Villain: I just want to be a second generation ancestor

Fahai took a deep breath.

At the same time, I thought in my heart, "Master, don't blame me later, this is just a stopgap measure, I will definitely buy a few more banana magazines in the future to honor you."

Snapped--

Accompanied by the clear and sweet sound of the pocket, Fa Hai also opened his eyes.

But things backfired, and Wuzhi still showed no sign of waking up at this time.

"Huh? Is it because you don't have enough strength?"

This made him panic all of a sudden, and he slapped him a few more times.

Just like that, Fahai called the opponent dozens of times, and then Fahai gradually slowed down, but Wuzhi still closed his eyes tightly.

Looking at Chu Ci next to him, his expression became more and more ugly.

He simply gritted his 24 teeth and immediately launched his ultimate move.

After making such a decision in my heart.

He jumped straight into the air, making a gesture similar to that of a roc spreading its wings, which looked ridiculous.

This trick didn't have a name before, but at this moment...

It has!

Fa Hai's spiritual energy was running, his eyes were firm, and he couldn't help shouting, "Uncle Wuzhi! Give me a crow to fly!"

The voice just fell.

Fahai welded his ass to Wuzhi's face.

Maybe it was because I was too nervous, or the impact force was too great, and because I ate soy beans this morning, I couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and a mixture of nitrogen and carbon dioxide spewed out instantly.

"..."

Chu Ci was standing by the side at this time, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, and in time the aura was released and turned into a barrier to wrap the three of them inside, so he did not become a victim.

It's just that his face is extremely ugly, and he can't wait to go and destroy Fa Hai.

Even if you can't smell it, you can guess how offensive the smell is by listening to the sound of thunderbolt...

"Ding! Detect the host..."

Oh, no guesswork.

If the system can contribute 400 villain points, the taste must be comparable to biochemical weapons.

Chu Ci looked disgusted, and finally chose to avoid his sharpness for the time being, and hurriedly walked away from the source of the smell.

But Fa Hai may have been too nervous and didn't pay attention, or he may be too familiar with his own gas bombs and developed antibodies, so nothing happened at this time.

Instead, he looked at Chu Ci with a puzzled expression, wondering why the other party ran so far, wouldn't it be good to just stand here?

But he also knew that now was not the time to think about these things, so he quickly prepared to look at the ignorance beneath him.

But just as this thought came to him, he suddenly felt something moving under his buttocks, and he had some strength to wriggle around.

While feeling puzzled in his heart, Fa Hai slowly stood up from Wuzhi.

Then I looked down.

I saw that the other party's old wrinkled face was blushing for some reason at this time, and the big piercing eyes had become a little dim now, but they still stared at him bitterly.

He just felt baffled by this.

But he didn't think too much about it, anyway, it's good to wake up, and his mission is considered complete.

Fa Hai did not forget Chu Ci's previous words, and hastily turned around to look at the other party who was tens of meters away.

He waved his hand and said, "Young Master Chu, my uncle is awake, if you have anything to say, come over and ask him."

"..."

Seeing the yellow gas floating around Fa Hai, Chu Ci twitched fiercely, and didn't know what to say for a while.

It’s really strange that there are everywhere, especially around me.

This Fahai is also really awesome, although his level is not very high, but just looking at this move, it is still easy to deal with a Martial Emperor.

Among the people who have fought against each other, no one is more powerful than you. I would like to call you the strongest!

Standing in place like this for a while, Chu Ci found that the yellow gas did not show any signs of dissipating, and he admired Fa Hai more and more in his heart.

Thinking that going on like this was not an option, he said to Fa Hai, "Bring him here, I won't go here."

Although Fahai was puzzled when he heard the words, he still responded, "Okay, Young Master Chu, please wait a moment, I'll bring my uncle over right away."

talking.

He picked up Wuzhi from the ground and quickly walked towards Chuci.

Soon, he came in front of the opponent, and first put Wuzhi on the ground.

Then he asked, "Well, there should be nothing wrong with me now, I want to go back and take a shower, I don't know what you mean, Mr. Chu..."

".."

Seeing the way his legs were clamped tightly, Chu Ci felt very speechless.

