I'm doing automation in the ninja world

Pu Yun, an ordinary Iwagakure chounin.I have been an orphan since I was a child.

Due to the defects of his childhood environment and family education, he has a different way of thinking from most people in Yanyin. In the words of later generations, this guy is an exquisite egoist. He made up his mind at a very young age to do The tallest Zhao Gao.

The suffering and lonely life forced him to become an expert in wild survival (he had no father or mother since he was a child, he could only look for food in the wild, and he had to practice this skill under the pressure of huge survival pressure).And his recipes are quite extensive, ranging from snakes, insects, rats and ants, to jackals, tigers and leopards, and even some wild vegetables and wild flowers, all of which are on top of his recipes.

In the past, he never felt that this was a great talent.It wasn't until Yanyin started various coquettish operations that his talent gradually showed its value in the crisis-ridden village, and at the same time, the name Puyun was known to Ohnoki for the first time.

During that time, because there was no money to buy food, everyone in Yanyin Village lived hungry and full. Pu Yun, relying on his specialty and long-term experience in wild life, was able to make every meal full of meat. .And from time to time, he will send some to his direct subordinates, in the name of thanking the superiors for their long-term care.

You must know that at that time, Jonin might not be able to eat enough every day.Under such a big environment, this guy still has the energy to make a confession.It is enough to prove that he still has two brushes in this regard.

As for why not help his colleagues~~~

His exact words were: What does their life and death have to do with me?

Fortunately, he has some skills and is also good at drilling.Onogi deliberately brought her in this Chunin exam, mainly to save money (staying in the wild, relying on him for meals, and this person will also make offerings to Onogi alone during meal times every day. The previous Jonin did not have this Treated. With Tsuchikage's thigh, what is a Jonin)

In this way, even though Pu Yun is not strong, he has become one of the important figures in Yanyin's team this time.

And every time the ninja of the village asked: Why do we only have wild vegetables and mushrooms, the ninja can eat fish, the ninja can get meat and other similar questions, he just squinted his eyes, looked at the ninjas with contempt, and said Do not answer.

It’s just that in the next few days, the wild vegetables will drop a lot regardless of their quantity or quality. When the Chunin or Jōnin who are the teachers who lead the team ask, he always says: “Junin is young, so he should suffer a little. , suffer a little. Only then can we get exercise."

After the teachers who led the team heard these words, although they felt uncomfortable, they still didn't ask any more questions.After all, his treatment is really decent.A few ninja opinions don't matter.

Relying on his long-sleeved and skillful means, Pu Yun directly dealt with these ninjas properly.As for being scolded by them behind the scenes...it's not important.

He also has his own ambitions.Seeing that all the ninjas in the same period have become jonin, and have families and careers, seeing him who is still single, his heart is extremely unbalanced.

So as long as there is an opportunity to climb up, he will rush forward like a vicious dog.

Just like this time, he "actively" considered Lord Tukage and saved expenses.Just to leave a deep impression on Master Tukage.

And for him, suffering from hunger is just a pretense, and he has secretly hidden a lot of food reserves.So far, he has only been hungry for a few days these days.As for the reason - when I used to eat, I went out to steal chickens with everyone, and I couldn't steal the chickens, so naturally I didn't have the opportunity to eat alone.

"Just be patient for a few days, and you will be able to get Master Tukage's attention, it's worth it." Pu Yun said to himself silently.

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Since Onoki decided not to purchase, the other ninjas in Yanyin Village who were starving would naturally not sit and wait to die.After getting Onoki's tacit consent, they were going to go outside Muye Village together to try hunting, which was better than nothing.

But as we walked, the hunting party became full of complaints.

"That bastard Puyun, he wants to show off in front of Lord Tukage, why did he drag us along?"

"That's right, like a dog, it will wag its tail at the people above. He told me that Huangshi and Jieshi are such people before, but I didn't expect that he was actually talking about himself."

"He told me that before."

"Me too." x4.

So, in this atmosphere, everyone somehow reached a certain consensus—cursing Pu Yun.

The most powerful Huang Shi was the first to say: "Damn Puyun, when this guy was on the way to Konoha, I saw that he is not a thing. The lower ninja eats vegetables, the middle ninja eats fish, and the upper ninja eats meat. Look People order dishes. It's a proper villain's behavior, I pooh."

