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Chapter 85 Itachi: Hold on!I'll cut off his network cable immediately
"I said the only one who can stop me is Hashirama!!!"
"It's a pity that he is no longer here..."
[Gaara: "It seems that the five of us...can't defeat him!"]
[Teimi Mei: "It seems that you have to reincarnate Hashirama-dono from the dirt!"]
[Ohonoki: "Kabuto, why the hell are you trying to resurrect Madara? Even if you resurrect a monkey!"]
[Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Ohnoki!!! I'm dnnnd!"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Who else will be reincarnated in the dirt now? Hurry!"]
[Orochimaru: "Me! Me! I can!"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Weren't you sealed by Uchiha Itachi? ←_←"]
[Orochimaru: "Damn! I hate you! Itachi! (▼ plate▼#)"]
[Uchiha Itachi: "..."]
"But maybe this is a good thing for you!"
"because……"
"Clang!"
"boom!!!!!!"
Madara pulled out Susan's sword and struck the mountain with one strike, actually cutting a mountain in half.
"If it's just me, the scope of the rewritten map will not be so large!"
"Then why didn't you kill us then?"
Onoki stood up and asked Madara confused.
"Which adult would get angry with a child? Are you making a fool of yourself?"
[Senju Hashirama: "Madara, you are so pretentious!"]
【Uchiha Madara: "..."】
The video skips again, and bright lights rise on the battlefield.
The reincarnations of the entire battlefield were all lifted, including the seven Jinchūriki, Chiyo, Deidara, etc...
Just when Uchiha Madara Susanoo's chakra sword slashed the five shadows, Madara's Susanoo disappeared.
"Ding! The answer task is triggered. Who prevented the reincarnation of the dirty earth?"
"Those who answer correctly will be rewarded randomly! If you answer incorrectly, you will be punished by not being able to poop for 45 days!"
"The whole ninja world needs to answer!"
[Bai Jue: "What!!!!!! Shit? What does it smell like??? Tell me quickly!!!!!!"]
[Ghost Lantern Huayue: "This, this, this...isn't this too uncomfortable? 45 days!!! A whole 45 days!!! Isn't this a blockage?"]
[The Third Raikage Ai: "Gulu! How scary!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "This blockade is okay, but if it is released after 45 days, it won't explode to the sky?"]
[Jiraiya: "And there are so many people in the ninja world..."]
[Ohnoki: "Damn it!!! Don't answer Iwagakure if you're not 100% sure! Our village doesn't have that many toilets!"]
Ohnoki was right, there are only one or two toilets in a family, and there are so many people in a family. Letting people out after holding in for 45...
Damn it!I can’t imagine it! ! !
[Tsunade: "Let's discuss it first!"]
[Gaara: "It should be Itachi Uchiha, right?"]
[Temari: "Naruto, right?"]
[Tiantian: "Isn't Naruto going to deal with that masked man?"]
[Aburame Shino: "Isn't there still Sasuke?"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Choose me, choose me! You are right to choose me! Did you see me in the video? I am so powerful!"]
[Nara Shikamaru: "Let's check it out first! The person who can stop Kabuto must not be too weak. This excludes 90.00% of people!"]
[Nara Shikaku: "Since Madara appeared, the only people who have not been on the battlefield are Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Itachi who appeared in the video!"]
[Minato Namikaze: "Naruto is my son. I believe he will fulfill the five kage's instructions, which means he should go to the masked man!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Choose that Itachi! After all, he is pretty good!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Nidaime, why didn't you choose me? (??Sa?)!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Because you look the same as Izuna!"]
[Uchiha Izuna: "Hot Chicken Tobirama! (╬??Dan??)"]
[Changjuro: "But the Second Hokage, Uchiha Itachi is the traitorous ninja of Konoha!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Really?"]
[Changjuro: "Did you not notice the slash on his forehead when you watched the video?"]
[Senju Tobirama: "I didn't pay attention! I just ignored the two brothers fighting! Then choose Uchiha Sasuke!!!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "I believe you! Sasuke!!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "^_^"]
[Jiraiya: "Follow Naruto! That's right!"]
[Namikaze Minato: "Follow Jiraiya-sensei! That's right!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "Follow the teacher! That's right!"]
[Gaara: "I choose Itachi, you can do whatever you want!"]
