Dream Chaser Era

"Hi, audience friends, hello everyone!"

"I'm your old friend, a professional broadcaster, professional narrator and professional photographer from Niaozui Live - Cuckoo Bird!"

In the shot, a long-haired young spirited guy with a microphone in his hand is passionately making his usual opening remarks.

The camera began to zoom out, and the location of the Cuckoo Bird was also seen by the audience in the live broadcast room.

The blue sky, the blue ocean, and the endless blue scenery, Cuckoo Bird is standing on a huge Bi Diao at the moment to introduce.

"This is the final scene of this year's South Sea Islands Elf League. The opening performance of the final will be held soon. Let's take a look!"

The camera turned and saw dozens of luxury cruise ships parked on the sea not far away, forming a large circle, waiting for the next performance.

"What do you think? Is it spectacular? Are you envious? Goo Goo, I was there!" Goo Goo laughed and started his Versailles.

"Some viewers may not know that live tickets for the South China Sea Islands Fairy League are very difficult to buy."

"Don't look at the fact that there are so many cruise ships parked here, as if it can accommodate many spectators, but in fact, the cruise ships are not only motivated by spectators, but also staff, referees, players, and medical teams..."

"At most, it's just a few hundred on-site tickets!"

"So, the viewers who can buy live tickets are very lucky, but the viewers who can watch my Cuckoo Bird live broadcast are also very lucky!"

"Because I, Cuckoo Bird, introduced the live broadcast to everyone in the air. As a professional broadcaster, my live broadcast is very clear, very exciting, very spectacular, and very beautiful..."

"Okay, let's not gossip, the opening performance is about to start, let's get closer and start watching the game!"

"Zhi!" Bi Diao screamed, and started to approach the final circle with the Cuckoo Bird.

"Hello, the front is the competition area, no entry is allowed, please conduct the live broadcast within the specified area!"

When Bi Diao came to a position close to the sky above the cruise ship, a staff member who maintained order at the scene rode an armored bird to stop the road.

"Okay, I understand!" Cuckoo Bird immediately made an OK gesture, signaling Bi Diao under him to stop moving forward.

The staff nodded upon seeing this, and continued to patrol with the armored bird.

"Okay friends, it seems that we can only broadcast live here for everyone!" Gu Gu Niao spread his hands and made a helpless expression.

"But it doesn't matter, Cuckoo Bird is a man with sharper eyes than a eagle, and will definitely find the best live broadcast angle for everyone!"

Cuckoo Bird changed his face in an instant, clenched his fists and said loudly, his gaze in the camera was extremely sharp at the moment.

"Here we go again, Goo Goo Professional Face Changer!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, is the anchor from Sichuan Province? How many years have you learned how to change faces? Are you still taking apprentices?"

"Hi everyone, I am the master of the anchor Gu Gu Niao. Our school is the unique face-changing style in Sichuan Province. We have trained Bi Diao for 30 years. Come and learn from me. Not only will you have the same sharp eyes as Bi Diao, but you will also be able to You have strong chest muscles that show the beauty of men! Welcome to call the hotline to join us——13xxxxxxxxx!"

"???"

"Is there really a change of face?"

"Can you really have strong chest muscles? Drooling.jpg."

"..."

Under the face-changing art performance of Cuckoo Bird, the barrage in the live broadcast room turned into a sea of ​​joy.

Cuckoo's mouth twitched when he saw this.

Good guy, the audience in the live broadcast room are all talented people, and the face-changing flow has been done, I'm just playing with the atmosphere!

"Housekeeper, you sealed the person who claimed to be my master. It's purely fictional. Don't believe it!"

"My Cuckoo Bird is just a mediocre live broadcast genius. Face changing - I learned it by myself! Anyone who wants to learn can click the beak to join my fan group, and I will share my experience with you for free!" Cuckoo Bird He said righteously.

"Okay, I'm stuck!"

"I don't want to learn how to change faces, I just want to see what an ordinary live broadcast genius is!"

"It doesn't matter, I will change my face. Everyone can learn from me when they enter the Cuckoo Bird live broadcast room. The per capita fee is 50, v me 50, face-changing package teaching package!"

"..."

When Cuckoo Bird saw this barrage, his eyes widened in shock, and his sharp gaze became amused.

Where is the evildoer, dare to use an ax at the door of my Cuckoo Bird's live broadcast room, and watch my great sealing technique!

"Housekeeper, continue to block, block all of these v me 50, not one!" Goo Goo's eyes were full of murderous intent.

"Haha, there's no need to seal it, it's been so many years, no one still believes in these things, right?"

"That's it!"

"He's obviously just here to have fun, haha..."

"..."

"That's not okay, my... opening performance is coming!" Gugu Bird was about to continue reasoning with the audience in the live broadcast room, when he suddenly heard a huge cheer not far away.

The opening performance of the South Sea Islands Fairy League is about to begin!

"Okay, it's time for me to perform from now on. Brothers, do a good job of recording the screen. Every next scene will be wonderful. Believe me, you won't regret it!"

Below, the beginning of the official host is still a bunch of unnutritious clichés, either thanking the leader or thanking the sponsors.

The audience has long been tired of listening to this set, and they looked at the two opening performers in the center of the venue and their fighting spirits in unison.

"Heavenly King of the Water Element, Song Xiaoyu!"

"Ice King, Cold Front!"

"Brothers, the two trainers we see now are the opening performers of this final. They are the active kings of our Huaxia Kingdom!"

"I have to say that the South China Sea Islands have really become richer and richer in recent years, and the appearance fee of the king can even be paid!"

"Oh, it's all paid for by our sponsors, it's okay!"

Cuckoo Bird continued to talk while explaining, making the atmosphere in the live broadcast room very high.

"Come back to business, as a professional commentator, Cuckoo Bird will first introduce to you the two heavenly kings as guests, and will make an accurate prediction of the results of the next exhibition game, and show my career as a commentator literacy."

"Let's talk about Song Xiaoyu, the heavenly king of the water system. This is one of the only two female heavenly kings in Huaxia Kingdom. Because of her friendly personality and beautiful appearance, she is very popular in the circle of trainers in Huaxia Kingdom. One of the characters promoted by the National Trainers Association!"

"To tell you the truth, I, Cuckoo Bird, is also a die-hard fan of King Song Xiaoyu. So I think King Song Xiaoyu will definitely win the final victory in this show battle!"

Cuckoo Bird said frantically.

Well, this die-hard fan is really very die-hard!

"You call this professionalism???"

"As we all know, this is called a brain fan."

"If Song Xiaoyu loses later, won't the anchor retire on the spot???"

"Hmm...very likely!"

"..."

Apparently, there were many straight men of steel haunting the live broadcast room, who were completely unaffected by Song Xiaoyu's beauty, and were discussing them objectively.