Immediately afterwards, Jieshi also said: "That's right, I asked him why he did this before, and he said a lot of high-sounding words to prevaricate me. How could such a thing come out of our Yanyin Village."

At this time, Fei Yun, who has always been a good man, opened his mouth, ready to smooth things over: "This man is not without bright spots, at least he is an expert in wild survival. Didn't Master Lao Zi ask him to teach you some tips before~~"

Before he could finish speaking, Shimonin Hiraishi said: "Don't mention that, this guy didn't teach anything at all. When Master Lao Zi arrived, he was more serious than anyone else. As soon as Master Lao Zi left, he immediately showed his original shape." , I can’t see anyone all day long. It’s amazing to say the least, I can smell Master Lao Zi’s scent accurately, and show up on time~~~”

"I can't help it, don't dogs have good noses~~"

Hearing this, the surrounding atmosphere immediately became cheerful.

"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's find a way to solve the problem of eating now, there are still 6 days to come." Huang Shi quickly brought everyone back to the topic.

To be honest, the ninja's ability to survive in the wild is not very bad. If they were in the deep mountains and old forests, these people would not be so worried.

But the area around Konoha is the most densely populated place in the Land of Fire, and the food that can be collected in this kind of place is very limited in both type and quantity.Everyone in Yanyin did not dare to leave too far.So resentment spread among these people again.

"Damn it, Master Tukage is willing to spend 50 taels to buy information, but he is not willing to spend 1 taels to buy food for everyone~~~"

Before he finished speaking, Huang Shi quickly interrupted: "It's no wonder Master Tuying, it's all caused by that guy Puyun, who deceived Master Tuying with his sweet words."

Most of the others thought so too, or had to.

"Even if it's a bowl of ramen~~~"

"Don't talk about it, I'm hallucinating now, imagining that there is a lot of meat roasting in front of me, the smell~~~"

"I smell it too~~~"

Yan Yin and his group suddenly sniffed the fragrance vigorously with their noses.

"Over here." The good old Fei Yun suddenly pointed in one direction.

"Let's go." Huang Shi gave an order, and led everyone towards the direction of the barbecue.

Not long after, I saw people from Sha Yin holding a barbecue meeting.

Envious eyes shot directly at Sand Yin and the others.

The roasted pork belly, the well-striped tenderloin, and the bright red beef all stimulated the nerves of Yan Yin's people all the time, and these people had been vegetarian for so long.That scene~~ What a miserable word.

The people in Huangshi who originally wanted to "crack a little bit" saw Sha Yin's forehead protection, and they gave up this idea.The lesson of Huangtu before was right in front of them, and they didn't think that Tuying would be willing to spend a huge sum of money to redeem them.

Can only hold back the saliva of longing and leave sadly.

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"Luo Sha, Xie, try this~~~" Ye Cang took out a large piece of roasted pork belly and handed it to Luo Sha and Xie's mouths.

"I said Hakura, Burning Dun is not for barbecue~~" Luo Sha was heartbroken, just like Sandai Kazekage taught him not to do business properly.

"Hey, I didn't use Burning Escape???"

"Then why is this piece of meat carbonized?" Scorpion couldn't help but mercilessly exposed the essence of the truth.

Ye Cang, who didn't realize how bad his cooking talent was, casually threw away the meat, and asked curiously, "Luo Sha, how did you roast the meat so well?"

"Please, it's not that I'm good at crafting, it's just that you don't have the talent in this area." Luo Sha's ruthless statement completely broke Ye Cang's defense.

As long as the average person cooks carefully, it will not be too unpalatable.

But Ye Cang made a total of "three pieces of steel carbon" tonight, Luo Sha had reason to suspect that burning dun would affect a person's cooking skills.

This is not without reason. The strength of the first Hokage is the best in the ninja world, but it still has the problem of gambling.

It can only be said that God~~The Sage of the Six Paths opened a door for you, and will definitely close a window for you.

Xie's mind is not here at the moment, his mind has already drifted to the Land of Rain, or the pair of eyes of reincarnation, "Luo Sha, are the eyes of reincarnation really in the Land of Rain?"

