Dad: After the breakup, the goddess president came to the door

"Wife, have you ever thought about it, just now there was just a wriggling in the large intestine."

Lin Xuan's face froze, he raised his head and looked at Liu Xin'er in confusion.

"...

How can this be?

……

Husband, are you itchy? "

Liu Xiner looked at Lin Xuan with a dark face.

This is obviously the babies moving, what are you talking about the large intestine moving.

Even if it is, this fairy doesn't want to lose face?

"..."

Lin Xuan twitched the corner of his mouth, why no one believed the truth.

"Honey, are you still turning on the fire?"

After a pause, Lin Xuan pointed to the kitchen and asked.

"Yeah, what's wrong.

Ah, my sugar water..."

Liu Xin'er nodded, and looked at Lin Xuan with some puzzlement.

Then she jumped up and ran towards the kitchen.

"Honey, slow down."

Lin Xuan said dumbfounded.

……

A very lively place on the hillside.

"Old man, why did you get off work so early today?"

Mother Lin looked at Father Lin very strangely.

"Hey, didn't you say that brat Lin Xuan has a wife?

I'll buy something delicious to celebrate, and then I'll tell those brats in the bank to get off work early. "

Father Lin smiled, and took a pair of pig intestines from the tricycle.

"Can you stop eating these stinky things all the time?"

Mother Lin frowned and said.

"By the way, Lin Xuan said that our daughter-in-law is still pregnant, you said we have to prepare some kind of gift."

After looking at the pig's large intestine in disgust, Mother Lin continued.

"Why didn't you say it earlier, why don't you send some money to your daughter-in-law to buy nutrition?

Don't let that brat Lin Xuan starve my good grandson. "

Father Lin threw the straw hat on the seat and said anxiously.

"In addition to what I told you, I transferred the interest on this card to my daughter-in-law as pocket money."

Mother Lin took out a card and said.

"Oh, you are confused, what is this little money enough for?"

Father Lin looks like you are too stingy.

"By the way, Lin Xuanyou said what does our daughter-in-law do?

Give her a listed company for fun? "

Touching his chin, Father Lin asked Mother Lin.

"Your son didn't say anything, otherwise I would have asked his third uncle to arrange it.

But the money is indeed a little less, but isn't it also afraid of scaring people? "

Mother Lin nodded and said in approval.

"Oh, yes, these years are too difficult.

It's hard to spend some money. "

Father Lin shook his head and said.

"That's right, the banks are already open at our door.

I was thinking about a small village like ours, why does it come here?Isn't this a panic about having too much money? "

Mother Lin pointed to the bank next door and said.

"Oh, who knows?

But they are not bad, they pay me a salary of [-] a month.

Only then did I know that the salary of the gatekeeper is so high.

No wonder so many people in the village like to be security guards. "

Father Lin sighed and said.

"Okay, don't talk about it, how about I ask you to send the pair of jade bracelets from the Western Han Dynasty in your collection to your daughter-in-law."

Mother Lin thought for a while, and said to Father Lin.

"This won't work, I don't know how many people have brought that thing.

Well, I'll take a picture of that piece of ice later and carve some bracelets and other jewelry for my daughter-in-law. "

Father Lin pondered for a while and said.

"That's right, that thing is indeed unlucky.

By the way, tell me after the thing is carved, and I will invite the Living Buddha and the Celestial Master to consecrate the thing. "

Mother Lin nodded.

……

"Wife, be careful."

Lin Xuan looked at the wrinkled face and brought out a bowl of syrupy syrup from the kitchen, and said very distressed.

"I'm sorry, husband, I promised to cook sugar water for you, but I didn't expect it to turn out like this."

Liu Xin'er gritted her teeth, and said with tears in her eyes.

She didn't expect that this was the first time they made food for Lin Xuan after they were together, so she made it like this.

So she felt very uncomfortable, and always felt that she was sorry for Lin Xuan.

"Honey, who said it's not delicious, it's the essence.

Besides, my wife, as long as it is cooked by you, I think it is delicious. "

Lin Xuan gently held Liu Xin'er's little hand and said.

"But, it's all muddled up like this."

Liu Xin'er lowered her head in embarrassment, not daring to look at Tang Shui.

Where is this taro syrup, this is almost taro paste.

"My husband, thank you, I love you."

After a long time, Liu Xin'er raised her head, with stars in her eyes, she moved forward very hazyly.

It fell on Lin Xuan's thick body all of a sudden, and Liu Xin'er swept away a lot of the taro paste that he just drank.

Lin Xuan didn't agree that the duck with its mouth would fly away, so he quickly rolled his tongue and intercepted the taro paste.

"Um……"

Liu Xin'er's eyes were fixed, she just felt her head was in a daze.

When did this little husband learn this trick? How can he do it so well?

"Xiaomian still fights with me?"

Complacent, Lin Xuan worked harder.

"By the way, the babies will come out in a few months, why don't you see how your wife is preparing?"

Like a ghost, a different emotion flashed in Lin Xuan's heart.

"Wow, no wonder my wife wants to change the model."

Lin Xuan's eyes were straightened, this food reserve is really enough.

This is as big as the bowl I used to eat when I was a child.

"Um……"

Liu Xin'er's whole body was like being electrocuted.

How could this little husband do this.

But it seems comfortable, the wretch.

In an instant, Liu Xin'er's eyes widened, big.

Just looking at Lin Xuan abruptly, as if he did something wrong.

"Wife..."

I don't know how long it took.

The air returned to normal, Lin Xuan looked at Liu Xin'er very embarrassed.

To be honest, he never knew that two people could be so happy together.

Otherwise, he could be happy with Liu Xiner on the day he graduated from high school.

What impressed him the most was that Liu Xiner specially bought grilled oysters, leeks and two red wines back that night.

It's a pity that I was not smart enough at that time, so I realized that eating seafood that my wife said at that time was eating oysters.

He still remembered that after he finished eating oysters and leeks, he sent his drunk and unconscious wife to his room to rest, and he squatted on the sofa to sleep all night.

This was the first time Liu Xin'er got angry with him, and he was very confused at that time.

But thinking about it now, Lin Xuan wished he could give himself two slaps.

At that time, the meaning of my wife was very obvious, but I avoided them one by one.

It's no wonder that every time we quarrel, my wife will say that he deserves to have no wife.

At that time, he thought it was Liu Xin'er who was cursing him, and was very angry every time.

"husband……"

Liu Xin'er's eyes were already hazy, and she came over all of a sudden.

The four eyes met, and they started to grab the taro paste to eat again.

This time, because there is not much taro paste left, they are extra careful.