Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

"Fuck you! It's so disgusting..."

Under Ohm's gaze, Fiorina's cheeks flushed slightly. She pushed Ohm's shoulder hard, took out the fried chicken and French fries prepared in advance from the small shrine on her waist, and put her favorite The fried food was stuffed into Ohm's hand, he crossed his legs in an imageless manner, and started eating with big mouthfuls.

Om dipped the fries in ketchup, saw Fiorina's happy face, and said with a smile: "You guys still like to eat fried food so much. You are really not afraid of gaining weight."

"Come on! Did you see the calories written on the fried chicken? It's not written. If it's not written, it means zero calories!" Fiorina bent her arms and showed off her smooth and beautiful biceps to Ohm, "Did you see that with this punch, your skull will explode! Uh-"

Ohm pulled out a small piece of ceramic steel from his shrine and stuffed it into Fiorina's mouth, and said: "You'd better eat more metal, F·F, look at your height, you're almost a meter shorter than me. If we don't grow taller, we will probably look like a zebra standing next to a giraffe when we go out."

Fiorina, who was chewing ceramite, imagined the scene and burst out laughing. If it hadn't been for the fact that she had been transformed into a female Astartes, Ohm would have been afraid that she would choke herself with laughter.

好不容易止住了笑声，菲奥莉娜舔着油乎乎的指尖，看着漆黑的夜空，忽然想起了什么，连连拍打着欧姆的手臂，趁机把手指头擦干净的同时，说：“你揍If you slap Wilt Horton's ass, isn't it the same as slapping Congressmen in the face? Those fools with their brains full of mush don't care how much power you have, they will definitely take action against the Skyhawk Empire's occupation of Chicago. Initiating revenge!"

"No way?" Ohm frowned and used a magic spell to wipe the oil stains on his clothes, "Are they really that stupid?"

"Oh, my dear Ohm, I may not understand subspace as well as you do, but -"

Fiorina opened and closed her hands like an accordion, and said word by word: "No one understands America better than me! Do you dare to bet with me on whether those congressional gentlemen will succeed?" I will retaliate against you. I’ll bet two Golden Throne Coins!”

"Two? Who are you looking down on!" Ohm sneered, fumbled in the pocket of his robe for a while, and then handed a handful of copper throne coins to Fiorina. Not only was there no silver in it, there was even Tucked inside were several small denomination notes that had been carefully flattened.

He poured these things into the hands of the stunned Fiorina, and said triumphantly: "Show Hand! I'm all-in, betting that those politicians on Capitol Hill will not have all shit in their heads--"

Before he finished speaking, a group of bright sparks suddenly exploded in the distant sky, and then suddenly expanded and expanded, even lighting up an area of ​​the sky as bright as the sunrise.

A few seconds later, a loud rumble came from the skyline, and the strong wind blew over Om's dull face and blew the corners of his clothes.

Silently, with slightly trembling fingers, he took out a stick of combat accelerant from his pocket, lit it, held it in his mouth, took a deep breath, let the smoke roll around in his lungs, and then spit it out heavily.

Damn it!Those congressmen really don’t have any brains in their minds. They are all fermented farm manure?My money...

At the same time, the voice of 010-Ferrus Manus sounded in his mind: "Hey! Dad, are you happy on your date with mom? I shot down a sneaky little sparrow here, you Do you want to come over—"

018-Vulkan's voice suddenly cut in: "——I obviously shot it down with the 'World-Destroying' type melt cannon, so how come it's all your credit? Hey! You guys, stop for the Sajia family and eat. I’ll give it a hammer!”

With a loud bang, the two voices disappeared amid Manus's screams, and were replaced by 008-Conrad Coates. He said excitedly in his trademark gloomy tone: "Father, you will never believe what I saw, a crashed American F-15! It was even equipped with missiles equipped with nuclear warheads! This is a sign of war, Father! I can make those idiots live forever in the deepest In fear, give the order, father!"

"What did I say?" Fiorina happily put all of Ohm's wealth into the shrine around her waist, opening and closing her hands like an accordion again, "No one understands America better than me." It seems that you, the emperor, are too poor. With all the money you have, you can’t even buy a chainsword..."

Silently sending 008-Koz to Washington DC, Ohm raised his hand to cover his forehead, rubbed his somewhat swollen temples with his thumb and index finger, and took several deep breaths to calm down...