Anyway, it should be next, and there is no place to use Fahai, so he waved his hands and said, "Go, wash it well, or let others smell your body, and they may not be able to bear it." hit you."

"?????"

Fa Hai listened with question marks all over his face, what is this all about?

Putting the tip of his nose to all parts of his body and sniffing, he found that there was no other smell except for a little bit of body odor.

It's impossible for others to come over and beat me indiscriminately because of this body odor, right?

It's really inexplicable...

But even though he thought so in his heart, he still nodded and said yes with a smile on his face, "Okay, okay, call me if you have anything, Master Chu, I will be there whenever you are called."

Say it.

He left here as if fleeing, and he knew at a glance that he was going to run away.

"Ah..."

Seeing Fa Hai gradually disappearing from sight, Chu Ci held his nose and retracted his gaze, his eyes were full of depression.

At this time, Zhu'er and Bo Ya also came to him.

Zhu'er kept her head down all the time, she didn't dare to look at Chu Ci, she just glanced at him once or twice from time to time, and didn't dare to say a word during that time.

Bo Ya naturally knew what she was thinking.

Although the lingering stench in the air made her feel very uncomfortable, she still said intentionally or unintentionally at this moment, "This old monk is not dead yet, Sister Spider's strength is really good."

Chu Ci turned his head to look at her, and then looked at the spider beside him, not quite understanding why the relationship between the two had suddenly improved a lot.

But he didn't think much about it, and finally he just said casually, "That's right, but if I hadn't followed up below, this old man would have fallen to his death, so Spider still needs to learn more fighting skills Just do it."

"Yes, yes, you are right."

Seeing what Chu Ci said, Bo Ya nodded in agreement, and at the same time poked the spider next to her with her arm.

Using sound transmission, "Look, I said that he won't ignore you, so just relax, and now hurry up and learn my words and say a few words, and earning more performance points is also good."

Zhu'er nodded quickly when she heard the words, looked up at Chu Ci and said, "Yes, yes, Brother Chu Ci, you are right."

At the same time, I thought in my heart, "Great, brother Chuci didn't ignore me, hehe..."

"Forehead..."

Chu Ci looked at the two suspiciously, not sure if they had a good heart or a premeditated plan, why did they say exactly the same thing?

But it's not the case now. When he was struggling with this matter, he secretly made a decision in his heart. After questioning them tonight, he set his sights on Wuzhi.

The opponent was exactly the same as before at this time, with his eyes still tightly closed.

But he could see that it was just a faux pas.

At this time, he said directly, "Old man without wisdom, I will give you three seconds. If you still don't get up from the ground, then I will ask the spider to kick you again."

talking.

He hugged the spider in his arms.

Continued, "3——2—"

But before he said this, Wuzhi, who was lying on the ground without moving, jumped up all of a sudden.

He kept saying, "Don't, don't, I'm up, I'm already up, don't let this little girl kick me!"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but carefully glanced at the spider, with a look of fear in the corners of his eyes.

He was at the Martial Emperor Realm anyway, but after this kick, his waist disc protruded?

horrible!terrible...

Seeing this, Chu Ci laughed directly, "Keep pretending, why don't you pretend, aren't you a Living Buddha, don't you need to be afraid of a little girl?"

The old man who listened without wisdom blushed, "It's a false name, it's just a false name, it was given to me. Besides, Miss Zhu'er is very powerful, how dare I compare her with her."

Chu Ci said disapprovingly, "I don't know who said that Zhu'er was going to discipline her for her parents, but she changed her face all of a sudden. It's a pity that you don't learn how to change your face."

"..."

When Chu Ci said this, Wuzhi tapped his toes nervously, for fear that the spider would fuck him again because of this.

But when he cast his eyes on the other party, he found that she didn't have any special expression at this time, she must be not angry anyway, he was still sure of this.

He was a little confused about this.

Under normal circumstances, it should be easy to blow your hair if someone uses your parents to talk about things, right?

Why does this violent girl who looks like a fairy still maintain a calm state of mind?

And how can the ignorant know.

