Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Faced with Xu Wei's solicitation, SpongeBob refused directly. He wanted to be an employee of the Krusty Krab. Although Mr. Crab was very stingy, he liked the feeling of making Krab Crab.

As for saying "a chef who doesn't want to be a pirate is not a good sponge".

"Oh, are you really pirates?"

"Of course!"

"Then why don't you wear a pirate hat, a beard, or a pirate ship?"

Xu Wei rubbed his chin. If he wanted to prove that he was a pirate, would he need these things?

Bastard, I'm a pirate, not Captain Jack Sparrow!

"Listen to me, SpongeBob, it's no fun being a chef, and a hamburger chef at that."

"Come and be a pirate with me, eat well, drink hot food, and control the wind and rain."

"In the future, Mr. Krabs will never dare to exploit you again. On the contrary, you can exploit him at will. You can steal his piggy bank and buy his Krusty Krab..."

Listening to the scene described by Xu Wei, SpongeBob opened his mouth wide.

just perfect.

If I could buy the Krusty Krab, wouldn't I be able to eat as much as I want and make as much as I want?

Make two Krabby Patties, eat one and throw one away.

You can also smash Mr. Krabs' piggy bank open and put the money into your own pocket...

Suddenly, SpongeBob screamed in horror, "No! It can't be like this! Mr. Krabs is a good man, and it was he who taught me not to get close to the fishhook!!!"

With that said, he ran to the bedroom with Xiao Wu in his arms and fell into the quilt.

He was still chanting, "I love Krabby Patty, I love Patty Krab..."

Looking back from the bedroom door, Katakuri smiled faintly.

I saw him snap his fingers, glutinous rice liquid surged, washed the pots and pans, put them back in the kitchen, and finally looked at Xu Wei:

"Captain, it seems that this crew is not easy to recruit."

"Ugh!"

Xu Wei sighed, even though he had expected this to happen, he was still very sad.

Will the first crew member you recruit fail every time you travel across the world?

The Roger of the previous world is the Spongebob of this world.

Do I have the characteristic [the first person I recruit will fail]?

"SpongeBob is a die-hard man. He liked the Krusty Krab so much that he decided to take the job as the Krusty Krab."

"Does he have any weaknesses?"

"Weakness?" Xu Wei murmured.

If we talk about Spongebob's weaknesses, there seem to be many, such as Patrick, Krabby Patty, and Snail... However, they are not in the same situation as Bree.

Besides, Spongebob is not Charlotte Katakuri.

"If I become the owner of the Krusty Krab, I wonder if he will call me Captain?"

"Why does it have to be the Krusty Krab?"

"Silly, Katakuri, the Krabby Patty is the only one in the Krusty Krab. The reason why he chose the Krusty Krab is probably because of his career as a chef..."

Katakuri nodded and suddenly asked: "What will happen if he doesn't like Krabby Patty?"

What will happen? Falling in love with another person?

Sorry, are you a good person?

Suddenly, Xu Wei's eyes lit up and he looked at Katakuri, only to see him snap his fingers, and the glutinous fruits turned into various desserts...

"I see!"

"Katakuri, you are such a fucking genius!"

……

In the next few days, the weather was calm and the years were peaceful.

There was no mysterious fishhook attacking the duo, and they had no clues to find the mysterious fishhook.

I searched all over the hook gathering places, hook peaks, hook valleys...

Leave empty-handed, return empty-handed.

Spongebob became more and more worried, and his face turned a little yellow. Because he was feeling depressed, he didn’t even want to eat the Krabby Patty, but instead fell in love with Katakuri’s dessert.

The Krusty Krab's business has declined due to a lack of chefs.

But Mr. Krabs didn’t dare to come to Spongebob. Yesterday he came to take a peek and almost got beaten by Katakuri again.

"Heaven, earth, where do these bandits come from!!!"

"Mr. Crab, it's time to pay wages." Squidward walked towards Mr. Crab with firm steps.

Open your palms and ask for money.

What? Are wages due?

I quickly flipped through the calendar, and sure enough, a circle was drawn on it, with the words "Salary" written on it.

Mr. Krabs rolled his eyes and had an idea.

He picked up a pen, added a few words to the note, and said without looking back: "Brother Squidward, you read it wrong. It's not time to pay wages yet."

"No, I obviously..." Squidward muttered and stepped forward.

I just took one look and was stunned.

[No wages will be paid this month]

The bright black characters on the note were so dazzling that it made Squidward feel like he was being burned by the sun.

Taking a closer look, the words "Not this month" are still wet with wet ink, obviously they have just been written on them.

"Mr. Krabs, you are so shameless."

"What! Do you want to rebel? Go to work quickly!!!"

The proud Mr. Krabs waved his crab claws, drove Squidward into the cashier counter, and then left the restaurant with his hands behind his back. He planned to find a temporary chef, preferably an intern, who didn't have to spend money.

At the checkout counter, Squidward clapped his head and sighed.

At this moment, Xu Wei walked in with a smile on his face.

"Oh~ Look, Brother Squidward must have encountered something unhappy. Tell me quickly and make me happy."

"..." Brother Squidward wanted to get angry, but looking at the tall Xu Wei, he still endured his anger and forced out a smile.

"Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Do you want to order something?"

"No, no, no, I don't order food, I order you?"

Nani?

I point?

Brother Squidward was shocked. A picture of a black silk seal appeared in his mind, and his scalp suddenly became numb.

"Dear guest, our store does not provide this service... If you really need it, you can go out and turn right, take bus No. 3, and go to Heisi Beach next door, which may be able to satisfy you..."

Xu Wei wrinkled his nose and gave Brother Squidward a blow!

All I can say is that I am worthy of being a member of society and a part-time worker, and my thoughts are very mature.

He came to Brother Squidward today because he had something serious to do, which was to poach people.

Based on Katakuri's suggestion, Xu Wei decided to open a dessert restaurant in Bikini Castle.

Then, poach Brother Squidward as a cashier, poach Spongebob as a chef, poach Mr. Krabs as a CEO, poach Sandy as an astronaut, poach Little Snail as a pet, and poach Boss... Well, forget it, the ruffian boss.

"..." The ruffian boss was not convinced, but the ruffian boss didn't speak.

And the name of this restaurant is: Pirate Dessert.

Xu Wei asked his employees not to call him boss, but captain.

This move.

It’s called hiding something from the truth, fishing in troubled waters, and confusing people with false ideas!

Xu Wei had never discovered before that Katakuri, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, was so intelligent and knew how to find bugs.

Xu Wei didn't know if he could pass the inspection of the Ship of Fortune, but it didn't matter if he gave it a try. It didn't cost any money anyway.

and so.

"Squidward, come be my cashier!"

"But……"

"Monthly salary is 1, six insurances and two golds, thirteen salary, and year-end bonus!"

"Hello boss!!!"