I'm doing automation in the ninja world

When there is only one idiot, everyone will stay away from him. When there are two idiots gathered together, everyone... should be farther away... right?

After Jiraiya came back to his senses, he immediately pulled Luo Sha's hand excitedly, and said excitedly, "Little ghost, what is this ninjutsu called~~"

Luo Sha waved his hand, trying hard to break free from Jiraiya's clutches, but he underestimated Ziraiya's determination, seeing that he couldn't break free, Luo Sha gave up resisting. "This is the harem art of sand ninja secrets, and ordinary people have no chance to learn it. The process of practicing this ninjutsu is extremely difficult, and it requires unremitting efforts and clear-eyed training to truly succeed in cultivation."

"The art of the harem~~~I didn't expect you to be able to comprehend such a powerful ninjutsu at such a young age. Sain is really talented~~I~~~" Before Jiraiya could finish speaking, Tsunade's sandbag-sized fist It fell on his head. "Idiot Ziraiya, what the hell are you doing with a group of brats?" At this time, Ye Cang said with a stern expression: "We have been out for so long, and we should go back. Hmm ~ right, Mr. Luo Sha."

Luo Sha, who had never seen such a terrifying expression before, swallowed unconsciously, scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and said: "Well, lecherous fairy, next time we have a chance to discuss ninjutsu, we will go back first. Next time, I will introduce you to the technique of telescope, and the technique of the perspective of the sage of the Six Paths. There is also the technique of live broadcasting."

Hearing that there are so many "interesting" ninjutsu, Jiraiya instantly turned into a wolf of the moon night.Completely ignoring Tsunade's hands dragging the back of his clothes, he struggled and said, "It's settled, kid, I'll go find you as soon as I have time~~ Don't forget~~" Looking at the back of his companion, Orochimaru thought about it, turned around and left.

After Shayin's trio returned to the envoy building, Xie asked, "Why did you do this just now?"

Luo Sha: "Oh, I saw it~"

Ye Cang looked confused: Who can tell me what happened?

Luo Sha: "Do you know the identities of those three people just now?"

Scorpion: "Just now you mentioned that they are the three disciples of the Three Hokages."

"Yes, the white-haired one is Toad Immortal Jiraiya, who is proficient in fire escape, sealing and senjutsu. The blonde-haired one is Tsunade Hime, the granddaughter of the first Hokage, who is proficient in body jutsu, sealing and medical ninjutsu. As for the black-haired one "Luo Sha paused for a moment, "He is Orochimaru, the most talented of the three, and Sarutobi Hiruzen's favorite disciple. According to some intelligence analysis, he is very likely to inherit the position of Hokage. "

"What about the two people before?" Scorpion continued to ask, "I can feel that you seem to pay more attention to the two people in front."

"There is no way, Namikaze Minato, Konoha Shinin, it is no exaggeration to say that he should be the strongest existence in this session of Konoha Shinin. If this exchange meeting requires us to fight against Konoha Shinin, he should play." Luo Sha said with mixed truth and falsehood.

Scorpion: "Is he very strong? What kind of ninjutsu is he good at?"

Luo Sha replied with certainty: "It is indeed very strong. Due to insufficient information, it is impossible to confirm the ninjutsu that he is good at. What is known is that the telekinesis and melee are more prominent."

Ye Cang: "Blinking Jutsu? Isn't this a very common ninjutsu?"

Luo Sha: "No, this one is different. I said before that people have reflection time. Do you remember?"

Scorpion: "I remember that the reflex time of a person is 0.1~0.5 seconds, and some excellent ones will be faster."

Luo Sha: "Yes, Namikaze Minato is the best among them. His fighting style is not suitable for seals. As long as the blink technique is combined with his invincible reflex nerves, he can almost be regarded as an invincible existence. I know that Konoha has A forbidden technique called 'Flying Thunder God' is a perfect match for him, and with this forbidden technique, I really can't think of anyone who can defeat him."

Ye Cang: "No way, it's not such an exaggeration."

Xie: "I trust Luo Sha's judgment."

Ye Cang: "Where's that girl? You seem to be afraid of her too."

Luo Sha: "Looking at her red hair, plus her surname, she should be a member of the Uzumaki tribe. And it is very likely that she was chosen to be the tailed beast container."

Ye Cang: "What is a tailed beast?"

