The legend of the clone behind the scenes of Naruto
Chapter 70 I think you are the one with the problem
"In this way, you go attract Kisame's attention, and I will take the opportunity to steal their burgers." Zed said when he saw the burgers on the table.
"It's great if we investigate that woman directly. Why do we have to steal their burgers?"
"Didn't I say it? There's a secret to burgers, otherwise why didn't she ask Kisame to do something else?"
"Can't you finish your meal first and then do something else?"
Zed was stunned for a moment, what he said seemed to make sense, but he immediately retorted: "Go ahead, my intuition is very accurate."
Seeing that he was so stubborn, Ye Cang could only do as he was told. After finding a piece of paper, he wrote it and threw it into the restaurant with a kunai.
"Whoosh!" With a sound, the kunai was caught by Kisame's two fingers.
"What's wrong?" The girl was surprised and asked.
Kisame Kisaki shook his head, opened the note and read it.
The note said: I'll wait for you outside.
"Someone is looking for me, I'll go out for a while." After Mikigaki Kisame put down the note, he stood up and walked out of the restaurant. There was no one outside the restaurant. After waiting for a while, no one came, so he went back to the restaurant.
After returning, Kisame Kisaki looked at the empty table and was stunned: "Where is the food?"
"Huh? I don't know!" The girl who had been peeking at the dried persimmons Kisame outside the door just now looked down and found that the table was empty.
The two looked around and found nothing unusual, so they had to order again.
Outside the restaurant, Zed was enjoying himself with his burger.
"How is it?" Ye Cang asked.
"It tastes good," Zed said vaguely.
"Who asked you this? Is there something wrong with the hamburger?"
"I ate too fast and didn't pay attention. How about...we steal it again?"
"You...I shouldn't believe you." Ye Cang pretended to leave.
"Wait a minute," Zed grabbed her wrist and said, "We haven't investigated clearly yet."
"What's there to investigate? You're worrying too much, they're just having a normal meal." Ye Cang said as he shook off Zed's hand.
"No, it's not that simple. Based on my intuition, there must be something wrong here. I guarantee it with my reputation."
"Okay... I'll trust you once." Ye Cang saw that he was so confident in his words and chose to believe him.
"Whoosh!" Another kunai flew into the restaurant and was caught by Kisame Kisaki. The same words were still written on the note.
Kisame Kisaki walked out of the restaurant again, but it was still empty. This time he didn't wait and went back to the restaurant.
"..." The two looked at each other, and the food disappeared again.
"Damn it, who is playing tricks on us?" Kisame Kisaki was a little angry. Who stole their hamburgers two or three times?Isn’t it just a burger? Can’t you afford it?
"Mr. Ganshi, how about we change places?" the girl suggested.
"No, please wait a moment. I'll go search." Kisame Mikigaki searched carefully around a kilometer in radius, but found nothing.
After a while.
"How's it going? Is there any problem?" Ye Cang looked at Zed eating a burger and asked doubtfully.
"The problem is big!"
"what happened?"
"I ate too much!" Zed said with a burp.
"Damn it, are you kidding me?" Ye Cang grabbed his collar and said angrily.
At this time, Zed also understood that he was overthinking, but he still showed off his strength and said: "Okay, I admit, maybe my analysis is a little biased. There may be no problem with the burger, but there is definitely a problem with that woman."
"What do you want?" Ye Cang asked after letting go of Jie.
"Let's investigate that woman next. You go and lure Kisame Makigaki out, and I'll take the opportunity to go in and interrogate that woman."
"I'm not going!" Ye Cang said impatiently.
"Help me one last time, I guarantee it on my honor."
"You have no reputation anymore. You just guaranteed it."
"Then I will vouch for my brother's reputation as a passerby."
"..." Ye Cang rolled his eyes and threw another kunai into the restaurant.
"Baga, here we go again..." Kisame Kisaki caught the kunai angrily and threw it back directly towards the trajectory it came from.
"Who will build the water escape dam!" Kisame Kisaki stood up, began to form seals, and spat out a vast ocean from his mouth, which instantly destroyed the entire restaurant.
