Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

All the high-level officials of Iwagakure Village gathered together.

Ohnoki analyzed Mifune's intentions thoroughly, "Don't be fooled by this letter asking for help. You must know that with the strength of the Iron Kingdom, it will be defeated by the Kingdom of Light who rebels against Konoha and usurps the country?

The reason why Mifune wrote this letter was not to ask for help, but to send a signal so that we should not try to attack the Iron Kingdom. "

After hearing his words, Wen Ya and others nodded.

If there is any other important force in the ninja world besides the five major foreign countries, the Kingdom of Iron must have a place.

Everyone knows the origin of the Kingdom of Light.

There was no Kingdom of Light in the world. It wasn't until Xu Wei, a rebellious ninja girl, appeared in Konoha that this country, formerly known as Little Black and Purple Kingdom, was now called the Kingdom of Light.

Every normal person can make a judgment: the Kingdom of Light’s invasion of the Kingdom of Iron is just humiliating itself.

"Lord Tsuchikage, should we seize the opportunity and test the Iron Kingdom?"

Chitu was a little ready to move.

"No, our goal is not the Iron Kingdom."

Not the Kingdom of Iron?

what is that?

Anyone who can reach the top is not a fool. What Onoki means is that the Kingdom of Iron is not the goal, which means that it does have a goal! So which force will it be?

A glint flashed in Wenya's eyes, and a few words came to mind: Konoha!

Sure enough, after Onoki ended the meeting, Wenya was left alone, not even Onoki's son Huang Tu.

"Lord Tsuchikage."

Wen Ya bowed his head and saluted.

"How's the situation with Patrick?"

Ohnoki smiled kindly, asked Wenya to sit down, and asked: "The results of the special training class have been obtained. Whether it is the domineering system or the six naval styles, they are all secret techniques that can be practiced normally. Pai Daxing did not lie to us. .”

Wen Ya nodded, "Indeed, Patrick Star doesn't seem to be a liar... Starfish."

"I believe you can see that although the Third Ninja World War has only been a few years ago, there are already many stormy waves under the calm lake surface of the Ninja World."

"You mean...the next ninja war is about to break out?!"

When he said the words Ninja World War, Wenya's voice was trembling.

He had personally experienced the Third Ninja War, and the brutality of the battle at that time was still engraved in his mind.

"No, that's not what it meant."

Ohnoki shook his head and frowned slightly in thought, "I have predicted the development of the Ninja World countries before. After the tragic Third Ninja War, the Ninja World will be able to calm down for at least thirty to forty years."

"In these decades, there may be frictions and local wars between countries, but it is difficult for a large war to break out because the five major countries need time to lick their wounds and cultivate talents for the next war."

"Have you noticed that there is still a strong sense of war weariness in the village?"

Wenya was listening in rapt attention when he suddenly heard Ohnoki's question and was stunned for a moment.

After coming back to his senses, he said respectfully: "Civilians do have some war-weariness, but ninjas rarely have this emotion."

"Haha, you didn't tell the truth."

Onoki laughed twice, and his red nose smiled brighter.

"You think I don't know that most of the legitimate fighting ninjas in the village have experienced the Third Ninja War. Who would have a favorable impression of the war? It's just that they don't tell them."

"Uh... Lord Tsuchikage knows everything!"

Onoki waved his hand to tell Wen Ya not to say flattering words.

The office suddenly fell silent.

Wenya didn't dare to speak, while Ohnoki was in a trance and didn't speak.

A few minutes passed, and just when Wenya was about to break the calm, Ohnoki suddenly said in a low tone:

"It is precisely because everyone is tired of war that we must seize the opportunity at this time..."

"Wen Ya, I give you a task. Contact the Kingdom of Thunder, the Kingdom of Wind, and the Kingdom of Water, and tell them that the best opportunity has appeared. If you miss it this time, you will never find it again!"

"You mean, siege Konoha?"

"That's right!"

Onoki nodded heavily, "Konoha is now as weak as ever. Sarutobi Hiruzen abdicated, Shimura Danzo died, and the elite ninjas suffered heavy losses. With Tsunade's new accession to the throne, Konoha will definitely not be 100% controlled..."

After a while, Wenya respectfully resigned and followed Ohnoki's instructions to quietly contact several other major countries.

Ohnoki was the only one left in the office.

He stood up and skillfully moved a small stool and placed it in front of the window.

Stand on the small stool and look out at the scenery of Iwagakure Village.

Mountains, loess, rocks, contain green.

The unique geographical environment of Iwagakure Village not only protects itself, but also limits itself. When it comes to development potential, Ohnoki believes that Iwagakure Village is far inferior to Konoha.

