are you doing, masturbating a lot? Can you please stop doing such boring things?"
"You're scared, little dwarf!" Uzumaki Menma said calmly from the side.
"What did you say?" Uchiha Sasuke looked angry, "Okay, since you said so, let's compete. I am definitely higher than you two."
"Compare to compare."
“Hair doesn’t count!”
"Why doesn't it count?"
"Because your hair is long, why don't I cut it for you."
"piss off."
"Damn it, you cheated."
"Tell me the truth, how many insoles did you wear?"
The three of them were quarreling.
"What are you arguing about if you don't eat? Do you want me to feed you?" Ah Li walked out of the kitchen.
"Okay!"
Seeing this, the other two people immediately sat down to eat. Only Uzumaki Naruto stupidly agreed.
Ahri laughed in anger, "Then open your mouth!"
"what--"
Ahri took out a bamboo shoot and blocked Uzumaki Naruto's mouth.
"..."
"Hate it, you clearly know that I hate eating dried bamboo shoots the most!" Uzumaki Naruto spit out the dried bamboo shoots and said.
"Why don't you go eat quickly? If you keep nagging me, I'll make you eat dried bamboo shoots every day, do you believe it or not?" Ah Li roared with her hands on her hips.
"Eat dried bamboo shoots every day?" Uzumaki Naruto turned pale with fright.
Ahri saw that Uzumaki Naruto's room was in a mess, and went in to clean it up for him, complaining: "Well, look at your room, I've told you so many times, don't throw away the snacks you can't finish. ..”
"She's getting more and more verbose." Uchiha Sasuke said helplessly.
"Maybe it's menopause." Uzumaki Menma guessed maliciously.
"What did you say?!" Ahri's furious voice came from the room.
Uzumaki Menma's expression changed and he said hurriedly: "I'll wait for you at the Hokage's place."
Then he raised his head, drank all the milk in the cup, jumped out of the window, and disappeared.
After the two of them finished their breakfast, Ahri took them to the Hokage's office.
"Look, the vixen is out again..."
"And with that little fox demon..."
The people around him were whispering, and most of them were women's voices.
"Hmph, they are just jealous of my amazing beauty..." Ahri said disdainfully.
Uchiha Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"What a nice view..."
"You say that every time. Do you have any culture?"
"It's true that the fish has fallen and the goose has fallen, and the moon is shy of the flowers..."
Everyone on the street put down what they were doing for a moment and gathered around.
"Get away, you're blocking me!"
"Brother, give up your position and I will thank you greatly afterwards!"
"Don't block me, let me take another look at her. I have been wandering the streets for 30 years just to see her again!"
"Stop talking nonsense, you weren't even a fucking egg 30 years ago."
"so big..."
Ah Li's eyes flashed coldly and he looked at the man.
Quietly, an illusion was cast on him.
The man was looking at Ah Li infatuatedly, when suddenly a sword light flashed before his eyes.
He felt severe pain coming from his crotch, and he covered it and shouted: "Ah! I'm so cheap, I'm a eunuch!"
"There's something wrong!"
The people around him were very puzzled when they saw him suddenly rolling on the ground with his hands between his legs.
"Pfft!"
Ah Li smiled seductively, shocking everyone.
The whole street became quiet and you could hear a pin drop.
"I can not make it!"
After saying that, the man fainted happily.
Arriving at the Hokage's office, Ahri immediately saw Uzumaki Menma waiting here.
"What are you going to do? This is the Hokage's office, don't mess around." Uzumaki Menma saw Ahri coming and hurriedly ran behind Kakashi.
Ahri teleported over and gave him a blast.
"Don't think that I won't pursue what you said before."
"Oh, it hurts!" Uzumaki Menma rubbed his head.
"Hey~" Kakashi sighed and said, "Ahri, remember to wear a veil when you come out again."
"why?"
"Do you know how many accidents you have caused along the way? Three people just looked at you, so they bumped into the wall and suffered concussions. Two others suffered myocardial infarction in a moment of excitement, and more than dozens of people fainted. They fell on the street, there was a stampede, and one person even fell into a well..."
Ah Li said quietly: "It's my fault..."