When Zed and Ye Cang saw the furious Kisame Kisame, they ran away decisively, and only dared to come out after Kisame Kisame and his sister left.
"Are you satisfied now?" Ye Cang looked at the ruins and said, "I just want to have a meal, you have to go and disturb me."
"Impossible, my analysis will never be wrong. There is definitely something wrong with that woman." Zed's face lit up when he saw the girl in the distance dragging Kisame to the cinema, "Did you see that? She must be trying to connect with other people in a crowded place.”
"Fuck you! I think you are the one with the problem. I have to be crazy to believe your crazy words and do such boring things with you here!" Ye Cang turned around and left in anger.
.........
Thinking of this, Zed came back to his senses and took the invitation from the mummy Kisame.
Unexpectedly, after a year of crazy pursuit by the girl, the two finally achieved success.
"One more thing, I would like to ask you to officiate this wedding for us." Mikigaki Kisame said.
"No problem." Zed agreed quickly. Neither of them had parents, so it was most appropriate for him, a highly respected person, to host the ceremony.
the next day.
Kisame Inikigaki marries his bride on a bicycle, causing a lot of exclamations as he walks on the road.
“Oh my God, it’s the legendary luxury car and bicycle!”
"Yes, and it's a limited edition qq Maserati Nicholas bicycle worth 3500 billion!"
Inkisaki Kisame instantly became the most eye-catching cub in the village!
In this era, bicycles have just been invented, and riding a bicycle is a very popular thing.
An artist who likes cycling once said: Cycling is cool, and coolness is art!
"Tch, isn't it just a bicycle? I also have a tractor at home. Have I shown off?" Zabuza said sourly on the side of the road.
Everyone next to him was shocked and looked at Zabuza. Unexpectedly, there was another wealthy man, and tractors were getting expensive.
Just listen to Zabuza continue: "Moreover, my tractor has an automatic transmission. I also added eight jet engines to it, so it can reach a speed of 6 kilometers per hour!"
"Hiss, Si Guoyi!" Everyone exclaimed.
At this moment, Kisame Kisaki suddenly accelerated, reaching the speed of light in an instant, and disappeared, leaving only the people standing there with their hair twisted.
"What about others?"
"What just happened?"
Everyone was stunned and didn't even understand how Kisame had disappeared.
Only Zabuza could see it clearly. His pupils shrank and he was shocked: "Unexpectedly...I actually installed rockets on the bicycle and relied on the power of the rockets to accelerate. What a genius idea!"
Although Zabuza was convinced in his heart, he still had a very disdainful look on his face, and said harshly: "Kakisaki Kisame is a fool. Putting rockets on a bicycle is completely unnecessary. It would be nice to just take off with the rockets, but also What kind of bike do you want?”
After a while, Kisame Inikigaki brought the bride to the wedding venue.
Everyone in the audience has already arrived, and Jie has been waiting on the stage for a long time.
Seeing Kisame Kisame and his sister walking slowly towards him, Zed asked, "Are you willing... to marry the bride?"
"I do." Mikigaki Kisame said.
Zed turned around and asked, "Are you willing to...marry the groom?"
"I do." The girl said.
"Xingxi. Play music and eat!" Jie shouted, waving his hands, applauding and walked off the stage.
Suddenly, a person slowly walked into the guests present.
Although the person who came was a ninja from Hidden Mist Village, there was no problem, but Zed sensed that there was someone in his shadow.
As the person came closer and closer, Jie was shocked, because he had already sensed who this person was, it was actually Jiraiya!
Jiraiya used the 'Toad Shadow Control Technique'.
After injecting chakra into the opponent's shadow, your body becomes very thin and merges with the opponent's shadow. You can control the opponent's mind and body for a period of time, and you can also control the opponent's dialogue.The user must hold his breath during the activation of the Ninjutsu. Once he breathes, the Ninjutsu will be automatically released and the user's body will return to its original shape.
This technique is very powerful, but unfortunately no one in the shadows can escape the perception of disaster.
