Grave Robber: System, you want me to learn magic?

Silence is the rainforest in the morning.

"Hey~"

A strange voice loomed over from the corner of the camp.

Xiaohua got up to watch, but was stopped by the third uncle who was wiping the mud off her face, "Don't go! Sit down and eat quietly. I told that brat to write the inspection, 1500 words, and I lived here before I finished it!" "

Xiao Hua struggled, "Why don't you let him have a meal first?"

The third uncle flicked the wet wipes in his hand, "Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat in a day, he just eats too much every day to be able to do this. Let him go hungry for two meals, let me see if he still has the energy!"

Xiaohua struggled again, "Then, how about using a stone as a stool?"

The third uncle squeezed the wet towel in his hand to produce a khaki muddy water, and the anger that had not subsided even more, "Sit, sit, sit, you know how to sit all day long, and if you sit again, you will be useless. You have to sit every day." Let him go down and run for a few thousand meters and he will be quiet!"

Xiaohua can't help it either.

When talking to elders who never think about logic, but only about mood, it is wrong to say less, more wrong to say more, wrong to say nothing, and even more wrong to say.

Just listen.

Xiaohua looked at Qi Yan who was squatting in the corner of the camp, using the giant snake that caused trouble as a table, holding a black pen against a piece of paper, wearing a pain mask, and sighed helplessly.

He tried his best.

Thinking of this, Xiaohua looked down at the tasteless white porridge in her hand again, then thought about yesterday's hot pot and barbecue, and suddenly felt that she could try harder.

Taking advantage of third uncle's inattention, he kicked the blind man who was gloating and giggling beside him.

The blind man turned his head, unable to hide his smile, "?"

Xiao Hua angrily pointed to the porridge in her hand, pinching the air with her index finger and middle finger like chopsticks, "Choose one."

The blind man sat upright, "Third Master, I think—"

Third Master raised his eyes.

The blind man didn't dare to add one more punctuation, "I think this kid just needs to be cleaned up and beaten twice."

The third master bowed his head and drank the porridge in satisfaction.

The blind man let out a sigh of relief, and his salary was kept.

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After a while, another voice floated over, "I think, blind man, with your appearance that you deserve to be beaten, the descendants of the dead giant python must be the first to seek revenge on you."

Blind man, Xiaohua and the third master's complexion changed suddenly, without delay, they immediately got up and began to pack their things.

The other guys were still in a daze.

One of them, who looked stupid but not stupefied, but who insisted on showing an elite style, walked over slowly, "Third Master, who is this?"

The third master didn't even raise his head, "Mop, hurry up and call Master to pack up your things, we can't stay here anymore."

The mop doesn't understand, "Well, third master, how about you tell me? My guys drove all day yesterday, and I got up so early in the morning, and I haven't finished my meal yet. This—"

The third master sighed, and finally took the time to look up at the ignorant mop who didn't know what he was about to experience, and patted him on the shoulder, "There is a price to pay for growth. You will understand."

"what!!!!"

The guy who was sent out to watch suddenly rushed into the camp with a pale face, "Snake, snake!"

He didn't say anything else, just kept repeating this sentence, as if he was frightened.

Uncle San paused for a moment to pack his things, his face turned pale, "It's over, it's too late."

Except for the weapon, Xiaohua basically had everything in the pink Huahua coin purse, which had been packed long ago. He couldn't bear to see the third uncle's appearance, and of course it might be because he couldn't see the blind man's embarrassment.

He walked over and looked into the distance, pretending not to care, "I remember what Qi Yan said at the time, the blind man is the first one, right?"

The third uncle's complexion turned cloudy in an instant, "Young man, his head just turns fast."

The distance is not far, and it can even be said that a blind man who is only one meter away can hear it.

Happiness is short-lived.

The blind man had a dark face, holding the dogleg knife in one hand, and took the torch in the other hand, "Bosses, I am also your employee after all, right? Don't you guarantee your personal safety?"

The third uncle hammered his waist, "That, this, blind man, this person, he is always responsible for what he says, don't you think so?"

"Third~ Uncle~ The inspection is finished~"

The third uncle was shocked when he heard the voice, and when he turned his head, he saw a pair of resentful eyes and a white paper full of words. Regardless of the content, judging from the number of words, his attitude was correct.

The third uncle nodded in satisfaction, took it, and the first time he saw it——

"Blood pressure, my blood pressure, quick, medicine!"

Looking at the paper falling on the ground, Xiao Hua and the blind man lowered their heads curiously, only to see the same sentence written all over the white paper——

The money in your private house under the bed is gone, innocently doing it.

Qi Yan, who used the copying spell to complete the "feat", twirled his wand, and suddenly thought of something, he pushed the blind man and Xiao Hua away, and rushed towards the third uncle.

"Let go of Third Uncle and let me come!"

Although he was overwhelmed by someone, the third uncle was still a little relieved seeing Qi Yan's anxious expression. He was about to say that he was fine when suddenly something was stuffed into his mouth.

"Come on, third uncle, it's okay if you're sick. I have medicine, don't worry, the medicine will cure your illness, and I will give you a day trip to the underworld. Bah, healthy Batty!"