Grave Robber: System, you want me to learn magic?

in three days.

Qi Yan didn't know what was going on outside. He just followed Xiaohua's instructions and served onions to Wu Xie, Fatty and Wang Meng as three meals a day, morning, noon and night.

Crying is healthier, not only can it prove that the tear glands are still intact, but it can also make people outside think that something is really wrong with Mr. Huo's family.

Kill two birds with one stone.

It's just a bit hard on the eyes.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Wuxie complained with tears while chopping onions, "Why are we the only three of the five people crying? You - cough, why don't you cry, little brother!"

When Wu Xie said "you", he looked at Qi Yan's eyes and automatically changed the next sentence.

Looking around, the only person he can harm is the little brother who is in a state of amnesia and is very quiet most of the time.

"Boom!"

As soon as Wu Xie finished speaking, something flashed before his eyes, startling him.

When he reacted and looked, he saw an onion that was smoothly cut in the middle.

It's really the middle, the middle that meets all the expectations of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Very even from side to side.

The corner of Wu Xie's mouth twitched, "Brother, use the black gold ancient knife to chop the onion, it will cry... Also, remember to remove the smell, otherwise there will be onion smell when you draw the knife next time, it's really quite——"

It doesn't quite fit your image as a cool guy.

Not finished yet.

"Crack."

Wu Xie blinked his eyes and watched helplessly as the chopping board with the onions was split in two from the middle.

Still very smooth, still very much in line with OCD expectations.

but!

"Brother, ahhhhh!!!!" Wu Xie wailed, "I bought this chopping board for ninety yuan, it's very expensive!!! I can buy thirty packs of instant noodles, enough for the five of us to eat several meals. Got it!"

Bro:"-_-"_

Qi Yan glanced at the fat man.

The fat man was very bachelor and shrugged, "Look at me, Fatty, I don't know anything."

Before Qi Yan could change, Wang Meng spoke up, waving his hands wildly, "I have no money, I really have no money! My boss hasn't reimbursed me for the bus tickets I paid for more than a dozen times before!"

As he spoke, he took out a stack of tickets from his pocket.

Looking at his expression, it would make anyone cry.

Qi Yan: "..." The problem is that he hasn't said anything yet, and the money was reimbursed by Wu Xie, and it's not him, so why are you looking at him like that?

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Then Qi Yan looked at the little brother who had a calm face, as if he had done nothing just now, "Still haven't you remembered anything?"

The younger brother pursed his lips and nodded slightly.

As soon as this topic came up, the whole courtyard fell silent.

"Hey." Qi Yan sighed, "Brother, if I didn't know that you are not a slut, or if you had lost your memory again and again, you would have become a fighter among scumbags long ago."

"Hmm..." Wuxie and Fatty nodded thoughtfully in agreement.

Qi Yan sighed again and threw the onion in his hand into the gray potion that was boiling next to him.

"Bah."

The sound of something being dropped into the acidic water suddenly sounded.

Wu Xie, Fatty and Wang Meng took a deep breath and quietly moved to the side.

The fat man swallowed his saliva, "Qianqian, this thing shouldn't be used for drinking, but used to deal with enemies, right? Hahaha, it's so powerful, hahaha."

Qi Yan turned his head, "Huh? What kind of enemy? This is a potion for treating eyes that I prepared for those who are desperate for money. I just thought about it and thought that onions are good for the eyes. It might be useful, so I added it. ”

Three pairs of eyes suddenly opened wide.

Wuxie stammered, "Give, give, give someone something to drink?"

"What else?" Qi Yan said casually, "Don't worry about my magic potion, it will definitely be fine and you will definitely not die."

Everyone:? It’s more terrifying, okay!

Blind man, I have a moment of silence for you. We will definitely make a big feast for you.

three days later.

Qi Yan went out for a while and then came back. He looked innocent and lost his mind.

There was also a letter in his hand.

Wu Xie watched their mouths open, but in the end he didn't say anything and just handed him the letter.

Qi Yan lowered his head to see the result.

[Innocent:

I am the third uncle.

You still came here and found this place, this letter.

I am happy and painful.

Next I am going to tell you a story. You can believe it or not, it all depends on you.

If you don't want to know, don't read further. If you burn the letter, you will still be the mistress of the Wu family.

……

After seeing this, I know you will choose to continue watching. You have been like this since you were a child, full of curiosity about the unknown and secrets.

But Uncle San wants to tell you something now——

The reason why a secret is a secret is that it should not be known.

From the moment you begin exploring, you step into a ghostland of lies and death.

Let me tell you a story——]