The halo behind His head flashed like a corona, illuminating the whole of Chicago as if it were daytime, without any darkness remaining!

The Emperor is angry!

Before the other party installed a nuclear warhead on the Patriot missile, the superior congressmen did not take human life seriously. Even if millions of civilians in Chicago died like ants in the aftermath of the nuclear bomb explosion, Those idiots in suits and ties don’t even frown!

What do these idiots think of human life?A bargaining chip?

and also……

A brilliant spiritual light burst out from the emperor's eyes, and a tsunami-like spiritual energy instantly enveloped the entire city, grabbing hundreds of wizards with different clothes, but all with magical power fluctuations, from between the buildings, and imprisoned them in The altitude of several hundred meters was imprisoned in front of him.

They are Aurors sent by the Magical Congress!

These insects, which come with a purpose, have been lurking and snooping in the darkness of their own cities, contacting criminals and anarchists who do not want to obey their discipline, and want to overthrow their rule.

I originally wanted to leave them to the students of Hogwarts as a mission target, but now, I have to find them out to scare the monkeys!

The faces of these people, both men and women, were filled with horror and fear. Within the Emperor's psychic mantle, they were deprived of even the right to blink or breathe.

The mourning blackbird flew out of the shrine on the emperor's waist. The crystal ball in its belly instantly connected to the satellite signal of the American TV channel, and the picture was forced into the TV set in the Capitol Hill conference hall.

The members of Congress who were originally quarreling over the missing F-15 signal were frightened by the sudden appearance of the picture. After recognizing that the man in the picture was the Emperor, their bodies were all in unison because of the emotionless coldness. His eyes trembled, and the entire conference hall was instantly silent, and you could hear a pin drop!

The emperor said indifferently: "I once regarded you as a worthy opponent, but judging from your performance, you are just a group of villains blinded by interests. Open your ignorant eyes and take a good look. Well, what will happen if you betray the people, betray your faith, and betray your honor!"

In an instant, all the Aurors from the Magic Congress had pale flames burning in their facial features. In just a few seconds, they were burned into handfuls of fine ashes from the inside out!

After being blown away by the wind, no trace can be left behind...

The current president of the Magic Congress, Audro Crist, was so angry at this scene that he crushed his coffee cup again, jumped up from the sofa in his office, and roared furiously: "That's too much!"

At this moment, the screen on the TV changed. A metal skeleton with the word 010 engraved on his head and a dent in his temple for some reason appeared on the screen. His background was a fragmented and burning F- 15 Fighter, holding a semicircular object with a yellow and black fan-shaped logo in his hand, the skull face actually showed a lifelike smile.

"Hey! You idiots in Congress! Did you see what I have in my hand? It's the nuclear bomb you sent! Oh my, the bosses are like the atmosphere, and they actually give away things like nuclear warheads at will. How about this..."

The metal skull came close to the camera and whispered like a whisper: "Would you like to guess where this nuclear warhead will explode? Hahahahahaha! You're just kidding ~ Bye! Do this tonight What a sweet dream~”

The scene turned again, and the emperor's face once again appeared on the TV screen of the Congress. As if he could see the members on the screen, he slowly glanced around and said: "The Sky Eagle Empire accepts your challenge, my Warriors are longing for enemies and glory. You can raise armies, you can send special forces to assassinate, you can use any inhuman weapons. Because all your efforts to resist us can only make the Sky Eagle more and more beautiful. The power of the empire! Listen, the death knell has been sounded by your own hands..."

The TV screen went dark as suddenly as it had lit up.

In the suffocating silence, the congressmen looked at each other, instinctively wanting to accuse each other of having a deviation in their attitude towards the Sky Eagle Emperor, but they suddenly remembered that it was a bill passed by both parties.

The responsibilities of both are completely equal.

This situation of having no one to blame makes these Congress leaders miserable.

How can they shirk their responsibilities? Ouch——

The TV screen suddenly lit up again, scaring some of the older congressmen to the point of almost having a heart attack.

What appeared on the screen this time was not the Sky Eagle Emperor, nor the metal skeleton, but a girl with long gray hair and olive green eyes.

With a smile on her face, she said happily: "In order to prevent you idiots from not understanding what He said, I will help you translate. What he means is that the Sky Eagle Empire is not targeting anyone, but everyone here. , it’s all rubbish!”