Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

"How can it be!!"

Porusalino's pupils were dilated and he stared blankly at the hammer.

He couldn't believe that the armed Qiong Magatama that he was so proud of was shattered like this. This was a fusion technique that even Zefa was shocked by. He was defeated by a Shiba Inu like this?

This is a monster that came out of nowhere...

Porusalino gave up futile resistance because there was no way he could escape. Mjolnir has fallen upon him.

Just like a willow catkin being thrown away, Thor didn't feel any rebound force at all. He stopped and looked ahead.

As if equipped with propellers, Porusalino flew from the port toward the town, drawing a perfect arc in the air.

"He shouldn't be dead, right? No one is so fragile, right?" Thor wrinkled his nose and thought, then stopped chasing, picked up the hammer and swaggered to Xu Wei's side.

"I am Thor!"

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

After saying these two sentences, Xu Wei was still as motionless as a dead corpse. If Thor hadn't seen him licking his butt, he might have believed it.

Thor put the hammer on Xu Wei's back and sat down on it.

"Ouch, who is so unethical? I am a human being, not a bench." Xu Wei pulled out his head with a pop, turned around and glared, meeting those dog eyes.

Blinking, Xu Wei lowered his head silently and buried his head in the soil again. Don't forget to dig out the soil and fill the hole.

孽 孽!

This bitch is really stingy. I just borrowed his trumpet for a few days. He is really stingy.

And the same goes for this yellow monkey. How could he be solved with just one hammer without any fighting? Thor's anger must not be over yet. Let him calm down first. To say that Polusalino is also a hard-headed person, how can you stand up to Thor with a sparkling fruit? It’s also awesome.

Xu Wei breathed in the smell of earth, as if he had returned to the first time he traveled through the world, and it smelled of decay.

It smells good at first, but after a few more breaths I get choked up.

Reluctantly, he pulled out his head.

"Thor, we have something to talk about. We are all civilized people. There is no need to hurt the harmony among colleagues. And you see, I helped you take good care of the small speaker. It is bright, clean and spotless..." Xu Wei sat up and kept mumbling.

Thor was sitting opposite him, with one man and one dog sitting opposite each other on the floor. The dog's eyes flashed sharply from time to time, and it was obvious that he still wanted to take action.

But Xu Wei ignored him and kept talking to himself, sometimes telling the story of fishing for the river god, and sometimes talking about the experience of secretly watching Athena take a bath.

Hearing this, Thor showed a hint of fascination...

Fishing for the God of the River, what a wonderful memory, and every time I catch it, I will never miss it.

And Athena, despite her fierce appearance, is also extremely gentle when taking a bath.

"I really want to do it again..." Thor suddenly froze, suddenly remembering that he probably had no chance, "Damn it, it's all the dog Xu Wei's fault, it's my fault too!"

Thor raised his hammer.

DuangDuangDuang!

This time Xu Wei's head wasn't hammered into the soil, just his butt, so it wasn't a big deal.

Xu Wei calmly pulled out his butt and said with a smile: "I know you are still angry with me, but if you think about it, I am not doing it for your own good. I just didn't ask for your permission in advance, just for this. If I make a mistake, you will ignore me? Thor, please speak."

Thor glanced at him and pressed the blue button: "I am Thor, God of Thunder!"

"That's right, only communication can solve the problem, right?" Xu Wei silently nodded his head happily, "Come on, read to me, Open Sesame."

Open Sesame?

Open Sesame!

Damn it, Thor’s hair is standing on end, his body is covered with thunder and lightning, he’s going to hit him with a hammer. Suddenly Xu Wei shouted: "Are you angry again Thor!"

Thor: "..."

孽 孽!

The hammer came out and hit the ground, and the stone slab shattered with a clang, showing the power of Thor's hammer.

Xu Wei pulled him over, pulled him to sit next to him, and communicated heart to heart with serious words, "I know you want to go home, and I also know you complained that I summoned you without saying hello...

But think about it, if you were in my position, would you make the same choice?

Thor, do you understand? I just made the mistake every man makes. "

Thor held his chin and thought for a while.

It seems to make sense.

But I always feel that something is wrong. No, I have to figure it out. I can't be fooled by him anymore.

Suddenly, Thor high-fived and laughed. He figured it out. He glared at Xu Wei and pointed at his dog's head.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Xu Wei didn't understand. Thor glared at him again, like a fool.

"I am Thor!"

"Hmm...I understand." Xu Wei slapped his thigh and said, "I just made a mistake that every dog ​​will make?"

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

It can be seen that Thor is very satisfied and a little proud. He once again found Xu Wei's wrong sentence, and this time he stuck to his heart and was not fooled. If his father was here, he would definitely praise himself.

Xu Wei shook his head and sighed.

Facing such a weak opponent, there is no sense of honor in winning. He seemed to have seen his future life, with Pinocchio on the left and Thor on the right. No matter who he compared with, he could always maintain an IQ advantage.

As for Uncle Zan?

"Don't worry about it like an old man!"

He stood up, took Thor's hand, and led him towards his ship. He held his head high and his chest high, not showing the embarrassment of being hammered just now.

Thor was a little dazed.

He grinned, sometimes smiling, sometimes depressed.

Although it felt a bit comfortable to walk with Xu Wei holding hands, it would be better if there were no feet dangling in the air.

Duang!

"Ouch, why are you hitting me again?" Xu Wei immediately flew upside down into the sea, splashing a few waves.

After climbing ashore, he looked at several of his crew members: Eric Zan, Pinocchio, and Thor. He counted them as if he had discovered something special. Count again, Xu Wei emo.

There were two mutes on his boat!

No... there are more than two, and there is also the one in the small dark room. That can't be called a mute, it can be said to be a big mute.

Uncle Zan is an old man and I can understand. Why are you a dog who can't speak?

"Thor, you have to learn to speak within three days, otherwise...otherwise...otherwise you will be considered a loser!!" Xu Wei issued the order from the captain seriously, and at the same time sent an order to the small dark room, asking the crew member to learn to speak in the small dark room. . Although no one else will listen...

Pinocchio looked at Xu Wei with his mouth wide open.

Is this how my captain conquered Thor? Am I dreaming, or is the captain dreaming?

"Pinocchio, what are you looking at? Your mouth is watering."

"Hiss—" Pinocchio flew up into the air and hugged Xu Wei, wrapping him tightly like a koala.

"Captain, you are my god!"