I'm a group favorite at Hogwarts (hp)
Chapter 68 Porter Card "Poison Gas"
About 10 minutes later, Sirius walked back into the library with a refreshed pace and whistling domineeringly.
And our poor Mr. James Potter was cursing in the bathroom.
Looking carefully in the mirror, he cowardly scolded Sirius, that stupid bastard, for being incompetent.
Merlin's big cousin!Look, how ruthless this strike is, woo woo woo~
One piece of blue and one piece of purple, his white and tender body, there is no good place, so I am very angry!
But then James Potter thought and thought, he is going to be the brother-in-law of Sirius in the future, so, um, he has to be more magnanimous as a brother-in-law, and can't argue with his brother-in-law!
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly lost my temper.He waited for the day when Sirius respectfully called his brother-in-law, heh!
After a while, James Potter limped back to the library, clutching his stomach and PP, with an indescribable mood, and sat down next to Lily again.
"Mr. James Potter, what's the matter with you? You don't feel well, do you have diarrhea? Do you need us to send you to the medical wing, and ask Madam Pomfrey to do an examination for you?" Lily looked at the walking posture The weird James Potter asked with some concern.
"Oh, thanks, but I thought, um, yes, it's not a big problem, it'll be fine in a while, really, so I don't have to bother Madam Pomfrey in the medical wing, she's probably pretty busy after all, hahaha. "James Potter's face was flushed red, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground...
Cough cough, although being misunderstood and having diarrhea is a little embarrassing, but if you misunderstand, you can misunderstand, after all, you can't say that he was given such and such by Sirius, that is really too embarrassing!
It was a beautiful and happy misunderstanding, wasn't it? !Lily cared about him because she misunderstood his diarrhea, but Lily cared about him! ! !
This is a good thing, does it prove that in Lili's heart, he is still very important?
So, it was a blessing in disguise for him, James Potter thought silently.
"Pfft~"
"Pfft~"
Remus Lupine and Pettigrew Peter, the two professionals who eat melons, covered their mouths and burst out laughing.
Remus Lupine and Pettigrew Peter, who are familiar with James Potter, saw Padfoot's playful smile and Prong's strange expression full of miserable words,
They knew that the matter was not what Lily misunderstood, but what they knew. After all, this kind of thing often happened.
Please forgive their unkindness, this time I really can't help it, I don't know why I am so funny every day.
James was deflated, and Merlin was devastated.The frequency of the two is almost the same.
Seeing that James Potter, who is "afraid" of Sirius, is not afraid of anything, the two people who eat melons say that it is really not easy. What they watch is really enjoyable, and they feel sorry for their dear in their hearts Prongs 0.001 sec.
That was one of the few joys they had at Hogwarts, wasn't it? !
Of course, if their small group of ironclads were ranked according to "bad friends", they probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because they were all equal.
Brotherhood is definitely just a word, there is nothing to say about iron!
"Hey, I said moon face, Wormtail, what are you two laughing at? It's inexplicable!" James Potter glared at the two of them angrily.
"Hey, prongs, it's nothing, really! By the way, if you really feel unwell, you must tell us, we will accompany you to the medical wing!" Remus Lupine as the melon-eating team The representative said to James Potter with a concerned face.
"That's right, Prongs, if you are sick, you have to treat it as soon as possible, otherwise it will be bad if it is serious!" Sirius smiled and fanned the flames.
"Hmm, I'm really touched, thank you so much!" Facing the three buddies who watched his joke, James Potter gritted his teeth and squeezed out a dry thank you.
What else can I do, hey, three of them?Forget it, he can still clearly position himself.
Let's continue to lie down, it suits him!James Potter said that he was bearish and used to it.
"Pfft~~~"
A loud noise with a relatively long duration came from behind James Potter, followed by a very special "fragrance", which permeated the entire area for a while.
The smell entered the nostrils of everyone present, and finally directly hit Tianling Gaier, which was extremely high.
Lily frowned first, then bent down decisively and began to retch non-stop.
Along with Lily's retching sound, other people's vomiting sound also began to appear continuously, one after another, continuously.
"Tips, vomit~fork~vomit..." Sirius just wanted to ask James Potter if he had eaten shit, but when he opened his mouth, he inhaled another big mouthful of "poisonous gas". Well, shut up and continue to retch Well, I can't speak for the time being.
Lily couldn't take it anymore, hugged the book, covered her mouth and face, and ran out before even saying hello.
James Potter was immersed in the sudden loud noise, unable to extricate himself.
Merlin's stinky socks, he, he, woo, he said he didn't do it on purpose, does anyone believe it?The point is, will Lily believe him?
James Potter had the urge to meet Merlin right now!