At this time, Jiraiya didn't know that he had been exposed, and was in the crowd asking for information from the people next to him.
Seeing this, Zed quickly took out his phone. After dialing the number, he said to the other end of the phone: "Nai Zute!"
Before the wedding was over, Jiraiya left here and prepared to go to the Mizukage Building.
The reason why he sneaked into Kirigakure Village was because of the prediction made by the Great Toad Immortal.
Originally, Jiraiya was traveling at this time. He took a dip in the bath every day, picked up food on the way, and then went to the tavern to get drunk. Every day was a joy.
But after getting drunk again, he found that Shima Sennin had reverse channeled him.
"Where is this?" Jiraiya asked in confusion.
"Little Jiraiya, wake up quickly, something big has happened." Shima Sennin said quickly when he saw that he finally woke up.
"What's wrong?" Jiraiya realized at this moment that he had arrived at Mt. Miaomu.
"The Great Toad Immortal has a new prophecy and is eager to summon you." Fukasaku Immortal said.
"Ah?" After hearing this, Jiraiya woke up from the wine.
The three of them hurriedly went to see the Great Toad Immortal.
"You're here, Jiraiya." The Great Toad Immortal was closing his eyes to rest. When he saw them coming, he opened his eyes and said.
"Well, I wonder if you have any new prophecies to tell me?" Jiraiya asked respectfully.
"Just last night, I had the most terrifying dream... In the dream, a madman shouting 'Believe in the Holy Lord' destroyed the entire ninja world!" The Great Toad Sage said slowly.
"What?" The three of them were shocked.
"Who is he? Do you see his appearance clearly?" Jiraiya asked quickly.
The big toad fairy shook his head
"Then what time was it exactly? How did he destroy the ninja world?" Jiraiya asked.
The Great Toad Immortal continued to shake his head, "I only saw a thick fog, a vast fog. Go find it! The task of saving the world will be left to you!"
Jiraiya left Mount Miaomu with a solemn expression.
After thinking carefully, he felt that the heavy fog mentioned by the Great Toad Immortal was probably the Hidden Mist Village. This was the most suitable place, so he immediately sneaked in to inquire for information.
"It's great if we investigate that woman directly. Why do we have to steal their burgers?"
"Didn't I say it? There's a secret to burgers, otherwise why didn't she ask Kisame to do something else?"
"Can't you finish your meal first and then do something else?"
Zed was stunned for a moment, what he said seemed to make sense, but he immediately retorted: "Go ahead, my intuition is very accurate."
Seeing that he was so stubborn, Ye Cang could only do as he was told. After finding a piece of paper, he wrote it and threw it into the restaurant with a kunai.
"Whoosh!" With a sound, the kunai was caught by Kisame's two fingers.
"What's wrong?" The girl was surprised and asked.
Kisame Kisaki shook his head, opened the note and read it.
The note said: I'll wait for you outside.
"Someone is looking for me, I'll go out for a while." After Mikigaki Kisame put down the note, he stood up and walked out of the restaurant. There was no one outside the restaurant. After waiting for a while, no one came, so he went back to the restaurant.
After returning, Kisame Kisaki looked at the empty table and was stunned: "Where is the food?"
"Huh? I don't know!" The girl who had been peeking at the dried persimmons Kisame outside the door just now looked down and found that the table was empty.
The two looked around and found nothing unusual, so they had to order again.
Outside the restaurant, Zed was enjoying himself with his burger.
"How is it?" Ye Cang asked.
"It tastes good," Zed said vaguely.
"Who asked you this? Is there something wrong with the hamburger?"
"I ate too fast and didn't pay attention. How about...we steal it again?"
"You...I shouldn't believe you." Ye Cang pretended to leave.
"Wait a minute," Zed grabbed her wrist and said, "We haven't investigated clearly yet."
"What's there to investigate? You're worrying too much, they're just having a normal meal." Ye Cang said as he shook off Zed's hand.
"No, it's not that simple. Based on my intuition, there must be something wrong here. I guarantee it with my reputation."
