Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Rita felt like she was having a long dream.

In her dream, she became a reporter who liked to gossip and maliciously misinterpret the interviewer's words.

With her explosive articles, she has become an opinion leader sought after by the entire wizarding world.

There is no better feeling than this...

As for those people who have been subjected to malicious speculation in their lives due to the distorted remarks in her article?

For example, a girl who was in a relationship with a certain Quidditch star because of rumors spread by her couldn't stand the malicious letters sent by the star's female fans, so she used a wand to "split" her chest.

It is said that the Aurors who investigated the scene used "whirlwind sweeps" when collecting the girl's body...

But so what.

Nobodyfuckingcares…

These victims couldn't speak anyway.

As a government mouthpiece, Rita really loves the feeling that the whole world revolves around her articles.It's as if he is the puppet master hiding behind the scenes. If he wants to ruin someone's reputation, he only needs to flick the thread with a quill and watch those glamorous celebrities slip into the abyss.

There is no better feeling than this!

When Rita learned of Dumbledore's death, she was truly sad for a while.

I haven't seen the respected Albus Dumbledore fall from the tower that people look up to because of my article, how could he leave so easily?

But soon, she found a more perfect goal.

Ohm Messiah is young, handsome, and smart... At an age when other children are still thinking about how to write essays and what to eat after class, he has already achieved quite fruitful results in the fields of alchemy and runes... He is Ollivander's proudest apprentice. He has a close relationship with Dumbledore. He got along with Nico Flamel as his friend in the past years. He even became the most popular person in Hogwarts after the London rat tide incident. Young professor!

The most important thing is that he is actually the savior in the prophecy!

So many intertwined and complex identities stacked together almost pushed Rita to a climax!

She really wanted to see this Messiah fall into the dust and be cast aside by everyone because of his articles!

Yes, yes, although Rita's own life is not good either - divorced, alcoholic, and smoking a joint of marijuana imported from Canada, this is her daily life.

But so what?

Idon't fucking care!

Anyway, as long as someone is more miserable than myself, it will be fine!

Rita's mind was spinning with various thoughts, and she didn't realize at all that the faint mist of dreams that was spinning endlessly in her eyes was leaking out of her skull and connecting to the sky...

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Time just passed by day by day.

Life in Hogsmeade is peaceful. Muggles and wizards have adapted to each other's presence and to the new things that appear every few days.

They either make your life more convenient, or they make the warriors who protect you braver. They are always changes for the better.

Oh, except for the Weasley twins.

It's not that they are not doing their job properly, Fred and George still worked hard this summer. They developed a thing called body doubling sugar, which can allow children who are not yet old enough to undergo reconstructive surgery to experience it in advance. The perspective and power of the Astartes.

This would have been a good thing, but unfortunately, their first generation product obviously did not consider how to fully transform a scaled-up person back.

What's even more unfortunate is that the first tester of their product was Molly's beloved little daughter.

So, when she found that her daughter was still petite, but was dragging two disproportionately huge arms, the furious Mrs. Weasley beat the two Astartes with her bare hands and sent them running around the town.

And her curses could be heard by almost the entire Hogsmeade.

"HOWDAREYOU!!!" Molly yelled, throwing her slaps on George and Fred's heads, "How dare you two little bastards give Kim a potion that has not been tested yet? Ni eat it!!! At least use Ron to do an experiment first!!!"

Facts have proven that even Astartes can only tuck their tail between their legs in despair in front of their mother's loving cunt.

"Mom! I don't dare anymore!" The person huddled cowardly on the street corner was Fred.

"Get around us, Mum! We will definitely make Ginny change back!" The person who was locked by Mrs. Weasley's neck and under her arm was George.

They know that their strength is much greater now than before, so they dare not act rashly for fear of injuring their mother, who is no longer young.

That day, if it weren't for the twins' two older brothers - Bill and Charlie, who had just returned from abroad, and Mr. Weasley, who had hurriedly returned from the Magic Machinery Factory.The three of them worked together to hold off Mrs. Weasley, who was about to explode with anger. Om was able to guest-star as a priest at the funerals of the two brothers, which was considered as a childhood dream come true.

Other than that, there were no earth-shattering events in Hogsmeade, everything was so peaceful.

It's as if the threat of Chaos has completely gone away...

Ohm arrived at Finlay Daily Necessities Department Store, nodded and greeted Ferus in a familiar manner, and walked upstairs.

Ferus's muttering came from behind: "It's been 20 days since the last time I came here... Is there something wrong with my father..."

Forcibly suppressing the idea of ​​"twisting off Ferus' head", Ohm took three steps at a time and walked along the black stone stairs to the top room. He didn't even need to knock on the door, just opened the door and walked in.

Fiorina, who was doing deadlift training, turned to look at Ohm, and while slowly lowering the 800kg barbell in her hand to the height of her knees, she said: "Wait for me, there are 22 left in this group."

"Take your time, I'm not in a hurry." Ohm changed a chair for himself, sat down and looked around Fiorina's room.

Although this is not the first time I have seen it, every time Ohm comes here, I feel like I am walking into a gym and shooting range with its own beds rather than walking into a girl's room.

There are no mirrors or decorations on the walls, only a variety of firearms and target paper full of bullet holes.The floor was covered with barbell plates and dumbbells of various sizes, and the only table was filled with various gadgets and gun cleaning kits.

Faced with such a girl-less room, Ohm simply... couldn't refuse!

Come on, girls can use guns, that’s super cool!

With a loud noise, Fiorina dropped the barbell on the ground, lit a battle accelerant for herself, turned around and looked at Ohm, and said with a smile: "School starts tomorrow, why do you want to come to me tonight?"

Ohm stood up and wiped the sweat from her forehead, took out an exquisite and gorgeous violet belt from the shrine, wrapped it around Fiorina's waist, and said in her ear: "I have prepared a treat for you. Gift……"