Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Xu Wei now has two summoning quotas.

There are slight differences between the two quotas, one is directional summoning and the other is random summoning.

Directional summoning only targets the fourth world, the SpongeBob SquarePants world. As long as Xu Wei wants to, he can summon a crew member from the SpongeBob SquarePants world, just like he summoned Thor.

It's just that the world of SpongeBob SquarePants is too special, and Xu Wei didn't expect any valuable crew members, so it has been useless.

And randomly summoned.

This is very simple, it's a random world, a random plane, a random creature... just like the original summoning of Patrick.

Finally, Xu Wei can exchange these two summoning quotas for information about the next world.

Looking at the contents of the interface of the Boat of Creation,

Xu Wei fell into deep thought.

Before, he was thinking about accumulating two quotas to exchange for information on the next world, but now, he is a little shaken.

"Sometimes, the unknown is also a kind of beauty~"

Unexpectedly, Xu Wei suddenly made up his mind——

Use the randomly summoned quota!

Even if he doesn't know the information about the next world, Xu Wei is confident that he can control it vertically and horizontally.

"Summon me!!!"

[Received, summoning...]

[Searching for world plane...successfully locked! 】

[Locking the summon candidate...successfully locked! 】

[The new crew is on the way...]

Xu Wei:? ? ?

What does it mean?

Why is my crew member still on the way? Does he think he is Diao Chan?

"Ark of Creation, do you hold a grudge?"

After waiting for a few minutes, no new crew members showed up, and Xu Wei was furious.

"Isn't it just that I had some conflicts with you last time? As for holding grudges for so long? Starting from Patrick Star, you will not send the crew directly to me."

[Sorry, I don’t understand what you are talking about. 】

"***"

Xu Wei suddenly missed the good old days.

At that time, the sky was blue, the clouds were white, and the folk customs were simple.

As long as you summon the crew, you can deliver the goods directly to your door. It was most direct when you summoned Thor. He parachuted directly to his ship without Xu Wei having to worry about it.

But now...

If the boat of creation fails to learn, it may also reach the stage of rebellion.

"Okay, just wait, I have a lot of time anyway."

"But you have to tell me who this new crew member is!"

[Tip, due to interference from multiple planes, his name cannot be accurately defined...]

Before Xu Wei could jump, the boat of creation changed his voice and said:

[About his identity, there is the following information...]

[Nuwa's refining of stones has become absurd, and she is acting absurd again. If you lose the true realm of ghosts, you will become a stinker when you come to kiss in a fantasy way. It is good to know that luck will fail, and gold will be without color. It is a pity that good-looking jade will not shine. The bones are as white as a mountain and the surname has been forgotten. It is nothing more than the young master and Hongzhuang. 】

[My Dharma does not annoy sentient beings, nor does it cause terror due to poison. But with digging one's heart one can see one's true nature, and love and ruthlessness share the same family. 】

"Ah this?"

Suddenly seeing two ancient poems with great literary talent, Xu Wei didn't react for a while.

However, although the ancient poetry is profound, Xu Wei is not a blind scholar, so he can still interpret it slightly.

Obviously, the Ark of Creation provides two poems that describe this new crew member. Not to mention the identity of this new crew member, judging from these two poems, they must be extraordinary.

When Thor, the majestic God of the North, came, he only introduced himself: I am Thor, the God of Thunder.

It is worth using two obscure ancient poems to introduce the boat of creation. Is it some kind of big shot?

Xu Wei interprets word for word...

"Nuwa refining stones? This is interesting."

When it comes to Nuwa's stone refining, I'm afraid most junior high school students can answer this question. Everyone knows about the famous Journey to the West.

In Journey to the West, there is a product of Nuwa's stone refining-Sun Wukong.

Xu Wei's heart trembled, "Is it Sun Wukong? The Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Victory over Buddha?"

If he really is this big boss, Xu Wei feels that it is reasonable for the boat of creation to describe him in two poems. Even if the boat of creation is a golden finger, it may still be managed by the Jade Emperor...

Unbeknownst to Xu Wei, the boat of creation curled its lips.

He thought to himself: No matter how many times I have said it, don’t scold me in your heart, I can hear it.

Besides, the Jade Emperor? Why should he manage me? Is his wife the Queen Mother?

When Xu Wei continued to interpret the following verses, he no longer felt like Sun Wukong.

The ambiguity made Xu Wei rack his brains.

If only the previous poem had such an iconic message as "Nuwa refining stones".

Then the next one is even more difficult to understand.

"My method does not annoy sentient beings, nor does it cause terror due to poison..."

