I'm a group favorite at Hogwarts (hp)

Nagini's little heart, who was dumbfounded and suspicious of the snake's birth, was frightened by the sound of the elf's reappearance and stopped suddenly.

Damn ugly elf, don't fall into its hands, otherwise, hum~

After Nagini's heart beat resumed, he began to indulge himself in a snake's lust again.

"Dear Mr. Riddle, the heir of Slytherin, Kent has fulfilled his mission. The snake soup and red wine are ready, please take your time."

The house elf gently placed the snake soup and red wine on the lifted dinner plate in front of Tom Riddle, and bowed respectfully.

"Well, well done! You can go down first." Tom Riddle raised his pretty eyebrows, and praised the elf Kent in a very flat tone.

It felt very perfunctory, and Merlin assured that he was just being perfunctory, and he didn't care about it at all!

"Merlin Lamborghini!

The respected and high-blooded gentleman praised Kent, and even praised Kent for doing a good job! ! ! !

Sir, thank you, thank you for your compliment!Kent will definitely continue to work hard and serve Mr. "

The elf Kent's big eyes were instantly filled with tears of excitement and emotion.

"It's nothing, you can leave first." Tom Riddle continued to smile perfunctorily.

"Sir, you are absolutely the nicest and kindest wizard Kent has ever met, apart from Salazar Slytherin!

oh!It's an honor to serve you at Kent!

Lucky Kent, woo woo woo…"

Due to being too excited, the elf Kent's already sharp and piercing voice became twice as sharp, as if it could directly penetrate the human eardrum, then penetrate the cerebral cortex, and finally go straight into the sky to wake up the sleeping Merlin.

For those who listened, it was definitely a catastrophe that caused despair and collapse!

Kent raised its thin arm, wiped away tears with the back of his hand, and finally burst into tears uncontrollably.

The crying one was earth-shattering, earth-shattering and weeping ghosts and gods, it was so horrible that even the snot bubbles were crying out.

Gee.

Under the watchful eyes of Tom Riddle and Nagini, the elf Kent burst into tears, and the mixture of the two was unconsciously smeared all over his face.

"Kent, you idiot, shut up, I order you to disappear from my face immediately. Immediately!!!"

The big villain looked at Kent, who was crying helplessly and his face was full of mixture, the corners of his mouth began to twitch continuously, and his face gradually turned livid and black.

In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore and cursed coldly and viciously.

Nagini looked at the dramatic scene, and the miserable appearance of the elf Kent, so happy in his heart!

An idiot is an idiot, and if you want to compete with it just because of its ugly and slovenly appearance, let it be its daydream!

It sums up that one word in its heart, it deserves it!

Nothing!Hmph, retribution is coming, it makes you want to stew me, I bah, he~he~tui!

I can go to yours!

If it could move, it would definitely greet the opponent's face with a mouthful of sticky phlegm!

(ps: In reality, please don't have such impolite behavior, please don't imitate.)

Seeing Kent being unlucky, Nagini felt a sense of comfort in his heart! ! !

The breath in Nagini's heart can be regarded as going out, hum, it's very relieved! ! !

“呜呜呜呜，是的，我，嗝儿~呜呜，我尊贵的，嗝儿~先生，嗝儿~”

After Kent cried and hiccupped in fear, facing Tom Riddle Avada's death-defying gaze, he left the office with a mellow "Boom!"

After the elf Kent disappeared, Tom Riddle and Nagini exhaled a big mouthful of dirty air almost at the same time.

Merlin's flushtoilet, the world that was once full of noise has finally become quiet.

The big villain Tom first glanced at the motionless Nagini, and then at the snake soup and red wine that were properly placed in the most obvious positions.

The more he looked at it, the more he felt uncomfortable. As long as he saw the bowl of snake soup, he would think of the sloppy elf Kent who was crying just now.

As long as you think of Kent, you can't help but think of the bowl of snake soup and red wine that the other party touched.

Suddenly, he felt full, and even a little nauseated, so his stomach may not be feeling well today, so he didn't need to eat snake soup or anything.

Physical health is the most important thing. As an excellent wizard and the king of "death eaters", he must lead by example, nourishing the stomach is king!