“If a war breaks out now thirty or forty years from now, will it be a good thing or a bad thing?”

Ohnoki said to himself, with a tangled expression.

"You have to give it a try. Otherwise, in thirty or forty years, Konoha will directly overthrow our Iwagakure Village?"

He did not dare to wait that long because he knew that Iwagakure Village could not compare with Konoha in cultivating warriors.

Suddenly, there was a noise in the street.

I saw a team of more than a dozen people walking in the middle of the street. There were a few bodyguard ninjas in front and behind the team, but in the middle of the team were six men and women in tuxedos.

"Has the Patrick Star Orchestra started classes again?"

"Oh, it turns out that today is Monday again, and it's another day for their village tour."

"Run!"

The villagers on the street looked at the team with smiles, and their words were mostly jokes.

Ohnoki could see clearly from the window.

He calculated the time and found that today was indeed Monday.

"I'm so annoyed, I have to go out and hide for a while again today!"

Ohnoki closed the window angrily, and after speaking to the guard, Ohnoki hummed a song and disappeared in front of everyone.

The guard had a stiff smile on his face.

The Tsuchikage could skip work, but he couldn't.

When he thought of the "magnificent music" that was about to sound, the guard's limbs suddenly trembled and he almost became incontinent.

"Since God gave me a pair of ears, why did he make Patrick grow a mouth?"

"Please, make them disappear quickly!"

He took out two earplugs from his arms and plugged his ears tightly.

Even so, his lips were bitter and his face turned pale.

After a while, the flute sounded, the drums sounded, and the singing started...

At some point, Patrick stood in front of the six-member band, holding a small wooden stick and playing the role of conductor in a decent manner.

“That’s right, that’s how you sing, that’s how you sing!!!”

"...Ah~ dead fish eyes, the big pirate has a dead fish eye~~~"

Pai Daxing was extremely moved.

What wonderful music!

If SpongeBob were here, he would be so impressed.

If Squidward were here, I really hope he wouldn't feel so inferior that he wanted to commit suicide.

After playing five songs, Patrick returned to his house with six musicians who held their chests high and their heads raised extremely proudly.

When Onoki came back, the guard Pu Tong knelt down and hugged his feet.

"Lord Tsuchikage, please allow me to resign!"

“I just can’t hold on to the bird!!!”

……

The Land of Rain, a country that was once famous in the ninja world for its Sansho Fish Hanzo, has disappeared without knowing it. It is like a closed country, working hard and not communicating with the outside world at all.

Jiraiya was lying on a large clean stone with a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth.

"Quack~"

A toad emerged from the grass, jumped up and whispered in Jiraiya's ear.

Jiraiya nodded solemnly.

I didn't expect that the defense of the Kingdom of Rain was so complicated. Fortunately, I didn't enter rashly, otherwise I would have been discovered.

Looking at the continuous light rain in the Land of Rain ahead, Jiraiya scratched his head.

"When we fought Sansho Hanzo, the Land of Rain didn't seem to be so difficult!"

"And where is Hanzo the Sansho Fish?"

The Land of Rain in front of him was so unfamiliar that Jiraiya couldn't even recognize it.

After leaving Konoha, Jiraiya did not come directly to the Land of Rain. Instead, he visited several bounty houses in the surrounding area, trying to find the whereabouts of the Akatsuki organization.

Since Orochimaru said that the leader of the Akatsuki organization may be Yahiko and the others, as long as they find the Akatsuki organization, they will find Yahiko.

But Jiraiya searched for it for a long time without success.

I had an opportunity a few days ago——

Jiraiya used the form of issuing tasks to fish out Kakuzu.

Jiraiya originally wanted to capture Kakuzu and ask for information, but unfortunately, he almost lost everything.

He did defeat Kakuzu. Although the victory was a bit difficult, he was the hero Jiraiya after all. With the help of the psychic beasts of Mount Myoboku, Jiraiya won.

but,

Jiaodu, who was lying on the ground, laughed, his eyes full of ridicule.

You only destroyed my heart and you think you really killed me?

What's more, I still have teammates!

Da da da……

Crisp footsteps sounded, and a man as handsome as an immortal appeared.

He wears a purple gold crown with hair and jewels on it, two dragons holding gold beads across his eyebrows, a two-color gold dress with hundreds of butterflies and red arrow sleeves with flowers, and a palace sash with colorful silk knotted with flowers and long tassels. Eight groups of azure flowers...

From a distance, he doesn't look like a human being, but looks like an immortal.

Up close, it doesn't look like a human being, but like a painting.

