Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Compared with Ixion's cheerfulness, Billy seemed much taciturn. Facing the three white scars, he just nodded sincerely and said in a soft and low voice: "Hello."

"I came from the Loyalty Branch in France, and Billy is a young monk from a monastery in Italy." Ixion enthusiastically explained to Aaron and the others, "But he is different from other monks. , seems to dislike showing expressions, and doesn’t like talking.”

"This is normal, Brother Ixion." Billy's tight lips twisted downwards in a mocking arc, "When you are likely to be violated by the priest at any time, you will be like me and gradually stop laughing. That’s why I used a butter knife to cut off the priest’s head inch by inch as soon as I entered the empire, and used it as a certificate of submission to enter the Chungsi Academy.”

Ciri covered her mouth in surprise: "Oh my God, Brother Billy, that's terrible!"

"It's all over, sister." Billy tried to squeeze out a smile on his face that was as solemn as a rock. "Let me tell you a joke. When the priest exorcised the devil from the little boy, the devil turned on the priest first. Shouting: 'Get out of the little boy first!'"

This hell joke made Sukhbalu stunned. This man who grew up in the world of immortality clenched his back molars, but finally burst out laughing.

Aaron raised his foot and stomped Jin Hu's big toe hard, but judging from his red face, he must have recalled the memory of every Ohm beating him since he was a child.

The reaction of the two men made Ciri glance at them dissatisfied. She turned around and exchanged a few words with Ixion and Billy. After informing each other of their names, they dispersed for physical fitness training.

It was only then that Aaron heard clearly what questions Ixion was asking Billy. This French sunshine boy was a fan of tropical fruits and had been discussing with Billy the feasibility of adding pineapple to Italian pizza. .

Although Billy's answer could not be heard, judging from his hands that had almost turned into afterimages, it was obvious that he had made a fierce and sincere speech to Ixion with his family as the center and the eight generations of his ancestors as the radius. greeting.

When Aaron started to perform the fifth set of [-] kilograms of squats, the door leading to the operating room of the Ultramarines was pushed open violently, and a coquettish and narcissistic voice shouted: "Oh - brothers and sisters , come and pay your respects! I - Cato Sicarius! I will leave a mark in the history of the Ultramarines Legion!"

"Good! Very energetic!" Ixion threw away the three-hundred kilogram dumbbell in his hand, laughed and clapped, "As expected of us Ultramarines, even when we appear on stage, we are much more handsome than others. !”

Sicarius pushed his hair back coquettishly, and struck a pose like Elvis: "What do you need to say! I - Cato Sicarius! I am the most handsome Ultramarine! "

At this moment, Billy suddenly approached Sicarius and asked in an extremely solemn and serious tone: "You don't add pineapple to the pizza, do you?"

Sicarius was startled and his upper body leaned back suddenly, but he immediately reacted, pointed his thumb at his nose, and said proudly: "I want to eat ordinary pizza! I want to eat pineapple pizza too. ! Only in this way can we be called healthy!”

Hearing this, Billy immediately fell to his knees in despair, looked up to the sky and roared: "No--"

Sukhbalu was helping Aaron perform squat protection. When he heard the huge movement, he asked in a low voice to Aaron, who had a normal expression: "Are all of them Ultramarines...all so unique?"

Feeling that the strength of his legs was getting stronger with each squat, Aaron was completely immersed in the pleasure and joy of getting stronger, and he didn't even dare to look at Sicarius out of the corner of his eye. Said: "I don't know about others, but this guy Sicarius, no matter how outrageous he does, it is not outrageous at all."

Ciri maintained a horizontal abdominal position on the parallel bars and shouted to Sicarius with a smile: "Cato, where is your sister? Why didn't I see Celestine fly over and punch you?"

"Aha! That guy said he wanted to be a battle nun, and after the transformation surgery, he was taken directly to the nunnery by Senior Sister Hermione!" Sicarius twitched his butt cheekily, "From now on, No one can control me anymore! Hahahaha!!!”

As soon as he finished speaking, a pleasant female voice came from the broadcast in the physical training room: "Notification. Cato Sicarius, cum Sicarius Guilliman. Please go there immediately after hearing the broadcast. Far East Regent's Office, your father has prepared a fine copper-tipped leather belt, waiting for your visit. Repeat. Notice. Cato Sicarius..."

Sicarius stood still with his butt twisted, his mouth opened comically, and he looked at the camera on the wall in a daze, as if he saw Robert Guilliman directly from the faint flickering light. That horrible, unsmiling face.

The door of the Ultramarines operating room opened again, and the pharmacist wearing a blue background and gold-rimmed power armor looked at Sicarius with a smile: "If I were you, I would definitely run faster than a rabbit right now."

Sicarius let out a long lament, dragged his steps as heavy as lead, and walked past the apothecary dejectedly, mumbling incomprehensible words.

The pharmacist's eyes were always on this guy's back. It wasn't until Sicarius' figure disappeared around the corner of the corridor that he turned to the new Astartes in the physical training room and said, "Okay. , boys. Although physical training is important, the body can only become stronger if it gets adequate nutrition. Wouldn't it be a pity not to go out and have fun during this rare holiday? "

"That's right!" Ixion raised his hands in agreement, "Brothers and sisters, the battle in the empire will become increasingly fierce in the future. We should seize every opportunity to meet now! I propose - have a dinner!"

"Just don't add anything weird to the pizza." The corners of Billy's mouth dropped deeply, obviously he was very upset about this.

Sukhbalu laughed boldly and said: "Then we must not return until we are drunk!"

Shirley turned into a stream of light and suddenly appeared behind Aaron. She put her arms around her boyfriend's neck and said enthusiastically: "I want to see if Japanese maikos really paint their teeth black! If I could see it with my own eyes It would be even more perfect to see a samurai committing seppuku!”

Aaron raised his hand and patted Shirley's unconventional little head: "How can there be warriors under the rule of the empire, you little fool."

"Well... it is indeed unlikely to see samurai commit seppuku. After all, among the Japanese, the real men who dared to commit seppuku had all died during World War II. But..." The pharmacist laughed and made way to the outside of the fortress monastery. On the road, "Japanese dance theater is everywhere!"