Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Bikini Castle, Pirate Dessert Restaurant.

After finishing the business for the day, Xu Wei asked Brother Squidward to go home from get off work first.

"Katakuri, something's wrong, something's wrong."

"what happened?"

"Why does Squidward still not agree with me even though I'm so sincere? He calls me Captain every day when he goes to work, but why doesn't he provide any progress value?"

Katakuri held the tea cup leisurely and took a sip. Recently, he felt very relaxed.

"Is it because he doesn't want to be a pirate?"

"What's wrong with being a pirate? Aren't you happy with so many brothers?"

"No, my captain, you may be mistaken." Katakuri said softly:

"In our world, pirates are a very common profession, and they can also be said to be a different kind of adventurers. However, this world is very peaceful, people live and work in peace and contentment, and there are no pirates! Judging from Spongebob's performance that day, they are very interested in being pirates. , there should be some resistance.”

"Is this the reason..."

Lost in thought, Xu Wei rubbed his chin.

Katakuri's words seem to make sense. After all, the world of One Piece is special.

In the perception of ordinary people, pirates are representatives of bad guys, villains, and outlaws.

"I seem to have a solution!" Xu Wei's eyes lit up.

His mission is to recruit crew members, but this [ship] does not have to be a pirate ship.

When he recruited Eric Zan, Xu Wei didn't say he wanted to be a pirate, but the boat of creation still agreed.

"We have to change our name. We can no longer call it the One Punch Pirates."

"When other people hear that we are a pirate group, they will have a preconception and have a stereotype, which is not conducive to our recruitment of crew members."

Katakuri shrugged, "I'm fine with that."

"How about calling it the One Punch Adventure Group, or the adventure group of Lord Xu Wei, the mighty and invincible god... how about it?"

"...Well, I think you'd better think about it seriously."

Katakuri is a little confused, what the hell is this name?

Then, Xu Wei gave full play to his shocking naming ability, as if possessed by a yellow flash, as stupid as he wanted, as long as he wanted.

Katakuri covered his eyes in pain.

These names are eye-catching.

Finally, Katakuri couldn't bear it anymore and blocked Xu Wei's mouth, "How about we call it the All-Heaven Fleet."

"woo woo woo woo?"

Xu Wei opened Katakuri's hand and murmured: "Fleet of the Heavens?"

First of all, the word "fleet" was used instead of "pirate group", which immediately raised it to a new level. It not only got rid of the stereotype, but also sounded mighty and domineering.

The word "All Heavens" won Xu Wei's heart even more.

Sailing through the heavens, the fleet is invincible!

"Oh, such a nice name, I didn't think of it before. Katakuri, don't you know to remind me?"

Katakuri looked confused. Just when he was about to speak, Xu Wei said in a deep voice: "Salary deduction!!!"

"..." Katakuri.

Wasn't it a bit hasty when you agreed to get on the ship?

Is it still too late to get off the ship now?

After deciding on the new name, Xu Wei immediately decided to find SpongeBob and Squidward again.

For their sake, even the name of the fleet has been changed. If you don’t surrender...

"Don't blame me for getting mad!"

Think about it, except for recruiting Eric Zan and Pinocchio, none of the crew members recruited later developed peacefully.

Even if it was Pai Daxing who was summoned, Xu Wei had several fights because of him.

Even the second son in front of him did not surrender peacefully and had several fights.

"Katakuri, I figured it out. I was too reasonable before."

Licking his lips, Xu Wei's eyes shone brightly, as if there were flames rising:

"To recruit crew members, you can't rely on words, you have to rely on fists."

"We'll tie up SpongeBob and Squidward later. We'll be polite first and then fight. You'll play the white face, and I'll play the red face."

"What do you mean?" Katakuri was a little confused.

"Stupid! This...that...then...do you understand?"

"I understand." Katakuri narrowed his eyes slightly, "You mean, you play the good guy and I play the bad guy. If they don't listen, let me beat them until they are convinced?"

Xu Wei laughed twice.

Children can be taught.

This way, we can make full use of Katakuri's appearance advantage.

Just when Xu Wei was proud, Katakuri took out the earth dragon trident and knocked Xu Wei over with one blow.

"I help you with ideas, I help you come up with names, and I still have to play the bad guy?"

Nothing is so oppressive!

With a boom, Xu Wei flew from the lobby to the cashier, and hit the wall to reveal a "big" character.

"puff--"

"Katakuri, calm down! Calm down!"

Xu Wei hurriedly explained, "I don't have to ask you to play the bad guy, but if you say it yourself, if I play the bad guy, who will believe it? I am born with the face of a good guy!"

Um? The face of a good guy?

Slowly putting down the trident, Katakuri glanced at him steadily and sighed.

The appearance is mediocre, so mediocre that it is unforgettable.

Paired with the grit and dust all over his body, he is indeed the perfect template for a 'good guy'.

"Well, Captain, I misunderstood you."

Xu Wei secretly felt sad, "Rebellion, rebellion! The perfect second son has now turned into a traitor and actually used violence against the captain."

Come on Mrs. Joel and save me.

If that doesn't work, a Bond would do.

……

Before kidnapping people, Xu Wei simply changed the name of the restaurant. Pirate Dessert Restaurant or something, it was too ugly.

With one stroke of the pen, dragons and phoenixes dance.

【Bikinburger Dessert Restaurant】

Looking at his calligraphy, Xu Wei nodded with satisfaction.

In order to recruit SpongeBob and Squidward, he changed his mind a second time, first changing the name of the fleet and now the name of the restaurant.

If they don't call Captain sincerely, Xu Wei will really go crazy.

In the middle of the night, SpongeBob fell into a deep sleep.

He was really exhausted from working as a cashier and a cook for several days in a row, and since he didn't go on a night trip with Patrick Star, he went to bed early.

In his sleep, Spongebob suddenly found himself flying.

He thought it was a dream, rubbed his eyes, turned over and continued to sleep.

Ten minutes later, there was a bang and the dazzling light suddenly woke up Spongebob and Squidward.

In a blink of an eye, I arrived at a dessert restaurant.

"Squidward? Why did you come to my house?"

"Idiot, this is a dessert restaurant!"

Brother Squidward gathered up his pajamas, put the ball of his nightcap behind, and looked at Xu and Wei in confusion.

Because he was very happy after changing jobs, Squidward didn't get angry immediately.

It's just that he doesn't understand. What happened at night?

"Captain, what are you..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Katakuri, wearing a motorcycle leather jacket and holding an earth dragon trident, strode closer with an evil aura.

shuh...

The sharp tip of the halberd fell on his neck, and the cold touch made Squidward's hair stand on end.

"Surrender or die? This is the question."