"Ding! The number of people is being counted! Uchiha Itachi and most people choose Sasuke, Gaara, Uchiha Sasuke and a few others choose Itachi, and a small number choose Uzumaki Naruto"
"Ding! The correct answer is Uchiha Itachi!"
"Ding! Wrong answer! You won't be able to poop in 45 days!"
【Fuck!Did I hear that correctly?Isn't Itachi Uchiha a rebellious ninja?He prevented the reincarnation of the dirty earth! 】
【Holy shit!Hurry up!Go build a toilet!No one in the village got the answer right! 】
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Holy crap! Sasuke, didn't you say you stopped it yourself? 45 days! 45 na! (╬??Na??)"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Cough cough cough!"]
Sasuke actually believed his brother this time because he found that he no longer had the hatred for Itachi in the video.
Instead, he kept asking Itachi about the truth, and he felt his brother's love again!
[Ohnoki: "Damn it! What's wrong with you, the Second Hokage?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "F*ck! Tobirama I hate you! 45!!! 45 Oh my god! But, it feels pretty good! Hahahahaha!!!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Brother! Why are you panicking? Have you ever pooped in the Pure Land for so long?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "No..."]
[Sarutobi Hiruzen: "After 45 days, I won't be able to survive! Tsunade, please help me prepare for my funeral!"]
[Ohnoki: "Loess! You can also help me prepare for my funeral!"]
【Tsunade:"……"】
【loess:"……"】
The video switched to the scene of two brothers, Sasuke and Itachi.
"You still have time……"
The video then started playing Itachi's memories.
Sasuke outside the video was stunned, completely stunned.
Uchiha Itachi outside the video was panicked, completely panicked.
"I always tell lies to you to forgive me, and I always push you far away with these hands!"
"I don't want to get you involved, but now that I think about it, maybe you once had the power to change your parents and Uchiha!"
"If only I could look you in the face from the beginning and discuss the truth on the same footing as you!"
"At this point, no matter how much I, a loser, tell you, you won't listen."
"So this time I want to at least let you know more about the truth!"
"It doesn't matter if you never forgive me, no matter what you become in the future!"
"I will always love you!"
Then Itachi disappeared with the white light...
Sasuke shed tears when he saw this.
"It's a pity that he is no longer here..."
[Gaara: "It seems that the five of us...can't defeat him!"]
[Teimi Mei: "It seems that you have to reincarnate Hashirama-dono from the dirt!"]
[Ohonoki: "Kabuto, why the hell are you trying to resurrect Madara? Even if you resurrect a monkey!"]
[Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Ohnoki!!! I'm dnnnd!"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Who else will be reincarnated in the dirt now? Hurry!"]
[Orochimaru: "Me! Me! I can!"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Weren't you sealed by Uchiha Itachi? ←_←"]
[Orochimaru: "Damn! I hate you! Itachi! (▼ plate▼#)"]
[Uchiha Itachi: "..."]
"But maybe this is a good thing for you!"
"because……"
"Clang!"
"boom!!!!!!"
Madara pulled out Susan's sword and struck the mountain with one strike, actually cutting a mountain in half.
"If it's just me, the scope of the rewritten map will not be so large!"
"Then why didn't you kill us then?"
Onoki stood up and asked Madara confused.
"Which adult would get angry with a child? Are you making a fool of yourself?"
[Senju Hashirama: "Madara, you are so pretentious!"]
【Uchiha Madara: "..."】
The video skips again, and bright lights rise on the battlefield.
The reincarnations of the entire battlefield were all lifted, including the seven Jinchūriki, Chiyo, Deidara, etc...
Just when Uchiha Madara Susanoo's chakra sword slashed the five shadows, Madara's Susanoo disappeared.
"Ding! The answer task is triggered. Who prevented the reincarnation of the dirty earth?"
"Those who answer correctly will be rewarded randomly! If you answer incorrectly, you will be punished by not being able to poop for 45 days!"
"The whole ninja world needs to answer!"
[Bai Jue: "What!!!!!! Shit? What does it smell like??? Tell me quickly!!!!!!"]
[Ghost Lantern Huayue: "This, this, this...isn't this too uncomfortable? 45 days!!! A whole 45 days!!! Isn't this a blockage?"]
[The Third Raikage Ai: "Gulu! How scary!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "This blockade is okay, but if it is released after 45 days, it won't explode to the sky?"]
