Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Xu Wei remained motionless, his eyes fixed on the pink starfish in the picture.

Daixing stood obediently behind a piece of green cloth, with his hands on his buttocks, and a simple and honest smile on his face, matching his big Kazlan-like eyes, purple eyelids, round belly, and cute big pants...

"Patrick?"

Xu Wei's tone changed from surprise to confusion, from confusion to comedy, from comedy to anger...

Extremely angry! !

I saw his fists slowly clenched, with protruding veins and tangled muscles. He suddenly punched the sea in front of him and said in a cold voice:

"He is my crew member, not a commodity!"

"Thor, tell Uncle Zan to hurry up and set sail when he comes back. We don't have time to rest."

"Wang~"

Thor, who was standing on a beach chair, took the order seriously, pointed his finger at Moria, drained the electricity from his body, and then flew to the town with his hammer, "I am Thor, the God of Thunder!"

ten minutes later.

Eric and his party rushed back quickly. On Pinocchio's back was a double bass that was larger than his body.

They already knew what had happened from Thor's mouth, so they directly weighed the anchor and set sail without saying anything else.

"Uncle Zan, you just bought a double bass. You need to get used to the instrument in the past few days..."

Xu Wei looked at the boundless sea and was lost in thought:

"I'm afraid you really need to take action. This time it's not a joke."

"Well!"

Eric nodded. Taking the double bass from Pinocchio's back, he gently caressed the strings. I had used up some energy to help Rabu the whale, but he has fully recovered after training.

Judging from Xu Wei’s meaning.

There might be a big battle in the Shampoo Islands!

He didn't have any objections to taking action, he just hoped that there would be fewer ordinary people on the battlefield, and he didn't want to cause more killings.

……

Shampoo Island No. 17.

The essence of the Chambordi Islands is actually the world's largest mangrove "Archiman mangrove". Because the roots of the tree are always exposed on the water, the Chambordi Islands are formed. There are a total of 79 large or small mangrove roots in the archipelago, which have gradually become numbered islands.

Among them, islands 1-29 have become lawless places.

There is a large-scale auction house on Island 17. Since its establishment, the main auction commodities have been various populations.

And Pai Daxing was also honored to become an auction commodity.

In the prison, he and the mermaid girl Anna were locked together, both wearing slave collars.

Anna's collar is worn around her neck, but Patrick's neck is too smooth, so the auction house can only wear the collar on her chest, that is, under both arms.

"Bingbingliang..."

"Bing Bing Liang? What Bing Bing Liang?" Anna looked at him in confusion.

At this time, the little girl had two strings of tears on her face and sat on the ground holding her tail.

"This thing is cold." Patrick pointed to the slave collar, "Why do you have to put this thing on me? Isn't the necklace worn around my neck? I have a neck."

"puff--"

Seeing his serious look, Anna couldn't help laughing, but a bubble came out of her nose.

Looking at the crystal clear appearance of the bubble, her face instantly turned red and she hurriedly popped it.

He raised his eyes and glanced at Patrick, who was looking at him in surprise with wide eyes.

Anna was even more embarrassed.

"It's really cool. You can blow bubbles with your nose."

Turning over and sitting up, Patrick looked at Anna face to face:

"You play another one and I'll learn from you."

"You?! Shameless!"

No matter how good-tempered little girl Anna was, she couldn't help it at this moment. She clenched her fist and hit Patrick's face, punching a hole in him. But before she could withdraw her fist, Patrick's face quickly rebounded, and with a pop, it returned to its original state.

He rubbed his face and pursed his lips in frustration:

"Why are you hitting me? Spongebob never hits me, ugh..."

……

Patrick's sadness went away just as quickly as it came.

Before Anna could recover from his pitiful and aggrieved state, Patrick smiled brightly again, jumped up and ran around the prison, mumbling something.

Anna: "..."

He is so energetic!

After running two laps, Patrick lay on the ground panting heavily. "By the way, you haven't told me yet, why do they put this thing on me?"

"This is a slave collar to prevent you from escaping." Anna whispered in frustration: "If we dare to escape, it will explode and kill us."

Oh... Patrick's eyes widened and he poked with his fingers.

Will it actually explode?

That's awesome.

"You mean that?"

"what?"

Holding back her sadness and wiping away her tears, Anna looked up, thinking that Patrick was going to ask another weird question.

But the next second, she was stunned. When Pai Daxing saw that she was silent, he repeated:

"You mean that?"

"Gudu..."

Ana swallowed a mouthful of saliva and kicked her legs back in horror. That Pai Daxing actually took off the collar, and now he was raising his hands, like an invincible man holding up the original imperial city.

She stepped back step by step, and Patrick approached step by step, still asking questions. Seeing that she was forced to the wall, Anna burst into tears:

"Don't come here!"

……

Not long after, Anna calmed down and analyzed the current situation:

First of all, he is now a fish under the ladder and will be auctioned off soon.

I heard that the life of slaves was miserable...

Anna sobbed quietly.

Secondly, there is an innocent Daixing in the cell. I heard that he is a crew member of Xu Wei, but we don’t know who Xu Wei is, and we don’t know who would let Pai Daxing be a crew member...

Anyway, the situation is: "I, Anna, may not live to be auctioned off!"

"Patrick, how did you take off the collar?"

"That's it."

He raised and closed his hands to put the collar on his chest. Then he stretched out his hands and took it off again.

It seems that this demonstration is not clear enough. Patrick Star started the performance session:

Sometimes he puts the collar on his chest, sometimes on his belly, sometimes he bends over and presses it on his buttocks, squeezing the two halves of the buttocks together as hard as he can.

The most amazing thing is that he can actually eat the collar and spit it out again.

No matter how much he tried, the collar showed no signs of explosion.

"Look, No, it's very simple."

Anna was indescribably surprised.

Not only was he surprised at how the collar could be taken off so easily, but he was even more surprised at how the collar didn't explode.

Wait, if the collar doesn't explode, can you find a way to escape?

This thought can no longer be suppressed for the rest of my life.

She tried to ask Patrick for advice on how to take off the collar, and followed his actions step by step, inhaling, pouting, exhaling, inhaling again, and finally, "Bubu~!"

Anna: "..."

Let me think about it, those fishmen in the backstreets of Fishman Island, how do they curse?