"Okay... I'll trust you once." Ye Cang saw that he was so confident in his words and chose to believe him.
"Whoosh!" Another kunai flew into the restaurant and was caught by Kisame Kisaki. The same words were still written on the note.
Kisame Kisaki walked out of the restaurant again, but it was still empty. This time he didn't wait and went back to the restaurant.
"..." The two looked at each other, and the food disappeared again.
"Damn it, who is playing tricks on us?" Kisame Kisaki was a little angry. Who stole their hamburgers two or three times?Isn’t it just a burger? Can’t you afford it?
"Mr. Ganshi, how about we change places?" the girl suggested.
"No, please wait a moment. I'll go search." Kisame Mikigaki searched carefully around a kilometer in radius, but found nothing.
After a while.
"How's it going? Is there any problem?" Ye Cang looked at Zed eating a burger and asked doubtfully.
"The problem is big!"
"what happened?"
"I ate too much!" Zed said with a burp.
"Damn it, are you kidding me?" Ye Cang grabbed his collar and said angrily.
At this time, Zed also understood that he was overthinking, but he still showed off his strength and said: "Okay, I admit, maybe my analysis is a little biased. There may be no problem with the burger, but there is definitely a problem with that woman."
"What do you want?" Ye Cang asked after letting go of Jie.
"Let's investigate that woman next. You go and lure Kisame Makigaki out, and I'll take the opportunity to go in and interrogate that woman."
"I'm not going!" Ye Cang said impatiently.
"Help me one last time, I guarantee it on my honor."
"You have no reputation anymore. You just guaranteed it."
"Then I will vouch for my brother's reputation as a passerby."
"..." Ye Cang rolled his eyes and threw another kunai into the restaurant.
"Baga, here we go again..." Kisame Kisaki caught the kunai angrily and threw it back directly towards the trajectory it came from.
"Who will build the water escape dam!" Kisame Kisaki stood up, began to form seals, and spat out a vast ocean from his mouth, which instantly destroyed the entire restaurant.
When Zed and Ye Cang saw the furious Kisame Kisame, they ran away decisively, and only dared to come out after Kisame Kisame and his sister left.
"Are you satisfied now?" Ye Cang looked at the ruins and said, "I just want to have a meal, you have to go and disturb me."
"Impossible, my analysis will never be wrong. There is definitely something wrong with that woman." Zed's face lit up when he saw the girl in the distance dragging Kisame to the cinema, "Did you see that? She must be trying to connect with other people in a crowded place.”
"Fuck you! I think you are the one with the problem. I have to be crazy to believe your crazy words and do such boring things with you here!" Ye Cang turned around and left in anger.
.........
Thinking of this, Zed came back to his senses and took the invitation from the mummy Kisame.
Unexpectedly, after a year of crazy pursuit by the girl, the two finally achieved success.
"One more thing, I would like to ask you to officiate this wedding for us." Mikigaki Kisame said.
"No problem." Zed agreed quickly. Neither of them had parents, so it was most appropriate for him, a highly respected person, to host the ceremony.
the next day.
Kisame Inikigaki marries his bride on a bicycle, causing a lot of exclamations as he walks on the road.
“Oh my God, it’s the legendary luxury car and bicycle!”
"Yes, and it's a limited edition qq Maserati Nicholas bicycle worth 3500 billion!"
Inkisaki Kisame instantly became the most eye-catching cub in the village!
In this era, bicycles have just been invented, and riding a bicycle is a very popular thing.
An artist who likes cycling once said: Cycling is cool, and coolness is art!
"Tch, isn't it just a bicycle? I also have a tractor at home. Have I shown off?" Zabuza said sourly on the side of the road.
Everyone next to him was shocked and looked at Zabuza. Unexpectedly, there was another wealthy man, and tractors were getting expensive.
Just listen to Zabuza continue: "Moreover, my tractor has an automatic transmission. I also added eight jet engines to it, so it can reach a speed of 6 kilometers per hour!"
"Hiss, Si Guoyi!" Everyone exclaimed.
