Live broadcast: Start making troubles from the ninja world
Chapter 4: The head of a dog on the wall of earth flow
In the video, two members of the Konoha Council of Elders, Mito Kadoen and Koharu Koharu, were drinking tea. Suddenly they noticed that the table was shaking and there was loud noise outside. They couldn't help but ask:
"What happened?"
An old man on crutches came in and said:
"Akatsuki's operation has begun."
"Tuanzo?"
"The one who attacked is Akatsuki's leader Pain" Danzo
"Not only did he kill Jiraiya, but then he started attacking Konoha?" Mito Kadoyan
[Jiraiya: "What? Did I die? Did I die in Yahiko's hands?"]
[Yahiko: "Jiraiya-sensei, you told me I'm dead"]
In the picture, a giant centipede attacks a woman with a big belly.
[Nara Shikamaru: "Is this Kurenai-sensei?"]
[Inuzuka Kiba: "Why is Kurenai-sensei pregnant?"]
[Sarutobi Asuma: "Red?"]
[Yuhi Hong: "?"]
Yuhi Hong saw that she was pregnant in the picture. What was going on?Who is the child's father?
The system seemed to sense the doubts of this group of people, and suddenly interrupted the video on the screen and inserted another video.
A girl with red pupils appeared in the painting. She introduced herself and said:
"My name is Sarutobi Mirai! My mother is Yuhi Kurenai!"
Then there was another video, in which Uchiha Shisui closed his left eye and said to Itachi:
"Itachi! Did I entrust my future to you?"
[Senju Hashirama: "Ou Doudou! Why can't I understand? Whose is that red-bellied child?"]
[Senju Tobirama: "This live broadcast editing system is really bad."]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Is that Shisui-san?"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "Oh my God, the child in the red belly is Uchiha Shisui's child?"]
[Yuhi Kurenai: "Bastard Kakashi! What are you talking about?"]
[Nara Shikamaru: "Ahem! Kakashi-sensei! That child she said is called Sarutobi Mirai, it's obviously Asuma-sensei's child!"]
[Nara Shikaku: "That's right! It's so obvious that you can't even see it! Kakashi!"]
[Ohnoki: "Who said that the one named Sarutobi is the one named Asuma?"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "That's right! Maybe that's Sarutobi Hiruzen's seed? (?w?)"]
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "You two bastards!"]
The Third Hokage's heart was filled with anger, damn it!These two bastards actually said that the child was his son!Damn me!Can you also say it?
Continuing to play the video of Pain's attack on Konoha, the centipede was blocked by Nara Shikamaru's shadow. Shikamaru used the detonating talisman to blow up several sections of the centipede!
The Pains' attack caused heavy losses to Konoha, and there were explosions everywhere.
[Deidara: "Hahaha! I didn't expect that the leader is also an artist!"]
[Payne: "..."]
Mito Monohan and Koharu, who had transferred to the dormitory, came to the Hokage's office to persuade Tsunade to let Naruto not come back to Konoha, but Tsunade was scolded back.
[Tsunade: "Huh? Why do I trust Naruto brat so much?"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Humph! I will become the strongest Hokage surpassing all previous Hokages in the future!"]
【Tsunade:"……"】
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Humph! Idiot!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Asshole! Haas give it!!!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "How can I masturbate more!!!"]
……
In the screen, Tsunade gave orders one after another and ran out of the office. The ninja who contacted Naruto was about to leave, but was stabbed in the back.
When the camera turned, it was discovered that Danzo was holding a knife:
"What a bunch of useless guys!"
[Contact Frog: Am I just gone?I'm holding your mother in my arms, Danzo! 】
[Gamabunta: "Holy shit! Damn Danzo actually attacked our Myoboku Mountain! I'll give you a blow too!"]
[Toad Ken: "We can't just let it go!"]
[Danzo: "..."]
[Gamabunta: "What did you order? Damn it! A pig!"]
This Danzo is so stupid, how long has it been, and this guy is still thinking about fighting among himself!
[Senju Tobirama: "How long, Danzo, are you still thinking about internal fighting! Didn't you see that Konoha has been invaded? If you don't help, it will cause chaos."]
[Fortunately, I didn’t choose you to be the third generation. It seems I was right]
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Oh! Teacher, just forgive him. Azang must know that he was wrong."]
Damn Hiruzen, I take the blame every day, but Danzo still understands the situation.
[Shimura Danzo: "I'm sorry!"]
In the picture, Tsunade stood on the roof of the Hokage Building, looking firmly ahead.
"No matter what happens, we must protect the village and bet on the name of Hokage."
[Jiraira: "Hahaha! Tsunade, you guy!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Hahaha! Well done!"]
