People are in Konoha, this Naruto lies flat

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"So early? Leave without saying hello to your little girlfriend?" Hong Dou yawned, holding a mission scroll in his hand, as if preparing to go through the formalities.

It could have been done yesterday afternoon, but she was absent from work yesterday, so she had to get up early in the morning and go to the Hokage Building to go through the formalities.

Suddenly seeing Naruto also woke up early, I couldn't help but feel a little strange.

"Which one are you asking?"

Red Bean: "...You really deserve to die, Uzumaki Naruto."

"Just kidding, how can I have a little girlfriend now?" Naruto waved his hand, "Okay, call me after the formalities, I'll catch up on sleep in the lounge."

"Go to hell, I'm not asleep!" Hong Dou lifted Naruto up, "Let's go together!"

"Hey, there's no need to be fair about this kind of thing, right?"

"must!"

"I heard that older people have smaller eyes."

"you shut up!"

Hongdou hasn't reached thirty yet, but after meeting Naruto in the past few days, after repeatedly receiving information about thirty.The whole person also became a little nervous, and the pressure of Ben San came to his face.

When I got up early in the morning, I deliberately looked in front of the mirror for a long time. I didn't even dare to eat more meatballs in the morning, so I drank a bowl of porridge for the first time.She doesn't care anymore, and she doesn't want to be an old woman.

It seems that women have similar distress in this regard and don't want to be ravaged by time.

Seeing Naruto coming again, the old man in the mission hall immediately perked up.Hongdou didn't even queue up to go through the formalities, and just jumped in line to do it.

"Do you have something against that old man?" Hongdou asked Naruto in a low voice, obviously a little unbelievable after completing the formalities.

"No, I don't have that kind of spare time." Naruto directly denied.

"Then why did he act like a ghost when he saw you?" Hong Dou asked puzzled.

"Who knows? Let's go, go early and return early." He said impatiently.

That being said, the two of them found a place to rest not long after leaving the village.It was an inn in the Land of Fire. They said they took a nap and slept until dusk.

When I woke up, it was already sunset.

The two met each other at the door of the room and looked at each other, each with their own sluggishness.The long sunset shot into the corridor, adding a layer of gold to the two.

Looking at each other speechlessly, they both closed the door tacitly with a bang and continued to sleep.Two lazy people do tasks together, and sure enough nothing good happens.

At night, they sat at the table and ate in silence.

"Sure enough, it's not suitable for traveling at night." Hong Dou put down his chopsticks and said.

"Yes, yes." Naruto agreed, impatient to eat hot tofu.

Anyway, the mission of the Land of Rain is just a cover, as long as you leave the Land of Fire, you can unseal the seal of the red bean, and the state of the red bean is the most important thing.

Although he said that it doesn't matter to an old woman like Hongdou, after all, he is one of the few friends who can be trusted, so it is impossible not to care.

Once there is a risk of unblocking, he will still keep Hongdou as soon as possible.Hong Dou is also aware of this point, otherwise she would not agree casually.

After all, Orochimaru is her psychological shadow, and it is far easier to face it than it is said.Hongdou just didn't want Naruto to be burdened, so she pretended to be okay.

Fortunately, Naruto didn't mention the curse seal, and the dinner table was full of irrelevant trifles.Not long after, they went back to their rooms to rest.

The next day, it was bright.

Naruto washed up as usual, and the two sat down to have breakfast after meeting each other.Red Dou was a little listless, fiddling with the thick porridge in the bowl.

"What are you doing?" He frowned.

"I didn't sleep well, I slept too long in the afternoon and couldn't sleep at night." Hongdou complained.

"There's something wrong, so didn't you fall asleep too?"

"Hey, guess how I fell asleep?"

Naruto:"."

The old woman has been single for a long time, and she spends a lot of time. Although the two are similar in mental age, he will be a few years younger than Hongdou when he travels, and he will live again as a child in this world for six years.

The only difference is that the red bean looks okay, but his mind is empty.In addition to doing tasks to experience online, the rest of the time is an idiot.

Stupid red beans, vegetables and idiots.

But in the early stage, I still like to turn mature, but my mind is full of secondary school.It's obviously not sexy to wear black silk, but it's kind of scary.

Hmm. Except for the barely red nail polish.

People only remember things that are impressive or contrasting.He was deeply impressed by the bright red at the end of the snow-white feet exposed in Hongdou's house.

Just like Marilyn Monroe, one action can be remembered for decades.

Therefore, it is true that red beans are not feminine, but it is also true that the feet look good.The two are not in conflict, but mixed together, it is still a stupid woman.

"Let's go on our way, as long as we leave the land of fire, right?" Hong Dou yawned and got up, and paid his rent first.

"Yes."

I kept on my way until noon, and I ate some dry food to make up for it.Rest in the shade of the trees, summer has not yet arrived, and the weather is not too hot.

"The resurrection Orochimaru you mentioned last time, how exactly is it resurrected?" On the way, Hongdou asked aloud.

"Well, from the curse seal on your neck, you will probably spit out something after unsealing, and then Orochimaru will come out of it." Naruto replied casually.

"Snake?" Hongdou trembled all over, "I remember when you said that. There is a ninjutsu that most likely refers to the reincarnation of snakes."

"The big snake spit out a person, it's disgusting."

Hearing this, Naruto was a little speechless, "Didn't you also learn your ninjutsu from Orochimaru? Half and half, Snake Princess."

"She Ji?" Hong Dou leaned over, looked at him and asked suspiciously, "You also know She Ji?"