Luo Sha: "The Shukaku in our village is a tailed beast. It's just that the Konoha has nine tails, and the Shukaku has one tail."

Ye Cang: "Isn't that much better than Shouhe?"

"In a sense, yes, but I don't think I've become Injuriki yet, so don't worry too much."

Scorpion: "Then who is the other person in this exchange meeting?"

Luo Sha: "I don't know. There is a high probability that they are either from Hinata or Uchiha. After all, people from these two clans are from Konoha's famous families. In terms of strength, blood successor ninjas are too powerful compared to other ninjas in the same period. advantage."

Ye Cang: "Can you win?"

Luo Sha: "Of course I can win, and even if I lose, it doesn't matter. The contract can be signed. After all, the fights of a few lower ninjas are not enough in front of the upper ninja. At most it is some face problem, Xie, you know me Yes, face or something is just a cloud to me."

Ye Cang: I am also drunk to be able to talk about shamelessness in such a fresh and refined way.

Naruto Building.

After Jiraiya and the three left the ramen shop, they went straight to Hokage's office.Hiruzaru Sarutobi was waiting for them in the office.As soon as he arrived at the door, Tsunade kicked the door open: "Old man, what did you call us here for?"

The Third Hokage was stunned for a moment, feeling a little headache, he wondered if he had made a wrong decision at this moment, but he still chose to ignore Tsunade's behavior, and said unhurriedly: "Just now you and the three little ghosts of Sagakure Have you touched it, how does it feel?"

When Jilai also heard this, he quickly said: "Old man, are you peeping with a telescope again? Hurry up, hand over the practice manual, and learn to share good things~~ Personal disciples don't teach it, you wait to bring it to me!" Do you want to go to the soil?"

Orochimaru and Tsunade: "This idiot."

The Third Hokage coughed in embarrassment: "Oshemaru, Tsunade would like to share your views."

Tsunade: "Sakakushi's kid is interesting, but he's also like some idiot."

Jiraiya "··········"

"Oshemaru, what do you think?" Hiruzaru Sarutobi continued to ask.

Orochimaru: "The little ghosts in Shayin Village are very powerful, especially the leader Luo Sha, who has an extremely accurate grasp of the opponent's information. For example, when we just entered, this little ghost recognized us immediately, and he knew the identity of the three of us. strengths and weaknesses, so he chose Jiraiya as his breakthrough point, and solved it easily, which shows that his ability to collect intelligence is very strong, and he has a very clear understanding of our preferences and weaknesses." Speaking of this, Orochimaru paused one time.

After hearing Orochimaru's analysis, Jilai also turned on the incompetent rage mode: "Hey~ Oroshemaru, what do you mean? What do you mean that kid knows our weaknesses, am I weak?"

Orochimaru didn't care about Jiraiya's fangs and claws at all, looked at Sarutobi Hiruya, and continued: "This kid used reasonable tactics to fight Jiraiya during the competition, and it ended decently without revealing his ninjutsu secrets. To be honest, I can't do so well under the same conditions."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "It's very rare to get such praise from you. Please take a look at this information." After speaking, he took out a stack of materials.The three of them began to read carefully. Tsunade and Jiraiya were also fine. Although they paid attention to this information, they didn't see anything else. Orochimaru was different. Starting to study those taboo knowledge, the essence of being a researcher is to see how much potential and value the things researched by Shayin Village and even Luosha have.

"Interesting." Orochimaru's signature gesture was displayed on his face again.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi had seen this information many times before, but he still couldn't understand the function of these "non-business" ninja tools.Now seeing Dashemaru's "signature action", I am determined.

"Oshemaru, did you see something?"

Orochimaru: "Although these things don't have any actual lethal effect, but his design ideas are very interesting. I thought about it. If I do it, I may not be able to do it. The design ideas of this little devil are very strange, um, interesting kid."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi took out the humidity detector that Anbu had stolen in Kawanokuni before, and handed it to Orochimaru: "Can you see the principle of this thing?"

Orochimaru became interested in an instant: "What is this?" After receiving these "samples", Orochimaru carefully disassembled them.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "This seems to be an instrument for measuring soil moisture. As for the purpose after the test is completed, it is temporarily unknown."

When Orochimaru was disassembled to the core scroll, Sarutobi Hiruzen said: "This core has been damaged, and no more things can be researched."