[Senju Tobirama also nodded with satisfaction: "Well done! Xiaozuna!"]
[Tsunade: "Grandpa! Second Grandpa!"]
Tsunade was drinking in Tanshu Street. The appearance of the live broadcast room changed her mentality a lot. She could talk to her brother and lover on it.
Not only Tsunade, but also Uchiha Sasuke, he can also communicate with his parents. , his mentality has also changed a lot.
……
Tendo Payne came to Umino Iruka and said:
"Say quickly! Where is the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki, or I will kill you."
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Iruka-sensei!!!"]
Seeing that Pain was about to attack Iruka, his throat raised. This guy would definitely kill Iruka-sensei!
Tendo Pain took out the gangster and was about to stab Iruka, but was blocked by a kunai. In a blink of an eye, he saw it was Kakashi!
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Phew! What a danger! It turns out to be Kakashi-sensei! Great, we must defeat this guy!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "I'll do my best!"]
"Leave this to me,"
Iruka secretly said: Please!Kakashi
[Senju Hashirama: "Konoha ninjas, see you working so hard to protect the village, Arigado!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Yeah! Except for Danzo!"]
[Shimura Danzo: "..."]
[Senju Tobirama: "But Kakashi, where did you get the Sharingan?"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "This eye was given to me by a friend!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "That's it!"]
Kakashi broke Pain's black stick with force, and Tiandao kicked Kakashi. Kakashi squatted down and dodged, forming seals with his hands.
"Earth Dungeon · Earth Flow Wall"
"Ding! Posting a question, why did Hatake Kakashi put the dog's head on the earth flow wall?"
"There are five quick-answer positions for this question, and those who answer correctly will be awarded 50 gold coins."
"Penalty for wrong answers is random!"
“You can also get some gold coins by complaining on the video!”
"The rush begins!"
The system is a bit messy!Ordinary people post one sentence a day, and they can only answer one question you post.
The system says that you are too weak. If you want to answer a few more questions, just work hard to increase your strength.
"Ding! Congratulations to Iwagakure Jonin for grabbing the number one position."
"Ding! Congratulations to Uchiha Madara for grabbing the second position."
"Ding! Congratulations Senju Tobirama for grabbing the third position."
"Ding! Congratulations to Ohnoki for grabbing the fourth position."
"Ding! Congratulations Nara Shikamaru for grabbing the fifth position."
[Iwagakure Jonin: "I, I actually got it!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Damn it! Your hand speed is faster than mine!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "I'll go! Where's me? Where's me? I didn't get it! (?_?)"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Don't worry! Brother! I've got it too, I won't let that guy Uchiha Madara get away with it"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara, give me this opportunity!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Get out!"]
"Ding! Please answer Iwagakure Jōnin, countdown to ten seconds!"
[Iwagakure Jonin: "Ah, I don't know!"]
"7 seconds"
"3 seconds"
[Iwagakure Jonin: "Ah! It's because Kakashi increased the defense of the Doryu Wall!"]
"Ding! Wrong answer! One of the A-level ninjutsu will be deducted!"
[Iwagakure Jonin: "Hey! I have an A-level fire escape, but I seem to have forgotten how to use it."]
"Did you really forget?" Onoki said with a look of disbelief. He thought he was bluffing him?
The ninja nodded.
hiss!Onoki took a deep breath, his mind spinning rapidly as a thinker.
"Ding! Uchiha Madara please answer!"
[Uchiha Madara: "Because Kakashi, uh, because Kakashi likes to do this?"]
Damn it, Uchiha Madara is stuck too, and damn he doesn’t know this Hatake Kakashi. How can he know why Kakashi carved a dog’s head on the earth flow wall just by relying on a video!
It has been said before that it can increase the defense of the earth flow wall, but this is not true!What else can he do!Asking this kind of question is simply outrageous!
Could it be that the answer is that the dog's head saves his life?hiss!
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara! You must be wrong!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Even my brother thinks it's wrong, Madara, you're done"]
【Uchiha Madara: "..."】
"Ding! Wrong answer!"
[Senju Tobirama: "Hahaha!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Madara! Kakashi must be single! Otherwise, why would you do such a thing like this!"]
【Senju Tobirama: "???"】
[Uchiha Madara: "???"]
Qian Shu Feijian covered his forehead, thinking what his brother was going to say?Sure enough, his eldest brother is still his eldest brother!
[Yuhi Kurenai: "As far as I know, Kakashi is indeed single!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "..."]
[Senju Hashirama: "Look! Look!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Brother! Why have you suddenly become smarter?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "I've always been smart, okay→_→"]
【Thousands of Hands: "..."】
[Yuhi Kurenai: "Um, Nidaime-sama, aren't the first generations smart?"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Don't ask me this kind of question, junior"]
[Yuhi Hong: "..."]
