Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Brazil, Amazon jungle, deep.

Amid the eager onlookers of a group of fighting boys, Jiba Iron Spear was beating obsidian stones on the stone. Seeing the lustrous crystal gradually becoming sharp and deadly under his hands, he couldn't help but let out a low sigh. The "waaaaagh" sound.

As a craftsman of the Jiba clan, Jiba Iron Spear has been hammering various weapons for the clan since it grew out of the ground, so that those stupid Jiba boys can waaaaagh overturn the big lizards in the jungle and help The big boss will gain more territory so that he can grow more overbearing boys and launch even bigger chaos!

But those group of lizards are not easy to mess with. The bronze weapons in their hands are made with craftsmanship that Jiba Iron Spear cannot understand. One big lizard can kill dozens of Jiba boys, which is really waaaaagh!

But it doesn't matter. The biggest difference between Ji Ba Iron Spear and other green skins is that he can think.

Since a small obsidian chop can't hurt the lizards, then create a bigger obsidian giant poke, which will definitely knock the big lizards over!

There are also those little human shrimps at the jungle border. They have a big bang bang that can emit fire, which allows those thin little shrimps to knock down a dozen overlord boys by themselves. They are very difficult to mess with!

Although the big poke is waaaaagh, the big bang of Ji Ba·Iron Spear is even more waaaaagh!

Jiba Iron Spear put down the obsidian block in his hand, looked up at the setting sun, and said sincerely in the language of the orcs: "Brother Mao, please give me cunning and ferocious wisdom, so that I can also Come on thief waaaaagh big bang bang!"

Before he finished speaking, a low whistling suddenly came from the sky, which seemed to be a strong wind blowing on the skyline, or an imminent heavy rain.

This strange sound made Jiba Iron Spear excited. While yelling at the Jiba boys, "Brother Gemao has appeared," he climbed to the top of the tree in twos and twos and looked up to the sky.

I saw a huge iron bird flying past under the clouds. The whistling sound came from the large barrel under its wings. When it passed over Jiba Iron Spear, a long egg-shaped The object fell from its belly and hit the ground almost in front of Ji Ba Iron Spear.

That's...a bird egg?

Jiba Iron Spear was stunned. He had never seen a bird lay eggs while flying. He quickly jumped down from the treetops, kicked away a few Jiba boys who gathered around him out of curiosity, and came to the dark and dark bird. in front of the bird eggs.

A Jiba boy pointed to the lines on the bird's egg flatteringly and said to Jiba Iron Spear: "Boss Iron Spear, there are words written by Xiao Xiami here!"

"I saw it! You idiot is stupider than Scrooge!"

Jiba·Iron Spear kicked the boy who was as cunning as a fart, carefully studied the writing on the iron bird's egg, rubbed his chin with his thick fingers, and whispered: "I'm thinking about you. Being able to understand the words of a human being means that what I write here is very meaningful——"

boom! ! !

Before he finished speaking, the iron bird egg in front of Jiba Iron Spear exploded, and scorching and devouring fire surged out from it, instantly sweeping through the jungle for several kilometers in radius, killing these green-skinned orcs and their obsidian weapons. Completely melted together!

This is a "Hell Roar" type alchemical incendiary bomb!

A piece of metal shrapnel flew out of the flames of the explosion. Driven by the explosion shock wave, it flew across a distance of tens of kilometers, directly broke into the territory of the lizard people, and stabbed heavily into an ancient and magnificent tree. superior.

The lizardmen with blue scales all over their bodies hurriedly gathered around, pried off the sharp and hot metal piece from the clan's ancient tree, presented it to the clan elders, and shouted in horror: "Elder! God's punishment! God’s punishment is coming!”

"What are you shouting for?!"

The obese clan elder looked like a puddle of toads piled on the seat, but this did not prevent him from using his absolute majesty to intimidate the panicked lizardmen: "Show it to me."

As the fat claws of the lizard man elder wiped away the black dust on the metal sheet, I saw that it read in neat and orderly Gothic language:

Merry Christmas, aliens.The Empire greets you.