"Anyway, please restrain yourself, don't always..." Kakashi said this, not knowing how to continue.
"Showing off!" Menma Uzumaki added Kakashi's words.
"Baga!" Ahri gave him another blast and looked up at Kakashi.
Kakashi broke into a cold sweat and waved his hands quickly: "That's not what I meant."
"Where's the mission? Blind uncle, give us the mission quickly." Uzumaki Naruto didn't care about so many things and pestered Kakashi for the mission.
"Okay, here are the arrangements for you."
Kakashi smiled slightly, picked up a scroll from the table and handed it to Uzumaki Naruto and said: "This D-level mission is for you. The old man at the east end of the village has a bad waist. You go and weed him."
"What, we won't accept it!" Uzumaki Naruto's face darkened, and he threw the scroll back on the table. "What we want is a real battle, not doing chores."
"Yes, this boring task is just a waste of our time." Uchiha Sasuke agreed.
"Didn't you say yesterday that we were given a C-level mission?" Uzumaki Menma asked.
Kakashi scratched his head, wasn't it because Uzumaki Naruto had to follow?He dare not give tasks that are too dangerous.
"For cultivation."
"Oh? Then I will be blind too."
"Hey, I'm not joking!"
Early the next morning.
"Naruto, Menma, and Sasuke are eating!" Ahri shouted in the kitchen.
The door opened and three people walked out.
Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Menma were fully dressed, but Uzumaki Naruto was still wearing pajamas and dozing off.
"Crane tail, can you please stop being held back in everything you do?" Uchiha Sasuke said dissatisfied.
"Maybe he forgot. So Ludu, do you still remember that we are going to perform a mission together today?" Uzumaki Menma asked.
Originally, Uzumaki Naruto had not graduated yet and could not go on the mission, but he insisted on following him, so the three of them had no choice but to let him go.
Upon hearing this, Uzumaki Naruto suddenly woke up, "Oh, I forgot!"
"Why did you remind him? Wouldn't it be better if he forgot?" Uchiha Sasuke walked to the table, pulled out a chair and sat down.
"Bastard Sass, I will go wherever you go, don't even think about getting rid of me." Uzumaki Naruto said, walking to sit next to him.
"It's time to eat!" Ah Li came over with a plate, "Bread, bacon, lettuce, poached eggs, and a glass of milk. You have to eat them all, otherwise you won't grow taller."
"I'm definitely taller than you, Sass!" Uzumaki Naruto said.
"Hmph!" Uchiha Sasuke ignored him, picked up the knife and fork and started eating.
"Don't you believe it? Just wait."
Uzumaki Naruto got up and went back to his room, took out a ruler, measured his own height, and then measured the height of Uchiha Sasuke.
"..."
It turns out that Sasuke is taller...
"I understand, it must be your hair, get your hair off."
Uzumaki Naruto reached out to touch Uchiha Sasuke's hair, but Uchiha Sasuke tilted his head to avoid it.
"What are you doing, masturbating a lot? Can you please stop doing such boring things?"
"You're scared, little dwarf!" Uzumaki Menma said calmly from the side.
"What did you say?" Uchiha Sasuke looked angry, "Okay, since you said so, let's compete. I am definitely higher than you two."
"Compare to compare."
“Hair doesn’t count!”
"Why doesn't it count?"
"Because your hair is long, why don't I cut it for you."
"piss off."
"Damn it, you cheated."
"Tell me the truth, how many insoles did you wear?"
The three of them were quarreling.
"What are you arguing about if you don't eat? Do you want me to feed you?" Ah Li walked out of the kitchen.
"Okay!"
Seeing this, the other two people immediately sat down to eat. Only Uzumaki Naruto stupidly agreed.
Ahri laughed in anger, "Then open your mouth!"
"what--"
Ahri took out a bamboo shoot and blocked Uzumaki Naruto's mouth.
"..."
"Hate it, you clearly know that I hate eating dried bamboo shoots the most!" Uzumaki Naruto spit out the dried bamboo shoots and said.
"Why don't you go eat quickly? If you keep nagging me, I'll make you eat dried bamboo shoots every day, do you believe it or not?" Ah Li roared with her hands on her hips.