"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, James Potter could only feel his stomach wriggling, and there was another loud noise when he couldn't control it.
This time, James Potter clutched his PP and rushed straight to the bathroom without hesitation, as if the thought of going to see Merlin was too late to consider and could only be postponed temporarily.
In the end, the people who were studying in the mysterious corner all scattered like birds and beasts in a blink of an eye.
Sirius and others gathered in the corridor, desperately breathing the fresh air outside.
It has to be said that James Potter's "poison gas" is really deadly, and it is a large-scale biochemical weapon.
"I said, what's the matter with the prongs? Could it be that one of us has a crow's mouth, does it really cause diarrhea?"
Remus Lupine looked at Sirius, asked uncertainly, and took the lead in breaking the quiet atmosphere.
"Well, maybe it is.
But if the crow's mouth you mentioned is true, the prongs are really unlucky! "
The corners of Sirius' mouth were raised, and there was a slight smile in his eyes, but at the same time, he was deeply worried and concerned about his good brother's physical condition.
"Well, then, do we need to send the prongs to the hospital wing?"
Pettigrew Peter asked in a very low voice, but also concerned.
"Let's wait until the prongs come out of the bathroom. Let's wait for him here and see what happens."
Good old Remus Lupine published his own suggestion, and then began to quietly become a melon-eating crowd again.
"Well, then wait first!" Sirius leaned against the wall and said lazily.
Pettigrew Peter and Remus Lupine nodded in agreement.
The three of them held a handful of bitter tears for James Potter with a tacit understanding in their hearts.
.....................
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small theater:
James Potter: Woooo x﹏x, really, p is not what I want to put!It was Merlin who asked me to let me go, and Merlin can testify!
Woooo x﹏x, he is really embarrassing, will Lily still talk to him?Waiting online, very urgent.
Merlin: Don't talk nonsense, you're making a false accusation! ! !Don't ask me for everything, blame me, bah, annoying!
Every day, no matter what happened or not, good or bad, he was always looking for him. He was almost as busy as the house elf, and the house elf was not as busy as him!
I feel like I can't get through the day! (very breathless)
Tang Xiaoxuan: Ah, that's right, that's right, I feel like this day is really impossible!
(As for homework papers, Kawenka's is deadly, it's bad!)
Sirius: Little Bella, baby, don't be unhappy, let's go, I'll take you out to relax! (A group with eyes full of doting, smiling and sunny.)
And our poor Mr. James Potter was cursing in the bathroom.
Looking carefully in the mirror, he cowardly scolded Sirius, that stupid bastard, for being incompetent.
Merlin's big cousin!Look, how ruthless this strike is, woo woo woo~
One piece of blue and one piece of purple, his white and tender body, there is no good place, so I am very angry!
But then James Potter thought and thought, he is going to be the brother-in-law of Sirius in the future, so, um, he has to be more magnanimous as a brother-in-law, and can't argue with his brother-in-law!
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly lost my temper.He waited for the day when Sirius respectfully called his brother-in-law, heh!
After a while, James Potter limped back to the library, clutching his stomach and PP, with an indescribable mood, and sat down next to Lily again.
"Mr. James Potter, what's the matter with you? You don't feel well, do you have diarrhea? Do you need us to send you to the medical wing, and ask Madam Pomfrey to do an examination for you?" Lily looked at the walking posture The weird James Potter asked with some concern.
"Oh, thanks, but I thought, um, yes, it's not a big problem, it'll be fine in a while, really, so I don't have to bother Madam Pomfrey in the medical wing, she's probably pretty busy after all, hahaha. "James Potter's face was flushed red, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground...
Cough cough, although being misunderstood and having diarrhea is a little embarrassing, but if you misunderstand, you can misunderstand, after all, you can't say that he was given such and such by Sirius, that is really too embarrassing!
It was a beautiful and happy misunderstanding, wasn't it? !Lily cared about him because she misunderstood his diarrhea, but Lily cared about him! ! !
This is a good thing, does it prove that in Lili's heart, he is still very important?
So, it was a blessing in disguise for him, James Potter thought silently.
"Pfft~"
"Pfft~"
Remus Lupine and Pettigrew Peter, the two professionals who eat melons, covered their mouths and burst out laughing.
Remus Lupine and Pettigrew Peter, who are familiar with James Potter, saw Padfoot's playful smile and Prong's strange expression full of miserable words,
They knew that the matter was not what Lily misunderstood, but what they knew. After all, this kind of thing often happened.
Please forgive their unkindness, this time I really can't help it, I don't know why I am so funny every day.
James was deflated, and Merlin was devastated.The frequency of the two is almost the same.
