Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Time is like running water.

It neither stays for anyone nor grieves for anyone.

Just like the sleeping Patrick, he would not notice that the mermaid girl beneath him was sobbing weakly.

This mermaid girl is very young, with smooth golden hair, a delicate face, and a charming and pure fish tail.

Her name is Anna.

Originally a carefree mermaid.

I play leisurely in the Fish-Man Island every day, sometimes playing with my friends, and sometimes teasing with my handsome mermaid brother.

Until a hood suddenly came and she was kidnapped.

Now she is a worried fish.

“Uh-huh-huh…huh-huh-huh…suck!”

Suddenly, there was the sound of walking outside the cabin, and there were more than one. There was a lot of fear in her mind, but she immediately wiped away her tears, closed her eyes, and tilted her head...

Pretending to be dizzy, she is a professional.

The sound of iron locks opening and closing was heard, and the wooden hatch was pushed open.

Two men dressed as sailors walked in. One was tall, the other was short, and the other was thin. The tall one had a beard on his face, and the short one had no hair on his head.

"The banquet is about to start, wake him up quickly."

The bearded sailor said to himself, untying Patrick's rope.

The bald sailor squatted in a basin and poured a bucket of water over Patrick's head:

"Maybe we should find a bathtub. Look at him, he's done."

indeed.

Anna had discovered this problem before.

When Patrick's star pressed down on her at first, it was quite heavy and its whole body was very smooth. She had to admit that this was the most attractive starfish she had ever seen. Unfortunately, it was like a dead pig. No matter how she shouted, the other star would not They all slept very soundly. But soon, Patrick gradually became lighter and his body became much drier.

After sinking a basin of water, Patrick took a deep breath. Tens of millions of pores in his body opened, sucking up all the water.

He rubbed his eyes and woke up:

"Hey, where's my Krabby Patty?" He touched the right side and found it was empty.

"The banquet is about to start, let's go quickly." The bearded sailor urged.

banquet?

As soon as he heard the word "banquet", Pai Daxing immediately retrieved his previous memory and remembered that he was living on a ship and had to hold a banquet. "Then what are you waiting for? I'm already hungry~"

The three of them were talking and laughing and getting ready to leave.

The mermaid girl who was tied to the bed quietly opened her eyes. She was confused by several people.

According to common sense, Patrick Star should be a fish under the ladder like her, right? Why did the pirate ask him to join the party? And their relationship looks really warm.

How strange...

Oops! ! !

"They're not going to eat sashimi, are they?"

Anna looked at the others in horror, "No, it's not sashimi, it's raw starfish!"

Banquet, pirates, starfish... All kinds of clues were combined, and Anna had to believe this terrifying inference. The pirates must be preparing to eat Patrick alive at the banquet.

This picture was so cruel that Anna trembled and said:

"No...don't go..."

"Why don't you go?"

The two of them turned back together, and the three pairs of eyes made Anna panic, but looking at Patrick's innocent and ignorant face, she still said weakly: "Don't go to the banquet, they will eat you."

"Eat me?"

Biting a finger, Patrick raised his neck in trance:

"...So I can eat it too."

Without knowing what he thought of, he suddenly opened his big mouth and bit down on his arm, biting hard and tearing off a piece of flesh.

Chewed.

"Pooh--"

“Not tasty at all!”

"..." Anna's eyes widened.

"..." The jaws of the guarding crew members dropped to the ground.

For a while, several people were silent.

Silence is the lamb tonight!

Except for Anna and the guarding crew, the two sailors with bald heads and beards showed no signs of surprise, as if Patrick's behavior was as normal as breathing.

The bearded sailor even complained: "Don't delay, the party is about to start."

Pai Daxing immediately raised his hands and ran outside the cabin:

"Come to the party~!"

……

The guard crew locked the door silently and looked at Patrick, who was wiggling his buttocks, and the bearded and bald man who was running happily behind him.

He thought about it.

After all, nothing was said:

"Maybe I'm behind the times."

……

Ten minutes later, there was a sudden violent vibration upstairs, sometimes a clang, and sometimes a wine bottle exploded.

Anna looked at the door expectantly, wondering if her friends were coming to save her.

The guarding crew member scratched his head and yawned:

The fight upstairs has nothing to do with me, I'm just a weak and helpless laborer.

But before the workers could rest for long, a group of people stood up from the second floor in a mighty manner. The one walking in front turned out to be the captain - Steel Fathead Fish, with the first mate beside him...

The fat-headed man walked at a leisurely pace, looking majestic, but the workers thought he seemed a little lame:

How is this going?

"Hello Captain!"

"Well, you too."

After saying hello casually, the fat-headed fish waved, and several men with fierce looks came forward while escorting several prisoners:

Patrick Star, bald head, beard.

Yes, it's the three of them. The laborer scratched his head in wonder. Didn't he go to a banquet? Why was he escorted back?

The first mate kicked the three of them into the cell, then slammed the door shut, took out two large locks as thick as arms from behind, clicked, and locked them.

Throw the key to the beater, a serious warning:

"Except for delivering food, you are not allowed to open it, you are not allowed to talk to them, and you are not allowed to leave your post without permission."

"Yes!"

……

After imprisoning Pai Daxing and several others, Fathead Fish led his men away in a majestic manner.

Going up to the second floor, I saw that the lively banquet place was now in a mess. Pots and pans were smashed on the floor, fragments of various tables and chairs were everywhere, and drinks were flowing freely.

The crew members looked at the scene in front of them and sighed helplessly:

"I'm tired, go back to sleep."

For a while, everyone dispersed, leaving only a few mournful cleaning crew members, one carrying a mop and the other carrying a bucket. The man put the bucket on his head, collapsed to the ground, and shouted:

"Tired, destroy."

In the captain's office, Fathead threw his butt on the chair and couldn't wait to light his cigar.

In the curling smoke, he said in a deep voice:

"My first mate, please give me a reasonable explanation."

"Captain, please listen to my explanation. It's not what you think. He and I have nothing..."

Standing to one side with a gray face, the first mate explained:

"That Patrick was vomited onto our ship by a sea monster. I think he seems a bit precious and can be sold together for money... I don't know why he suddenly appeared at the banquet. How about killing him?"

……

Captain Xu Wei's log:

The weather is sunny and the mood is bad.

I passed a naval base and they dared to stroke my beard, so I asked Pinocchio to poke out their windows.

Wow quack...

Patrick, wait for me!