[Jiraiya: "And there are so many people in the ninja world..."]
[Ohnoki: "Damn it!!! Don't answer Iwagakure if you're not 100% sure! Our village doesn't have that many toilets!"]
Ohnoki was right, there are only one or two toilets in a family, and there are so many people in a family. Letting people out after holding in for 45...
Damn it!I can’t imagine it! ! !
[Tsunade: "Let's discuss it first!"]
[Gaara: "It should be Itachi Uchiha, right?"]
[Temari: "Naruto, right?"]
[Tiantian: "Isn't Naruto going to deal with that masked man?"]
[Aburame Shino: "Isn't there still Sasuke?"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Choose me, choose me! You are right to choose me! Did you see me in the video? I am so powerful!"]
[Nara Shikamaru: "Let's check it out first! The person who can stop Kabuto must not be too weak. This excludes 90.00% of people!"]
[Nara Shikaku: "Since Madara appeared, the only people who have not been on the battlefield are Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Itachi who appeared in the video!"]
[Minato Namikaze: "Naruto is my son. I believe he will fulfill the five kage's instructions, which means he should go to the masked man!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Choose that Itachi! After all, he is pretty good!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Nidaime, why didn't you choose me? (??Sa?)!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Because you look the same as Izuna!"]
[Uchiha Izuna: "Hot Chicken Tobirama! (╬??Dan??)"]
[Changjuro: "But the Second Hokage, Uchiha Itachi is the traitorous ninja of Konoha!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Really?"]
[Changjuro: "Did you not notice the slash on his forehead when you watched the video?"]
[Senju Tobirama: "I didn't pay attention! I just ignored the two brothers fighting! Then choose Uchiha Sasuke!!!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "I believe you! Sasuke!!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "^_^"]
[Jiraiya: "Follow Naruto! That's right!"]
[Namikaze Minato: "Follow Jiraiya-sensei! That's right!"]
[Kakashi Hatake: "Follow the teacher! That's right!"]
[Gaara: "I choose Itachi, you can do whatever you want!"]
"Ding! The number of people is being counted! Uchiha Itachi and most people choose Sasuke, Gaara, Uchiha Sasuke and a few others choose Itachi, and a small number choose Uzumaki Naruto"
"Ding! The correct answer is Uchiha Itachi!"
"Ding! Wrong answer! You won't be able to poop in 45 days!"
【Fuck!Did I hear that correctly?Isn't Itachi Uchiha a rebellious ninja?He prevented the reincarnation of the dirty earth! 】
【Holy shit!Hurry up!Go build a toilet!No one in the village got the answer right! 】
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Holy crap! Sasuke, didn't you say you stopped it yourself? 45 days! 45 na! (╬??Na??)"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Cough cough cough!"]
Sasuke actually believed his brother this time because he found that he no longer had the hatred for Itachi in the video.
Instead, he kept asking Itachi about the truth, and he felt his brother's love again!
[Ohnoki: "Damn it! What's wrong with you, the Second Hokage?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "F*ck! Tobirama I hate you! 45!!! 45 Oh my god! But, it feels pretty good! Hahahahaha!!!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Brother! Why are you panicking? Have you ever pooped in the Pure Land for so long?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "No..."]
[Sarutobi Hiruzen: "After 45 days, I won't be able to survive! Tsunade, please help me prepare for my funeral!"]
[Ohnoki: "Loess! You can also help me prepare for my funeral!"]
【Tsunade:"……"】
【loess:"……"】
The video switched to the scene of two brothers, Sasuke and Itachi.
"You still have time……"
The video then started playing Itachi's memories.
Sasuke outside the video was stunned, completely stunned.
Uchiha Itachi outside the video was panicked, completely panicked.
"I always tell lies to you to forgive me, and I always push you far away with these hands!"
"I don't want to get you involved, but now that I think about it, maybe you once had the power to change your parents and Uchiha!"
"If only I could look you in the face from the beginning and discuss the truth on the same footing as you!"
"At this point, no matter how much I, a loser, tell you, you won't listen."
"So this time I want to at least let you know more about the truth!"
"It doesn't matter if you never forgive me, no matter what you become in the future!"
"I will always love you!"
Then Itachi disappeared with the white light...
Sasuke shed tears when he saw this.
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