Seeing that James Potter, who is "afraid" of Sirius, is not afraid of anything, the two people who eat melons say that it is really not easy. What they watch is really enjoyable, and they feel sorry for their dear in their hearts Prongs 0.001 sec.
That was one of the few joys they had at Hogwarts, wasn't it? !
Of course, if their small group of ironclads were ranked according to "bad friends", they probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because they were all equal.
Brotherhood is definitely just a word, there is nothing to say about iron!
"Hey, I said moon face, Wormtail, what are you two laughing at? It's inexplicable!" James Potter glared at the two of them angrily.
"Hey, prongs, it's nothing, really! By the way, if you really feel unwell, you must tell us, we will accompany you to the medical wing!" Remus Lupine as the melon-eating team The representative said to James Potter with a concerned face.
"That's right, Prongs, if you are sick, you have to treat it as soon as possible, otherwise it will be bad if it is serious!" Sirius smiled and fanned the flames.
"Hmm, I'm really touched, thank you so much!" Facing the three buddies who watched his joke, James Potter gritted his teeth and squeezed out a dry thank you.
What else can I do, hey, three of them?Forget it, he can still clearly position himself.
Let's continue to lie down, it suits him!James Potter said that he was bearish and used to it.
"Pfft~~~"
A loud noise with a relatively long duration came from behind James Potter, followed by a very special "fragrance", which permeated the entire area for a while.
The smell entered the nostrils of everyone present, and finally directly hit Tianling Gaier, which was extremely high.
Lily frowned first, then bent down decisively and began to retch non-stop.
Along with Lily's retching sound, other people's vomiting sound also began to appear continuously, one after another, continuously.
"Tips, vomit~fork~vomit..." Sirius just wanted to ask James Potter if he had eaten shit, but when he opened his mouth, he inhaled another big mouthful of "poisonous gas". Well, shut up and continue to retch Well, I can't speak for the time being.
Lily couldn't take it anymore, hugged the book, covered her mouth and face, and ran out before even saying hello.
James Potter was immersed in the sudden loud noise, unable to extricate himself.
Merlin's stinky socks, he, he, woo, he said he didn't do it on purpose, does anyone believe it?The point is, will Lily believe him?
James Potter had the urge to meet Merlin right now!
"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, James Potter could only feel his stomach wriggling, and there was another loud noise when he couldn't control it.
This time, James Potter clutched his PP and rushed straight to the bathroom without hesitation, as if the thought of going to see Merlin was too late to consider and could only be postponed temporarily.
In the end, the people who were studying in the mysterious corner all scattered like birds and beasts in a blink of an eye.
Sirius and others gathered in the corridor, desperately breathing the fresh air outside.
It has to be said that James Potter's "poison gas" is really deadly, and it is a large-scale biochemical weapon.
"I said, what's the matter with the prongs? Could it be that one of us has a crow's mouth, does it really cause diarrhea?"
Remus Lupine looked at Sirius, asked uncertainly, and took the lead in breaking the quiet atmosphere.
"Well, maybe it is.
But if the crow's mouth you mentioned is true, the prongs are really unlucky! "
The corners of Sirius' mouth were raised, and there was a slight smile in his eyes, but at the same time, he was deeply worried and concerned about his good brother's physical condition.
"Well, then, do we need to send the prongs to the hospital wing?"
Pettigrew Peter asked in a very low voice, but also concerned.
"Let's wait until the prongs come out of the bathroom. Let's wait for him here and see what happens."
Good old Remus Lupine published his own suggestion, and then began to quietly become a melon-eating crowd again.
"Well, then wait first!" Sirius leaned against the wall and said lazily.
Pettigrew Peter and Remus Lupine nodded in agreement.
The three of them held a handful of bitter tears for James Potter with a tacit understanding in their hearts.
.....................
…………
----
small theater:
James Potter: Woooo x﹏x, really, p is not what I want to put!It was Merlin who asked me to let me go, and Merlin can testify!
Woooo x﹏x, he is really embarrassing, will Lily still talk to him?Waiting online, very urgent.
Merlin: Don't talk nonsense, you're making a false accusation! ! !Don't ask me for everything, blame me, bah, annoying!
Every day, no matter what happened or not, good or bad, he was always looking for him. He was almost as busy as the house elf, and the house elf was not as busy as him!
I feel like I can't get through the day! (very breathless)
Tang Xiaoxuan: Ah, that's right, that's right, I feel like this day is really impossible!
(As for homework papers, Kawenka's is deadly, it's bad!)
Sirius: Little Bella, baby, don't be unhappy, let's go, I'll take you out to relax! (A group with eyes full of doting, smiling and sunny.)
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