"It is said that thousands of methods come from Xuanmen. Could it be said that this new crew member is a member of Xuanmen? From this point of view, it goes back to Sun Wukong. No matter whether Sun Wukong is a Taoist or a Buddha, he cannot escape the word 'Xuan'. !”

"But...but and digging one's heart reveal one's true nature, and love and ruthlessness share the same family?"

What does this mean?

Xu Wei scratched his head, looked at the few hairs that had been scratched, and silently kicked them into his purse.

As long as you put your hair under the eaves, the fallen hair will grow back... Xu Wei has always believed in this unscientific truth, and has highly implemented and resolutely implemented it.

"Heart-poking...Has Sun Wukong's heart been poached?"

After thinking hard, Xu Wei suddenly said "ah".

He seemed to remember that one time in Journey to the West he passed through the Chechi Kingdom. There were three national masters in the Chechi Kingdom, known as the Great Immortal of Hu Power, the Great Immortal of Deer Power, and the Great Immortal of Sheep Power.

Sun Wukong had a gambling battle with three national masters, one of which involved disembowelling and gouging out the heart.

"hiss--"

"Is it possible that this big boss is really here?"

"I don't know if it's Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, or the Victorious Buddha..." Xu Wei has already made a guess about the identity of this new crew member, and estimates that he has a 70-80% credibility.

The key is that Sun Dasheng's life was too brilliant, and each stage seemed to have a different character.

If the Monkey King, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, comes, Xu Wei is worried that he will not be able to defeat him.

Thinking about it, Xu Wei's heart skipped a beat.

If Sun Wukong saw Patrick Star and Moonlight Moria, he shouted: "Hey! Monster, take a stick from me!!!"

Xu Wei has no doubt that Patrick Star will not be able to eat a stick!

This stick is too heavy, too heavy, and it is blessed by magical powers!

"It's over, it's over, why don't we let Patrick and the others go out and hide for a year or two."

……

Just when Xu Wei was restless, a black hole in time and space appeared in an unknown place in the ninja world.

After the black hole disappeared, a man appeared.

The face is like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the color is like the flowers of spring dawn, the temples are like knife cuts, the eyebrows are like ink paintings, the nose is like hanging gallbladder, and the eyes are like autumn waves.

Wearing a purple gold crown with hair and jewels on it, two dragons grabbing gold to smear the forehead, wearing a two-color gold dress with hundreds of butterflies and red arrow sleeves, tied with colorful silk knotted with long tassels and a palace sash covered with stone. Qingqihua Eight Tuan...

Originally, he looked like a young boy, full of anger and affection.

But at this time, his face was frosty. He just swept his eyebrows lightly and took in the surrounding situation. At the same time, he clarified what was ringing in his mind and made a decision in his heart.

"You sign a contract and you want me to be someone else's subordinate. How naive!"

"I want the benefits, but I don't take the responsibility!"

He is no longer the ignorant young man from a noble family who just chased rouge and pink.

At this moment, a man in red clouds and black robes passed by, glanced at the refined young man on the ground, and his eyes narrowed.

Orochimaru stopped and landed on a tree branch.

From what he could see, the young man on the ground was well-dressed. He looked like he was no ordinary person, and the type of clothing he wore was incompatible with this world. At least Orochimaru had never seen such a treasure-embedded purple gold crown and two dragons in the ninja world. Grab gold and wipe the forehead...

The most important thing is the person's temperament.

At first glance, Orochimaru couldn't find the exact words to describe it.

After thinking about it, he thought to himself: "I have forgotten the customs after seeing it, it is a treasure left behind!"

Orochimaru put his hands behind his back, looking at the boy and smiling, but he made a hand seal with his hands behind his back, using the sensory ninjutsu.

"Ok?"

"I can't find any information at all, but the breath in my body actually makes me feel trembling."

After just exploring for a while, Orochimaru immediately stopped.

Too dangerous.

It's like being under the sea thousands of meters deep, there is no sunlight around, only darkness.

Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a huge shadow swimming beneath his feet, and fear struck him.

Orochimaru's physical senses are the most agile. Thanks to the many ninjutsu he has practiced and his years of experience in fighting on the battlefield, he already has an intuitive sense of inspiration.

"Master!"

Orochimaru's heart was shocked, "Not inferior to the masters of Kakuzu!"

The two looked at each other, but neither one spoke first.

After a few breaths, Orochimaru spoke first.

"My name is Orochimaru, I haven't asked for advice yet..."

"Yang Jian!"

Orochimaru frowned and chewed on the name, "Yang Jian? This name is rather special. Since I have never heard of it, he is either a reclusive figure or someone from a small place outside the five major countries."

What Orochimaru didn't know was that the young man still had a few words left unsaid, "...'s friend—Jia Baoyu!"

