The legend of the clone behind the scenes of Naruto

"No need!" Namikaze Minato used Flying Thunder God and left the village.

He had sent a large number of ninjas to look for Uzumaki Kushina before, but now the time was too short and he had not found her yet. He was so anxious that he planned to go out of the village to search for her personally.

"Don't be polite to me." Pikachu said as he followed with his power.

Orochimaru had already given Hashirama cells to Pikachu in order to let Pikachu return to the village with him.Now he can use kaleidoscope whenever he wants and no longer has to worry about side effects.

Pikachu put up a pergola with his hands and looked at the mountains in the distance. His favorite thing in the entire ninja world was the Land of Fire.The natural environment here is beautiful with mountains and clear waters, birds singing and flowers fragrant, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.

"Then you and I will split up." Namikaze Minato wasn't in such a good mood right now, so he was about to leave after saying that.

"No, what if I get lost?" Pikachu quickly followed.

Throughout the afternoon, the two of them searched for a hundred miles around Konoha Village, but unfortunately found nothing.

"Let's take a rest." Pikachu said, looking at a tea shop in front of him.

"Okay." After searching for so long, Namikaze Minato felt a little tired.

The two sat down and drank tea.

After a while, several people appeared in the distance, cursing and walking over.

"Boss!" One of them slapped the table and shouted loudly: "Hurry up and serve tea!"

"Okay, please wait a moment!" The boss's voice came from behind the door curtain.

Then, they began to talk about what they had just encountered.

"It's really scary!"

"Yeah, that damn crazy woman."

"We just went to get a drink of water and she almost killed us."

"It's all that damn guy's fault. Why did he tease her when he had nothing to do?"

"Let's drink the water and leave quickly, in case she comes after us again."

"That's right, I can't afford to offend you, I can't afford to offend you!"

Namikaze Minato and Pikachu heard their voices and understood what happened.

There was a river not far away. When they passed the river, they were thirsty and wanted to drink some water.

However, before they got close to the river, they saw a fair-skinned and beautiful woman standing there.

Originally, they shouldn't have much interaction, but one of them happened to be a bitch and insisted on teasing her.

As a result, they saw the river water turn into densely packed qianben flying towards them.

The man who was teasing her was the closest to her, and he was stuck like a hedgehog before he could dodge.

The others were far away, and there were trees around to block them. In addition, the woman did not chase them, so they escaped unharmed.

"Come on, let's go take a look." Namikaze Minato put down his tea cup and said, which sounded very much like Kushina's character.

"Okay." Pikachu quickly followed.

When they arrived at the river, the two hid behind a big tree. They didn't see anyone by the river, but they saw someone taking a bath in the river.

"I can't see clearly." Pikachu immediately opened his Sharingan.

"Haga!" Minato Namikaze roared and quickly covered his eyes.

"what are you doing?"

"What do you think? That's my wife, you're not allowed to look at her."

"I didn't see it clearly, and besides, I'm just a squirrel, and I can't understand it!" Just after Pikachu finished speaking, a copy of "Heat Relief Paradise" fell out of his pocket.

"..." Namikaze Minato picked up the book and fell into silence.

"I said I haven't seen it, do you believe it?" Pikachu still wanted to quibble.

"Turn around." Namikaze Minato said coldly.

"Okay." Pikachu turned around, looked at Namikaze Minato who was standing there and said, "Why are you still standing there? Go and take your wife back to the village."

"It's too far away, and I can't see clearly. Is that Kushina?"

"Why don't you just go over and take a look."

"No, what if it doesn't cause trouble? Let's wait until she finishes taking a shower."

"What are you afraid of? She can still eat you."

"I'm afraid Kushina will find out."

"Oh oh oh, I understand. It's sad that you don't have any family throne." Pikachu teased: "Don't worry, I won't tell Kushina."

"Do you think I will believe you?" Namikaze Minato glanced at Pikachu angrily: "It's not all because of you that I live a life worse than death. Kushina used to be so considerate."