And he is a responsible Dark Lord who cares about his subordinates and pets.

So, it's not impossible to be sympathetic to your subordinates appropriately, the sweetness still has to be given, right? !

Oh, not bad, really good, as expected of him, Lord Voldemort! ! !

Tom Riddle smiled gently, took out his wand, and waved the wand gracefully, bringing the snake soup and red wine on the table back to the dinner plate.

Then he used the floating spell to make the dinner plate land firmly in front of Nagini, who was not far away from him and was petrified by him.

Coincidentally, I don't know whether it was intentional or not, the lid of the bowl containing the snake soup fell on the dinner plate.

A strong and seductive aroma suddenly burst out and gradually filled the entire office, but the place with the strongest smell belonged to Naginina.

???

Nagini stared eagerly, staring at the tempting, ah, no, hey, it's very greedy, the bowl with food in it, he was a little puzzled.

(ps: Because Nagini is petrified, it can only stare at one place and cannot move.)

Tom the dog, what is he doing?

Could it be that Tom the dog wants to eat on the ground just to be greedy for him? ? ?

Merlin's brain case, that's really fresh.

If it is what it thinks, Nagini dares to pat his chest and guarantee to the entire wizarding world that this exclusive news must and will definitely be on the headlines of the Daily Prophet! ! !

Nagini bet on the bowl of delicious food in front of him!

However, sucking and sucking, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

Suck, suck, suck~

Before Nagini finished his analysis, he heard a beautiful voice like the sound of heaven suddenly.

"Nagini, is it fragrant? Heh, as a kind king, I allow you to stop adding meals tomorrow.

So, this bowl of food and this glass of red wine belong to you.

You have to know, I have always been very considerate to my subordinates!Don't be too impressed!

There are still 10 minutes. "

Tom Riddle smiled suavely (insidiously), and said solemnly to Nagini who kept sucking some unknown liquid.

After listening to Tom Riddle's words, Nagini suddenly felt a little guilty, woohoo, its owner Tom is so kind!

Look, look, dear Tom knows he's hungry and would rather not eat himself...  

Woohoo, it turned out that Tom called Ugly Kent just to add food to him.

It's wrong, it shouldn't hate him, woohoo, it won't say anything in the future, really! ! !

Nagini was infinitely moved in his heart for a moment.

After a while.

"Incantation (finite incantatem)." Tom Riddle waved his wand gracefully again.

After being petrified for an entire hour, Nagini, whose body was stiff, was suddenly released.

"Hiss~ hiss~"

Merlin's colorful beach shorts!Woohoo, it's free at last, and Nagini is finally back!

This is sour, hiss, there is no place in his body that is not sore now, it is uncomfortable.

But it's not a big problem, hey, hey, eat first, cooking is the most important thing.

Hey... baby, I'm Nagini here, hey... hey... hey... hey...

"Hiss~ hiss~" Thank you Tom, you are the best, I will not hate you in the future, I promise!

After Nagini happily finished speaking, he twisted his sore body slightly back and forth, and directed at the place where the dinner plate was, it was a fierce snake pounced on it.

"Bajibababababababababababababababababababababababababababa."

(ps: Snakes can't and don't have the ability to chew. The sound of eating is anthropomorphic. Please imagine it yourself. hhh~)

Nagini gulped down the steaming bowl of very gluttonous food.

To be honest, this bowl of food is really super delicious, and the taste is super invincible.

Tsk tsk, when Nagini thinks about the food it ate, there is no comparison at all. It is the food that is full of color and fragrance that snakes should eat!

As expected of a house elf, they can make such delicious things, heh, it seems that those ugly ghosts are still useful, hum.

Eh, it's so delicious, I don't know what to make it with, the meat is tender and bouncy.

Nagini thought about it while eating, and when he thought about it, he felt that he seemed to have forgotten something.

what is it then? ?

"Nagini." Tom Riddle squinted his eyes and called Nagini with a smile.

"Hiss~" Huh?What's the matter!Nagini buried his head in the bowl, and even when he heard Tom call it, he didn't want to look up, but responded while eating.