……
"What happened?"
An old man on crutches came in and said:
"Akatsuki's operation has begun."
"Tuanzo?"
"The one who attacked is Akatsuki's leader Pain" Danzo
"Not only did he kill Jiraiya, but then he started attacking Konoha?" Mito Kadoyan
[Jiraiya: "What? Did I die? Did I die in Yahiko's hands?"]
[Yahiko: "Jiraiya-sensei, you told me I'm dead"]
In the picture, a giant centipede attacks a woman with a big belly.
[Nara Shikamaru: "Is this Kurenai-sensei?"]
[Inuzuka Kiba: "Why is Kurenai-sensei pregnant?"]
[Sarutobi Asuma: "Red?"]
[Yuhi Hong: "?"]
Yuhi Hong saw that she was pregnant in the picture. What was going on?Who is the child's father?
The system seemed to sense the doubts of this group of people, and suddenly interrupted the video on the screen and inserted another video.
A girl with red pupils appeared in the painting. She introduced herself and said:
"My name is Sarutobi Mirai! My mother is Yuhi Kurenai!"
Then there was another video, in which Uchiha Shisui closed his left eye and said to Itachi:
"Itachi! Did I entrust my future to you?"
[Senju Hashirama: "Ou Doudou! Why can't I understand? Whose is that red-bellied child?"]
[Senju Tobirama: "This live broadcast editing system is really bad."]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Is that Shisui-san?"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "Oh my God, the child in the red belly is Uchiha Shisui's child?"]
[Yuhi Kurenai: "Bastard Kakashi! What are you talking about?"]
[Nara Shikamaru: "Ahem! Kakashi-sensei! That child she said is called Sarutobi Mirai, it's obviously Asuma-sensei's child!"]
[Nara Shikaku: "That's right! It's so obvious that you can't even see it! Kakashi!"]
[Ohnoki: "Who said that the one named Sarutobi is the one named Asuma?"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "That's right! Maybe that's Sarutobi Hiruzen's seed? (?w?)"]
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "You two bastards!"]
The Third Hokage's heart was filled with anger, damn it!These two bastards actually said that the child was his son!Damn me!Can you also say it?
Continuing to play the video of Pain's attack on Konoha, the centipede was blocked by Nara Shikamaru's shadow. Shikamaru used the detonating talisman to blow up several sections of the centipede!
The Pains' attack caused heavy losses to Konoha, and there were explosions everywhere.
[Deidara: "Hahaha! I didn't expect that the leader is also an artist!"]
[Payne: "..."]
Mito Monohan and Koharu, who had transferred to the dormitory, came to the Hokage's office to persuade Tsunade to let Naruto not come back to Konoha, but Tsunade was scolded back.
[Tsunade: "Huh? Why do I trust Naruto brat so much?"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Humph! I will become the strongest Hokage surpassing all previous Hokages in the future!"]
【Tsunade:"……"】
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Humph! Idiot!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Asshole! Haas give it!!!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "How can I masturbate more!!!"]
……
In the screen, Tsunade gave orders one after another and ran out of the office. The ninja who contacted Naruto was about to leave, but was stabbed in the back.
When the camera turned, it was discovered that Danzo was holding a knife:
"What a bunch of useless guys!"
[Contact Frog: Am I just gone?I'm holding your mother in my arms, Danzo! 】
[Gamabunta: "Holy shit! Damn Danzo actually attacked our Myoboku Mountain! I'll give you a blow too!"]
[Toad Ken: "We can't just let it go!"]
[Danzo: "..."]
[Gamabunta: "What did you order? Damn it! A pig!"]
This Danzo is so stupid, how long has it been, and this guy is still thinking about fighting among himself!
[Senju Tobirama: "How long, Danzo, are you still thinking about internal fighting! Didn't you see that Konoha has been invaded? If you don't help, it will cause chaos."]
[Fortunately, I didn’t choose you to be the third generation. It seems I was right]
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Oh! Teacher, just forgive him. Azang must know that he was wrong."]
Damn Hiruzen, I take the blame every day, but Danzo still understands the situation.
[Shimura Danzo: "I'm sorry!"]
In the picture, Tsunade stood on the roof of the Hokage Building, looking firmly ahead.
"No matter what happens, we must protect the village and bet on the name of Hokage."
[Jiraira: "Hahaha! Tsunade, you guy!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Hahaha! Well done!"]
[Senju Tobirama also nodded with satisfaction: "Well done! Xiaozuna!"]
[Tsunade: "Grandpa! Second Grandpa!"]