"No, this scroll is enough. If my guess is right, this should be some kind of sealing technique, which can display numbers according to changes in the outside world. It's really an exquisite design." Orochimaru smelled the same kind of smell, "This Was it also designed by that brat Luo Sha?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "According to intelligence analysis, there is a high probability that he did it."

"What an interesting guy." Orochimaru's interest became more and more intense. Under his cold appearance, a seed called curiosity took root deep in his heart.

Jiraiya next to her has always had an expression of a dog looking at the stars, and Tsunade seems to be struggling with something while pinching her chin. According to what the third Hokage knows about her, Tsunade is probably thinking about where to gamble later. Bundle.

Therefore, it is not unreasonable to say that the three generations of Hokage's preference for Orochimaru is not unreasonable. Looking at these three people, only Orochimaru is reliable at critical moments.

Suddenly feeling tired, Hiruzaru Sarutobi rubbed his forehead: "Go back and think about it first, the day after tomorrow we will sign an alliance treaty with Sha Yin, and you will also come to watch the ceremony at that time."

"Understood, old man. I'll go first." Before Hiruzaru Sarutobi finished speaking, Tsunade hurriedly left Hokage's office and went straight to the casino.

"Okay, old man, I'm leaving first. I still need to collect materials and create a new book. Just now, the little devil Luosha gave me a lot of inspiration. I have to go back and write it down immediately." Zilai also had a foolish smile on his face. He hurried away.

As for Orochimaru, "Teacher, I took this instrument away first, and I will return it to you after I have studied it thoroughly."

"Okay, remember to make a report after researching."

"Okay, I'll go down first, teacher."

After speaking, Orochimaru left Hokage's office.

"What an interesting kid."

Luo Sha didn't realize at all that he had been targeted by Orochimaru, and at this time he was still concentrating on designing the seawater desalination ninja.

The cause of the incident started when Luo Sha saw Uncle Yile's ramen today. The soup pot where the ramen was cooked was always steaming, but the water in the soup pot did not see much loss.At that time, Luo Sha wanted to give himself two slaps—fortunately, he was still a traveler, and the environment for water fetching inland and sea was different, and he still used distillation and condensation. Wouldn’t it be nice to desalinate seawater?In terms of efficiency, the efficiency of seawater desalination is much higher than that of condensation water collection.

Luo Sha tried hard to recall the process of seawater desalination. "What is the essence of seawater desalination? It seems to be desalination. After adding precipitation and disinfection, it becomes drinkable tap water. How to desalinate?"

"I remember that the methods of desalination of seawater are-seawater freezing method, electrodialysis method, distillation method, reverse osmosis method, and ammonium carbonate ion exchange method. I don't have ice escape ninjutsu for seawater freezing method, so I don't need it; electrodialysis method, this That’s right, it’s just that thunder escape ninjutsu is not what we are good at, so it’s reserved for selection; Distillation method, it’s wide, the temperature difference between day and night is large in the land of the wind, it can be used to dry salt and collect water; reverse osmosis method, this can be used, the key It lies in the production of reverse osmosis membranes, now there are magnetic escape and sealing techniques, and there are fire seals, so it shouldn’t be difficult to design a "salt seal"~~~ Oh, I’m such a little genius." Completely immersed in my own world Luo Sha in the movie completely disregarded the factors of the scene and the environment, and said "hehehe~~~~" to himself,

Ye Cang next door: "This guy is thinking about some unscrupulous idea again, maybe he is peeping like that white hair again."

After hearing Luo Sha's voice on the other side, Xie got used to it. Not only was he not bored, but he also knew that Luo Sha had come up with a new theory, "I have to work harder, or I will be overtaken by that guy again." Already." Thinking of this, Xie began to work hard again, designing his new type of puppet.

Konoha Village, Orochimaru's house.

As soon as Orochimaru came home, a masked ninja came to him: "Master Orochimaru, Danzo-sama is here to invite you."

Orochimaru is very curious, what Danzo is looking for him for.However, he still followed the root ninja to the base camp of the root.

Danzo has been waiting for a long time.

"Oshemaru, Hirizhan gave you an instrument, right?"

"That's right, Danzo-sama, do you have any questions?"

"It's nothing, I have something I hope you can study."

"whats the matter?"

"Woodun."

Hearing this, Orochimaru's signature action appeared on his face again.

"Today is really full of surprises~~~~~~"