"Snake, soup, is it delicious?" Tom Riddle deliberately slowed down his tone, and asked Nagini, who was eating happily, a core question that hit the soul!

"Hiss~ hiss~ hiss~" It's delicious, it must be delicious, let me tell you, if you don't eat it, Tom...

Nagini, who was eating happily, stopped eating and suddenly "petrified again".

"Hahahahahahaha, it's delicious, then you can eat more! Hahahahahahaha..." After hearing Nagini's answer, Tom smiled wildly.

What the hell?Tom, what did he ask it just now?

Merlin's big flower pants, snake?soup?

It ate snake soup?oh!It finally remembered that Tom the Dog and Ugly Kent really wanted snake soup!so…………

哕～

vomit……

vomit... vomit...

vomit...

It ate the "snake soup", and Nagini vomited faintly, thinking that the snake was almost gone soon, and Merlin was waiting for it.

After vomiting out all the food in his stomach, he quickly rinsed his mouth with red wine, and finally drank all the red wine before he calmed down, completely suppressing the feeling of nausea.

After he calmed down, he opened his eyes wide with anger, and stared at the sinister dog Tom who was lying on the stool with a gloating face.

Although Nagini is not a human being, Tom the dog is really not human! ! !

The big guys hurriedly came out to have a look, especially that bad sixth Merlin.

But take a good look at it, and ask if this is something that normal people can do? ? ?

Even a snake would not be able to do such a wicked thing! ! !Ohh Ohh ohh.

What a loss! ! !Can't the bamboo shoots survive? ! ! !

"ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Tom, are you sick? That's a snake. Do you know it's a snake? Snake snake snake snake snake snake!

Nagini went berserk online.

"Of course I know! I'm not deaf.

I'm a dignified lordvoldemort, you don't have to keep telling me that it's a snake.I think you should know Nagini too! "

Tom Riddle had an indifferent expression on his face, and said in a very perfunctory tone as if he was high-spirited.

"Hiss~ hiss~ hiss~"

you know?You know you still feed me?

I don't ask you to be a good person, but can I ask you to be a person?

Can't do some personnel work every day? ? ?You deserve to be an old man who has been single all his life.I bah, he~~tui~tui~~

Old man, old, no one wants, no one loves, no one wants, no one loves...

You stupid old six!dog man, dog tom......

(ps: Crazy Nagini, online again.)

I deserve you to go to the toilet and run out of paper, I wish you a lifetime of finding a partner... Dumbledore has been suppressing you... (soft beep beep)

Tom Riddle looked at Nagini, who was constantly pumping out venom, and the corners of his mouth began to rise.

"Oh, that's great, I didn't expect Nagini to be so eloquent.

How about I send you to Dumbledore's old bee and have a good chat with his damned stinking bird?

I think that stinky bird fawkes (Fox) will definitely welcome you very much!What do you say? "

Gritting his teeth, Tom Riddle continued to smile, squeezed the wand in his hand tightly, and extremely restrained the arm that kept trying to raise it.

"Hiss~ hiss hiss~ hiss~ hiss~"

Hehe, that, let me tell you, actually, if you want me to say it, it's completely unnecessary!I have no shortage of playmates, really, haha, what, I still have something to do, so let's go first!I love you~ whata!

After hearing Tom Riddle's threat, Nagini's body trembled, and he seemed to wilt immediately.

How dare Tom the dog think, play with Fox?forget it!

It still wants to eat more delicious food, and basilisk with its boyfriend for a long time!It is not stupid! !

After finishing speaking, Nagini, who was near the door, disappeared in a flash without looking back.

Nonsense, don't you run and wait to be cleaned up?Tch, it's the smartest snake in the wizarding world, and it's terrible for her.

Please call her Dashui in the future, thank you!

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small theater:

Fox: Nagini, you come to play with me, I miss you! (smirk)

Nagini: ...inaudible inaudible!Listen or not, Tom recites.

Tom Riddle: Chanting scriptures? ? ?what is that?New black magic spell? (raise eyebrow)

……

Tang Xiaoxuan and Mei Lin: each holding a cup of pearl milk tea, squatting on the side of the road to eat melons. (Tsk tsk, so exciting.)