"If I have this look, I can definitely win Tsunade's heart..."

After seeing Jia Baoyu's appearance, Jiraiya opened his mouth in shock.

Immediately remembering Xu Wei's appearance, Jiraiya realized sadly: "I'm stupid, how could I think that Tsunade is a good-looking person. In terms of appearance, I, the heroic Jiraiya, am not three hundred blocks ahead of Xu Wei?"

"Who are you?" Jiraiya asked with his hands on his hips.

"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is who you are?"

Ok?

Zilai was also taken aback.

He looked at it carefully, from top to bottom, with wide eyes, but he didn't see anything wrong in Master Bao's face.

"I am the hero Jiraiya!"

Jiraiya patted his chest and introduced himself. Master Bao seemed to have never heard of this name before, his expression unchanged.

"Jiraiya is just a name, apart from this name, who are you!"

"Yes, apart from this name, who am I?"

Jiraiya scratched his head, "I am Toad Sage!"

"No, Toad Immortal is just a title. The question I ask is, who are you!!!"

"?"

Bao Erye's voice seemed to have a kind of magic power. After the voice penetrated into Jiraiya's ears, it seemed to turn into countless little devils holding forks, red and green, swirling around in Jiraiya's mind.

At the same time, ten thousand voices echoed in my mind:

"Who are you!"

Just when Jiraiya was dazed, the big toad he summoned sensed something was wrong, and ran away with Jiraiya on his back.

Looking at the person who seemed to have disappeared, Mr. Bao did not chase him.

"After acquiring the heart trick, my abilities have been greatly enhanced."

"In the past, sound alone would not be able to confuse such extraordinary beings."

After thinking for a while, Mr. Bao glanced at Kakuzu, who was still pretending to be a corpse on the ground.

"Is the ground cool?"

"That's right, that's right. It's so chilling."

Kakudu got up and patted the dust on his body, "Yang Jian, have you ever heard of the saying that death is a cool night?"

"Have not heard."

"What a pity, I just experienced it again, and I can guarantee that death is indeed a cool night!"

Every time his heart is destroyed, Kakuzu can feel the feeling of death.

From horror, to panic, to habit, to numbness...

He doesn't know how many years have passed, but now he can watch his heart being crushed leisurely.

If it weren't for giving proper respect to the enemy, Kakuzu would even want to clap his hands and applaud:

"Good job!"

"The movements and strength are perfect, you are worthy of Jiraiya!"

Second Master Bao, who was playing the role of Yang Jian, stretched out his leg and kicked the corner, hitting the buttocks.

Kakuzu jumped in response and shouted, "Rabbit hop!"

Second Master Bao: "..."

Another kick.

Kakuzu jumped again and shouted, "The rabbit is jumping again!"

Mr. Bao Er touched his forehead. In his memory, there was a professional name in the world of Dream of Red Mansions called "Master Rabbit".

Could it be that Kakuzu still has the attributes of Lord Rabbit?

"What are you doing?" Mr. Bao's voice was helpless.

"Hey, I can't pretend to turn a blind eye as I should be cooperating with you in your performance..."

"speak English!"

"A pain in the butt!"

"Then you come and hit me. Why do you do such an... indecent move?"

"Uh... I don't want to get beaten."

Kakuzu looked up to the sky at ninety degrees and sighed.

Damn!

If I could beat you, why would I end up like this? Do you think it is glorious to show off your laughter? I will cry too, okay?

At this moment, Kakuzu hated Orochimaru so much, why did he want to pick up a monster and go home, and why did he happen to meet himself without teammates.

When Master Bao joined the Akatsuki organization, Pain paired him with Kakuzu.

Na na, Kakuzu was very happy at the time, and what he was thinking about was that another heart was presented to him, which was very satisfying.

Then, he stopped being beautiful.

Because he can't beat Mr. Bao, and Mr. Bao can also hammer him on the ground, hang him on the wall, hammer him upside down, hammer him lying down...

Beating and beating, Kakuzu felt like he was almost turning into a chopping block.

Kakuzu tried to resist, but had no chance.

In his perception, the man named Yang Jian was simply not a human being. He had no vital points, no fear, and no weaknesses.

One time, Bao Erye was so strong that he turned all four of Kakuzu's hearts into ashes and held the last heart in his hand as a walnut plate.

Kakuzu never wants to try that kind of experience again in his life.

"How about it, do you still want to come?"

Kakuzu took out a blue-faced mask from his back and put it on. He raised his fingers with both hands and jumped with his legs together:

"Rabbit Hop!"

Second Master Bao had a dark face and just wanted to leave as soon as possible.