After Jia Baoyu said the word "Yang Jian", his thoughts couldn't help but return to that world.

Back in the day,

He was still the second master of the Jia family, loved by his ancestors, pampered by his sisters, and respected by his servants... Until one day, when he woke up, he had changed to the human world.

Master Bao was struggling to survive in the new world. It was at that time that he learned a term called: time travel!

"It turns out I traveled through time!"

"Where's my golden finger?"

Master Bao, who understood everything, did not dwell on why he traveled through time. The first question he asked was about the golden finger.

Unfortunately, three years have passed and there is no trace of Golden Finger.

What frightened Mr. Bao even more was that he discovered that there was a book in the New World called "A Dream of Red Mansions", in which there was a character named Jia Baoyu...

"It turns out that I myself am a character in the book."

Second Master Bao understands again.

I was shocked and happy at the same time.

I am glad that I did not discover this book immediately when I traveled to the new world. Otherwise, with my wisdom at the time, I would have been driven crazy by the contents of the book.

Now, after several years of baptism, he is already a qualified modern person, and he can accept no matter what weird things he encounters.

The old saying is good:

Undecided in times of trouble, quantum mechanics cannot explain traveling through time and space.

The style jumps into the virtual world and does not understand the color matching cyberpunk.

The imagination is not enough to parallel the universe, and the picture is old-fashioned and pursues retro.

The story of bottoming out funds is restarted, unclear or not, a tribute to Cthulhu!

My thoughts return to the new world.

Because in the new world, the first person Bao Erye met was called Yang Jian, so Bao Erye also called it Yang Jian's world.

After knowing Yang Jian for a while, Mr. Bao regretted it very much.

Why is it called "Yangjian World"? It should be called "Underworld World"!

The painting style of this world is so hellish! ! !

There is actually a gui

Ghost or trick or puppet...

Mr. Bao never understood the pronunciation of this word, but he knew that these were dirty things!

Fortunately, his second master Bao is not a loser. According to the content in "Dream of Red Mansions", his heels are stones made by Nuwa, holding up the sky. And it’s still the reincarnation of Shenying’s waiter...

So Erye Bao began to practice.

What Qi training, what Diamond Sutra, what Shushan swordsmanship... He learned them one by one.

The result is not bad.

My legs and feet are more flexible!

Once when he encountered a thief, he managed to outrun a companion by relying on his nimble legs and feet, thus saving his life.

Now...who said having flexible legs and feet is not an advantage.

He has narrowly escaped death many times, been betrayed many times, betrayed others many times...

In the process of surviving again and again, Mr. Bao lost his original innocence and became someone he didn't even recognize.

Looking at himself in the mirror every night, he always feels that the person in the mirror is not him.

Mr. Bao smiled in the mirror.

But the self in the mirror had a sad face and muttered: "A good and beautiful girl turned into a traitor and a ghost..."

Second Master Bao realized something was wrong, so he looked like himself in the mirror, grimaced, and continued to recite his lines.

The person in the mirror stopped working, as if he wanted to confront Mr. Bao.

I saw his playful smile and said: "Good sister, give me the rouge on your mouth to eat."

Second Master Bao was shocked!

"this is not me!!!"

"You said I'm not you?" the man in the mirror asked.

Second Master Bao shook his head, "It's not me!"

"I said I'm not you either. After all, I was still very innocent at that time!"

After a long time, Mr. Bao fell ill, very seriously.

His "good friend" Yang Jian specially came to visit to see if he was dead.

At this time, Yang Jian had already gained a great reputation. He was known as Ghost-Eyed Yang Jian. He was so menacing that he looked like a ruthless man with a certificate of mental illness issued by a mental hospital. He was both crazy and sane, with a spear and a shield all rolled into one.

It scares countless people.

Fortunately, Yang Jian did not forget his good friend.

"Didn't the doctor say you were going to die?"

In front of Erye Bao's hospital bed, many eyes appeared on Yang Jian's body, and his whole body was shrouded in red light.

However, his tone sounded a little disappointed.

"Yes, I also feel like I'm going to die. I seem to hear my mother reciting the Rebirth Sutra for me..." Mr. Bao's face turned pale.

"You're talking nonsense again."

Yang Jian shook his head, "Where did you come from, mother? You grew up in an orphanage. How can you still remember what happened in your mother's womb?"

"No, I really heard it."

Second Master Bao's face became paler.

"I really heard it, listen, the sound of wooden fish, the sound of spinning beads, the sound of chanting sutras..."

Upon hearing this, Yang Jian's expression changed, and he immediately controlled the red light to escape thousands of miles away.

On the other side of the world, Yang Jian's eyebrows beat.

"Is he really going to die?"

"This is not good..."