Dad: After the breakup, the goddess president came to the door

"Honey, don't worry.

With my husband around, these problems are not a problem. "

Lin Xuan patted Liu Xin'er on the shoulder.

Said very confidently.

"Well, my husband, I believe in you.

Let's go shopping first, though.

We haven't eaten yet.

Don't wait to go back and make mom go crazy. "

Liu Xin'er looked at Lin Xuan quietly.

How long does this stinky husband plan to hang around here.

Can't figure out how many hours to buy something?

It's no wonder mom doesn't get mad.

"right.

I haven't bought anything yet. "

Lin Xuan touched his nose and said with a guilty conscience.

This has just been remembered as bragging.

For a while, I forgot that I hadn't eaten yet.

Trouble now.

When I go back, I will inevitably be scolded.

"You know you're scared, so let's go shopping.

The little ones couldn't wait any longer. "

Liu Xiner gave Lin Xuan a blank look.

This stinky husband is always like this, he is not afraid when things happen.

"Okay, by the way, what do we want to buy?

It seems that we don't need anything. "

Lin Xuan quickly walked into the supermarket, but after a while he scratched his head and looked at Liu Xin'er, and said hesitantly.

The supermarket came in, but he forgot what to buy again.

"Husband, can you be more reliable?

I feel like you've been doing that lately.

Good things said, turned around and forgotten. "

Liu Xiner looked at Lin Xuan with a dark face.

This is a good guy, just turn around now.

Forget about buying anything.

If this stays longer, wouldn't it be possible to forget about myself and a few babies?

"My wife, remind me, I really didn't mean it."

Lin Xuan said helplessly.

He really didn't mean to forget.

But lately he's been thinking about things about the company.

For a while, I forgot about it.

"Think about it for yourself, if you don't think about it, let's not go back.

You can forget something as important as shopping for a few little ones.

What else can you not forget, you say.

By the way, do you remember my birthday?

Do you still remember the birthday horoscopes of the little guys? "

Liu Xin'er stared at Lin Xuan, and said angrily.

Especially the sound, which is getting louder and louder.

but.

She can't help it.

She also couldn't remember what to buy for the little guys.

Where did Smelly Lin Xuan delay for so long?

It is not yet possible to find a topic to play with.

Otherwise, if Lin Xuan found out, wouldn't she laugh at her to death?

"Wife, wife, calm down, it's okay.

Why can't I remember? Isn't this to test whether your memory has faded due to pregnancy. "

Lin Xuan felt his scalp tingling when he saw Liu Xin'er getting angry.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk over, and said very suicidally.

Want to get away with it.

As for.

Wait what to buy.

Just buy everything related to children.

Anyway, it's delivered to your door.

In this way, my wife should not say anything.

"You remember? You're testing me?

So tell me what did we come here to buy for the little ones? "

Liu Xin'er blinked a little guilty, and then said very directly.

She understood that it wasn't Lin Xuan who was testing her memory.

This is testing your IQ.

This is blatantly trying to avoid the important and take the light, and then steal the beam.

"Honey, look at it.

I'm going to buy it now. "

Lin Xuan bit the bullet and walked towards the shelves.

At this time, you must not talk too much.

Once caught by the tail, it's all over.

"Lin Xuan.

You stop for me.

You haven't answered my question yet.

What are we here to buy for the little ones?

And my birthday, the birthday horoscopes of a few little guys.

After you answer these, go.

Otherwise, today I will let you see what it means to be a little girl and not to be lied to. "

Liu Xin'er squinted her eyes, looking at Lin Xuan with a murderous look.

This is a good guy, and he still wants to get away with it.

Does this mean that I haven't figured out what he's doing?

"Honey, isn't your birthday next month?

There are also birthday horoscopes of a few little guys...

Wait a minute, I can't read that word, let me check my phone. "

Lin Xuan twitched his face, and quickly took out his phone.

Damn, fortunately, I already knew myself.

This turned the birthday horoscopes of a few little guys into switching wallpapers.

Otherwise, this time it will really suffer.

"Huh? You still look at your phone.

Still can't read that word?

Lin Xuan, do you take me for a fool?

Tell me, wait a minute, should I buy a durian or two durians. "

Liu Xin'er's face turned black into a piece of charcoal and looked at Lin Xuan.

This trick is too childish.

It just rubbed her IQ on the ground.

"Honey, what's the difference between buying one durian and buying two durians?"

Lin Xuan looked at Lin Xuan with a bitter face.

Damn it, it’s all about buying durians, what’s the difference?

One is also bought, and two are also bought.

Anyway, it is right to suffer.

"Hehe, there is definitely a difference.

A durian is, you kneel down after eating.

If there are two durians, this is a bit technical.

That is to buy two durians that are about to split, one for each knee, and they cannot be crushed.

Otherwise, it would be troublesome to have to buy durians every day. "

Liu Xin'er narrowed her eyes, looked at Lin Xuan slowly and said.

"I said, wife.

Let's not be so disunity.

You see, it's not good for others to hear this whole thing.

If you let those little girls learn it.

Who would dare to marry those young people?

and so.

Wife, for social stability.

This principle must never be broken.

Besides, if I get hurt.

Who will go to the company to deal with things.

Who will help you coax a few babies.

Otherwise, there must be no problem with this knee.

Otherwise, it will be inconvenient when we discuss each other at night, my wife. "

Lin Xuan's entire expression changed.

Kneeling a durian is incredible.

How come there are two durians?

To know?

This is a durian worth 300 yuan each.

How distressed it would be if it was crushed.

and.

What does the old lady mean, if one is crushed, you have to continue to buy it later?

Then wait until you have achieved great success?

This doesn't work.

Absolutely not.

Not to mention how much it costs to buy durian.

Just let those little girls learn.

Special disunity to society.

Especially now that there are so many people in the supermarket, many people must have heard it.

He, Lin Xuan, must not open this head.

Ok.

It cannot be opened even if it is killed.

Poverty cannot be moved, wealth cannot...

This is the principle...

but.

Lin Xuan looked at Liu Xin'er's darkening complexion.

It can only be said in the opposite direction.

If the hard principles are no longer acceptable, then only the soft ones can be used.

and.

Isn't there such a thing as the happiness of my wife and adults?

He doesn't believe it anymore.

Liu Xiner didn't care about her own happy life.