"Eat dried bamboo shoots every day?" Uzumaki Naruto turned pale with fright.
Ahri saw that Uzumaki Naruto's room was in a mess, and went in to clean it up for him, complaining: "Well, look at your room, I've told you so many times, don't throw away the snacks you can't finish. ..”
"She's getting more and more verbose." Uchiha Sasuke said helplessly.
"Maybe it's menopause." Uzumaki Menma guessed maliciously.
"What did you say?!" Ahri's furious voice came from the room.
Uzumaki Menma's expression changed and he said hurriedly: "I'll wait for you at the Hokage's place."
Then he raised his head, drank all the milk in the cup, jumped out of the window, and disappeared.
After the two of them finished their breakfast, Ahri took them to the Hokage's office.
"Look, the vixen is out again..."
"And with that little fox demon..."
The people around him were whispering, and most of them were women's voices.
"Hmph, they are just jealous of my amazing beauty..." Ahri said disdainfully.
Uchiha Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"What a nice view..."
"You say that every time. Do you have any culture?"
"It's true that the fish has fallen and the goose has fallen, and the moon is shy of the flowers..."
Everyone on the street put down what they were doing for a moment and gathered around.
"Get away, you're blocking me!"
"Brother, give up your position and I will thank you greatly afterwards!"
"Don't block me, let me take another look at her. I have been wandering the streets for 30 years just to see her again!"
"Stop talking nonsense, you weren't even a fucking egg 30 years ago."
"so big..."
Ah Li's eyes flashed coldly and he looked at the man.
Quietly, an illusion was cast on him.
The man was looking at Ah Li infatuatedly, when suddenly a sword light flashed before his eyes.
He felt severe pain coming from his crotch, and he covered it and shouted: "Ah! I'm so cheap, I'm a eunuch!"
"There's something wrong!"
The people around him were very puzzled when they saw him suddenly rolling on the ground with his hands between his legs.
"Pfft!"
Ah Li smiled seductively, shocking everyone.
The whole street became quiet and you could hear a pin drop.
"I can not make it!"
After saying that, the man fainted happily.
Arriving at the Hokage's office, Ahri immediately saw Uzumaki Menma waiting here.
"What are you going to do? This is the Hokage's office, don't mess around." Uzumaki Menma saw Ahri coming and hurriedly ran behind Kakashi.
Ahri teleported over and gave him a blast.
"Don't think that I won't pursue what you said before."
"Oh, it hurts!" Uzumaki Menma rubbed his head.
"Hey~" Kakashi sighed and said, "Ahri, remember to wear a veil when you come out again."
"why?"
"Do you know how many accidents you have caused along the way? Three people just looked at you, so they bumped into the wall and suffered concussions. Two others suffered myocardial infarction in a moment of excitement, and more than dozens of people fainted. They fell on the street, there was a stampede, and one person even fell into a well..."
Ah Li said quietly: "It's my fault..."
"Anyway, please restrain yourself, don't always..." Kakashi said this, not knowing how to continue.
"Showing off!" Menma Uzumaki added Kakashi's words.
"Baga!" Ahri gave him another blast and looked up at Kakashi.
Kakashi broke into a cold sweat and waved his hands quickly: "That's not what I meant."
"Where's the mission? Blind uncle, give us the mission quickly." Uzumaki Naruto didn't care about so many things and pestered Kakashi for the mission.
"Okay, here are the arrangements for you."
Kakashi smiled slightly, picked up a scroll from the table and handed it to Uzumaki Naruto and said: "This D-level mission is for you. The old man at the east end of the village has a bad waist. You go and weed him."
"What, we won't accept it!" Uzumaki Naruto's face darkened, and he threw the scroll back on the table. "What we want is a real battle, not doing chores."
"Yes, this boring task is just a waste of our time." Uchiha Sasuke agreed.
"Didn't you say yesterday that we were given a C-level mission?" Uzumaki Menma asked.
Kakashi scratched his head, wasn't it because Uzumaki Naruto had to follow?He dare not give tasks that are too dangerous.
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