At this moment, Kisame Kisaki suddenly accelerated, reaching the speed of light in an instant, and disappeared, leaving only the people standing there with their hair twisted.
"What about others?"
"What just happened?"
Everyone was stunned and didn't even understand how Kisame had disappeared.
Only Zabuza could see it clearly. His pupils shrank and he was shocked: "Unexpectedly...I actually installed rockets on the bicycle and relied on the power of the rockets to accelerate. What a genius idea!"
Although Zabuza was convinced in his heart, he still had a very disdainful look on his face, and said harshly: "Kakisaki Kisame is a fool. Putting rockets on a bicycle is completely unnecessary. It would be nice to just take off with the rockets, but also What kind of bike do you want?”
After a while, Kisame Inikigaki brought the bride to the wedding venue.
Everyone in the audience has already arrived, and Jie has been waiting on the stage for a long time.
Seeing Kisame Kisame and his sister walking slowly towards him, Zed asked, "Are you willing... to marry the bride?"
"I do." Mikigaki Kisame said.
Zed turned around and asked, "Are you willing to...marry the groom?"
"I do." The girl said.
"Xingxi. Play music and eat!" Jie shouted, waving his hands, applauding and walked off the stage.
Suddenly, a person slowly walked into the guests present.
Although the person who came was a ninja from Hidden Mist Village, there was no problem, but Zed sensed that there was someone in his shadow.
As the person came closer and closer, Jie was shocked, because he had already sensed who this person was, it was actually Jiraiya!
Jiraiya used the 'Toad Shadow Control Technique'.
After injecting chakra into the opponent's shadow, your body becomes very thin and merges with the opponent's shadow. You can control the opponent's mind and body for a period of time, and you can also control the opponent's dialogue.The user must hold his breath during the activation of the Ninjutsu. Once he breathes, the Ninjutsu will be automatically released and the user's body will return to its original shape.
This technique is very powerful, but unfortunately no one in the shadows can escape the perception of disaster.
At this time, Jiraiya didn't know that he had been exposed, and was in the crowd asking for information from the people next to him.
Seeing this, Zed quickly took out his phone. After dialing the number, he said to the other end of the phone: "Nai Zute!"
Before the wedding was over, Jiraiya left here and prepared to go to the Mizukage Building.
The reason why he sneaked into Kirigakure Village was because of the prediction made by the Great Toad Immortal.
Originally, Jiraiya was traveling at this time. He took a dip in the bath every day, picked up food on the way, and then went to the tavern to get drunk. Every day was a joy.
But after getting drunk again, he found that Shima Sennin had reverse channeled him.
"Where is this?" Jiraiya asked in confusion.
"Little Jiraiya, wake up quickly, something big has happened." Shima Sennin said quickly when he saw that he finally woke up.
"What's wrong?" Jiraiya realized at this moment that he had arrived at Mt. Miaomu.
"The Great Toad Immortal has a new prophecy and is eager to summon you." Fukasaku Immortal said.
"Ah?" After hearing this, Jiraiya woke up from the wine.
The three of them hurriedly went to see the Great Toad Immortal.
"You're here, Jiraiya." The Great Toad Immortal was closing his eyes to rest. When he saw them coming, he opened his eyes and said.
"Well, I wonder if you have any new prophecies to tell me?" Jiraiya asked respectfully.
"Just last night, I had the most terrifying dream... In the dream, a madman shouting 'Believe in the Holy Lord' destroyed the entire ninja world!" The Great Toad Sage said slowly.
"What?" The three of them were shocked.
"Who is he? Do you see his appearance clearly?" Jiraiya asked quickly.
The big toad fairy shook his head
"Then what time was it exactly? How did he destroy the ninja world?" Jiraiya asked.
The Great Toad Immortal continued to shake his head, "I only saw a thick fog, a vast fog. Go find it! The task of saving the world will be left to you!"
Jiraiya left Mount Miaomu with a solemn expression.
After thinking carefully, he felt that the heavy fog mentioned by the Great Toad Immortal was probably the Hidden Mist Village. This was the most suitable place, so he immediately sneaked in to inquire for information.
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