"Haha, can you blame me for this? If you do, you can only blame yourself for not being domineering enough to control your wife."

Namikaze Minato is known as the 'little sun' of the ninja world, with a warm and sunny personality.

"Domineering?" Namikaze Minato asked doubtfully.

"That's right, if you want a woman to love you, admire you, and obey you, you have to pay attention to methods."

"What method? You're not even a human being...have you ever been in love?" Namikaze Minato obviously didn't believe it.

"Huh, so what if I'm not a human being? I'm an expert who has read tens of thousands of romance novels. I have a lot of experience."

"Really? Please enlighten me!" Namikaze Minato asked with a serious expression and bowed.

"Listen, it's useless to just pamper a woman. Women all like domineering men."

"Oh, go on."

"First of all, you need to change the way you speak."

"how to change?"

"How do you usually talk to Kushina?"

"It's just..." Namikaze Minato hesitated for a moment, then said truthfully: "Kushina, you can't do this. Kushina, this is wrong. Kushina, don't do it next time."

"...Uh!" Pikachu slapped his head and said speechlessly: "Are you her husband or her mother?"

"...She always does wrong things, what can I do?" Namikaze Minato also felt that he had been nagging a bit recently.

"The way you speak is very important. Listen carefully, you must say this in the future:

How dare you resist me? Well, you succeeded in getting my attention!

Woman, you are challenging my patience!

Woman, you are playing with fire!

If you were trying to piss me off on purpose, I'm telling you, you succeeded!

If you don't repent, I will become the man you will never have!

It's getting colder, it's time to let other villages be pacified!

I will let the whole world know that you are Hokage's woman! "

"..." Namikaze Minato was so shocked by him, what was he talking about?

Just listen to Pikachu continue: "Take these 100 billion and spend them. You are not allowed to return to the village until you spend them all!"

"We really can't do this. Where did I get 100 billion? Our family would have gone bankrupt a long time ago." Namikaze Minato said with a grimace.

"Okay, you can practice other words first. And when you speak, it's best to add some actions, such as: press her against the wall, then pinch her chin, or pinch her neck......"

"Wait, why are you doing this? Usually I only pinch their necks and remove their jaws when facing enemies."

"You don't understand even if I tell you, just do as you are told. By the way, be gentle when you do it. You are holding her chin, not removing her chin." Pikachu glanced at Namikaze Minato, worried that he would arrive. Time turned the romantic drama into a thriller.

"Oh." Namikaze Minato nodded.

"And your laughter needs to be changed too," Pikachu continued.

"How to change it?" Namikaze Minato asked.

"Be personal, like this: Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!"

"...Is this the sound that a person can make when he laughs?" Namikaze Minato had a dark look on his face.

"It's okay, I don't want to laugh like this, there are other things, such as: Gu la la la la la la, fufufufufufufufu, hoohoooooooooooooo!"

"Okay, don't talk anymore. If you have nothing to do, just go back to the village." Namikaze Minato couldn't stand listening anymore and said after looking at the figures in the distance who were still in the water.

"I haven't finished speaking yet. Your eyes also need to change."

"No need!" Namikaze Minato didn't have any expectations for him. It was because he was stupid that he thought Pikachu had any good ideas.

"Hey, you're welcome." Pikachu said quickly: "The look in your eyes makes people feel too warm. So, when you look at people in the future, you must look at them with three parts indifference, three parts disdain, three parts domineering, and three parts Majesty, three points of arrogance, three points..."

"Then I might have to have a few more pairs of eyes to be able to express so many looks at the same time." Minato Namikaze interrupted, he had never been so speechless in his life.

"I'm begging you, if you're okay, can you go back to the village first and stop torturing me here?" Namikaze Minato looked at the figure in the distance, still in the water, and thought about it carefully, it's time to take a bath Isn't it a bit too long?