Fast Time Travel: When Crazy Beauty Criticizes the Villain's Script

Lu Shi was unwilling to kneel, Wang Guixiang seemed to want to rush in and do something to him several times, but held back.

The ceremony outside went on for a while, and finally the mage performed the closing action, causing all the people kneeling on the ground to stand up, and then saw seven or eight relatively strong people walking towards the mourning hall.

The red and white events in the village, every family has to go through it several times every year, and these people are obviously familiar with the process, waiting for the mage to complete two more procedures, and then they will go forward to carry the coffin.

But something wicked happened.

Seven or eight big men stood in their respective positions and put the wooden sticks used to carry the coffin on their shoulders, shouted 'get up', and then exerted their strength to stand up.

As a result, no one could stand up.

what happened?

The person standing at the front was puzzled, gritted his teeth and shouted again, "Get up!"

However, everyone's face was blushing, and they still couldn't get up.

Logically speaking, even if the coffin and the weight of the deceased weighed two to three hundred catties, seven or eight strong laborers should be able to lift it up steadily.

Last time, the fat-headed grandma's body weighing more than 200 kilograms plus the coffin, it was useless for eight of them to lift it up.

Several people exchanged glances with each other, blushing and continued to exert all their strength.

However, the coffin seemed to be welded to death there, not to mention being lifted up, without even shaking.

At this time, people outside have gradually noticed that something is wrong. Some people are already suspicious, and a little panic has appeared on their faces.

Including one of the big men who carried the coffin, he was very superstitious on weekdays. At this time, his forehead was already sweating, and he couldn't help muttering, "It's a strange thing, it must really be a ghost!"

The person standing next to him kicked him when he heard the words, and scolded him in a low voice, "Stop talking nonsense, who the hell is in the world!"

After speaking, he said to his companions, "Is it because you haven't had enough to eat, don't be lazy and save your energy all of you, it's enough to squeeze your sissy pants at home. !"

The companions were teased by him, and each of them let out obscene laughter.

The flustered feeling just now seemed to be subdued.

The person in the lead yelled again, "One, two, three, up—"

This time the coffin was really lifted, but everyone felt like a heavy weight was placed on their shoulders, and their legs trembled even when they took a step forward.

It's really crazy, how could it be so heavy?

Just as the first person was gritting his teeth and leading everyone to take a step forward, he suddenly heard a 'click'.

"not good--"

Before he finished speaking, he felt his shoulders loosen, and then there was a loud bang, and the coffin fell back heavily.

The sticks they used to carry the coffin broke.

The people outside opened their mouths wide, while the big man inside stared.

The mage adjusted his glasses, and straightened the mage's hat on his forehead. It seemed that he had never encountered such a situation before, and he didn't know how to deal with it.

Lu Shi leaned to one side, looking at the coffin, his eyes seemed to suddenly feel a cool breath, and the next moment he saw the black air continuously coming out from the bottom of the coffin.

"Maybe the stick is not very strong, just change it, just change it, ahem, Tian Da, it's not intentional to offend me, don't blame it, don't blame it!" The person in the front said dryly, turning his head and shouting Find a suitable stick and come here.

However, at this moment, everyone heard a clear sound from inside the coffin: Boom!

In an instant, it can be said that everything is silent, and there is no sound.

The most superstitious burly guy is already rolling his eyes.

thump—

thump—

dong dong——

The sound became louder and more urgent, and it sounded like the people inside were trying to sit up, but because they were blocked by the coffin boards, every time they got up halfway, they hit their heads.

But how is it possible, the person inside is dead and has been in the coffin for almost seven days, how could it be possible to move?

Then it can only be a scam.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The moment the screams sounded outside, the thud inside the coffin became more and more rapid, and even the coffin boards seemed to be shaking.

In an instant, it was like a pot of boiling water was poured into the crowd, and everyone screamed and fled in all directions.

Even the big men who carried the coffin in the mourning hall were jostling each other and trying to escape for their lives.

that mage...

Not to mention he ran earlier and faster than anyone else.

All of a sudden, the Tian family courtyard, which was still bustling with people, ran away completely.

There was only a coffin that was thumping, and Tian Youliang, who was so frightened that he couldn't get up, was sitting on the ground crying, "I, I said there was a ghost! Mom, mom, look ! My brother, my brother has turned into a ghost and came to claim his life!"

Wang Guixiang was obviously confused by what happened, especially this scene was really scary. Her face turned pale, and she couldn't hold onto her crying son who was hugging her legs with one hand, trying to pull him up, while trembling and looking around. Look, I don't know what she's looking at, whether she's looking for something handy, or if there's anyone who can help.

Looking at it this way, I saw Lu Shi.

Lu Shiruo felt something, and raised his eyes to look at her.

"You, you...you go and see what's going on." Wang Guixiang immediately seemed to have an idea, and although she was still trembling a little, she had already started to direct Lu Shi.

It can be seen that she is at least a little more capable than her son.

But that's all, Lu Shi caught a glimpse of her legs trembling badly.

He smiled sarcastically, "Your son, what are you afraid of?"

Wang Guixiang gritted her teeth, "Is it your fault?"

Lu Shi clasped his hands and raised his eyebrows, "What the hell can I do?"

He has always been expressionless, but this time he has a lot more expression, as if he is very happy.

Wang Guixiang was going to die, was it because they were so unconscionably happy to see them unlucky?

Before co-authoring, I was pretending to be taciturn.

"I, I warn you, if you play tricks again, I will definitely report you and have you arrested."

Lu Shi glanced at her without emotion, then turned and walked towards the coffin.

Wang Guixiang watched helplessly as his hand stretched out towards the coffin.

But in fact, the coffin has already been nailed, and it cannot be opened with only his strength!Wang Guixiang was comforting herself like this.

Who would have thought that in the next moment, he would see that the coffin lid was suddenly pushed aside with a small opening by his hand.

"Stop, stop!!" Wang Guixiang shouted.

Lu Shi turned a deaf ear to it, but instead showed an expression of interest, and pushed hard with his hand.

wow-

The coffin board was cut open as silky as a slider phone.

In the next moment, a corpse sat up straight, with eyes still closed, but head tilted as if it was looking at Wang Guixiang's mother and child accurately.

This time, Wang Guixiang couldn't hold back anymore, and together with her son, a long "uh" sounded from the throat as if she was about to convulse and die, and then she rolled her eyes and both passed out.

Lu Shi didn't look at them, but raised his hand and pressed it on the corpse's shoulder.

There was no fear on his face, his dark eyes were still calm and deep, he tilted his head slightly and made a movement of looking at his side, as if he was talking to someone, and his tone was rarely fluctuating.

With a slightly cheerful tone, he asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Complement the shape with the shape, in case there is an entity, right!

"Uh-"

It was the guy who found himself eating (the magic weapon) that fell here. The mage who risked his life and came back to get it saw this scene and heard this sentence. After Wang Guixiang's mother and son, the third one rolled his eyes and passed out.