In fact, in Zhu Er's heart, the concept of parents is very vague.

Therefore, she would subconsciously filter out these two words, not wanting to remind herself of certain things.

Therefore, from the beginning to the present, it can be said that she has never heard the word "parents" at all, so naturally she will not have any emotional changes.

If Wuzhi had spoken the Ci of Chu at the time...

Then he probably has already lined up at Meng Po's to get the soup.

Waited ten seconds.

Wuzhi found that the spider didn't intend to do anything.

Rejoicing in his heart, he said at the same time, "What Young Master Chu said is that I will learn about this face-changing in the future, and I will show you the first performance at that time."

Chu Ci glanced at him strangely, "I said, why are you so slapped because you don't understand what you said?"

Wuzhi was puzzled and said, "Young Master Chu, why did you say that? Didn't you just tell me to learn how to change faces? I don't think I got it wrong?"

Chu Ci chuckled, "No, no, you got it right, it's just that I overestimated you."

Wuzhi heard the words and was even more puzzled.

But it was not easy to ask directly, so in the end, he had no choice but to remain silent.

"Okay, let's get down to business."

Chu Ci didn't want to think about it at this time, wasting time talking with Wu Zhi, so he spoke directly.

"Now I will give you two choices. The first is that you obediently release the white snake and the green snake. The second is that I will beat you up first, and then I will take you to release the white and green snakes."

"Well, which one do you want to choose?"

"..."

After Wuzhi heard Chu Ci's words, he immediately collapsed and criticized

What's the difference between this riding horse?

To put it bluntly, don't you just want me to let go of those two evil animals?

Is it not good to say this kind of thing directly?

Do you have to add another option of beating?

Of course, these words are ignorant and dare not say them outright. After all, Zhu'er, the person who left a shadow in his heart, is still standing beside him at this time.

At this time, he just smiled and replied, "Haha, of course I will choose the first one."

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Seeing him acting so cowardly, Chu Ci was secretly speechless in his heart.

"Why don't you say at this time that I intend to collude with the beasts and put me under the Leifeng Pagoda?"

When Wuzhi heard this, his face turned green.

This is on and on, isn't it, is it interesting to keep bringing up old things?

Alas, forget it.

Anyway, you are awesome, you are right in whatever you say, I will follow your will from now on, when the time comes, as long as you don’t ask that strange girl to kick me, you can say what you like.

I thought so in my heart.

Wuzhi felt that this idea was instantly understood a lot.

He hurriedly laughed and said, "Young Master Chu, don't take it to heart. I was just talking nonsense at the time. How could a person like you, who is as handsome as you are, and the proud son of heaven, collude with strange beasts? Just take that as a fart." , let it go."

Chu Ci's face was thick enough, and he was praised for not being blushing or heartbeating.

At the end, he even nodded his head and said, "I'm still happy that you said that I have a good appearance, but this is a well-known thing, and if you say it, it means you didn't say it."

"But for the sake of your sincerity, I will reluctantly fart your words."

Speaking of it.

He unconsciously glanced at the spider.

In fact, it's not wrong to say that it's ignorant to collude with a strange beast, it's just that the way of "ditching" is a little different.

"..."

It was the first time Wuzhi saw Chu Ci's thick skin today, and he still hasn't recovered from it in a while.

After about half a minute, he clasped his fists at him and said, "Master Chu really has a lot, so let's go and release the white and green snakes now."

talking.

He immediately started leading the way.

Now Wuzhi just wants to send this plague god away as soon as possible, and ignores everything else. Anyway, it is not as important as his own personal safety.

"Okay, let's go."

Looking up at the sky, he found that it was getting dark now, so Chu Ci didn't intend to waste time, so he immediately stepped up.

Although the bottom of my heart has declared abstinence for a long time.

But after all, the plan cannot keep up with the changes.

It's been a long time since I double rowed with Bo Ya, and it's not easy for him to come all the way to the city to deliver the guns.

Chu Ci gave himself a reasonable step.

Thinking about the spider's presence today, it made him feel very uncomfortable.

Let's finish it early and get things done early. Good evening, do aerobic exercise with Big Spider and Big Snake~