Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Mortarion felt what it meant to have a "splitting headache" in a physical sense. The power of his mysophobic father's psychic brain was as powerful as a crying macro cannon, even though almost 10 minutes had passed. Time passed, and he could still hear the metallic echo in his skull.

As for Riemann, after a short adaptation period, he had already begun to follow the instructions on the packaging without heart, began to drink vodka with an alcohol concentration as high as 96%, and began to enjoy the three-month natural fermentation. Shark meat.

Since sharks excrete through their skin, their meat contains a large amount of urea, which is also the source of the strong smell of urine. If eaten directly without fermentation, ordinary people can easily suffer from direct ammonia poisoning.

Food in Iceland is already very scarce. In ancient times, local ruthless people developed a way to turn shark meat into safe food. After being passed down, it became a local specialty. It is said that some Icelandic people People eat shark meat every day, and if they don't smell that special strong smell one day, they will panic.

Driven by strong recommendations from locals and driven by their own curiosity, outsiders also commented after tasting this delicacy:

Not to mention tasting it, just smelling it will shorten your life and bring disaster!

After eating it, the diners' noses feel as if they are trapped in a public toilet that has not been cleaned for a long time, and there is an old drunkard burping wine in his face next to him!

Two words stand out - torture!

Ohm pinched his nose and leaned against the cabinet, watching Riemann stuffing pieces of shark meat into his mouth piece by piece, cut into pieces the size of an ordinary person's thumb. He couldn't help but curiously asked: "Liuzi, do you really think this food is delicious? "

"It's not delicious."

Riemann replied without thinking: "It tastes like a rubber tire rolled in urine. If it weren't for the strong drink, I wouldn't even want to swallow it."

"Then you are still eating so happily?" Ohm looked at the shark meat that had shrunk in size and couldn't help but worry about Riemann's taste system.

"This is all thanks to you." Riemann stuffed another piece of shark meat into his mouth with a playful smile, "Ever since I tasted the instant noodles you made, I found that there is nothing in this world that I can't swallow. ”

"Ah, speaking of this, Dad." Mortarion took out a bucket of instant noodles from the kitchen cabinet and said sincerely, "Can you please make me another cup of noodles? I want to take it to the virus experiment. If we study it carefully in the room, we might be able to develop the ultimate toxin weapon that can destroy the planet's biosphere in one blow."

Ohm covered his face in pain: "Stop talking...I swear I will never cook again..."

At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps on the stairs outside the kitchen, and the double wooden door was kicked open by a foot wearing slippers.

Fiorina, who was wearing a bathrobe with a wet towel wrapped around her head, holding a torch in her hand like a sword, asked angrily: "Which of you peed in the kitchen? Say it!" "

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Ohm and Mortarion both pointed their fingers at Riemann. The poor Wolf Lord was choked by the betrayal of his father and brothers and coughed repeatedly. The direct result of this was that the smell of urine in the kitchen became even stronger. .

"It's not me! Mom, it's really not me!" Riemann shouted loudly, picked up the shark meat and showed it to Fiorina, "It's this piece of meat! This is not ordinary meat, it is-" "- —It’s this thing, no wonder.”

The moment she saw the Icelandic shark meat, Fiorina's anger disappeared, and her face was full of understanding and excusability. Apparently, she was once one of the curious outsiders who suffered from it.

At this moment, Wright, who had returned to the form of a black cat, dragged his tired body into the kitchen to find something to eat. He raised his head and smelled the smell in Riemann's hand, and immediately made a vomiting expression, first He glanced at Riemann with pity, then turned around and paved the ground with his paws in disgust.

"I can only eat this kind of thing today, not this kind of thing!" Riemann stretched out a retaining hand to Lei Shi's leaving back, "Hey! You should listen to me!"

Fiorina held the torch with one hand and looked at Ohm sideways: "You just let your children eat this stuff? Healthy or not, let's not talk about it. Do you believe it or not that Marlene smelled urine in her beloved kitchen when she came back?" Wei, can you jump up on the spot and cut you several times?"

"If the child likes it, just eat some." Ohm answered the question in an evasive manner, "At least it tastes better than the food I cook."

Unexpectedly, Fiorina nodded extremely sincerely: "That's true."

Language turned into an invisible sharp blade and pierced Ohm's heart. For a perfectionist like him with obsessive-compulsive disorder, something that he couldn't do no matter what was simply a barb in his heart.

Turning around, he soaked instant noodles on the cupboard with his own hands. Ohm put it into Mortarion's hand and said sincerely: "Xiao Shisi, I'm begging you to help me find out the root cause of why my cooking tastes bad!"

"Don't worry, dad!" Mortarion gave a thumbs up confidently, "With your support, I will definitely wear all protective equipment during the experiment and develop the most deadly virus weapon! "

Seeing the helpless expression of his wise and powerful father, Riemann couldn't help but burst into laughter, but soon his face hardened under Fiorina's gaze. While putting away the shark meat, he used seven hands to Open all ventilated areas in the kitchen to the maximum.

"Okay, okay, it's getting late. We have to continue working tomorrow. You both should go to bed early."

After speaking to the children, Fiorina tilted her head towards Ohm: "Come on, follow me into the house. I want to change your hairstyle."

Riemann blinked his eyes, which were as blue and clear as the ice sea, and said, "Is this a secret code?"

Seeing the "kind" eyes of his parents, Mortarion immediately took a big step to the side holding the paper bowl of instant noodles: "Don't splash blood on my experimental materials."

Giving Riemann a look of "just wait for me", Ohm picked up Fiorina and walked upstairs. At the same time, he asked strangely: "Why do you suddenly want to change my hairstyle? I am now Doesn’t this long hair look good?”

"No, it's just that you've seen my short hair and long hair, but I've never seen what you look like with short hair." Fiorina tangled the hair on Ohm's temples around her fingertips, "More In addition, my hair is too long now, and it is too inconvenient to take a bath and wear power armor, so I decided to cut my hair short with you! How about it, is it fair?"