I use the fox fairy to suppress all ghosts
Chapter 2116 Leading the Army into the Urn
It was very difficult for everyone to hold back their laughter. I couldn't help laughing first, and the others also laughed.
Xiaopang didn’t know much about the sloppy Taoist priest exchanging sweet potatoes for the Eight Treasure Bags of Heaven and Earth. Seeing me laughing so crazily, he came up to me and asked, “Xiaojie, have you remembered anything funny? Follow me. Just talk about it and make me happy too..."
"I remembered you catching grasshoppers when you were a kid... having your butt bitten by a big cock... walking sideways like a crab... hahaha..." Little Fatty didn't ask about it at first, so I couldn't remember it either. When this happened, I wanted to laugh even more, which made my stomach hurt.
When I mentioned the embarrassing incident, Xiaopang's face suddenly turned red, and he rushed over and covered my mouth: "Don't say...don't say..."
Brother Gu and Chi Lang saw this and wanted to hear about it, so they immediately gathered around with smiles. Even the red-haired hall master looked like he was gossiping.
"Little Fatty still has this matter. Tell me in detail, how did he get his ass bitten by the big cock?" Brother Gu became more and more curious.
Chilang and Kasang had already rushed over and took Xiaopang's hand to prevent him from covering my mouth.
I told the big guy in great detail the embarrassing story of the little fat guy getting his ass fucked by the big cock.
Not only was he bitten once by the big cock, but he was also hit repeatedly and was finally taken to the hospital by ambulance.
After hearing what I said, everyone couldn't stop laughing. The red-haired hall master also laughed so hard that he nearly rolled on the floor.
"It's amazing... The fat man is no ordinary person at first glance... Hahaha..." The red-haired hall master laughed so hard that snot bubbles almost popped out of his nose.
I thought to myself, you two are pretty much the same, elder brother, don’t laugh at the second brother, the person who can make a sloppy Taoist priest exchange a big sweet potato for the Eight Treasures Bag of Heaven and Earth is not an ordinary person.
The little fat man covered his face and rolled on the ground, saying that he was too embarrassed to see anyone.
After such a fuss, we suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.
But each of us knows in our hearts that there will be a fierce battle next.
Life and death for these few of us are also uncertain.
The more dangerous the situation, the more we need to relax and not tense up, so that our thinking will be clearer.
Through the two guardians of the Zoroastrian Cult, we learned that the red-haired hall master Abdu's cultivation level was actually very high, but his brain was not very bright, so he was always a hall master and had no chance of promotion.
Now that the five great lords have lost three, they are planning to promote Abdu to be the envoy of the Muzun among the five great lords.
As long as he becomes the envoy of the Wood Lord, the leader will teach him some wood spells, and his cultivation will be greatly improved.
I have to say that this red-haired hall master is very suitable to be the envoy of the Wooden Lord. He is indeed quite wooden, and he is actually a good person. When he met us, he could obviously grab the Ten Thousand Years Snow Lotus Fruit, but he had to use the Eight Treasures Bag of the Universe. There is nothing we can do if we exchange the big sweet potatoes for the sloppy Taoist priest, but we are tricked by the sloppy Taoist priest when they are delivered to our door.
I have not been idle these days. I stay with the two Zoroastrian Cult protectors every day, setting up the anti-Five Elements Thousand Faces search and kill array.
In addition to building the nine magic platforms, there are also many complicated arrangements to be made. For example, such a highly lethal magic circle will definitely require a lot of energy to arrange.
My task is to set up the formation, and the task of the two guardians is to hide the aura of the magic formation and try not to make people feel the existence of the magic formation here.
If there is no cover-up, some people with advanced cultivation will sense the aura of the magic circle once they get close to it and take precautions in advance.
After being hidden by the two guardians, even if they could detect it, they would relax their vigilance, thinking that it was a small magic circle and would not pose much of a threat to them.
It took three days to complete the arrangement of the array.
Not long after the arrangements were made here, Tan Ma, a Zoroastrian who was responsible for patrolling near the snow-capped mountains, came to report.
It is said that many people from the Tianshen Palace have recently come to the vicinity of the snow mountain and are searching everywhere.
They should be looking for the location of the Zoroastrian Cult's main altar.
Moreover, they came in large numbers, covering the mountains and plains, estimated to be at least seven or eight hundred people.
Last time, we joined forces with the two guardians to kill Tabu, the right guardian of Tianshen Palace.
This alerted the people of Tianshen Palace that the Zoroastrian Cult's main altar was nearby, but they had never found it.
But they came at the right time. Our anti-Five Elements Thousand Faces search and kill array had been deployed, and we were just waiting for them to take the bait.
Now a few of us got together again and discussed what to do next.
Brother Gu first said: "Since Xiaojie and the two guardians have already set up the magic circle, let's go with them and lead them to the magic circle first."
"Well, sooner or later there will be a fight, so let them in today." The sloppy Taoist priest's eyes suddenly became sharp.
"Luo Laoliu, don't rush into action yet. I think you'd better report to our mother-in-law first. Although you can order the Zoroastrian Cult now, my mother-in-law is still in charge, so that she can be prepared." I smiled. said.
"Go away, you kid! If you keep talking nonsense like this, I'll tear your mouth apart!" the sloppy Taoist priest said angrily.
"You can just talk about my wife, but I can't talk about you anymore. You can only take advantage of it, right?" I said angrily.
"Okay, okay...we all have wives, and we are still bickering here. We are not afraid of other people's jokes, and we don't care what time it is." Brother Gu waved his hand.
After a pause, he continued: "But Xiao Jie is right, no matter what, you must tell us first... No, let's inform Xiao Luo's mother-in-law first, after all, she is the real leader."
At that moment, a group of us came to the cave where the leader lived. We all walked unimpeded along the way. Those people from the Zoroastrian Cult seemed to know that the sloppy Taoist priest was the uncle of the Zoroastrian Cult. After seeing it, they all came forward to salute.
Even the guards of the cave smiled when they saw us and called out "Hello, uncle."
Soon, we came to the cave, asked someone to inform us, got the permission, and then walked in.
The leader is sitting on the big chair, waiting for us.
"Daozhang Luo, do you want to see me for something important?" The leader still had a cold face.
"Report to the leader, through the scouting horses outside, that there are many people from the Tianshen Palace around the snow-capped mountains. My brother and the two guardians have already set up an anti-Five Elements Thousand Faces search and kill formation. I think we can take action to kill them. Lead it into the magic circle." The sloppy Taoist priest said respectfully.
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