Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

"It's too late for you to start praying now."

Ohm had a straight face and said straightforwardly: "First of all, Mortarion and Riemann have already tasted the instant noodles I made. Secondly, please take a look at the current size gap between me and FF."

Ohm, who was ten meters tall, leaned over and patted Fiorina, who was only one head taller than his knees. He withdrew his palm in time before she was bitten by her, and shrugged to Hermione: "Look, it's like Just like a bomb cannot be inserted into the [-]mm chamber of a Beretta pistol, from a physical level, I can no longer have sex with F·F.”

"Ha! This is really a sad story!" Saying this, Harry laughed unreservedly in the face of his old friend's helplessness.

He sat down next to Hermione, put his arm on her shoulders, and said carelessly: "Our heights and our combination are a match made in heaven! Come on, dear Hermione, give me a mouth~"

"Absolutely not!"

Hermione raised her hand to cover Harry's frizzy lips and said coldly: "Beards have completely destroyed your image in my mind, so don't even think about it until you shave off this damn beard. "

Harry was stunned. He raised his hand and grabbed the messy hair on the back of his head: "But Hagrid and Sirius both said that I am very suitable for growing a beard..."

"Hagrid's beard can be stuffed into his belt!" Fiorina gestured with her palm in front of her belly, "And if Sirius's beard is a carefully tended manor shrub, then yours is a barbaric one. The thorns growing in the wilderness. Hey - it’s like bear hair, it stings people just looking at it, but luckily Ohm doesn’t grow a beard..."

"Actually, I will still grow it, but I will use the disarming spell to shave it off every day."

Ohm took out a mirror from his trouser pocket, and two faint red rays of light shot out from his eyes. After being refracted on the mirror, they landed accurately on his chin, getting rid of all the stubble that was about to appear.

Touching his smooth chin, Om gave Harry a provocative look, squatted down and looked Fiorina in the eyes, and asked with a smile: "Beautiful Miss Finlay, do you mind giving me a deep French kiss?"

Fiorina immediately responded to Ohm's request with her own actions. She warmly hugged her husband's neck with her arms and pressed her cherry-colored lips deeply.

Looking at the couple with a height difference of more than seven meters, Harry looked a little strange: "Why do I feel something is so wrong..."

"It's weird if it's right." Hermione recorded the scene with her camera. "This level of disparity is simply like an adult kissing a three-year-old child. It's full of forbidden and immoral feelings. Looking at Macragge Film and Television The circle is also quite explosive.”

Harry glanced sideways: "You haven't watched too many Macragge movies during this time, right?"

Hermione put her hands on her hips and stared into Harry's green eyes with a raised face: "Oh, my little sweetheart, your girlfriend and I have been stationed in Macragge during this time, training the new recruits of the Battle Sisters. In the full world Is it wrong for me to watch a few local specialty movies in a nun’s convent with estrogenic hormones?”

"Then I also led my troops to conquer Australia!" Harry cried loudly, "That ghost place is really unwelcome! If you want Gobi, there will be Gobi, if you want fertile land, there will be Gobi, and if you want resources, there will be Gobi. I really want the Gobi!"

"Speaking of this."

Ohm picked up the red-faced Fiorina and held her in his arms, wiped the saliva from her soft lips with his thumb, and asked: "Is the reunification plan going smoothly?"

"The Australian war zone is going very smoothly." Harry took out a crumpled stick of battle accelerant from his pocket, lit it and took two sharp puffs, "Often after a battle, the people I see are not as good as kangaroos. More. I suggest that these 4700 million kangaroos be packed and sent to Uruguay, so that one Uruguayan will have to pick out 14 kangaroos alone. There is no need for the empire to take action, and Uruguay will have to be renamed Kangaroo Country the next day."

"Be serious!"

Hermione elbowed Harry on the ribs, and when he grinned in pain, she said sternly to Ohm: "Several small countries in South Asia, Africa, and Central America have all submitted to the empire. According to your order, , all rulers who were willing to give up their independence were placed under house arrest, and all rulers who attempted to form alliances with the Empire were detained."

"That's what we should do!" Fiorina shouted loudly in Om's arms: "How dare they ally with the empire? Smash that broken political system!"

"Let the Tribunal be a little more polite to these people. After all, they are considered mature politicians. After they surrender, they will be carefully screened and identified, and then they can become a high-level labor force in the empire's administrative system."

Ohm pushed down Fiorina's raised arm and continued: "Those in Central Africa will be dealt with according to the normal procedures. Those are either tyrants or bastards. Especially Gaddafi in Gambia, he doesn't need to do any interrogation. , let him out directly, do you understand what I mean?"

"Understood. The ground crew did not check carefully, and a bolt was left in the turbine of the aircraft engine, causing the engine to catch fire and crash. The crew members ejected in time to escape, and the passenger crashed and died due to a faulty seat belt. The ground crew has now been punished Administrative leave as punishment." Hermione smiled so wildly that Harry's scalp almost exploded.

The wall clock on the wall rang ten times in a row, and Harry and Hermione stood up at the same time and said goodbye to Ohm.

Watching Hermione spin and disappear into the fireplace, Harry turned to Ohm and straightened his back, with an encouraging look on his face: "Come on, Ohm, you can do it!"

"Fuck off!"

Ohm laughed and cursed, slapped Harry on the forehead, and pushed the man, who became more and more arrogant as he grew older, into the fireplace: "Help me take good care of Sirius."

"No problem, good brother." Harry staggered into the flames, shook his head, and shouted, "Grimmauld Place No. 12!"

With a "whoosh", he disappeared together with the emerald flame, leaving only a few sparks shooting out of the fireplace.

As soon as Harry left, Fiorina immediately lay on Ohm's shoulder and breathed out her warm orchid-scented breath into his ear: "It's just you and me now, baby~ Don't you plan on giving me any surprises?" ?"

Ohm pretended to be stupid and blinked his eyes: "Do you want me to tell you a pillow story about Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf?"

"Hey, I know you have a wooden head. It's better to wait for the sun to go out for you to wake up."

Fiorina tugged Ohm's ears hard and said lazily and charmingly: "I have prepared a surprise for you. Now let's go to the bed and take a look."