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Catching the flaw in Sanguinius, Horus's eyes flashed with a fierce light, and he roared: "Suffer death!!!"

The heavy impact caused Sanguinius to stagger to the ground. He clutched his chest and asked in pain: "Horus, why did you—"

"Only when you understand the situation clearly can you be qualified to live. And you are not worthy yet!"

Horus occupied a high position, looked down at his brother who fell to the ground, and looked at his father with a ferocious smile: "You are next, Emperor!"

"My child who has taken the wrong path."

Ohm's position was much lower than Horus, which allowed him to only look up to his own heir, but his momentum was like the sun in the sky, majestic and irresistible!

"When you choose to attack your brother, there is no chance of recovery!"

"It doesn't matter!" Horus opened his arms and laughed wildly, "I will be the final winner, Emperor! I have already occupied the high ground!"

"So what, Horus, don't forget the most important thing." Ohm said coldly, "I'myyourfather!"

As he said that, Ohm suddenly took away the sheets from Horus's feet, and rushed up to him when he fell to the ground. He held a goose feather pillow in each hand, and shouted at Xiao Liu's face: " A sneak attack, right?! Winner, right?! You, a little bald man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually dare to play the trick of betrayal!"

"I acted! Father! I acted it!" Horus tried his best to resist the pillow thrown by Ohm, and defended, "I was deceiving Leon and the others to attack! Sanguinius was colluding with me! Angel! Angel? Angel, please say something!"

Sanguinius lay peacefully among the sheets and quilts on the floor, holding a pillow in his hand, as peaceful and peaceful as an oil painting - he fell asleep.

"Good opportunity!" Leon saw the opportunity for local internal strife, raised the long pillow in his hand, and shouted, "Attack! Attack! The final winner will be us!"

Leman Russ screamed and rushed forward. Just as he was about to fight Angron for three hundred rounds, the tennis ball thrown by Magnus attracted all his attention and ran away. .

Looking at Angron, who looked depressed, Magnus tapped his temple with his finger: "You have to use your brain in battle, my reckless brother."

Before he finished speaking, Angron rushed out and knocked Lorgar to the ground with his hammer. He raised his chin provocatively at Magnus: "This is called fighting with your brain!"

the other side--

"Dorn!!!"

"Perturabo!!!"

"Dorn!!!"

"Perturabo!!!"

Dorn: Reinforce the Pillow Fortress!Reinforcement!Reinforcement!Reinforcement!

Perturabo: Storm the Pillow Fortress!onslaught!onslaught!onslaught!

Manus asked Fulgrim, who was holding a slender pillow: "How long do you think they will be fighting like this?"

"I don't know~ I'll probably beat him until the end of time." Fulgrim rubbed the slender pillow in his hand and said to Manus with a charming look, "But you, can you be obedient and let me break you?" Where is his head?"

"Don't even think about it!"

"Hitting and killing people, hiccup, what's the point?"

Chagatai raised the wine bottle in his hand and touched Vulcan hard: "Come on! One of us brothers will go!"

Mortarion sat next to the two of them, looked down at the "Encyclopedia of World Viruses" in his hand, and muttered darkly: "Can you two change places? I hate staying with people who have no sense of boundaries."

"What kind of words are these?" Vulkan's red eyes became brighter due to drinking. He put his arm around Mortarion's neck and poured half a bottle of white mercury wine into the guy without any explanation, "For the holidays, Just want to drink——”

There was a crisp sound, and Coz slapped Vulcan on the back of the head with a towel soaked in water, then took a step and ran away: "Come after me, you stupid guy! There is no stove here. Anvil and hammer, only soft pillows all over the floor! Hahahahahaha, what can you do to me!"

"Conrad Curze! It's true that there are only pillows here, but..."

Fire Dragon Vulkan stood up suddenly, his huge body seemed to fill the entire hall at once. He picked up a pillow from the ground and twisted it firmly in his hands. He jumped up and hit Curze on the back. : "It could also be a hammer!"