Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Outside Britain, the world remains in unspeakable chaos.

In the north, there are Russians and followers of Khorne having fun in the ice and snow, while in the south, green-skinned orcs and lizardmen are fighting each other in the Amazon rainforest.

In the east, Germany once again elected a failed art student to power, and it is said that some relics of the "Hermitage of the Holy Spirit" were dug out of the ground; in the west, the United States began the second Civil War, and at the same time, there was no peace between the states. Forget about stabbing each other in the back.

In other countries and regions, there are still a large number of cults and terrorist organizations operating.

Due to the frequent occurrence of various anti-human sacrificial activities, subspace pollution that breaks out from time to time has become a common occurrence at this time.

But every time this time comes, humans who are fighting against each other will unite together to cut off the tentacles of chaos that extend into the real world.

In short, the world came to July 1992 in this dangerous but inexplicably balanced state.

Bang bang bang!

When she heard the knock on the window, Ginny's first reaction was to take out the fighting dagger with "Thunderbolt Explosion" engraved on it from her sleeve, and she jumped back to distance herself from the window.

For these little wizards who don't yet hold a wand, this is the safest and most secure approach when facing emergencies.

Even if you really encounter an enemy that you can't fight against, you can at least detonate the "thunderbolt explosion" in the dagger and turn your body into fly ash, eliminating any possibility of being used by the enemy.

However, this set of standard procedures of Zhongji Academy frightened the long-eared owl that came to deliver the message. Its feathers flew up and it almost fell off the window sill.

"Oh, sorry……"

Realizing that she was overreacting, Ginny suddenly felt a slight fever on her face. She quickly put away the dagger and stepped forward to open the window.

The long-eared owl did not dare to take a step toward the window at all. It directly placed the envelope in its mouth on Ginny's desk, stretched its neck and called out dissatisfiedly to Ginny twice, then spread its wings and flew away. .

"Sorry, Mr. Owl!"

Little Ginny waved apologetically at its still-fried back and picked up the letter on the table.

I saw a line of words written in emerald green ink on the beige envelope: Hogsmeade Town, third floor of Lizzy Styling Club, doing homework in front of the window, Ginny Weasley, accept.

It’s an admissions letter to Hogwarts!

Ginny, who was full of joy, immediately put aside her apology to Mr. Owl and used her dagger to pry open the wax paint on the envelope cleanly.

Although she has read every brother's admissions letter, this one belongs to her alone!

On the clean and tidy parchment, deep black ink formed letters that were square and hard, completely opposite to the writing style on the envelope. They were like warriors arrayed, expressing the message simply and directly.

Ginny Weasley,

As an outstanding graduate of the House of Lords, you have secured for yourself the opportunity to study and train at the Hogwarts War School.

The school will start on September 9st. Please reply to this letter within three standard days after receiving it, otherwise your admission to the school will be cancelled.

If you have replied to the letter, please refer to the list on the second letter to purchase items and bring them to school on the first day of school.

God of all opportunities bless you, may your skull be forever pure.

Servitor 016.

ha!Standard military style letter!

While studying at Zhongsi Academy, Ginny has fallen in love with this accurate and short way of expression. It can not only save a lot of time, but also avoid a lot of trouble.

It's like there was a sister named Shirley in the next class. In order to confess her love to Aaron, who had the highest score among the graduates, she sneaked into the forbidden forest and killed an almost extinct Acromantula with a fighting dagger. And he walked directly to Aaron with the giant spider's head and wounds all over his body, and said: "I have proven my bravery and strength! Now I order you to become my boyfriend for the sake of better human descendants!"

Then?Then they started killing those ungrateful magical creatures in the Forbidden Forest like ordinary lovers. What else could be new?

In the current environment that encourages procreation, not only will they not be punished for the so-called "puppy love problem", but both parties will receive ten Sikels as a love fund from the Fertility Management Bureau under the Heretic Tribunal - which is enough to buy some. The children ate snacks.

The only shackle is that Madam Pomfrey will seriously inform the two that they cannot have any sexual intercourse until they are 16 years old.

Ginny unfolded the second piece of letter paper, which was also written in ink as dark as motor oil:

Hogwarts War School

【uniform】

First-year students need:

1. Three-sided plain work gown (black)

2. A set of "Platinum Jun" type ceramic power armor (unpainted)

Please note: All student clothing must have name tags.

【textbook】

All students need to prepare the following books:

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"Preliminary Alchemy" by Nico Flamel

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"Modern Rune Applications" by Om Messiah and Fiorina Finlay

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The Art of Torture: The End of the Dark Wizard, by Alastor Moody

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【Other equipment】

a wand

A power sword (first years are not allowed to use magic revolvers)

An incense burner (made of bronze, two inches with rosary beads)

A crucible (pewter, standard size No. 2)

A set of glass or crystal vials

a brass balance

Students may bring an owl or a cat or a toad or a skeleton bird

Parents are particularly reminded that first-year students are not allowed to bring their own hoverbikes! ! ! (This line is all bold and capitalized)

After reading the entire letter, Ginny wrote a reply as quickly as possible and gave it to Errol, the elderly owl at home.Then he happily ran downstairs and showed Mrs. Weasley the list of items in Hogwarts.

"What?! Oh...yes, yes, it's indeed time."

Molly, who was using a wand to curl Ms. Rosmerta's hair, saw that her daughter was admitted to Hogwarts. The expression on her face was both worried and happy, but she finally made up her mind and said, "You just go to the town to buy these things. Buy new ones, and mom will give you the money later. But for books and stuff, you can use Percy first..."

Speaking of her third son who was executed for being tainted by Slaanesh, Mrs. Weasley's eyes suddenly dimmed a lot.

Ginny took back the list at a loss and stood there, not knowing what to do.

Ms. Rosmerta has been wandering in the pub for so many years, and she has long been like a spirit.She immediately said with a smile: "Molly, you are serious. Where can girls use second-hand books for school? Come on, little Ginny, Auntie's money for hair today, if not for your mother, I will give it to you! You go and get a condom New books, study hard, Ang."

As she was about to take out her money bag, Molly quickly held her hand and said: "My daughter goes to school, there is no reason for you to pay for it. Ginny, go to the bookstore to pick out new books. Your mother and I are also You’ve made money, so you can afford it! Go upstairs and call that lazy ass Ron down to move things for you, otherwise he’ll be exhausted just watching Alchemy TV every day.”

Ginny immediately agreed crisply, ran to the top floor of Lizzy Style Club, and banged her little brother's door hard: "Ron! Open the door quickly! You can watch TV, you can open the door!"