I'm a group favorite at Hogwarts (hp)

"I said, Padfoot, Moonface, and Wormtail, have you three taken the booster potion? What are you doing?

If you can flush in the last bathroom with your eyes closed, aren't you afraid of flushing directly into the urinal?

One or two, but no one has seen me, a weak patient who has been lying on the floor and can't get up after being knocked down by you?

Even if you don't know how to help me, do you have the heart to let me continue to lie alone on the cold floor?

Treating such a handsome and outstanding wizard so cruelly, won't your conscience hurt?

WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovyWuwuwuwu, my life is so miserable..."

James Potter was lying on the floor, hey, hey, wailing non-stop, pretending to be heartbroken.

"Ahem, prongs, are you okay? We, we really didn't mean it, we came in to see if you passed out or needed help."

Listening to James Potter's wailing, Sirius spoke embarrassingly.

Then he walked forward quickly, and together with Remus Lupine with a wink, helped James Potter who was lying sprawled on the floor up.

"Okay! If it's just good, it can't be better, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Moon face, I blame you for saying that I have diarrhea, and I really started to have diarrhea..."

"Pfft, haha, the prongs, you've wronged me, I wasn't the one who said you had diarrhea first! I think you know who it is, don't you?" Remus Lu Ping shrugged his shoulders and refused to admit it.

"Oh! Merlin's stinky socks, moon face, I've got diarrhea like this, do you still want to argue with me? Woooo x﹏x." James Potter shamelessly didn't mention Lily There may also be the fact that the crow's mouth.

"Padfoot, Moonface, Wormtail, your dear prongs may really be dying, woohoo, I can't bear to leave you, really!"

James Potter put his whole body weight on Sirius and Remus Lupine!On the body, continue to play tricks.

"Heh, you still have the energy to talk. I think it's too early for you to leave to see Merlin, and besides, Merlin is so busy every day, he doesn't want to see you!" Sirius sneered at James who had diarrhea and collapsed. . Porter.

Although James Potter looks very thin, but because he plays Quidditch, his whole body is definitely lean, and his weight is also very impressive.

"Padfoot~" James Potter called out to Sirius in a drawn-out tone.

"Tell me, did you eat something strange? I'll give you a chance, think it over before you talk, otherwise, hehe, you'll just fend for yourself in the bathroom!"

Sirius squinted his eyes and stared at the pale-faced James Potter, as if he knew everything in advance.

"Ah? Didn't eat anything strange, really! I stay with you every day, and we eat the same snacks and meals, don't we all have the same?" James Potter's eyes drifted away and he didn't dare to look at Sirius. whispered.

"Wow! Very good, Moonface, let's let go at the same time, just throw him here!" Sirius called out to Remus Lupine angrily, and motioned for Pettigrew Peter to leave with the two of them.

"Hey, don't, don't, I say, I say!"

Seeing that Sirius and Remus Lupine were really about to let go, James Potter wasn't joking with him. Even Pettigrew Peter was ready to leave, so he started to coax.

After all, he is really weak now and has no strength at all, and there is still a burning pain in an indescribable position.

Hey, bad luck, this horse rider is suffering from some kind of human suffering, he is just a handsome young man, James Potter thought aggrievedly in his heart.

"Speak up! I'll give you one last chance. If you don't tell the truth, we'll really throw you here! Hmph." Sirius snorted at James Potter again.

"I just ate a piece of dark green cake that I took out of your suitcase on the train on the first day of school yesterday." James Potter closed his eyes, and confessed that he stole the Sirius cake with a broken jar.

"You idiot who deserves diarrhea!" Sirius gloated and taunted the unlovely James Potter.

"That's an improved version of the prank cake I made to trick Kreacher. It's still in the experiment, and the specific effects and side effects are still unknown.

I just said why my test product disappeared inexplicably, tsk tsk, I didn't expect someone to bravely sacrifice himself for the birth of the prank cake.

Hehe, my dear prong, it's really hard work. You are the first to taste my test product. I don't know the taste. Are you satisfied? "Sirius continued to mock James Potter mercilessly.

"Padfoot, I think we should send the prongs to the medical wing to see Madam Pomfrey. You can see that the prongs' lips have turned black." Pettigrew Peter suggested in a low voice and kindly.

"Yeah, I think so too, Padfoot, otherwise, let's leave the settlement for later!" Remus Lupine helped the poor and unlucky James Potter with a playful smile.

Hearing Remus Lupine and Pettigrew Peter pleading for him, James Potter nodded frantically in agreement, and at the same time was very moved. In summary, they are all good people!

However, if Lupine and Pettigrew knew of James Potter's thoughts, they would probably tell James Potter mercilessly: No, good brother, you are thinking too much, and I'm pleading for you just because of washing up The smell on you, Shi Zi, is too "fragrant", and they really don't want to smell it anymore.

Then the three of Sirius dragged and dragged and used the levitation spell to transport James Potter, who had softened into a mess, to Madam Pomfrey in the Hogwarts Medical Wing.

Of course, during the transportation, James Potter couldn't do without being complained by three other people that he needed to lose weight!

The client, James Potter, is dumb and eats coptis, and he can’t tell what he’s suffering. Even if he wanted to curse and argue about his weight, he wouldn’t dare to argue about it. Hey, who made him feel guilty, woo x﹏x.

He was really unlucky, it was all caused by stealing cakes!James Potter began to moan and whimper again without tears.

The scene of Sirius and others transporting James Potter was still talked about by the students of Hogwarts as a funny thing a few years after they graduated, and the version was passed on in various ways.

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small theater:

Kreacher: Oh!The annoying young master Sirius wants to play tricks on Kreacher, who is loyal to the Black family, with a full stomach, really bad!Terrible! ! !

How could such a shameless bastard like him appear in the Black family? !That's not Merlin at all!

Noble young master Regulus, woo x﹏x, Kreacher is so sad! (Big tears keep falling on the floor)

Sirius: Old bastard Kreacher, shut up! (stares fiercely at the weeping Kreacher) Stop bothering Regulus!

Regulus: Keke, dear Kreacher, you go to the kitchen to prepare dinner first! (Speaking helplessly and with a gentle tone)

Kreacher: Kreacher obeys, my venerable Master Regulus.