Luo Sha knew what Xie wanted to ask, "Xie, do you want to marry your parents..."

Although Luo Sha didn't finish speaking, everyone present knew what the next words would be.

Scorpion didn't refute, just nodded silently.

Scorpio's greatest desire in this life is to have a childhood with parents. Now that he has such an opportunity, Scorpio doesn't want to let it go.

"The eye of reincarnation does have the power to bring the dead back to life. That ninjutsu is called the art of reincarnation. It's just a scorpion. This technique requires the ninja's body to be intact before it can be performed. Your parents~~~" Luo Sha lied, even if this Lies are well-intentioned.

"Is that so?" The light in Scorpion's eyes gradually dimmed.

"Don't be discouraged, Scorpion. You must know that there are countless people who died in the previous wars, and there are quite a few in our Shayin Village. If these people are all resurrected, what do you think will happen?"

"Luo Sha, what's going to happen? Will it be interesting?" Ye Cang, who was heartless, asked first.

"I don't know if it's interesting or not. I only know that if there is a chance to revive the first and second Kazekage, will the teacher abdicate at that time? Or will he abdicate?"

"Pfft, Luo Sha, it's really you." Ye Cang laughed heartily, and she couldn't help covering her stomach when she thought of that scene.

"So, don't be obsessed with the past, Scorpio. Let the dead rest in peace. As for the future, we will create it."

Xie didn't answer Luo Sha's words, but remained depressed.

Luo Sha didn't try to persuade Xie any more. For some things, he could only rely on himself to complete the psychological construction in the end, and no one else could provide any help.

This barbecue meeting was proposed by Kazekage Sandai, in order to relieve the pressure brought by the exam, and also to celebrate Luo Sha's finding such a good source of income.

Luo Sha also wondered when the always stingy teacher changed his temper and was willing to spend money to celebrate.

When she later found out that the total cost was less than 5 taels, Luo Sha was relieved. She earned so much this time, so why spend a little.

"What are those strange feelings just now? It seems that a group of people are staring at us~~"

"Scorpion, that's my meat~~"

"In my mouth, that's mine~~"

"Damn." Luo Sha didn't hesitate any more and rushed towards the barbecue...

Orochimaru base.

With the unremitting help of Danzo, Orochimaru successfully obtained the star samples of "Star Ninja Village".

As expected, the stars do have some radioactivity.And by the way, the "root" ninja also brought back part of the secret art of Star Ninja Village - Peacock Magic.

Dashewan is very satisfied with this efficiency and work attitude.

"As expected of a professional tool man." Orochimaru praised unabashedly.

"Now that we have these things, it's time to conduct an experiment. But who should we turn to?" Orochimaru thought carefully.

The previous wooden ninjas were all taken away by Hiruzaru Sarutobi, and there was no suitable candidate for Tsunade.

At this moment, Orochimaru suddenly remembered something, "I heard that Danzo is going to open an orphanage~~~ This is a good idea."

It is quite worry-free to cooperate with Danzang. Basically, all the plans of this person can cooperate with me and conduct experiments.This time, Danzo went ahead again.

The next step is to try for a long time, and I don't know how long it will take to achieve results, and I don't know if this star sample is enough.

"Do you want to grab all the meteorites?" This idea is also human nature. For these people like Orochimaru, they always follow the "two whatevers"-everything that can enhance their strength must be followed. For your own; everything that can strengthen the enemy's strength must be destroyed.

In this way, Hoshi Ninja Village, who had never seen Oshemaru noodles before, was inexplicably targeted by Orochimaru.

Sure enough, no matter what era it is, it is entirely up to the strong to decide if the strong want to bully the weak.I didn't hit you today just because the strong don't want to for the time being.As long as there is the slightest reason, weak people cannot escape being bullied no matter what diplomatic means they use.

There is no way, I am not hard, I can only swallow my anger.

Just like now, what Orochimaru is considering is not whether to destroy Hoshino Village, but how to destroy it.

Do you want to contact Danzo, do you want to report Sarutobi Hiruzen, or you can do it yourself.Zuo Zuo is just a small ninja village.