One Hundred and Eight Ways to Discuss the Villain's Poorness

In fact, Feng Qi has always been a little puzzled.

How is this kid so sure he won't be a good person?

At least what she's doing so far, apart from breaking the seal of the demon world, she hasn't done anything bad.

Although this incident alone is enough for righteous monks in the entire continent to hunt her down to the ends of the earth.

But yes, what kind of bad guy would want to break the seal of the demon world?

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Er Zhu Yuxun and Chen Wuluo are here.

The two worshiped and entered the bridal chamber.

Although Chen Wuluo knew that this was just a formality, he still felt a little weird.

Coupled with the booing from the people around, it made him feel like he was really getting married.

But when he thought about who he was married to, he instantly calmed down again.

He likes gentle girls who love to laugh and work hard.

Not a man who can piss him off eight hundred times a day.

But Chen Wuluo was surrounded by the people around him and entered the room, looking at the person sitting on the bed, he felt like turning around and running away.

At this time, Chen Wuluo regretted why he got a man and a woman who were going to get married.

I should have known a different person to pretend to be.

But now, he has no turning back.

He could only follow what Xi Po said, took the scale, and lifted the hijab on Er Zhu Yuxun's head.

And the hijab was lifted, and the other party's eyes raised and met him.

Although Er Zhu Yuxun is over a hundred years old and has flirted with countless female monks, he never thought about getting married.

It never occurred to him that he was still the one to marry.

Although he thought it was fun before, for some reason, he was a little shy when so many people were making noise around him.

Xi Po came over, took a pair of beautiful golden scissors, and cut a strand of hair on each of their heads, trying to get entangled.

This scared the brothers and sisters.

They don't really want to get married, so naturally they can't get married.

Not to mention that the two of them are monks, and their hair also represents a part of spiritual power.

If the two of them had their hair tied together, that would be fine.

"Chen Wuluo, why do you still need to get married after getting married?" Er Zhuyu asked Chen Wuluo through voice transmission.

"I don't know, I've never been married." Chen Wuluo was also a little speechless.

Even the flamboyant senior brother doesn't know, how could he know?

Although neither of them knew that there was such a process, they can now be sure that their hair must not be tied together.

Chen Wuluo stopped immediately: "Wait."

When Xi Po heard Chen Wuluo's words, she looked at Chen Wuluo with some doubts.

"Xiangzhu, what's the matter?" Xi Po looked at Chen Wuluo with a puzzled expression.

But before Chen Wuluo could find an excuse, this Xi Po suddenly realized.

"Yes, yes, yes, I forgot, you have to drink Hebei wine first." Xi Po said, and put the two locks of hair on the table.

And when Er Zhu Yuxun saw those two strands of hair, he cast a spell with one hand, and got two strands of hair from the person next to him making room, and replaced his and Chen Wuluo's hair.

But all this is but an instant.

After finishing it, Er Zhu Yuxun drank the wine with Chen Wuluo.

Er Zhu Yuxun raised his eyes and glanced at Chen Wuluo.

This kid shouldn't be drunk, after all, he has other things to do at night.

No time for this kid.

It's just that Er Zhu Yuxun didn't know how much of a critical blow he caused Chen Wuluo when he raised his eyes.

Chen Wuluo looked at the face that was close at hand. Although others looked at Er Zhu Yuxun's face as Ah Li's, in Chen Wuluo's eyes, he could still see Er Zhu Yuxun's original face at a glance, especially his eyes would not change. of.

Er Zhu Yuxun already had a pair of beautiful eyes, and he looked up at him like this, coupled with the surrounding atmosphere.

Chen Wuluo took a sip of wine and choked it directly into his nostrils.

He turned his head away, though, before he started coughing.

Er Zhu Yuxun was taken aback by his violent coughing.

Look, what kind of wine do children drink?

When Chen Wuluo came out, he also frightened the Xi Po and the roommate next to him.

Back pats, back pats, water pours.

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Fortunately, Chen Wuluo recovered quickly.

In order to ease the atmosphere, Xi Po said a lot of good words, and then picked up the two locks of hair she put on the table and tied them together.

Then put the knotted hair in a pouch and stuffed it under the bed.

The bed was sprinkled with longan, peanuts and jujubes.

Why give birth to a precious son early, give birth to a big fat boy.

Er Zhu Yuxun burst out laughing when he heard it.

Xi Po and the people next to her looked at the bride suspiciously, not knowing what she was laughing at.

However, I also feel that the bride may be shy.

So they didn't bother the two of them getting the wedding night, and left the room directly.

At this time, only Er Zhu Yuxun and Chen Wuluo were left in the room.

Er Zhu Yuxun watched those people leave, then stood up from the bed, shook off the peanuts and jujubes on her body, walked over to close the door, and put the latch on it.

Make mudras with your hands and lock the doors and windows.

Chen Wuluo was sitting on the bed at this moment, looking at Er Zhu Yuxun's busy back, he couldn't help asking him: "What were you laughing at?"

"Laughing at Xi Po, you want us two to have a baby early? Then I have to give birth, don't you think it's funny?" Er Zhu Yuxun felt a little funny when he thought about it now.

After saying this, Er Zhu Yuxun looked at Chen Wuluo's unresponsive expression, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

"Not necessarily. If you haven't tried it, how do you know it won't be born." Er Zhu Yuxun said, and walked towards Chen Wuluo.

Chen Wuluo watched his elder brother walking towards him, a question mark appeared on his head.

Men can't have children, he still knows that.

So what are you going to try?

Before Chen Wuluo could react, his legs sank, and Er Zhu Yuxun sat on his lap.

Er Zhu Yuxun wrapped his hands around Chen Wuluo's neck, and looked at Chen Wuluo with a charming face: "Do you want to try, junior?"

Chen Wuluo looked at Er Zhu Yuxun in his arms, and a hashtag appeared on his head.

It's just that before he could throw him out, Chen Wuluo was thrown onto the bed by Er Zhu Yuxun.

He was pressed down by Er Zhu Yuxun, and Er Zhu Yuxun's hands started to move wildly.

This made Chen Wuluo even more confused.

He stretched out his hand and pushed Er Zhu Yuxun away.

"Eldest brother, please stop in moderation." Chen Wuluo looked at Er Zhu Yuxun who was pushed by him, and said coldly.

Er Zhu Yuxun knelt and sat on the bed with an aggrieved expression on his face.

"What's the matter? Didn't I bathe you when you were a child? I haven't seen or touched your whole body?"

These words angered Chen Wuluo even more, but he couldn't attack Er Zhu Yuxun with his current state.

"That was only when I was a child, I am grown up now." Chen Wuluo reminded Er Zhu Yuxun aloud.

He, Chen Wuluo, is already 17 years old!

In three years, he will be an adult.

And in the mortal world, at the age of 17, one can get married and become a father.

But his elder brother will always treat him as a child.

"I know." Er Zhu Yuxun smiled, and suddenly reached out and grabbed Chen Wuluo's collar, pulling him down.

Chen Wuluo was taken aback for a moment, but before he could react, his mouth felt soft.

Er Zhu Yuxun looked at the petrified Chen Wuluo in front of him, and even licked it with his tongue.

At this time, Chen Wuluo was half-attached to the bed with one hand, and Er Zhu Yuxun just hooked his neck and kissed him.

The hairpin on Er Zhu Yuxun's head slipped because of his movements, and her long hair also fell loose.

He looked at Chen Wuluo who was completely at a loss at this time, and finally couldn't help but slapped the bed and laughed!

What a reincarnation!

You, Chen Wuluo, have today too!