Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

The idea was fixed, and regardless of whether it would disturb Erich's performance, he carried it and ran away.

Of course, he didn't forget the double bass, after all, it was Uncle Zan's favorite.

Just put it under the gazi nest.

He jumped off the boat, moved his legs at the speed of a propeller, and disappeared before the water could react.

As soon as the music stopped, the distortion of the warship dissipated like rootless duckweed.

After all, this world is not infected by the power of a great being, and distortions are like the things in a USB flash drive, which will die when exposed to light.

of course.

It’s not like he’s completely exposed to the light.

Xu Wei speculated that if Erich was allowed to complete the mourning song, it would leave permanent traces.

But he didn't allow it, because Erich was too intoxicated when he played just now, and it might cause something unknown.

It would be rude to play it any further.

……

On the ocean in the distant sky, the One Punch Pirate Ship is rippling with the waves.

Pinocchio and the others walked around anxiously, really worried.

Looking back, Patrick was sitting on the ground in a daze.

"Patrick, what's wrong with you?"

"listen--"

"What are you listening to?" Pinocchio and Moria looked at each other in confusion, and they all shook their heads, not hearing any strange sounds.

"Can't you hear it? It's so loud...Oh! I see, you need this."

Pai Daxing reached behind his back and took out several conch shells:

"SpongeBob's ears were broken before. Just put it close to your ears and you can hear."

No one bothered about words like "the ears are broken".

A swarm of bees gathered around him to observe where he took out the conch.

Pinocchio rubbed his chin and guessed: "Could it be big pants?"

"Hiss—" Moriah took a breath and looked at the colorful pair of pants, "No way? It doesn't look that big, right?"

"You don't understand this. There is something called sponge body."

"What is the corpus cavernosum?" Moria asked curiously.

"What is the sponge body?" Patrick looked at him like a curious baby and asked, "Is it Spongebob's body?"

Pinocchio howled in his heart, "Good guy, God damn Spongebob's body."

In a blink of an eye, Thor looked at himself with those watery eyes.

No, you, the second-generation son of the Northern God, don’t know about it either?

Not only the core crew members, but also those with thick lips, bald heads, beards, etc. also cast inquiring glances.

Everyone secretly gave a thumbs up:

As expected of Pinocchio, he is so knowledgeable.

Although I don't understand what that word means, I have a strange feeling.

"The inner one... the inner one..."

Pinocchio's tongue was immediately tied and his eyes were spinning.

There is no doubt that if he spreads this kind of bad knowledge and Xu Wei finds out, it can take as little as two meals in three days or as long as ten days and a half months...

So, he abruptly changed the subject and said:

"Patrick, where did you get these conchs?"

"Ok?"

Patrick bit his finger and thought for a while, then his eyes widened suddenly: "It's so strange, I don't know either!"

Everyone: "..."

faint! There is a plant, it is green!

Moonlight Moria picked up a large conch and compared it with Patrick's body. If he hid it hard, he should be able to hide it.

But there was more than one conch, he just took out four or five at once!

Unable to figure it out, he knocked down Patrick with one palm and touched him all over.

Moria guessed that Patrick might have a small pocket or something specially used to hide conches.

After a few minutes.

Patrick purred in comfort.

It was so comfortable, more comfortable than taking a bubble bath. Moriah's hands were so big that she could grasp both sides of his buttocks at once.

"Molia, I'll play your cards next time."

"..." Moria shook his hand in disgust and shook off a ball of dirt, "How long has it been since you took a shower?"

"It didn't take long. I just washed it last time."

"How long was the last time?"

Patrick suddenly opened his mouth impatiently and yelled: "The last time will be the last time!"

The strong wind coming out of his mouth made Moriah speechless.

After thinking about it, he silently helped Pai Daxing up, stood upright, sat firmly, and patted his back.

Thor laughed wildly on the sidelines.

This Moonlight Moria has always been very arrogant, especially after being appointed as the first officer by Xu Wei, he even has to walk with a splayed leg.

But when it comes to Patrick, the star of the sea, it doesn't matter whether he hits him or not.

Everyone was no longer confused about where Pai Daxing took out the conch.

It was Pinocchio who remembered his original intention.

Aren't they curious about what sound Patrick heard, and why the topic suddenly went off the rails.

Pick up a large conch.

Follow the instructions and place the screw against your ear.

Suddenly, an indescribable voice echoed in my mind.

It is extremely majestic, like thunder exploding, with the power to shock all things; and like a black hole spinning, annihilating all things silently.

If you listen carefully, you'll see that it's not majestic, but it's obviously very low-pitched.

Such as resentment, such as admiration, such as weeping, such as complaining.

The lurking dragon dancing in the secluded ravine, the concubine weeping in the lonely boat...

As he listened, several tentacles with mucus appeared on Pinocchio's head and danced randomly.

With a snap, the tentacles hit the cowboy hat, knocking it away.

at the same time.

Moonlight Moria and Thor also held magical conches to their ears...

I don’t know how long it took, it seemed like only a few minutes had passed, and it seemed like a century had passed.

The sailors all hid in the corners of the ship's side, wide-eyed, and looked at the four core crew members on the deck with fear.

"How, how could this be?"

"It's over, it's over, I feel like Master Pinocchio and the others are all doomed!"

"Hey, Patrick seems to be okay?"

On the deck, Pinocchio was almost unsteady. There were many tentacles sprouting from all over his body. They were not big, just like bean sprouts, with distinct roots.

The tentacles look red and tender, and look delicious, if you ignore the mucus.

The same is true for Moonlight Moria. Even though his whole body is shrouded in shadow, there are still tentacles sprouting out.

Compared to them, Thor is much better.

Not only were there no weird tentacles on his body, even his expression didn't change.

There was also a problem, he was holding the conch to his ear and turned a deaf ear to the sailors' calls.

Patrick listened carefully and felt that the voice seemed a little quiet.

So he put the conch to his ear and listened to the strange sounds coming from inside, but he smiled intoxicatedly:

"It sounds good, it sounds good..."

"Much better than the flute played by Squidward."

"It's a pity that Brother Squidward is not here, otherwise I must let him listen to it, and I will definitely learn some excellent knowledge."

As he listened, Patrick suddenly felt that the music coming from the conch was somewhat flawed.

It seems a bit monotonous.

It seems that there is a lack of accompaniment.

With happiness in his soul, Pai Daxing looked at his belly with gleaming eyes.

"Speaking of which, I seem to know how to play a musical instrument..."