"I don't know, I just complained about you." Naruto shook his head and continued on his way, although he didn't know if Hongdou could understand the meaning of complaining.

"Oh, I thought you knew that."

"What? Don't say anything halfway, riddles can't make children."

"I don't plan to have children, it's so troublesome. It's not easy to support myself, and children are so fragile, wouldn't they break if touched." Hongdou said.

"How do you know children are fragile?" he asked.

"Hong told me, I've seen her with a big belly, she's cute." Hongdou beamed, "It seems that she is about to give birth recently, and she looks pretty good."

Naruto remembered the cold drink in the refrigerator in the red bean, and his eyelids twitched.

"Do you never have pain during your menstrual period?"

"Huh? How do you know!!!" Hongdou was terrified, "You paid attention to this secretly? You're so perverted."

".Let's change the subject, what's the matter with that Snake Princess?"

"Myths and legends, I forgot where I read it, that is, a woman used a curse to turn herself into a snake. Then she couldn't die, and when she was resurrected, she would come out of the snake's mouth."

"Oshemaru seems to have changed his body a long time ago." Naruto asked, the body of Orochimaru inexplicably appeared in his mind, Aunt Snake, I have long since stopped being a hot person!

"I don't know, I just think it's pretty good" Hongdou couldn't continue, feeling a little disgusted.

"Understood." Naruto comforted, "You will see it soon, you are still the person involved."

"Is there anyone who comforts you like this?" Hongdou asked directly.

"Do you want me to knock you out when the time comes, so that you will be out of sight and out of mind, and you should just sleep." He asked.

"Hmm." Hong Dou was really thinking about it, and looked up after a while, "Do you think it is possible for me to defeat Orochimaru?"

"I think you can just move your fingers."

"You're joking!" Hongdou was surprised.

"You were joking first."

red beans:"."

She suddenly found out that she has a bad heart. Don't chat with this bitch, lest she get angry and have a heart attack.Especially if you don't talk about business, I really want to hack him to death.

But she also understands that it is really not good for her if the curse mark on her neck is not removed.Even though she was ready to lie flat, the curse mark was still a ticking time bomb.

Especially when Naruto came to her and told her that this was the data backup of Orochimaru, she was even more disgusted.Crazy, that guy Orochimaru is really crazy.

Naruto didn't think Orochimaru was crazy, the world is so big, there are always people who will study longevity.It's just that that person happened to be Orochimaru, and the method was a bit disgusting.

Change the body, transform into a snake. Orochimaru's consciousness is infinitely close to Otsuki's way of existence.Similar to returning to the source, returning to the original appearance of Chakra.

The scorpion can abandon the body, reducing consciousness to a small cylinder.Then Orochimaru is obviously more advanced, directly abandoning flesh and blood, and existing in the form of soul.

But this method has disadvantages after all, and the soul also has a size.When he reincarnated, he was so good that he died, but when he met Sasuke who was reincarnated by Indra Chakra, it was not enough.

The body and soul were devoured by Sasuke, and he could only wait for resurrection in a latent parasitism.

The bad news is that Orochimaru is difficult to deal with, and has many insidious and cunning methods.The good news is that Orochimaru in the soul state is very weak, and it is not enough to look at Naruto.

So, Naruto decided to try that trick.

The ghouls are sealed.

Orochimaru's nightmare made him score twice.

As for the need to sacrifice the soul for this technique, Naruto has nothing to worry about, the god of death cannot take away his soul.After a touch, it is not necessarily who will accept who.

In this world, time is distorted, life and death are disordered, and the world full of blood is difficult to judge with common sense.The most embarrassing thing is that there is still a long river of time, and the Otsutsuki rebels go upstream to kill Hokage.

Your sister, in such a buggy world, making small troubles is not as good as becoming an emperor?Enter the deep space, live a second life with the red-haired old thief, and rule forever.

into the night.

The two were still in the hinterland of the Fire Nation forest, and there was still a long distance from the border of the Fire Nation.The small yellow tent was set up to isolate the night, and the two made an appointment to wash up together.

Squatting by the small river, Hong Dou suddenly had a whim, and turned to look at Naruto.

"Hey, what do you think will happen if I jump in and take a shower now?"

"I'm going to swim upstream."

"Then I'm using your bath water? It's not fair." Hong Dou was dissatisfied.

"Huh? Then how do you know if anyone is peeing upstream?" Naruto asked.

"Pfft!" Hongdou spat out all the washing water in his mouth, bared his teeth and glared at Naruto, "Can you stop being so disgusting?"

"I'm just assuming, and I'm not sure." He curled his lips.

"Forget it, I won't wash it." Hongdou stood up, pulled up the zipper of the tight windbreaker, and looked at Naruto with contempt in his eyes.

"oh oh."

Hongdou returned to the tent, waited for a while, and saw Naruto coming in, his hair slightly wet.

"Did you wash it?" She was full of surprise.

"Ah, it's done." Naruto spread out his sleeping bag, and the lamp on the top of the tent emitted a dim light.

"How can you wash? After disgusting me, you jumped down to take a bath by yourself?" Hongdou crawled over, threw Naruto down, and rode on him.

He pinched his neck and said viciously.

"Uzumaki Naruto! You are so cheap!"

"Ahem!! It's none of my business that you feel disgusting, and I didn't force you not to wash it." Naruto's eyes were bright, and there was an unscrupulous smile on his face.

His hair was a little wet, and the windbreaker was pulled up from his waist to his neck to the top, and the water stains could be felt on the red bean pinching his neck.I even felt that this person's eyes were wet.

But it is bright and hot, which can arouse people's desire.

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