Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

[Tip, the first twenty chapters or so are a bit tedious due to the author's poor writing skills and failure to control the rhythm. But it has sped up later, and according to reader feedback, it’s pretty good. Fu Wei reference. 】

On the vast sea, Xu Wei drove his small raft and took the only two crew members, started the boat of creation and traveled to the third world.

In view of the bad experiences in the previous two worlds, he decided not to be so rampant in this world.

To avoid repeating the same mistakes.

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Captain: Xu Wei

Crew: Eric Zan (50-year-old mute uncle, double bass player, lonely performer, the man who watches Truninbra)

Pinocchio (a puppet whose nose grows longer when he tells lies, from an unknown world)

There was actually a crew member.

But neither Xu Wei nor Eric Zan wanted to mention him. Because of his various inappropriate behaviors in the past, such as bumping into the captain, disobeying orders, being idle, not looking at others, bullying colleagues, etc., he was locked up in a small dark room by Xu Wei He kept thinking about it, waiting until one day he figured it out before letting it go.

But Eric Zan thinks this day will never come to pass.

One more sentence.

Because the first two worlds were too dangerous, he was unable to establish a fleet base there and was unable to obtain sustained income, resulting in him being extremely poor now.

He only needs to use the Ark of Creation to establish fleet bases in all the worlds, and he can harvest the 'power' - the special currency of the Ark of Creation, which has infinite magical uses.

He desperately hopes to make a name for himself in this third world.

On the vast expanse of sea, drifting this lonely raft.

The raft was no more than three meters long, but it carried three people. Fortunately, Pinocchio was light, which reduced the burden on the raft.

"Captain, you keep saying that we have some means to suppress the situation. I'm curious about what exactly it is?"

Pinocchio lies on the raft and his nose turns into a propeller to push the raft forward.

"You want to know?"

"Just tell me."

"Well, it seems it's time to let you know this secret."

Before Pinocchio could be happy, Xu Wei changed his voice and said, "As long as you can find the mainland today, I will agree to let Uncle Zan tell you."

"real?!"

"You will die a good death if you lie to others!"

Xu Wei said it categorically, and Pinocchio believed it.

Even though his captain went crazy occasionally, he never regretted what he said.

Then,

We must find the mainland today!

Pinocchio looked at the sea with gleaming eyes, and his smooth lips slowly opened: "I'm very handsome!"

"You're crazy!" Xu Wei was shocked and quickly told Uncle Zan to grab the handle of the raft and stick tightly to the raft, "It's just rowing, why use such a big trick."

After Pinocchio said the words "I am handsome", his nose stretched again, and then spiraled in the water to form a huge spiral machine.

"Are you ready? I'm going to start!"

The fan blades of the screw machine began to rotate, faster and faster, until a huge roar reached the sea...

The raft flew out with a whoosh!

……

The sun sets over the western mountains and the clouds are stained with red clouds.

The pure white sky looks like a girl's blushing face under the reflection of the setting sun.

"Pinocchio, why don't you take a break."

Xu Wei spoke with difficulty. As soon as he finished speaking, a strong wind rushed into his mouth and went straight into his throat.

"Captain, I discovered the mainland!"

"what?!"

Xu Wei stood up excitedly and found the mainland ahead. He could also see human buildings on the mainland and people walking on the beach.

"awesome!"

"Captain be careful!"

"I am fine."

A trace of pride flashed across Xu Wei's mediocre face, and he clamped the bulges on the raft with his feet slightly. He stood in a daze, and no matter howling the wind, he could not be shaken.

"It's a joke. Who am I? I am a dignified person...uh, by the way, what is the name of our fleet?"

Pinocchio covered his face and said in despair: "Our fleet has no name, and you haven't chosen one yet."

"That's it!" Xu Wei suddenly realized: "No matter what, I am a dignified captain. How can I be afraid of such a small wind and waves?"

"Uh... I mean, our ship might... Ah!"

Before he could finish his sentence, the raft capsized!

