Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

The several-meter-long tentacles were so small in front of Pai Daxing that they were even smaller than a bean sprout.

Put it whole in your mouth, take a slight sip and then disappear.

Amid everyone's surprised expressions, Patrick opened his mouth wide and pointed at his throat, "Here, swallow it." After saying that, he smacked his mouth, "It's delicious, but it's too small."

Seeing this scene, Eric felt dizzy and his vision was blurry, as if he saw an indescribable existence.

These tentacles are not octopus legs, they are the product of distortion.

They naturally have a strong ability to pollute, and can completely pollute living things from body to soul until they become strange things.

But why...

Eric sighed and was speechless: "I don't understand."

Compared to him, Xu Wei was not entangled at all. Instead, he came up with a good idea:

"Patrick, come here, let me show you something good."

He untied Pinocchio from the mast, threw it hard, and was caught by Patrick in the air.

"I'll give you a mission to eat all the tentacles on their bodies."

Patrick pinched Pinocchio and brought it close to his eyes until he almost touched the pupils, and finally saw a tiny dot.

"How come Pinocchio has become so small? He is no bigger than my armpit hair."

"Oops, he was crushed by me!"

He gasped in horror, and the wind suddenly picked up, making the sails rattle.

The sailors were so frightened that they were speechless.

They looked up and down, but couldn't connect the towering thing in front of them with Patrick's Star.

Could it be that Patrick's race is a "superstar"?

"Stop dawdling, hurry up!"

"Oh, good."

Patrick tried to pluck out Pinocchio's tentacles like he was eating armpit hair, but he tossed and turned and couldn't do anything.

His body is now so big that Pinocchio is as small as dust in front of him.

He carefully grabbed something with his fingernails, and just as he was about to pull it out, a scream came from the boat:

"Stop, stop! I asked you to pull out the tentacles, not to twist his head off!"

"Ok?"

Taking a closer look, what he caught was actually his head.

Pai Daxing showed an embarrassed expression, then entered the moment of wisdom, his thoughts were highly sublimated...

How can we avoid accidentally injuring Pinocchio and still eat the tentacles?

...there is!

Have you ever heard of a food called a lollipop?

He pinched Pinocchio's feet and stuffed his upper body into his mouth.

Licking it, sipping it... Taking it out again, it turned out that many tentacles were missing.

This goes back and forth... In the end, perhaps because he got impatient, he threw the whole person into his mouth, flicked his tongue a few times, and then spit it out.

"Xu Wei, please help me take a look. Are there any tentacles on his body?"

On the deck, Xu Wei looked at Pinocchio covered in mucus and felt chills.

If Pinocchio knew that he was being treated like this by Patrick Star, would he poke him to death with his nose?

By the way, facing Patrick in this state, how many noses would it take to kill him?

I'm afraid it won't be forever.

Come closer and take a closer look, imitate Patrick's actions, and wash it in the sea water first.

what!

There really are no tentacles left!

Feeling uneasy, Xu Wei chose to check, turning over and over:

Now Pinocchio seems to be a normal person. Not only does he have no tentacles on his body, there are no traces of wounds. His whole body is moist and smooth, as if he has finished a SPA.

Moreover, the tentacles showed no signs of growing again.

You must know that before he took a knife and cut out the piece of flesh with the tentacles, the tentacles would still grow back.

Xu Wei shouted: "Send the big star cow batch!"

Then came Moonlight Moria, following Dong Shi's footsteps, and also walked around Pai Daxing's mouth.

Looking at the "clean" two people, Xu Wei was very satisfied.

"Come here, send them back to their rooms to rest. They should wake up tomorrow."

"Yes!"

Turning around to look at Patrick Star again, I felt it was troublesome and tricky.

"Patrick, can you become smaller?"

"I do not know."

"Wait a minute, bend down, bend again, stop! Put your ear close to me..."

Patrick's ears were dispensable. Xu Wei had never noticed that he had this organ before, but when he asked Patrick to point his ears towards him, an ear suddenly appeared.

"..." Xu Wei.

Wrapping his nose with a cloth, Xu Wei drilled in along the ear canal.

Ten minutes later, he came out holding a purple conch.

"I knew it was you little thing who was causing trouble!"

When he walked out of the ear canal, Patrick's star changed:

As if taking a shrinking pill, the body became smaller and smaller, seemingly slowly but quickly. In less than a minute, there was a pop, and a normal star floated on the sea.

If you listen carefully, you will find that the mourning song is still echoing in the conch.

"Thor, I leave it to you."

"Wang?"

"What did I say before, beat me to death!"

"..." Thor.

Maybe I am a Shiba Inu, but you are a real dog.

If you had the ability, just beat him up. Now that he has changed back to his original state, you drag him up.

Xu Wei glanced at him and said, "What, you don't want to beat him?"

After a while, the whole ship was filled with wailing sounds.

The sailors didn't know that starfish could make such a sound.

Xu Wei, who returned to his lounge, suddenly threw himself on the bed and buried his head under the pillow.

"What should I do? I suddenly lost confidence in the next world..."

"Sky of Creation, how about we discuss it?"

[Tip, no negotiation. 】

"..."

"Your mother will increase the price of vegetables!"

"Your father will be criticized for playing chess!"

"Your father does not have 3456!"

……

The next day.

Pinocchio and Moonlight Moriah finally woke up and asked them if they still remembered what happened. Both of them looked confused.

Xu Wei and Thor looked at each other and nodded tacitly.

It’s okay not to remember. Sometimes, amnesia is also a happy thing.

Pinocchio was startled when he saw Patrick swollen into a ball.

A round ball with five small corners, pink and tender, rolling around...

"Let me strangle you, what is this?"

No need to be introduced by others, Patrick said hello himself:

"Good morning, Pinocchio. I'm Patrick."

"Patrick?"

Pinocchio poked his belly and finally found traces of Patrick's star on his belly button: "How did you become like this?"

"Ugh...it's all Thor...he hit me with his hammer."

"I kept resisting, and he kept knocking. The more I resisted, the more he knocked... wu wu..."

Listening to this weak and weak voice, Pinocchio was very angry.

We are all crew members, how can we bully our comrades?

Is there any royal method?

"Thor, get the hell out of here!"

At this moment, Pinocchio is brave, just, and glorious, but everyone knows that he will soon become a real Pinocchio.

"No, don't, uh~"

Thor took back his hammer and took a sip of the juice, satisfied.

This ship really couldn't survive a day without his hammer.