[Comprehensive British and American] Konoha Ninja in New York Village

Uzumaki Naruto was drunk, and a glass of margarita successfully knocked down the best super ninja in the ninja world. Naruto's drunken appearance was not the opposite of his personality, but he became more lively. His consciousness was not blurred to the point where he could not recognize anyone. When he saw Tony coming, Naruto pounced on him and successfully hung himself on Tony's body.

Uzumaki Naruto is also a boy, and his weight will not be light. When Naruto collided with him like this, Tony subconsciously wanted to hold something up. When Naruto turned into a koala and entangled Tony, Tony stood there. There smiled awkwardly, and his face turned red because of Naruto's upward movement.

Naruto put his hands around Tony's neck and rubbed it, like a large pet.

Peter, who was pulled over by Tony, stood there, looking at Tony and Naruto with envy in his eyes. Peter was thinking about the possibility of pretending to be drunk and jumping up to hug the idol. Dustin, who was in trouble, stood there obediently. He didn't expect that Naruto's drinking capacity was so light. Just a small glass of margarita could knock him down, but Dustin secretly glanced at Tony's hanging cup. The person in the body feels that a powerful person like Naruto likes to act coquettishly after being drunk, which is really full of contrasting cuteness.

"Naruto Uzumaki Naruto"

Tony couldn't even move in his current state, so he planned to wake Naruto up and at least pull him off him. Tony called Naruto's name twice, and Naruto agreed without opening his eyes. Tony was furious and glared at Dustin fiercely. He wanted to take back what he said before. Putting Dustin and Naruto together was full of dangers. For example, the previous Justin Hammer incident was caused by the two of them.

Pepper came up at this time. She looked at the "large pet" hanging on Tony's body with a confused look on her face, "What's wrong with Naruto?"

"Was drunk."

Tony answered Pepper's question obediently. Tony, who was acting as a decoration, suddenly wanted a time machine at this moment. If there really was a time machine, Tony would go back to a few months ago and tell himself that Captain America Steve Not everything Rogers said was "wrong". If he could be given a chance to regret it, Tony would have exercised with Steve a few months ago instead of being obsessed with the studio.

It's a pity that there is no regret medicine.

Tony straightened his back. He no longer needed to support Naruto with his hands. Uzumaki Naruto had successfully stuck himself to Tony's body in such a sticky way that he couldn't pull away at all.

Peter looked at the people who were planning to pull Naruto away and finally chose not to help, because Peter was worried that if he couldn't control his strength, he would hurt Naruto or Tony's muscles. Peter stamped his feet and his thoughts began to fly. He was wondering why his cousin Eduardo hadn't come back yet. Was he really abducted by Curly Mark?

Tony, who could no longer support Naruto, decided to call someone in another way. He thought of Naruto's previous self-introduction, "Naruto Uzumaki, Genin of the seventh team of the Leaf Village of the Country of Fire."

When Naruto heard Class 7, he finally opened his eyes. He became extremely obedient and raised his hands and said, "Come to Kakashi-sensei, I'm here."

Naruto, who had regained some consciousness, successfully changed from koala mode to sticky note mode. At the same time, Tony saw the dishonest Naruto making seals with his hands. The next second, a second Naruto appeared in this quiet corner. He stood there drunkenly with a confused look on his face. Peter had seen this ability with his own eyes, and Dustin also learned about it from the surveillance video. As for Pepper, his focus was not on ninjutsu, so the unexpected ninja Naruto didn't attract much attention.

At this moment, Naruto No. 2, who was already drunk, suddenly became energetic. His little radar seemed to have spotted someone. He walked through the crowd and walked towards the man with a blue face. Tony still had a , unable to stop Naruto's shadow clone at all. When Dustin and Pepper caught up, they saw Naruto Uzumaki's shadow clone holding the hand of Justin Hammer, the protagonist of the farce just now.

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, said with a serious face: "Don't worry about what happened just now, uncle, just ignore your figure. Although you can't be the leading actor in the intimate paradise, you are not bad as a passerby, and you are all white. Like a piece of fat."

Naruto's words did not match his words. Dustin laughed very rudely when he heard Naruto's words. Pepper twitched her lips with a professional smile and reached out to pull Naruto's shadow clone. She no longer wanted to go. Looking at Hammer's face, Pepper initially estimated that Hammer's expression was definitely ugly.

Hammer planned to forget this incident, but Naruto not only sprinkled a handful of salt on his wounds, but also kicked him hard.

"The lustful immortal said that people still need to be confident. Although you have no abs, a bad figure, little hair, and you are not handsome." Naruto glanced down and then raised his head to think about what he had just seen, "The following It’s not satisfactory, but you must be confident.”

Pepper covered Naruto's mouth very ungracefully. Hammer's face turned red and purple when Dustin laughed. Pepper sighed in her heart. She felt that Naruto and Tony were really... Birds of a feather flock together, and both of them are outsiders, especially Uzumaki Naruto who is more careless than Tony.

Justin Hammer: I might need an ambulance.

Tony, who was dragging Uzumaki Naruto's body, slowly came over. Now he had become the focus of everyone. Behind him was Peter, who was secretly holding a camera. Peter, who was still a naughty boy, couldn't help but take out his mobile phone in the end. He took a video of Tony and even took some close-ups of his idol Tony.

Hammer looked at Tony, who was coming towards him. He felt that everything that happened today was inseparable from Tony Stark. The two of them were rivals, and Tony liked to "spread rumors and cause trouble" for him. Oh my God, Tony brought this blond and blue-eyed "mixed race" to his party today just to cause trouble. Hammer couldn't even smile at all. Naruto's serious words just now gave him a huge impact.

Of course Tony knew what kind of character Hammer was, so he heard Tony say: "My child accidentally got drunk and said what he said unintentionally. I know you won't be angry with your child."

Hammer, who was speechless, had veins popping out on his forehead. Just before he opened his mouth, he heard Tony continue: "Today's party was good, it was fun, but I will go back if my child is drunk." ”

Tony was grabbed by Naruto No. 2's clothes, dragging Naruto's body, nodded perfunctorily to Hammer, and left the party.

The highlight of Hammer's show tonight has not started yet. Who would have thought that Tony would just brush him off and leave. But this time Tony had a legitimate reason, which made Hammer unable to refuse anything. He suffered a bad loss today. Hammer looked at Tony's back and rubbed his back teeth.

Pepper, who still needed to continue participating, sighed helplessly, thinking that this time Tony had completely offended Hammer, a man with a small belly.

Mark and Eduardo, who came late, looked at Tony's half-dragged and half-hugged back and asked Dustin, who was watching the movie, "Did we miss anything interesting?"

"Waldo" Dustin, who was planning to pounce on Eduardo, accidentally hugged Peter who squeezed himself in. Dustin pouted and thought he was hurt and said in a low voice: "You guys missed a lot."

Peter glared at Mark who was about to reach out, and his teeth were like a little puppy, scaring Mark, "Just talk, don't make a move."

Mark in a bad mood:

Tony Stark was also in a bad mood. Tony, who was entangled by thousands of Uzumaki Naruto, said, "Drinking is really harmful to the body."

A Thousand Narutos: Uncle bbbbb

Tony: It’s so noisy