Everyone Hates Dementors at Hogwarts

Snape Extra: Happy Birthday

Early in the morning, Snape habitually walked to the window, opened it, and let the first ray of sunlight in the morning shine on his greasy hair as usual.

I couldn't help it. I had washed my hair last night, and I had some experimental guesses. This made my hair, which was rarely refreshing, become greasy after staying up late and being exposed to the heat in the crucible.

"Severus! Clean up quickly, you are the protagonist today!"

Severus curled his lips, a man who had been a widower for many years was really scary.

When he went downstairs, he found that the living room was already busy.

"Hey Scarhead! I told you Dean doesn't like the color red! Get that red ribbon off the door frame!"

"How could it be? It's so beautiful! I like red the best."

"When will you understand that what you like may not necessarily be liked by others!"

"Oooh! Just like you, could you cut that tacky gold ribbon from the window frame? Snape doesn't like gold! Especially the same color as your hair!"

"Are you bored?! Do you want to fight? Don't go home if you can!"

"Okay, okay, Snape will have a headache again when he hears you guys arguing..."

Lupine was accustomed to it. Snape had always been the most effective fire extinguisher. Who made one of them owe Snape his life and the other owe Snape several years of understanding and apology?

Draco and Draco shut up quickly. This was no different than at the Black Mansion. Since Snape narrowly escaped death from Nagini's stupid snake's mouth last time, Snape had a headache. This made Snape become a Be more peaceful.

At the corner of the stairs, Snape curled his lips and retreated to the second floor again. Perhaps, he should go downstairs in ten or ten minutes at night to give these overly enthusiastic guys a little time. Anyway, the damn widower will be there. Wake yourself up when the time is right, just like you just woke yourself up.

Hermione and Ron hurried back in the magic car that the Ministry of Magic had just approved for sale through Parliament at the beginning of this month. They heard the two of them arguing before they even entered the door.

"Ron! Did I tell you to get up early? You were almost late!"

"Oh dear Hermione, what's wrong with me staying in bed during the holidays? Besides, isn't it late? Professor Snape hasn't even come downstairs yet!"

"So!" Hermione's tone suddenly rose, "You mean we should let the birthday girl greet us at the door, and we were originally part of the venue layout - give you Harry, the balloons you need - you are Is this what you mean? Next year I will definitely leave you and come here first!"

"Merlin! So why don't you let me drive? At least I can get here half an hour faster than you - Harry, I'll give you a cake, and specifically tell the cake room that there will be no cream and less sugar. Professor Snape will like it - —Hey, where are you going? We’re not done yet!”

"I'm going to make a longevity noodle for Professor Snape. I just learned it from my colleague from the mysterious east. And you should give up! I will never let someone who once almost hit the Whomping Willow with his car touch it. Car’s, even once!”

"Oh, you can't do this! It was an accident! It was Sirius who persuaded me to drive out to play with you. Who knows why that car acted like crazy and refused to obey the control and insisted on driving into the school? Now that damn modified car is still banned Do you believe it or not, what about Lin Zhililang? And that happened when I was in school, you can’t hold a grudge like that!”

Harry watched blankly as the two people left the living room and entered the kitchen one after another, unable to say a word.

"Why are you so stunned? Pop up the balloons, scar head, give me the cake, and I'll put it on the table outside."

"Oh well."

Seeing that the children were almost ready, Lupine walked up to the second floor again and stopped outside Snape's room.

"Come downstairs quickly. The children are almost ready. The guests will arrive in a while."

"Who asked them to prepare? How many people have been invited this year? It's too noisy."

"Haha, don't worry, everyone you want to see will come. Of course, there may also be a few you don't want to see. You have to know that as a resistance hero, there are always many people paying attention to your affairs."

No matter how many years they lived together, Snape still couldn't look directly at Lupine's unchanging gentle smile. "If you have nothing to do, you can go on a blind date or something. Even if you are a widower, you will still be blind." The discerning lady fell in love with your very deceptive appearance."

"Snape, you are really good at exposing people's wounds, but have you forgotten who it is because almost everyone knows my identity as a werewolf?"

"Oh so..."

Lupine ignored Snape's threatening pronunciation, "So, since I have no money and won't consider remarrying, I'll just be your assistant in Spider Alley and wait until death. It's quite interesting."

Snape said that he had never seen such a shameless person. Since this queen moved into his home with force, look what has become of his home. !

Bright, warm, no longer damp, cold, this is not cool at all, and how can he still call himself so pitiful? !

Of course, Snape was just used to confronting Lupine, but he had never thought of driving him away in the past few years.

He knew that Lu Ping was afraid that he would suddenly disappear one day, just as Lu Ping was afraid that he would suddenly disappear one day.

These 'remnants' seem to be alive, but their hearts are probably riddled with holes, and they can no longer adapt to the colorful world in peacetime. But if they are left alone, they will probably reach bliss early, and the children who are just messing with them will go there. .

It would be the most comfortable and suitable to live with old enemies and pals who know ourselves and our enemies well, except of course Sirius!

Snape was worried that if Lupine was replaced by Sirius, he would send his new roommate to meet Merlin on the first night.

"Hello! Hello? What are you thinking about? Birthday girl, hurry up and make a wish!"

Snape came back to his senses after always recognizing the urge. Looking at the relatives and friends around him, Snape smiled rarely.

"Okay, I've finished my wish. Although your noise gives me a headache, I still made a wish. I hope you can still be so annoying today next year."

That's all I want.

Lucius Malfoy rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction, "Please! I got up at five in the morning just to see you, an old friend!"

"Oh, I'm afraid it's to take care of your hair?"

"No! Sissy took care of me very quickly!"

Narcissa smiled softly, and instead of trying to stop the childishness that was rare between two adults, she started talking to Hermione next to her.

"Why are all the annoying guys gone this year?"

When she came today, she didn't see the expected scene around her, the annoying reporters and people trying to please her. After all, Snape was the recognized mentor of the leaders of the younger generation.

"Oh Madam, as a popular candidate for the next Minister of Magic, I secretly asked a few Aurors to work with a few of us to hide this place. Believe me, this is not difficult, especially Draco has increased investment in the Ministry of Magic this year. "

"Well done! But why do you feel that there are a few less people than should be here?"

As soon as he finished speaking, an old and powerful laughter came from the door, "Haha, it seems that I am late, old man?"