Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Teacher Puff squatted on the ground in grievance, hugging her head and crying.

She finally understood what had happened. The two people thought she was a bad person and kidnapped Patrick.

It's so pitiful that she stayed at home all the time and just slept for no reason. How could she become a bad person?

The chubby Mr. Puff started to cry, he was quite delicate.

It wasn't until Spongebob and Patrick came out to comfort him, and after seeing acquaintances, Teacher Puff's mood stabilized a little.

Several people combed through it from beginning to end and finally figured out the ins and outs.

Speaking of this matter, we have to mention Teacher Puff’s marriage situation. She got married more than ten years ago, and her husband is also an agouti creature. The two have a very good relationship.

However, something unexpected happened, and her husband was kidnapped by humans and turned into a bedside chandelier.

Teacher Puff was naturally heartbroken. Although Mr. Krabs broke into her world again, she could never forget her husband.

Things were supposed to develop smoothly like this, but she suddenly got a mysterious fishing rod.

"It turns out that you created the legend of the mysterious fishhook."

Xu Wei thought of Sandy's horror story.

In other words, the root cause of the mysterious fishhook catching furniture is that Mr. Puff is looking for his poor husband.

"But, if you're fishing for furniture, you're fishing for furniture. Why did you attack us just a moment ago and kidnap Patrick?"

"It wasn't me, the fishing rod made it on its own."

Wiping away her tears, Teacher Puff explained:

"Although I can use a fishing rod, it seems to have its own rules and sometimes acts on its own. That night I noticed that it caught something, and I thought it was Patrick Star, but I didn't pay attention at the time...

Sorry, Patrick.

I really don’t know it’s you, otherwise I definitely wouldn’t let it do bad things. "

"It's okay, Teacher Puff." Pai Daxing waved his hand without any concern.

His emotions came and went quickly. He was crying about the troubles of being kidnapped before, but now he has completely forgotten about it.

Xu Wei and Katakuri looked at each other, and Katakuri nodded slightly. He believed what Mr. Puff said and it didn't seem to be false.

At this time, a voice suddenly sounded from behind several people.

"It turns out that the artifact in the sky has always been in your hands, and you still use it as a tool for fishing furniture. What a waste of resources!"

Xu Wei looked back, but it was Poseidon standing in front of him.

There is no shouting or killing, the current Poseidon has a very peaceful temperament, and his eyes when looking at the mysterious fishhook are very complicated.

"Poseidon, you said it's called a sky artifact?" Xu Wei asked, holding up his fishing rod.

"Yes, it is the weapon of the God of the Sky, so naturally it is called the Sky Artifact."

It's such a simple and straightforward name.

It's not as good as the mysterious fishhook.

Xu Wei complained secretly and continued: "Tell me, what is going on."

"Did you know that there were originally three natural gods in this world, namely the God of the Sky, the God of the Earth, and I, the God of the Ocean? The three of us controlled our respective areas and maintained the normal operation of the world.

But first the God of the Earth fell into silence, leaving only his artifacts to keep the world running.

Soon, the God of the Sky also fell into silence, and the whereabouts of the Sky Artifact were unknown.

I've been looking for it for a long time, but I didn't expect it to fall into your hands..." As he said that, he glanced at Mr. Puff with hatred.

"It stands to reason that if you get a sky artifact, as long as you carefully explore its functions, you have a great chance of gaining the authority of the sky god... but you use it to catch furniture..."

I am so angry! Poseidon was angry and helpless.

"I don't want any authority, I just want my husband back."

"you!"

It was the first time someone had contradicted him like this. Poseidon glared angrily and grabbed the fishing rod, "I'll help you catch it!"

"..."

Xu Wei looked at his empty palm, then at the fishing rod in Poseidon's hand, and was silent for a moment.

Addicted to the story, unable to extricate himself, he was unexpectedly attacked.

It seems that Poseidon also has great knowledge in the art of empty hands.

"I said Poseidon, it is my trophy now, don't mess around with it."

"Humph!"

Poseidon did not speak. Poseidon threw the fishing rod, and a black fishhook appeared out of thin air on the fishing line, penetrating into the void and hanging in the void.

Two minutes later, finish!

On the fishhook, there is a pale desk lamp covered with fleshy spines. The moment he saw this thing, Teacher Puff burst into tears and hugged the lamp tightly.

"It turns out that Teacher Puff still has this kind of twists and turns in love."

Spongebob was moved to tears.

"Teacher Puff's husband is back, what about Mr. Krabs?"

"Don't worry, Mr. Krabs will solve it. They have been in love for more than ten years."

……

After catching the agouti lamp, Poseidon tossed the fishing rod casually.

"Since the sky artifact has chosen you, it means that you are very divine. I hope you can shoulder the responsibility of the god of the sky."

It’s really tiring to sort out this world by myself.

"Wait! What do you mean?"

Xu Wei grabbed the Poseidon who was about to leave and said, "I have no intention of becoming the God of the Sky."

"You don't want to be the god of the sky? This is a god!"

"What's so strange about gods? I have gods under my command, even the God of Thunder."

"..." Poseidon shook his head.

"It doesn't matter. I have to go back and build another trident. As for what to do with this sky artifact, it's up to you. As long as it is destroyed, haha, I believe you won't be so cruel."

As soon as the words fell, Poseidon turned into a pool of sea water and disappeared.

He wasn't lying, he was really anxious to go back and rebuild the trident.

Looking at the disappearing Poseidon, Xu Wei was quite surprised.

Looking at the sky artifact in my hand, I feel like I have a toothache. The Boat of Creation has just reminded me that as a unique sky artifact, if I want to take it away from this world, I have to either take it with me or spend power points to wash it away...

"The Poseidon Trident doesn't have to be cleaned before it can be taken away, right?"

[No, Poseidon Trident is not unique. 】

"Ship of Creation, do you recycle the junk?"

[You said it’s broken, why should I recycle it? 】

Xu Wei felt that the sky artifact was a bit hot.

If it is taken away without being cleansed, the world consciousness of this world will definitely be furious, which will be bad for the base.

If you whitewash it, it's okay, which is equivalent to buying it from the world consciousness...but it requires power value...

"The consciousness of the world sent this fishing rod in front of me. Isn't it just digging a hole for me and trying to defraud me of my power value?"

"After all, power values ​​are also of great use to world consciousness."

"Humph! I saw through the profiteer at a glance!"

Back at the dessert restaurant, Xu Wei thought about it again and again, and decided to leave without the fishing rod for the time being. In comparison, power points were more important, and he only had 40 points now, so the more he used, the less he would get.

Half a month later,

Squidward's concert ended successfully.

And Xu Wei also visited several surrounding beaches, such as Bikini Castle, Black Silk Castle, Spectacle Castle...

"Let's set sail for the next world!"

……