Pirate: Admiral is really a cat

"I said, take me back to the navy headquarters, I can understand..."

Smoker sat on the mast of his warship and subconsciously stuffed two cigars into his mouth.

Then a cat's paw slapped one off with lightning speed.

"Don't smoke in front of the cat! Meowing is murder, right?"

"Lieutenant General! Leader! With your physical condition, let alone me smoking next to you, you will probably be fine even if you eat cigarettes as food!"

"What I say doesn't work, does it?"

"Ahem, it works, it works."

Smoker had no choice but to put away his cigar.

"I can understand, but why do you need to bring these little brats?" Smoker pointed to the little girls under the mast, pestering Garp to tell stories, "It's strange to say, Garp is When did you start liking children?"

"The Navy Headquarters is not a forbidden place. Why can't these future young navy members go? As for Garp... the old man likes to be a grandfather, especially to cute little girls. Don't you think Garp is more kind than before? 20 Multiple times? As for when it started..." Kate shook her tail slowly, "Of course it started with Robin, hey, this old man really wants to have his granddaughters all over the world, right?"

Kate curled her lips and looked at Smoker.

"Little bastard, how are Robin and the others lately?"

"How's it going?" Smoker curled his lips, "To be honest, I'm fine, but it's hard to talk to Robin and Stella. After all, girls are more sentimental. If it weren't for Dres among you, I have contacted Rosinandi about Rosa, I am afraid they all wonder if you are really dead."

"Fuck you, me, meow. Even if you die, I won't die!"

"Yes, yes, you cat will live to be a hundred years old!" Smoker sighed, "But not everyone can make you worry-free like me."

"Gan, do you have any shame?"

Smoker's warship was sailing in the windless zone, and the navy headquarters was getting closer and closer.

Kate chirped.

It's been ten years.

……

"I don't agree! Absolutely impossible! We are the navy! The navy protects civilians from harm! But now you tell me that we are going to interrogate a civilian who has not committed a crime with the CP organization!"

"Kuzan! He is the one who built the pirate ship for that man, 'Pirate King' Gol D. Roger! Think of him as... no! He is the Pirate King's accomplice!"

"You are talking nonsense! If the navy's guns were stolen by pirates and people were killed, do we still want to treat all the workers in the arsenal as accomplices of pirates and execute them!?"

There was a quarrel between two people in Zeng Guo's office, and no one among the naval admirals stationed at the headquarters dared to approach.

"What should we do? Should we contact Marshal Warring States?"

"But the Warring States Marshal said that during his absence, all matters will be discussed and decided by the three generals."

"Well, if the other two generals are here as substitutes, I can at least give them some advice."

"Or if Lieutenant General Kate is here, we can make an appropriate decision."

"Alas, ten years ago in our headquarters, one man and one cat almost controlled the entire ocean, just like we had two marshals."

Everyone sighed outside the door, but the atmosphere inside the door was already tense.

This is in the office of the Warring States Period, so the two people have not yet used their fruit abilities, but their momentum has long been at odds with each other.

Akainu Sakaski and Aoji Kuzan stood in the middle of the office, eager to beat each other into submission.

But they knew that even if they were generals and there was internal fighting within the headquarters or even in the marshal's office, they might not have the Warring States Period to bring them to court-martial.

The two of them couldn't accept the gap from navy to criminal.

"It's really scary when you two quarrel. I want to go out and hide."

"Porusalino! Don't act like you're aloof from the situation! You are one of the three generals! The decision-making power is given to three people, so you must break the current situation!"

"Well, in this case, you have to convince me."

Porusalino poked his back with his hand, and then the old god sat on the sofa and continued to cut his nails endlessly.

Who knows how many nails he has to cut?

Sitting in the corner was a purple-haired guy who looked like a sinister villain.

It's Spandam.

"What the World Government means is to bring him to trial immediately. Why are you arguing? Isn't it natural for the World Government to give orders to the Navy?"

"Shut up, cp guy!" Akainu opened his mouth, splattering lava, which was terrifying. "Do you still think it was ten years ago!? We will follow you after we make a decision! Now !”

"Shut your mouth and stay still."

Spangdam was startled by Akainu's attitude and covered his mouth tightly with both hands.

If this were the previous world government, he could still show off his power, but now...

He'd better keep his mouth shut.

As long as the goal can be achieved, that's all. If you get Pluto's design drawings...

Spandam laughed obscenely and proudly in his heart.

"We must take action on this matter! Only in this way can we truly demonstrate the justice of the navy and tell everyone that it is terrible to have anything to do with pirates."

"Sakaski, I don't want to argue with you anymore." Qingzhi waved his hand, "I won't agree to this anyway. If you have the ability, just go and convince that old man Porusalino!"

"you!"

Sakaski took a sudden step forward, stretched out his hand and grabbed Kuzan's collar.

"Such a woman is so kind and so hesitant! Can she be called a navy!?"

"Cruel and numb, no distinction between black and white, killing everyone? Is that a good navy? The sea train built by Tom, the shipwright, is so important to the connection between the Seven Capitals of Water and the surrounding islands! It also makes the location of Judiciary Island even more Dangerous! The two are almost connected as one! What! Do you want to use the sea train he built to send him to Judiciary Island for trial!? Oops, the great General Akainu actually took the train made by that criminal, It seems that he is also an accomplice of One Piece’s accomplice, how about you also be tried together!?”

"Don't mix these things up!"

"Then put away the fangs in your dog's mouth! We are on the same level! As a general, do you still want me to submit to you!?"

Kuzan even changed his usual lazy demeanor and pressed his forehead against Sakaski's forehead!

"I really can't get along with you!"

"Me too, I will never accept your ideas!"

The two of them were about to fight, and even Kizaru put down his nail clippers, ready to stop them at any time.

It's okay to argue, but it's absolutely not okay to fight.

As a moderate, he must maintain the balance between the three generals and let the other two accept this bottom line.

But at this moment, the door was suddenly shattered by a huge force.

The terrifying momentum and coercion were poured out on the two entangled people without hesitation.

"Sakaski, Kuzan."

"From now on, keep your mouth shut."