The fishermen on the beach were watching the approaching raft with interest when they suddenly discovered that the front section of the raft was tilted up. Due to the speed of sailing, the entire raft rotated 360 degrees in the air.

"Ah hahaha, I'm laughing so hard, there are such stupid fishermen!"

The fishermen on the shore burst into jeers.

"Maybe it's not a fisherman. According to my experience, the person who can do such stupid things must be a pirate."

"Stop joking, uncle, have you ever seen such a poor pirate? A raft!"

"Ahahahaha!!!"

The raft spun and hit the sea. I don't know if it was a coincidence, but the raft did not turn over. Xu and Wei were still on top of the raft.

Pinocchio quietly retracted his nose and said, "Captain, can you understand what they are saying?"

"I can understand a little bit."

"Oh my god, you are indeed a captain, you can actually understand the language of this world." Pinocchio patted the horse habitually, and then asked curiously: "Then what did they say?"

"idiot!"

"Huh? What?"

Xu Wei said: "Baga means a series of words such as bastard, fool, fool, etc."

Pinocchio: "As expected of the captain, your wisdom is unfathomable... Wait, you mean, these people are scolding us?"

"Um!"

"Uncle Zan means that you finally reacted, my little cutie."

Pinocchio was furious, "That's unreasonable. The locals are so rude! Look at me. I'm very——"

Before he could say the word 'handsome', Xu Wei covered his mouth.

"calm."

"You can't learn from Uncle Zan. Don't panic when things happen, think before you act, and learn to remain silent."

Ok?

A few beads of sweat broke out on Pinocchio's forehead.

In the previous world, I was not so panicked when faced with the impermanence of black and white, nor was I so nervous when I met the King of Birds...

‘The captain asked me to learn from Uncle Zan, and also asked me to learn to remain silent? ’

‘Uncle Zan is mute! ’

'Could it be...'

Pinocchio's thoughts flew farther and farther, until the raft docked, he was still thinking absent-mindedly, and the sweat on his forehead became more and more.

"Uh huh." Eric Zan looked at Pinocchio and shook his head pitifully.

Xu Wei also sighed, lifted Pinocchio on his shoulders and walked ashore in three or two steps. He knew that Pinocchio would not be able to recover for a while.

How could such a good puppet man have such a problem?

Could it be that the screws are rusty?

"Uncle Zan, why don't we find a carpenter to check it for him? Keeping it like this is not an option."

"Um!"

"Okay, as long as you agree, I'll let him know when he wakes up."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?"

"Will he object? Don't be afraid. Two votes to one. I declare his objection invalid."

Xu Wei tied a rope to the raft and then fixed it with a wooden cone to prevent the raft from being washed away by the waves.

Looking at the fishermen on the shore, Xu Wei frowned.

These fishermen were still pointing at the three of them. Although the sarcastic voices were lower, he could still hear them, especially the sound of "Baga" from time to time, which made him feel a little angry.

If they weren't still unclear about the current situation in the world, Xu Wei would have to let them know what it means to have trouble come from the mouth.

Originally, Xu Wei's character was considered to be domineering.

Especially after getting the boat of creation.

It was simply arrogant to the extreme.

All I have to do is carry a loudspeaker and play "How Lonely Is Invincible".

But the first world he traveled through gave him a heavy blow, and his tail that was raised to the sky was slapped back into his stomach.

Now when I think back to the time I spent in the Ke system...

Still feeling chilly.

"Uncle Zan, when you look for a suitable target, you must at least solve the language barrier problem first."

Eric Zan nodded, his blue pupils scanning the fishermen, his eyes stopped on a gangster in the corner who was beating someone, and he slowly walked towards him.

Xu Wei found a flat ground and sat down.

"Pinocchio, Pinocchio?" After calling twice, Pinocchio still didn't reply, so Xu Wei stopped wasting his words.

In fact, he can forcefully awaken Pinocchio.

Punch him, kick him, whatever hurts Pinocchio, you can bring him back to his senses.

However, Xu Wei thought about it and gave up the idea.

There’s no need to fight now anyway…