Tsunade was drinking in Tanshu Street. The appearance of the live broadcast room changed her mentality a lot. She could talk to her brother and lover on it.
Not only Tsunade, but also Uchiha Sasuke, he can also communicate with his parents. , his mentality has also changed a lot.
……
Tendo Payne came to Umino Iruka and said:
"Say quickly! Where is the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki, or I will kill you."
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Iruka-sensei!!!"]
Seeing that Pain was about to attack Iruka, his throat raised. This guy would definitely kill Iruka-sensei!
Tendo Pain took out the gangster and was about to stab Iruka, but was blocked by a kunai. In a blink of an eye, he saw it was Kakashi!
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Phew! What a danger! It turns out to be Kakashi-sensei! Great, we must defeat this guy!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "I'll do my best!"]
"Leave this to me,"
Iruka secretly said: Please!Kakashi
[Senju Hashirama: "Konoha ninjas, see you working so hard to protect the village, Arigado!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Yeah! Except for Danzo!"]
[Shimura Danzo: "..."]
[Senju Tobirama: "But Kakashi, where did you get the Sharingan?"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "This eye was given to me by a friend!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "That's it!"]
Kakashi broke Pain's black stick with force, and Tiandao kicked Kakashi. Kakashi squatted down and dodged, forming seals with his hands.
"Earth Dungeon · Earth Flow Wall"
"Ding! Posting a question, why did Hatake Kakashi put the dog's head on the earth flow wall?"
"There are five quick-answer positions for this question, and those who answer correctly will be awarded 50 gold coins."
"Penalty for wrong answers is random!"
“You can also get some gold coins by complaining on the video!”
"The rush begins!"
The system is a bit messy!Ordinary people post one sentence a day, and they can only answer one question you post.
The system says that you are too weak. If you want to answer a few more questions, just work hard to increase your strength.
"Ding! Congratulations to Iwagakure Jonin for grabbing the number one position."
"Ding! Congratulations to Uchiha Madara for grabbing the second position."
"Ding! Congratulations Senju Tobirama for grabbing the third position."
"Ding! Congratulations to Ohnoki for grabbing the fourth position."
"Ding! Congratulations Nara Shikamaru for grabbing the fifth position."
[Iwagakure Jonin: "I, I actually got it!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Damn it! Your hand speed is faster than mine!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "I'll go! Where's me? Where's me? I didn't get it! (?_?)"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Don't worry! Brother! I've got it too, I won't let that guy Uchiha Madara get away with it"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara, give me this opportunity!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Get out!"]
"Ding! Please answer Iwagakure Jōnin, countdown to ten seconds!"
[Iwagakure Jonin: "Ah, I don't know!"]
"7 seconds"
"3 seconds"
[Iwagakure Jonin: "Ah! It's because Kakashi increased the defense of the Doryu Wall!"]
"Ding! Wrong answer! One of the A-level ninjutsu will be deducted!"
[Iwagakure Jonin: "Hey! I have an A-level fire escape, but I seem to have forgotten how to use it."]
"Did you really forget?" Onoki said with a look of disbelief. He thought he was bluffing him?
The ninja nodded.
hiss!Onoki took a deep breath, his mind spinning rapidly as a thinker.
"Ding! Uchiha Madara please answer!"
[Uchiha Madara: "Because Kakashi, uh, because Kakashi likes to do this?"]
Damn it, Uchiha Madara is stuck too, and damn he doesn’t know this Hatake Kakashi. How can he know why Kakashi carved a dog’s head on the earth flow wall just by relying on a video!
It has been said before that it can increase the defense of the earth flow wall, but this is not true!What else can he do!Asking this kind of question is simply outrageous!
Could it be that the answer is that the dog's head saves his life?hiss!
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara! You must be wrong!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Even my brother thinks it's wrong, Madara, you're done"]
【Uchiha Madara: "..."】
"Ding! Wrong answer!"
[Senju Tobirama: "Hahaha!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Madara! Kakashi must be single! Otherwise, why would you do such a thing like this!"]
【Senju Tobirama: "???"】
[Uchiha Madara: "???"]
Qian Shu Feijian covered his forehead, thinking what his brother was going to say?Sure enough, his eldest brother is still his eldest brother!
[Yuhi Kurenai: "As far as I know, Kakashi is indeed single!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "..."]
[Senju Hashirama: "Look! Look!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Brother! Why have you suddenly become smarter?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "I've always been smart, okay→_→"]
【Thousands of Hands: "..."】
[Yuhi Kurenai: "Um, Nidaime-sama, aren't the first generations smart?"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Don't ask me this kind of question, junior"]
[Yuhi Hong: "..."]
……
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