Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

At this tender moment of the Emperor and the Queen, in the far east region of the Milky Way, in the airspace surrounding the planet Gaja.

"Report ~~~~"

The green little fart drags a long and melodious note, rolling and crawling onto the bridge made of scrap iron and rotten steel. In response to the noise of broken electronic components around it, it responds to the huge ship entrenched in it. The war leader on the seat said flatteringly: "I'm reporting to you, Mr. Black Gangster, that the weird boys have discovered a large group of big spaceships made of meat dumplings. Of course, they are not as big as your Yangxunji, but they are still a huge group!"

On the seat, the big, smelly, green orc boss, Black, shook his head impatiently. The long-haired squig biting on its scalp swayed with its movements, reflecting an extremely kitschy messy color.

The black gangster who was playing with the exquisite dagger roared: "How big of a group are they?! Tell me clearly!"

As a green-skinned orc, Black Hun, unlike his compatriots, is very particular about accurate data.If his boys dared to call "twenty big teeth" a "punch of big teeth", he would definitely cut off their heads with the dagger he snatched from the long-eared shrimp.

The Little Fart was stunned and didn't even notice the viscous liquid flowing out of its nose dripping into its mouth. It gesticulated in the air with its hands and feet in a panic, and said hesitantly: "I think it's about this big..."

Pop!

The enraged black gangster stood up and trampled the little fart into mushroom mud, and roared at the technicians on the bridge: "Brace yourself! Brother Mao is on top, we are going to fight The meat dumpling battleship is going to have a huge waaaaagh!!!”

"waaaaagh!!!"

The black gangster's voice was transmitted to his fleet along the communication lines that were not connected at all. The orcs controlled the patrols that had been assembled here and there to change their direction, and installed the collision horn called "Goko Big Stick". The bow of the ship was aimed at the giant ship of flesh and blood floating like a UFO among the stars.

The thrusters spewed violent flames, and the orc ships that were supposed to be torn apart by acceleration showed supernatural solidity at this moment, spanning thousands of kilometers like meteors, and under the orders of the black gangsters, they were given to those wearing purple A vicious uppercut from Carapace's Flesh Fleet.

The "Gorge Big Stick" tore through the soft abdominal cavity of the flesh and blood giant ship. The heavily armed combat boys rushed into the cabin composed of muscles, lumens and valves, but what greeted them was not a battle that could satisfy Gorge Maoge. Waaaaagh, but countless egg pods embedded in the wall of the tube, exuding the fluorescence of the ghostly organism.

"What does it mean to touch something?"

One of the fighting boys in the gang curiously poked the mucus-covered shell of the egg pod with a rusty knife, and in the next moment, an emotionless eye suddenly opened, looking through half of the egg pod. The transparent flexible shell looks right at it!

As if an inaudible starting gun sounded, the egg pods in the cavity burst almost at the same time, and crawled out from the pouring amniotic fluid, each with sharp sickle-shaped limbs, two thick legs, trailing a long tail, and a mouth full of Sharp-toothed bug!

Their bodies are wrapped in pale carapace, with dark purple carapace as thick as a shield on their backs. Some of them even hold newly born living weapons.As soon as these newborns opened their eyes, they pounced fiercely and fiercely on the unprepared orc gang, tearing apart everything in front of them with their sharp claws and teeth!

After the initial panic, the greenskins immediately burst out with strong fighting spirit. Without fear, they raised their crude weapons and launched a counterattack against the insect tide!

However, in the face of the absolute numerical gap, the resistance of the orcs seemed so weak and ridiculous.The surging Tyranid flooded the green in the hive mothership, and even climbed into the green-skinned orc ship along the "Golgo Club" and slaughtered all the remaining crew members.

Seeing the runes representing the orc ships disappear one by one on the holographic projection, it meant that the battleships and the flagship were suddenly disconnected, and the only remaining communication lines were only the vague sound of chewing.

The black gangster smelled a strong smell of failure. He hated failure!So he immediately gave the order: "Maximum speed, let me break through!"

As long as the green hills remain, there will be no need for mushrooms.

Black gangsters understand this truth better than other orc bosses. They are just a group of fighting boys. As long as they find a good planet with beautiful scenery and beautiful scenery and stay for a few years, a succession of green and big boys will naturally emerge from the soil.

The chief mechanic boy pushed the joystick modified with bearings to the end, and the engine exploded with extreme power, making the entire battleship tremble lowly. However, the cold sweat on the boy's face became more and more, and even his face became less green. , as if the color has faded.

"Boss! There's a big guy in front of our big ship!"

"What?!"

Hei Huanhun looked intently and saw a round flesh-and-blood ship floating quietly in front of his flagship.The orc boss suddenly became fierce and roared: "Knock me over!"

The mechanic boy did as he was told, and the orc flagship with a loose structure but extremely strong structure cut through the sky. The thick and slightly curved "Gol Brother Club" penetrated the inside of the round flesh-and-blood ship without any hindrance, but at the same time At that moment, a warning of death exploded in the black gangster's mind.

What exploded was not only the gangster's nerves, but also the round flesh-and-blood ship. This was not a Tyranid troop transport ship, but a spore mine as big as a battleship!

The spore mine filled with flammable and explosive substances exploded, and the bursts of blood, flesh and bone fragments tore apart the green-skinned battleship, and together with the orc boss Heihuang among them, they turned into flowers of flesh and blood that dispersed in the universe.

On the surface of the planet Jiajia, a space warrior in indigo snake scale power armor looked up at the light blooming outside the atmosphere. Suddenly he realized something. He took off his helmet from his head in anger and threw it hard on the ground. on the ground.

"Oh fuck! Oh fuck fuck fuck!!! The orc boss that I have been tracking for so long actually died like this (*gentle expletive from the empire)?! My (*aggressive expletive from the empire) brother Mao ! And those stupid brainworms, I (*expletive from the Empire who needs to be sedated)! My diploma!!!!!!”

The fierce words of this Space Marine shook the bun on her head, and her long, fluffy and curly brown hair poured down. This low-key color created a strong contrast with her emerald green eyes.

At the same time, her comrades also burst into laughter. While killing the green skins and bugs that attacked their team, these young warriors said: "I didn't expect, Lily, that a lady like you actually has such a side! "

"Shut up you bastards!"

Lily Potter shook her brown hair inherited from her mother, and her emerald green eyes shot out with needle-like gaze: "Now we only have two choices left! Kill the Tyranids' brainworms, or lose your studies! My battle Brothers and sisters! Come with me for your diploma!"